Scott Westerfeld Forum

Scott's Books => Leviathan / Behemoth / Goliath => Topic started by: ParadoxNostalgic on June 20, 2013, 07:09:18 AM

Title: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: ParadoxNostalgic on June 20, 2013, 07:09:18 AM
Alright, Westerforumers! It's time to tell everyone what you think everyone's favorite Wildcount does out-of-canon! Have fun!
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 20, 2013, 08:04:02 AM
He spends hours a day tending to his mustache ^-^
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: HalloweenDoughnut on June 20, 2013, 09:48:55 AM
He plays the cello.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 20, 2013, 09:58:23 AM
He once stabbed the radio as a kid with his saber because it was playing static (I don't know if radios existed when Volger was a kid)
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 20, 2013, 12:40:11 PM
In his rebellious teen days, he dyed his mustache bright pink ;D
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Straif on June 20, 2013, 01:31:43 PM
His moustache is naturally stiff. He doesn't need grease or anything to make it point up; it just DOES
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 20, 2013, 01:35:47 PM
He sings in the shower
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: ParadoxNostalgic on June 21, 2013, 05:28:58 AM
I have a headcanon that he's a pretty good chef!
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: sandy5 on June 23, 2013, 08:06:11 AM
We know he was in the cavalry, but I also imagine that he used to do horseshows and other horsey stuff as well.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 23, 2013, 08:07:54 AM
We know he was in the cavalry, but I also imagine that he used to do horseshows and other horsey stuff as well.
Horseraces!
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: sandy5 on June 23, 2013, 11:05:07 AM
Not so much races, in my mind... more like stadium jumping, cross country, dressage, or steeplechase.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 23, 2013, 11:34:55 AM
Volger dressing up his horse...  ;D
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: sandy5 on June 23, 2013, 12:04:19 PM
That's not exactly what dressage is, but I can picture that, too.

I also think that Volger was the younger/middle child of many siblings. (Like, nine.)
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: sandy5 on July 01, 2013, 06:26:15 AM
And I don't imagine Volger to have gray hair. I imagine him to be more around his mid-to-late-thirties and have brown hair.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on July 01, 2013, 06:37:37 AM
Hm. I thought he would be oldish? And in the MoA, it's definitely grey...
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: artimousguy on July 01, 2013, 09:56:46 AM
I imagine he had a weird childhood with machines so he likes to ride horses, he became an apprentice to a blacksmith.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: HalloweenDoughnut on July 01, 2013, 12:25:37 PM
Volger has a constant inner monologue.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: artimousguy on July 01, 2013, 12:33:44 PM
He kept a journal
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: sandy5 on July 01, 2013, 01:53:30 PM
Volger has a constant inner monologue.
Definitely. And I imagine he's kind of a neat freak.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: ParadoxNostalgic on November 26, 2013, 06:48:34 AM
I have a headcanon that he drinks a lot of black coffee. The more bitter the coffee, the better.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 26, 2013, 10:00:27 AM
He was born with his mustache.
He's so uncomfortable around beasties because he had a mean dog as a kid who bit him multiple times.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: ParadoxNostalgic on November 27, 2013, 04:41:38 AM
Ha ha ha! Hmmm... I have a headcanon that his favorite colors are black and dark blue.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: The Spookiest Bookworm on November 27, 2013, 08:02:03 AM
He has special scissors just to trim his mustache.
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 27, 2013, 10:09:37 AM
Ha ha ha! Hmmm... I have a headcanon that his favorite colors are black and dark blue.
...those are my favorite colors :o
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: ParadoxNostalgic on November 27, 2013, 01:11:33 PM
Ha ha ha! Hmmm... I have a headcanon that his favorite colors are black and dark blue.
...those are my favorite colors :o

are you volger
Title: Re: Volger Headcanons!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 27, 2013, 01:31:33 PM
No! I'm much younger, and a girl...