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General => Introductions, Rules, & General Info => Topic started by: The Concierge on February 06, 2014, 02:32:46 AM

Title: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: The Concierge on February 06, 2014, 02:32:46 AM
My name is ****** **** ********, but I am called The Concierge. It is better that you do not know my real name: It has been known to strike terror into the hearts of brave men and cause spontaneous urination in goats. I still don't know why.

I am new here, but I have dearly loved the Leviathan Trilogy for a very long time. I hope I can get to know people here.
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on February 06, 2014, 02:39:13 AM
Hi! It's always nice to see new people join! beware  though it can get a little weird on here sometimes, especially on the bloodbath thread.
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on February 06, 2014, 08:34:55 AM
*waves hello* Welcome!

Also: All three of your names have the same number of letters as mine :o
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: Catvomitsky on February 06, 2014, 11:45:47 AM
It's you from the future!

Greetings newbie!
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: The Concierge on February 07, 2014, 12:51:10 AM
Oh dear, I had thought I'd had enough of Me-From-The-Future.
*shakes head wearily*
Me-From-The-Future is a bit of a prick, all things considered. She's not here, is she?
*looks uncomfortable*
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on February 07, 2014, 01:17:38 AM
I don't think she's here. I think Cat was saying that you were me from the future.
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: The Concierge on February 07, 2014, 01:19:50 AM
*takes a deep breath*
*exhales*

Well, that's alright then.
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: Catvomitsky on February 07, 2014, 06:12:35 AM
So, the you-from-the-future is still Pan the ! Pan, don't become an annoying little prick!

Concierge, have you read Uglies or any other Scott books?
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: |ĸιrα| on February 07, 2014, 09:01:51 AM
Hello, hello, hello! Concierges are my favorite people at hotels, they're always so helpful.
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: FirelordAzula on February 08, 2014, 12:43:19 AM
Live long and prosper.

No, I'm not a huge star trek geek, but I just couldn't resist. Welcome to the forum!
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: The Concierge on February 08, 2014, 05:28:07 AM
Tragically, you will find me a most unhelpful Concierge, unless you are trying to learn how to reupholster furniture, make gourmet tomato soup, or outwit even the cleverest of skateboard enthusiasts.
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: |ĸιrα| on February 08, 2014, 05:35:47 AM
I can always use help in outwitting gnarly skateboarders
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: LittleK on February 08, 2014, 08:29:57 AM
Hey Hi :) Willkommen! Je m'appelle Kieya! I hope you enjoy it here :)
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on February 08, 2014, 09:58:06 AM
What language is "willokmmen"? Is it German?
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: The Concierge on February 09, 2014, 10:23:01 AM
Was I just greeted in German, French, and English combined!
I do believe I shall like it here.
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on February 09, 2014, 10:28:00 AM
So...do you plan to read Scott's other books?
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: Clankinist on February 09, 2014, 07:56:44 PM
(Shall we add Norwegian to the list of languages you've been welcomed in as well?)

Velkommen til Forum! :D

If you read Scott's other books, I suggest Uglies and all those. Totally bubbly. :p
Title: Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
Post by: Time Blitz on March 12, 2014, 10:30:41 AM
Wilkommen! I am the Forum's crazy German Whovian World War Two Tank Fanatic thing!

And, ja, ich bin eine frauline! (I'm a girl!)

I hope you enjoy this forum in all of its crazy glory!