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Scott's Books => Leviathan / Behemoth / Goliath => Topic started by: Lilit on December 09, 2014, 12:30:28 AM

Title: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Lilit on December 09, 2014, 12:30:28 AM
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 09, 2014, 01:27:55 AM
4. Tell her that Alek first though she was an old woman, and then a man.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Lilit on December 09, 2014, 04:19:58 AM
5. Steal her fancy headband
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on December 09, 2014, 06:00:30 AM
6. Tell her that Deryn said she wasn't a good kisser.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 09, 2014, 11:06:14 AM
7. Taunt her about losing in love to Alek
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: GeeBeezy on December 12, 2014, 11:24:53 AM
8. Address her as 'sir'
9. Pat her on the head
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 12, 2014, 11:27:56 AM
10. Tell her that women have no place in a revolution
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: GeeBeezy on December 12, 2014, 11:28:54 AM
11. Tell her to make you a sammich

[Welcome to the forum Lilit!  :D ]
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 12, 2014, 11:35:38 AM
12. Pull her hair.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: GeeBeezy on December 12, 2014, 11:43:04 AM
13: CUT HER HAIR
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Lilit on December 12, 2014, 11:25:08 PM
14. Dye her hair while she sleeps!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: GeeBeezy on December 12, 2014, 11:27:11 PM
#15: Trick her into smooching Alek
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 13, 2014, 01:23:41 AM
16. Trick her into smooching Volger
17. Tell her that Bovril is disgusting (the tea, not the loris)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: niggledafiggle on December 13, 2014, 02:06:03 AM
18. Insult Deryn in front of her.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Lilit on December 14, 2014, 07:05:58 AM
19. Give her Minotaur walker a fedora
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 14, 2014, 11:59:53 AM
20. Shave off Zaven's hair and throw it at her.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: niggledafiggle on December 14, 2014, 05:25:56 PM
21. Swing from her pony tail.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: CrazyBeastie on December 22, 2014, 01:19:49 PM
22. Keep insisting that "Bovril" is a stupid name for a perspicacious loris (or even for a stew).
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: GeeBeezy on December 22, 2014, 04:15:55 PM
Welcome Beastie!

23. Play the song 'be a man' from Mulan constantly.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: CrazyBeastie on December 22, 2014, 10:16:20 PM
Thank you! Will do my best!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: GeeBeezy on December 26, 2014, 01:25:11 PM
I'm sure you will :]

24. Make her date Alek
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Chairlegs on February 22, 2015, 12:23:44 PM
Come on this is 100 ways to annoy lilit
25. Make her join this site to see how much she is appreciated... :'(
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on February 22, 2015, 01:01:33 PM
26. Throw spices at her.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Chairlegs on February 22, 2015, 01:06:06 PM
27. Put holes in her body kite
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Chairlegs on February 24, 2015, 04:49:29 PM
28. Make her join the hunger games
(She would probably win.)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on February 25, 2015, 10:44:39 AM
29. Tell her that her hair will get in the way of movement and then cut it all off when she sleeps.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on February 25, 2015, 10:48:45 AM
Ouch, in some cultures, I think mainly middle eastern a women's hair is considered her glory so Lillt might think you were taking that away. D:
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Chairlegs on February 26, 2015, 06:37:14 PM
30. Make her drink tea with bovril in it...
(the loris not the beef extract)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on February 27, 2015, 11:22:10 AM
e-e

31. Give her beef-tea-bovril and put salt in it instead of sugar.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Lilit on March 06, 2015, 10:03:23 AM
32. Be a "meninist"
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Post by: GeeBeezy on March 06, 2015, 10:11:54 AM
Meninist?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 06, 2015, 10:21:38 AM
A meninist is a term for someone who claims to be a men's rights activist but they do it more to mock and troll feminists than to strive to address actual sexism towards men.

33. Make her drink tea with bovril (the beef extract not the loris)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 06, 2015, 11:55:56 AM
34. Tie her to Deryn. Then lock them in a room.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: GeeBeezy on March 06, 2015, 12:05:18 PM
I don't think that would annoy her.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 06, 2015, 12:12:14 PM
Probably quite the opposite. It would probably annoy Deryn, though :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: GeeBeezy on March 06, 2015, 12:14:14 PM
Aye, although in all honesty, although it's Scotts canon I didn't actually think Lilit was bi/gay when she kissed Deryn.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Chairlegs on March 06, 2015, 01:10:47 PM
35. Tie her hair to the rat lines of the Leviathan
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Lilit on March 09, 2015, 08:12:33 AM
Aye, although in all honesty, although it's Scotts canon I didn't actually think Lilit was bi/gay when she kissed Deryn.

Honestly, I absolutely love the idea of bi/pan/lesbian/generally queer Lilit! I don't think there's enough diversity in lit, and Scott does a fantastic job of encouraging diversity.

Also, as a queer/middle-eastern/feminist myself who just really wants to be Lilit in general...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
Post by: Chairlegs on March 10, 2015, 05:24:57 PM
oooookkkk

35. Make Lilit (not the forum-er) Fight in one of Bruce Lee's movies
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