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Scott's Books => Leviathan / Behemoth / Goliath => Topic started by: Anchorgurl1 on March 29, 2013, 07:36:24 AM

Title: I has a dumb joke!
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on March 29, 2013, 07:36:24 AM
WHAT WAS THE HAPSBURG'S favorite song by NIRVANA?!
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Post by: artimousguy on March 29, 2013, 08:21:33 AM
what? ;D
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on March 29, 2013, 12:48:33 PM
SMELLS LIKE TEEN INCEST!!!!
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Post by: sandy5 on March 29, 2013, 01:55:41 PM
That's a knee-slapper! ;D
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Post by: Straif on March 29, 2013, 02:10:33 PM
Oh, you...
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Post by: Tesla on March 29, 2013, 02:11:14 PM
Bazinga!!
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on March 29, 2013, 02:14:23 PM
Thanks guys :P
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on March 29, 2013, 02:20:23 PM
IKR? I got the joke from flipping through Goliath and listening to Nirvana
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Post by: artimousguy on March 29, 2013, 03:49:57 PM
I feel so bad I don't get it. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( kill me now.
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Post by: MonkeyButler on March 29, 2013, 07:55:04 PM
my guess is there's  a band called Nirvana and one of their songs is called "smells like teen incest." And, since I'm a history nerd i know this, the Hapsburgs were into the whole "kissings cousins" tradition, and they also got married in their teens usually. So, yeah... there goes the joke :P
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on March 30, 2013, 03:23:05 AM
No one of their songs is "Smells like teen spirit" and I changed it :P
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Post by: sandy5 on April 25, 2013, 11:08:27 AM
Ahem! My friend and I have another dumb joke!
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on April 28, 2013, 02:23:14 PM
Please tell!
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Post by: artimousguy on April 28, 2013, 02:32:33 PM
Maybe I might get this one. (it was good it just me not so smart)
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Post by: Straif on April 28, 2013, 02:37:12 PM
Heh
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Post by: sandy5 on April 29, 2013, 01:46:54 AM
How many Dr Barlows does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on April 29, 2013, 03:01:09 AM
How many?
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Post by: sandy5 on April 29, 2013, 08:58:50 AM
None, because she makes Deryn and Newkirk do it!
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Post by: TractionEra on April 29, 2013, 09:04:34 AM
Okay, that got a chuckle. My hat is off to you.
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Post by: artimousguy on April 29, 2013, 09:43:28 AM
U's just to funny
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on April 29, 2013, 09:47:05 AM
BWAHA XP
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Post by: artimousguy on April 29, 2013, 12:45:39 PM
yep :-\
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Post by: sandy5 on May 06, 2013, 06:05:46 AM
Thanks! My friend and I are convinced there are a lot more good Leviathan jokes out there. Does anyone have any more?
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Post by: artimousguy on May 06, 2013, 01:55:03 PM
I think I do but it sucks and I really don't have one. :P If anyone knows what I just said please explain it to me :P
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Post by: artimousguy on May 06, 2013, 02:20:28 PM
\('-')
 (  (>     Snap Girl! :P
 /  \
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Post by: sandy5 on May 07, 2013, 01:10:37 PM
Do tell! I'm sure it's not stupid!
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Post by: artimousguy on May 07, 2013, 01:25:08 PM
Yes, it is very stupid. :-X
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Post by: sandy5 on May 10, 2013, 12:31:27 PM
Tell me! I won't laugh! Well, you know what I mean. I will laugh in the good way. Not the bad way.
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Post by: artimousguy on May 10, 2013, 01:46:06 PM
(http://scottwesterfeld.com/Users/kittykat/Desktop/pictures/funny.jpg)
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Post by: artimousguy on May 10, 2013, 01:48:34 PM
Ugh it is in a picture but I don't know how to put pics on how do you do it? is it in brackets or what? just so frustrating!!!! >:(
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Post by: Oslifhaler on May 11, 2013, 08:25:49 AM
Ugh it is in a picture but I don't know how to put pics on how do you do it? is it in brackets or what? just so frustrating!!!! >:(
Sorry but I don't know !  :(
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Post by: artimousguy on May 11, 2013, 02:47:04 PM
Ok but if you find out please tell me. So far all I know is that you do [ i m g ] http://image here [ / i m g ]
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Post by: sandy5 on May 12, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
I'm sorry. I have no idea. This is why I have no picture next to my name either.
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Post by: artimousguy on May 14, 2013, 01:34:28 PM
With your name you could just get it from the downloads.