More about my Zeppelin ride soon-ish. But in the meantime, I have an important announcement. Although there are no novels by me out this year (for the first time since 2002!) I will have many stories published in 2008. Yes, old-fashioned short stories, the backbone of literature!
This is weird for me, because when I was young, I could never write short stories. Just as some people can run marathons in record time but suck at sprinting, I thought I was designed only for the long haul of novels. And yet over the course of writing fifteen novels, I have somehow learned how to construct a decent story.
So 2008 is the Year of the Short Story, as far as I’m concerned.
The first of these stories is in an anthology called The Starry Rift, which just came out today. This book is mighty star-studded. It has stories by Garth Nix, Margo Lanagan, Cory Doctorow, Neil Gaiman, Gwyneth Jones, and many others. It’s such a vasty book that it has its own blog! You’ll find free samples and downloads aplenty there, along with interviews from several of the authors.
My story in this collection has the unlikely title “Ass-Hat Magic Spider.” I won’t tell you much about it except that the title makes perfect sense, and it’s a real tear-jerker.
Here’s the lovely cover of The Starry Rift . . .

And here are many places to buy it.
I hope some of you get a chance to check it out, either by buying it yourself or prompting your librarians to get a copy.
More on Zeppelins soon!











April 18th, 2008 09:17
first comment!
April 18th, 2008 09:18
thats awesome scottla!
April 18th, 2008 09:18
dude bomb dot com
April 18th, 2008 09:21
-mental note go buy book-
April 18th, 2008 09:22
Well, i see how it is! you just go off and dont continue the fascinating lives of our favorite characters!!! FINE!!
April 18th, 2008 09:29
That sounds really neat, and I like your short stories on your website, anyway. Nice cover and (your) story-title, too. I wonder if the ole’ Hermitage Branch library has it…
Oh! And last night I finished the third midnighters (finally)! My library didn’t have it and I’m too much of a wimp to demand that they order it, so I got it from a friend. It was so…unexpected…you’re a great writer!
April 18th, 2008 09:29
oo very fool Scott-la!
congrats!
April 18th, 2008 10:24
totally understand the short story deal. anything i write tends to be epic length. haha at least the idea anyways. i’m still trying to get to the whole….epic part. lol
question for everyone else…i’ve been a lurker on scott’s blog for a long time, but i haven’t ever actually posted before. for those of you who entered an application for the ALPHA writer’s conference…did any of you get in? because I did, and i just wanted to know if any other westerfans would be going too.
April 18th, 2008 11:02
awwww, no new novelz. but short stories are also cool.
also, prettyful cover.
congrats, Briana-la! somebody else was saying someone got in, but i’m drawing a blank.
i’ve got the opposite problem. too many ideas, and a tendency to short word counts. i’ve got at least seven finished short stories sitting around (along with a couple i’m just too lazy to write), and no finished novels. though one very close to being first-draft completed…..
actually, i’ve got novella issues. all my stories wrap up too early. like, not that i run out of story, but they just stop. i’ve got a story finished at 17K, and another at 25. this phenomena confuses me.
and makes it wierd to talk, because i feel irrationally odd saying the word “novella”
but, you people probably don’t care. so i’ll stop rambling.
April 18th, 2008 11:35
TOP TEN! This is a new for me! I love the idea for the new book and PLEASE have the Uglies guide come out soon! Lots of love, Emma
April 18th, 2008 11:36
Oh and I will be buying it ASAP!
April 18th, 2008 11:56
I’m excited for Starry Rift! I think your short stories are just as great as your YA. I’d have to say that of your short stories, Non-Disclosure Agreement and The Front of the Can are my favorites. Can’t wait!
April 18th, 2008 11:57
See i wish i had ur talent scott. I make my stories to fast paced. And i get bored quickly with my novels. Im pressuring myself into finishing the one i started about 10 to 9 monthes ago. It is 33, 679 words long. That includes title, chapter headings, and the dedication. I dedicate my short little short things to my friends and family.
April 18th, 2008 12:09
Oh wow. This is cool. You have talent Scott-la. I can’t wait to get Starry Rift!
April 18th, 2008 13:11
FAWESOMENESS!!!!!!!! im sotally gonna get that. (who was the first one that said sotally again? i forget key things like that. owell. thanx to said person!)
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
April 18th, 2008 13:28
1: HaHa, nice name!
2:Dude I thought Lizzy-wa was like dead!
April 18th, 2008 13:40
ooohhh i want that book so bad i need some scifi at the moment i just read a ten book high fantasy series (wich is good but i prefer scifi) i wish it was at ANY of the TEN barns & nobals by my house
*mutters to self “stupid florida murmeremuremer mermer erg”*
April 18th, 2008 21:54
Cool! Go Scott!
April 18th, 2008 22:33
Wohoooo!!!
Yay, more stories by scott-sensei
I am sotally going to order it (now I love that word too)
BTW I also live in Florida and let me just say we have a seriuos problem with getting good books.
The B&N I go to only gets books for old folks.It’s like “Hello , some teens read too, gosh!”
We even have our own genre for pete’s sake
All I can say is Hooray for B.A.M
Ok that’s enough of my ranting, I heading over to James Patterson’s site.Join the Flock
http://www.maximumride.com
Oh and read Fangs’ blog, because he sounds HOT
http://www.maximumride.blogspot.com
April 18th, 2008 22:51
Wow that’s so cool. I love a lot of authors in Starry Rift! I must got get it!
April 19th, 2008 02:52
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April 19th, 2008 05:56
Nice story title Scott-la, lol. I can’t wait to read it if I can find it!
I can’t wait for the uglies Guide either, you’ll have to tell us when it’s coming out!
April 19th, 2008 06:30
that cover is really cool.
reminds me of something.
very futuristic in my mind.
April 19th, 2008 07:01
Sweeeetness! thank you Scott!
April 19th, 2008 08:22
Don’t worry Bran-la I’m the same way
I have at least 8 stories that are like around 600 words long and I am trying to finish one for ALPHA for next summer when I’ll be 14
April 19th, 2008 08:24
Maximum Ride is a really good series. I’ve read most of them
April 19th, 2008 09:13
i want to thank all of you for your prayers for my dad. he now needs your prayers again. he has diffuse large b-cell lymphona. he will have to have chmeo.
April 19th, 2008 09:36
ooo where in stinky fl do u live Sandra-la
and i love the maximum ride series
April 19th, 2008 09:54
my 1year uglies anniversary is…today!
April 19th, 2008 09:58
Yay, my library already has it on order! And now I have it on hold!
April 19th, 2008 10:54
ok. so like, three months ago i wooda come on here after scool and seen an additional 78 comments that had been added to the previous 106 comments that there were this morning. i mean seriously people. he posted it yesterday!
im sorry, but thats just sad.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
April 19th, 2008 12:48
ok. its been like three hours. still…no comments.
you guys are lame.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
April 19th, 2008 12:49
oh. and reffering to comment 16:
Tally/Zane-la: its nice to no you care about me.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
April 19th, 2008 13:03
It doesn’t look like my last post made it… the page died right as I hit the “Submit Comment” button… If it doesn’t show up I’ll try again…
April 19th, 2008 13:08
Nope. Okay, let’s try this again:
This has nothing to do with the blog entry, but I gotta ask:
Scott, were you by chance on a plane to Cleveland, Ohio from RDU at 10:20am on April 18???? I know how ridiculous the odds of that are, and I have no earthly idea what you would be doing in Cleveland… but it’s been bugging me all day. I swear I was sitting next to a guy that looked JUST LIKE YOU!! It helped a lot that he was reading a book. I guess I figured that if I were to encounter my favorite author on a plane, he ought to be reading a book.
April 19th, 2008 13:56
Lizzy-wa! I care about you too! You were just gone so long that i was in the state of shock and couldn’t remember a thing!
April 19th, 2008 14:05
hehe. ive missed you SOOOO much!!! luv ya Bran-la!!!
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
April 20th, 2008 01:20
I luv you too!!! Hahaha
My friend and i always tell each other that we luv each other and people are always like “thats disgusting”. Like, who cares! We are girls! It is our nature to luv everyone!
April 20th, 2008 03:19
Wow, GORGEOUS cover. The book sounds like it has quite a few amazing stories… definitely going to have to check that out in the near future. Merci pour la update!
April 20th, 2008 03:53
cool! -adds book to book list-
hey, (this goes for anyone) you know what song reminds of the Uglies Trilogy? The City Is At War by Cobra Starship…its a pretty boppy, punkish song but the lyrics are very “Ugly”. Anyone else agree?
April 20th, 2008 04:50
hehe. thats girls for ya!
yesterday at scool me and my friend Amy (Mr. Robot-la) were walking back from lunch when she pulled out this dark chocolate. i put out my hand and she gave me some and i was like “i love you Amy!” and shes like “i love you 2!” and i was like “aaaawwww!!! wanna get married?!” and shes like “as long as i get the rite side of the bed.”
hehe. its this freekish inside joke we have. i dont even remember how it started…hehe. anyways. the people around us kinda formed a reputation bubble. hehe. if thats what you can call it.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
April 20th, 2008 05:09
For any Twilight fans, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN BREAKING DAWN! No I didn’t read it. No, I didn’t find a spoiler page on it. BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT THE NAMES OF THE BOOKS (AND LOOK AT PAGE 599 – 600) ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOO OBVIOUS!!!
@@@@@@@ SPOILER ALERT @@@@@@@@@@@
Jacob calls Bella his persanal sun on the bottom of page 599 and the top of page 600. On page 600 he also said he can’t handle an eclipse. Which makes Edward the moon! New Moon, means that right when Jacob finally had Bella, a new moon came in and took her, unexpectedly. Eclipse means Edward had her offically (as in holy matromony), and breaking dawn means the sun rises up!!! As in Bella is Jacob’s sun again! The only way Bella would EVER be Jacob’s would be id Edward was out of the picture, the only way Edward would EVER part with Bella would be if he was DEAD! So Edward’s gonna die in Breaking Dawn making Bella run to Jacob! ITS ALL ABOUT JACOB! I just figured that out like 10 minutes ago! I’m so proud at myself, but I also hate myself for figuring it out!
April 20th, 2008 05:21
ugh. twilight fans. ugh.
no offence.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
April 20th, 2008 05:30
hi pplz!!!!!
April 20th, 2008 05:43
hi back other pplz!!!!!!!
hehe. i have more !s.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
April 20th, 2008 06:13
Yeah another book!!!!!!!!!!! Bahahaha
I love Superman/Tom Welling!!!!
April 20th, 2008 06:24
No no no no no no! Bella will NOT be with Jacob. She will not not not! i will NOT let that happen!
April 20th, 2008 06:26
thats funny lizzy-wa. “as long as i get the right side of the bed.”
April 20th, 2008 07:10
hehe. yepyepyep.
-Lizzy-wa OUT!
April 20th, 2008 09:37
hey, peeps. Update on my Midnighters ride- Book One Of Midnighters Finished! Kinda confused at first but now I gots it. I returned the first book to my library, and I have a hold on the second book
April 20th, 2008 09:44
What’s up? Oh and if that does happen in Twilight I will need to call up some of my friends to start an angry mob. Pitchforks, torches and all. Anyone care to join?
April 20th, 2008 10:40
i’ll be in the barricade (or possibly bomb shelter) away from the mob. i think Edward Cullen fans already want my head.
(to add to thier collection, of course)
it’s not my fault werewolves are better!
April 20th, 2008 10:42
and i sort of see what you mean (about the song), Nona-la.
and i cracked up at your response Lizzy-wa too. because that’s seriously what i first typed when i saw the Twilightness.
ugh. ugh indeed.
seriously, it’s not like there’s a shortage of Twilight forums for random theories. no offense, but yeah.
April 20th, 2008 11:44
Uh…I’ve got no problem with werewolves,they freakin rock. I just HATE Jacob. Always did.Always will.Can’t help it. It’s just his personality…but you have to admit that vampires are pretty awesome too…so are zombies and evil little leprachauns that suck out your brains through bendy straws(oh, wait a sec. that was my little brother)….*shrugs* I haven’t got a favorite.
April 20th, 2008 11:56
OMG my friend was like “sorry rosie i like tiwlight better than uglies” and i EXPLODED i wouldnt talk to her…they know how obsessed i am and to NEVER say anything negative about anything Scott related around me…i was so mad -_-…i mean i did forgive her but i was just like RAWR!
April 20th, 2008 12:03
HeHe! Rawr! Awesome….but yeah….so….RAWR! That’s funny….okay I’m done now.
April 20th, 2008 14:22
Brianna-la, I applied to ALPHA, too, but didn’t get accepted. I’ve been wait-listed, which has apparenty never happened before. If I’m lucky (and someone else is not) one of the participants will be unable or unwilling to go. What sort of story did you submit? Horror, fantasy, sci-fi, or a mixture? Mine was fantasy, but it had a healthy dose of horror, too. I had started a better one, definitely sci-fi, but it was getting too long and had no ending by March 1st, so I’m left wondering whether or not I’ll be able to actually go. I guess I’ll know by May 1st.
I loved your short story, Scott. I rode my bike the eight miles to Barnes and Noble today especially to pick up Starry Rift and Maureen Johnson’s new book (which I finished when I should have been doing schoolwork).
April 20th, 2008 14:35
hi guys. so i feel like talking about my brilliant plan that turned out to back fire. kinda long though so read it if ya want. so this weekend me, my mom, 2 aunts, and 3 cousins went to this city that’s close by and stayed at this really nice hotel and went swimming and hung out for a girls night and my moms b-day is today. so we went to bed at like 1 after a movie and at 3 my little cousin (she’s 5) who was sleepin inbetween the beds had somehow managed to get really far under my bed and woke up and was freaked out crying and screaming so everyone jumped up and we found her and so she wanted to sleep with her mom so my other little cousin was put in the bed with me and my mom and so it was really smushy and then these drunken idiots above us started screaming and were kicking stuff and were breaking beer bottles on the floor that was directly above us. it was such a pain. so we called the front desk to complain and they got quiet for like a few minutes and then would get louder than they were the first time. so we called and complained 3 times and finally they started to be quieter. so anyways it was a very crappy nights sleep then today we went shopping and i found this perfect photoalbum to fill up with pictures and suprise my mom with and my aunt bought it and was going to bring it over tonight while my parents were out to eat but i fell asleep from like 5 to 10 so i missed the call. and now my parents are home. and so i don’t know how i’m gonna sneek it. i guess i’ll just have to find a way.
and the other thing… we went to target today and i was in the book section (big shocker there) and was begging my mom to buy twilight for me and she kept saying no and wasn’t giving me a reason (besides the reason she gave me the 1st time about not wanting to get it for me b/c it was about vampires) but was like well how about this book and i was like nooooo i want this one. and so it went on for like 10 minutes then she finally let out that she got it for my birthday which is just a few days away. and she really wanted it to be a suprise. ahh i felt so crappy. lol.
April 20th, 2008 14:36
wow. that’s really long. sorry guys.
April 20th, 2008 14:45
I was accepted to Alpha!!!!
Not that anyone cares or anything, just thought I’d say that, haha.
I’m super excited
April 20th, 2008 15:20
That’s awesome you got accepted! I’m not going to Alpha but I’m going to one in New York that’s for two weeks! So fun shall be it! Muaha.
April 20th, 2008 16:08
Scott, there is a restaurant called Scott’s Hamburgers in Bixby, apparently~ How amazingly awesome is that?
April 21st, 2008 02:29
I hate Jacob! I’d kill him if I could. EDWARD’S SEXY!
April 23rd, 2008 13:29
now i have a way to spent my borders gift card, lol. deffinatly buying that book.
April 25th, 2008 09:53
OMG MY BLOG GOT 30 VEIWS TODAY< OMG
April 27th, 2008 08:29
Um please say omj instead. Jk say what ever you want. Whenever any1 says omg infront of my friend she freaks out and tells them that it is omj for oh my jonas. She is kind of oppsessed eith the Jonas Brothers. She also says that she is jonased instead of pisse dor you son of a jonas. Sometimes she freaks me out olike when we went to the zoo she got all excited when we saw the emus and I asked her why and she said that it was close to emo. I think that she has some issues sometimes. But she’s my buddy no matter what… Well unless she is like talking about me and how she hates me than I don’t think I would really want to hang around her then.
I love Superman/Tom Welling!!!!
April 27th, 2008 11:28
i hate the Jonas Brothers . No offense
April 29th, 2008 08:04
Hey Scott, since there are no books coming out this year, when will Uglies guide come out? Im so excited for it please tell us when!!
May 1st, 2008 11:12
uglies guide is already out, i think
May 1st, 2008 11:20
well if it is out where can we buy it? the uglies guide……
May 1st, 2008 11:26
idk where u can buy it. i just thought it said it was out. i thought i read it somewhere on this site. what is it gonna have in it neway?
May 22nd, 2008 05:45
I think it’s very cool that you’re writing short stories. There aren’t enough of them — the really good, totally adventurous genre stories — around anymore.
All the best,
Heather
August 12th, 2008 03:55
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March 20th, 2009 21:39
Same, the Jonas brothers can make any song a decent song .
March 20th, 2009 22:28
i saw them at the gibson ampitheartre here in LA they rocked so hard!!! I LOVE U NICK JONAS!! lol wow that does not sound like me.
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