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Title: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: specialheadedtally-wa on March 02, 2014, 12:17:43 AM
1) Yell out 'The Smoke Lives'
2) Be a Smokie
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Caboose on March 02, 2014, 12:38:10 AM
3) TP the special HQ.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on March 02, 2014, 01:15:20 AM
4) do the " I'm not touching you" thing.
That bothers everyone.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Caboose on March 02, 2014, 01:35:51 AM
5) whine about how everything should be bigger and fluffier.
6) use tons of enviorment-harmful hairsprays on yourself.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: specialheadedtally-wa on March 02, 2014, 01:41:38 AM
7) Give them a flash tattoo that says 'The Smoke Lives'
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Caboose on March 02, 2014, 01:44:36 AM
8) Dye Dr. Cable's hair bright green while she sleeps and make it stick straight up. Do it all with things that harm the enviorment and leave them in the open.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on March 02, 2014, 02:09:51 AM
9)  blast Gangnam style over a stereo at special circumstances and dance along with it.

10)  scream " THE SMOKIES ARE RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG YOU JUST BRAINWASH PEOPLE AND SUPPORT A CRUEL TOTALITARIAN  SOCIETY!!!!!!!!
then pretend that you didn't say anything.

11)  insist that a special stole your hoverboard even though you're standing right in front of it.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 02, 2014, 02:12:48 AM
12. Make a buzzing sound constantly into their skintennas
13. Poke them repeatedly with a stick
14. Steal all their knives
15. Dump them in the middle of a large body of water
16. Blame them constantly for what happened to Zane
17. Call them superheroes and follow them around like a crazy fangirl
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 02, 2014, 12:31:03 PM
13. Write fanfiction shipping them with New Pretties.
14. Call them "spectacles".
15. Replace their sneak suits with banana costumes.
16. Paint their headquarters with rainbows spelling out "The Smoke Lives"
17. Fill their headquarters with thousands of boxes if Special K.
18. Stand there and giggle like an idiot over nothing.
19. Play high-frequency beeps at random times through their skintennas.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 02, 2014, 12:52:15 PM
20. Throw water balloons at them.
21. Put nanoglue inside their shoes >:D
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 02, 2014, 01:00:42 PM
22. Put nano glue on their hoverboards.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 02, 2014, 01:03:11 PM
23. Put nanoglue on their knives. Assuming they're Cutters.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 03, 2014, 12:33:16 AM
24. Paint their nails while they sleep
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Caboose on March 03, 2014, 06:08:46 AM
25. Follow them around asking, "Am I Special now?" If they say no, slap them and ask again. If they say yes, kiss them and ask again.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 03, 2014, 11:23:55 AM
26. Broadcast an audiobook if Twilight through their skintennas
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 03, 2014, 11:27:34 AM
27. Pasta dance at them.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 03, 2014, 11:42:19 AM
28. Dump tons of peanut butter in them
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Caboose on March 03, 2014, 12:05:11 PM
29) give them the bubblehead lesions instead of the special ones.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 03, 2014, 12:18:12 PM
30. Send a horde of drunk pretties to their headquarters
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Caboose on March 03, 2014, 02:34:15 PM
31. Call them evil and call them by the names of movie villians.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 04, 2014, 09:15:47 AM
32. Poke them with toothpicks and ask to see Doctor Cab-lay.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 04, 2014, 10:17:33 AM
33. Intentionally mispronounce everything.
34. Claim incessantly that you know their secret.
35. If you're an ugly, kiss them.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 04, 2014, 10:23:05 AM
36. Replace all their clothes with fatsuits
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: specialheadedtally-wa on March 05, 2014, 02:43:37 AM
37) Throw pepper powder into their faces.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on March 05, 2014, 03:30:38 AM
38) be ugly Tally Youngblood
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: specialheadedtally-wa on March 05, 2014, 03:47:32 AM
39) Destroy their Headquarters
40) Ping them about random things
41) Crash an Pretty party while Ugly.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Caboose on March 05, 2014, 09:26:05 AM
42) Show them this thread and say it's all facts.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 05, 2014, 10:35:38 AM
43) Destroy the city armory
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 05, 2014, 11:03:23 AM
44. Hug them and refuse to let go.
45. Fangirl/fanboy at them.
46. Scream at them that they are the most despicable people to ever exist.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 05, 2014, 11:44:56 AM
47. Ask them if they are pineapples.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 05, 2014, 11:45:32 AM
48. Beatbox at them.
49. Go off to them about "Back in my day..."
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 05, 2014, 11:54:57 AM
50) Sing the "I am pretty! Oh so pretty!" song at them
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 05, 2014, 12:06:02 PM
51. Complain about noises in your head to them.
52. Sing really badly and loudly at them.
53. Grab onto their ankles and refuse to let go.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 05, 2014, 12:10:43 PM
54. Lick their ankles.
55. Scream "BANANA" at the top of your lungs from a tree, and when they jerk their head up have a grand piano right above them >:D Their head will move so fast, they'll get a concussion for sure!
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: FirelordAzula on March 08, 2014, 02:03:15 AM
Wow. Are you guys trying to get yourselves killed by Specials?

56. Cover their head with peanut butter and anchovies.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 08, 2014, 09:57:43 AM
Yes. Yes, we are.

57. Bend the propellers in their hoverboards.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 08, 2014, 11:47:55 AM
58. Send ground beef through a fan and point it at them.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Haley-La on March 10, 2014, 06:58:23 AM
59) Say "you're jealous because i'm a Special kind of special.
60) Tell them that they're sooo bogus.
61) Ask them if they'd feel icy knowig the smoke lives.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 10, 2014, 07:00:30 AM
(Hi newbie! :D)

62. Tell them how fun they are to annoy.
63. Smack them in the head repeatedly with a watermelon.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Straif on March 11, 2014, 05:41:53 PM
64. Evade their grasps, then hit them with something large and heavy
65. Hit them with a hovercar
66. Taser them
67. Flashbang grenades (REAL ones, not those pansy glitterbombs).
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 12, 2014, 01:00:38 PM
68. Drop a fridge on them while telling them I stay icy.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 12, 2014, 01:08:10 PM
Pahahaha! Stay icy! XD

69. Draw mustaches on them while they sleep.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 12, 2014, 01:10:00 PM
70. Give them flash tattoos that say "The Smoke lives" while they sleep.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: specialheadedtally-wa on April 26, 2014, 02:16:53 AM
70. Give them flash tattoos that say "The Smoke lives" while they sleep.
Has been said before.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Velstrom on April 26, 2014, 06:03:12 AM
71. Tell them they look like a kitten.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on April 26, 2014, 07:51:40 AM
72. Knock them out and then give them a surge so that they do look like a kitten.
Title: Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
Post by: Catvomitsky on April 26, 2014, 02:56:18 PM
73. Force-feed the eggplant