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Scott's Books => Leviathan / Behemoth / Goliath => Topic started by: Candle on September 22, 2013, 02:08:55 PM

Title: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Candle on September 22, 2013, 02:08:55 PM
We alredy know how to annoy the characters but what about the fans

1. Spelling Alek with an x
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 22, 2013, 02:40:05 PM
2. Deny the fact that Lilit is at least bisexual.
3. talk trash about the series. 
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Time Blitz on September 23, 2013, 04:01:49 AM
Burn piles of the series in a Bon fire, then use a picture of Scott's face as a dartboard.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Xeno-SP on September 23, 2013, 07:27:40 AM
Alek is gay!
Deryn is gay!
Deryn and Volger deserve to be together!!
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: sandy5 on September 23, 2013, 12:50:40 PM
Deny that Varlow exists!
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 24, 2013, 07:06:22 AM
9. Exclaim your disappointment at the Leviathan not being destroyed.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: BlueberryDoughnut on September 24, 2013, 07:53:25 AM
--Point out the logical fallacies in the two technologies
--Insist that Huxleys are really just jellyfish balls
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 24, 2013, 11:36:01 PM
Here's one I actually saw: Call the Leviathan a "helium filled whale corpse"
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Straif on September 25, 2013, 02:05:20 AM
(Helium filled whale corpse...)

Confuse the series with the etherial being of the same name from Supernatural.
Ask why there wasn't more romance
Call the characters thick headed-no, wait, I can't put that, I do that myself...
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 25, 2013, 05:04:52 AM
16. Draw Deryn in a dress.
17. Ask aloud why Deryn doesn't wear a dress a dress more often and that girls need to wear dresses all the time because she's a girl.
18. State aloud that Dalek is a stupid pairing.
19. Try to apply reality to every little thing in Leviathan.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 25, 2013, 08:02:37 AM
(I know! It's a hydrogen filled living whale! >:()

20: Say it's badly written.
21: Say that Leviathan isn't a real fandom.
22: Openly dislike Volger's mustache
23: Alex, Lilith, Darren, etc.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 25, 2013, 08:42:17 AM
24. Rub in Leviathan fan's faces how their fandom is smaller than the Smallville fandom ( it is small...  :()
25. When someone on this forum starts a new topic, intentionally go off topic ASAP and leave their questions unanswered. (>:D)
26. Talk about how Twilight has a better love story and always compare scenes from Leviathan with Twilight, such as: " Oh, in that one scene with Alek and Deryn making out, it SO totally reminded me of when blablablabla..." ( assuming most people on here aren't fans of Twilight  ;D)
27. Do the same thing as above, but with 50 Shades of Grey. (barf  :P)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 25, 2013, 08:47:09 AM
28. Always be on their backs about how neither walkers nor beasties would really be that effective  :(
29. Call Bovril stupid
30. Say you were glad Zaven's died (No no no no no no no!)
31. Be annoyed at Deryn's awesome vocabulary
32. Say that it sends inappropriate messages about sneaking into the military
33. Deny the awesomeness of Volger's mustache.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 25, 2013, 09:05:44 AM
34. Call bowler hats "lame" or "stupid"
35. Complain about how you wanted either Deryn or Alek to die.
36. Like Deryn OR Alek, but hate the other one and hope they die.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 25, 2013, 09:30:27 AM
37. See Barlow's hat and go 'like Fudge?'
38. Glue Bovril to their face (although that would annoy anyone)
38. Refuse to make a movie
40. (How did I not think of this before?) Make a movie, but make it inaccurate, like as bad as The Lightning Thief
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 26, 2013, 02:21:02 AM
41. Or (slightly better)... The Last Airbender Movie.
42. Mispronounce EVERY name in the movie.
43. When casting Newkirk, make him super serious and not funny.
44. when casting Lilit, make her stupid, straight, and a slap in the face for feminists everywhere. ( also, cast an actress of the wrong ethnicity for her role.)
45. Cast Deryn the same way as Lilit.
46. Cast a manly man for Alek who cries very awkwardly and loudly. With a british accent.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Flashman on September 26, 2013, 04:00:04 AM
47. Mock He Who Watches Over Our Radio!
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 26, 2013, 06:32:26 AM
48. Get their accents wrong in the movie
49. Skip scenes that seem little but are awesome
     A. Larry's mustache
     B. Lilit kissing Deryn
     C. Alek calling Lilit's grandma Nene
50. Make them look inaccurate
51. Say Alek should have strangled Bovril (D:)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 26, 2013, 12:19:05 PM
52. Say Deryn should have stayed in the kitchen instead of pursuing her life's dreams.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 04, 2013, 04:32:17 PM
53. Say that Leviathan is boring
54. Ask someone cosplaying as Deryn if they're supposed to be a lawyer (happened to my friend)
55. Ask someone cosplaying as Deryn if they're supposed to be Amelia Earheart (happened to a different friend)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Straif on November 09, 2013, 04:25:00 AM
56: Say that Deryn belongs in SNK
57: Say Deryn's a wimp
58: Do NOT write awesome fanfiction/smut/drabbles for the series because Catching Fire is coming out and everyone knows thats where everyone's going to be interested in.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: MonkeyButler on November 09, 2013, 09:48:24 AM
59. Leave the Leviathan fandom. 
60. read the Leviathan series and not recommend it to anyone
61. give the series a bad review.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 09, 2013, 10:05:52 AM
62. Say Bovril isn't cute
63. Say that Alek should've stayed in the castle
64. Misquote it!
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on November 19, 2013, 09:56:41 AM
 65. making A leviathain movie that completely ignores the history of World War 1.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 19, 2013, 10:20:01 AM
66. Make a Leviathan movie in which Ferdinand and Sophie died the way that they did in actual history.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: BlueberryDoughnut on November 19, 2013, 10:21:50 AM
67.) Insist that Bovril isn't all that perspicacious.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 19, 2013, 10:33:09 AM
D:

68. Constantly insist that you don't understand really obvious parts of the book. (Like: "I don't get it. Why is the same person sometimes called Deryn and sometimes called Dylan?")
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Daft_Prince on November 19, 2013, 01:07:21 PM
69: Make a movie where the Germans have British accents, the British have American accents, and the Americans also have American accents, but modern ones.
70: Call any of the characters (or anyone from WWI) "Nazis".
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Straif on July 12, 2014, 02:31:06 PM
71: Say "Oh, you mean the series that ripped off Airborn?"
72: Not know the series exists
73: Not know WESTERFELD exists
74: Wish the character were more like other characters from other series.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: frenchllama on August 03, 2014, 07:01:05 PM
1. Insist that 'squick' is not a real word and should not be used in writing
2. Say that it does not have enough "substance" or "serious themes" to use for a book report
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Greetingsfromtheleviathan? on November 27, 2014, 08:38:16 PM
Make references to every thing in the books... Such as Whale; Facial hair; Hydrogen; Beast; Scottish; Charles Darwin and other thing that make you think of the books... even Fencing!
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 28, 2014, 12:44:47 AM
How is that annoying to Leviathan fans? That's awesome!
Also, welcome to the forum! :D
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Greetingsfromtheleviathan? on November 28, 2014, 09:03:17 PM
I got one of my friends hooked on the Leviathan Trilogy and every time I see him I make a reference to a certain part of the book and it reminds him of the books. In an annoying way. Like if I were to mention the periodic table, that would make him think of the elements including... Hydrogen, making reference to the hydrogen beasties. That is I found it annoying to Leviathan fans... aka my friend and I.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: niggledafiggle on December 14, 2014, 05:36:05 PM
I'm gonna say we're up to 78...


78. Tear out each page from any of the books and make origami.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: squishysquid on September 30, 2015, 01:06:29 PM
Tell them that Scott westerfeld is to write a fourth book on the series and say jk when they get excited
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 30, 2015, 01:10:30 PM
DIABOLICAL

Also, welcome to the forum! :D
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
Post by: squishysquid on October 01, 2015, 01:09:19 PM
Thkyou!  :)