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Title: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on January 03, 2016, 02:27:50 PM
It another one of these threads. :)

GO!
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on January 03, 2016, 02:29:15 PM
In case the forum does that thing
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 03, 2016, 02:34:10 PM
1. Convince everyone to wear blindfolds around Flicker
2. Pretend not to see Anon
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 19, 2017, 01:29:12 PM
3. Be on your phone/laptop/tablet around Chizara
4. Refer to "Glorious Leader" as Donald Trump
5. Make Swarm puns to Kelsie
6. Send Ethan clips from The Voice
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: gagakiller on May 08, 2017, 02:32:37 AM
No matter where you describe. Try again or not
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Onisaki on May 11, 2017, 04:59:17 PM
Your information, I strongly agree.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on June 06, 2017, 11:59:53 AM
bug Flicker and/or Thibault about Flicker's stalkerish tendencies
try to get Nate to play sports at every available opportunity
grill Ethan about the game mechanics of Red Scepter
convince all the other zeroes to ask Ethan to pretend to be their boyfriend for every minor family gathering
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on June 06, 2017, 12:20:42 PM
Welcome to the forum! I'm glad there are more members who have read Zeroes :)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on June 06, 2017, 01:00:47 PM
hi, i'm glad to see there's actual zeroes content somewhere
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Chairlegs 2.0 on June 16, 2017, 08:29:48 PM
7. Call them Millennials instead of Zeros.
8. Force Ethan to breath helium when the voice kicks in.
9. Punch Thibault and say 'I didn't see you, so you must have run into my fist.'
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on June 17, 2017, 04:09:44 AM
Number seven tho ::)

10. Duct tape Ethan's mouth shut.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on June 17, 2017, 08:59:23 AM
11. ask Chizara to fix your car
12. say "so jot that down" after everything you say to Nate
13. draw lewd things on napkins/notepads whenever you're with Flicker and stare at them often, just in case
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Chairlegs 2.0 on June 17, 2017, 02:25:50 PM
14. Ask Chizara if she "ships" Thibault and Flicker
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on June 22, 2017, 05:54:32 AM
15. occasionally remind Chizara and Thibault about how they should both have extensive criminal records, actually do this with all the characters, but it will annoy Chizara and Thibault the most
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 07, 2017, 03:58:40 AM
16. Ask Ethan for the lottery numbers.
17. Give all of Chizara's siblings video games for Christmas.
18. Tell Kelsie that her parties are "the bomb".
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 07:46:59 AM
ay its another person who's read zeroes, i think that makes like, 5 of us. hi there.

19. call Ren and Davey out for excessive PDA
20. ask Swarm for relationship advice
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 10:11:20 AM
We are Legion

21. Ask Chizara and Kelsie about their sex life.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 10:15:33 AM
22. ask Flicker if shes into voyeurism (im sorry ive been wanting to make this joke for ages)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 10:26:40 AM
(I snorted)

23. ...Ask if Ethan is into dirty talk
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 10:33:43 AM
(good to know we're both bad people)

23. ask Kelsie if she likes orgies
24. act like ur really sorry about Nate's car getting "stolen while he was as Flicker's place"
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 10:38:20 AM
(Okay but 23 actually makes too much sense?!)

25. Have a smartphone, a smartwatch, an iPod, and every other handheld tech thingy imaginable on you while around Chizara.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 10:43:08 AM
(u mean 23.2 cuz i cant fucking count, whoops)

26. ask Thibault if he likes staying in hotels
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 10:44:12 AM
(As a math major, I'm majorly triggered)

27. Scream every time Anon speaks to you like he's a ghost
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 07, 2017, 10:45:58 AM
28. Ask Ethan if he loses his voice when he gets a cold.
29. Play "Get down Mr. President" with Nate.
30. Tell Thibault he has a forgettable face.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 10:48:39 AM
31. ask Ethan what Thibaults name is when Thibault is around
32. ask Nate what he thinks about Trump's politics
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 10:51:05 AM
33. When Davey is around, say that you only accept credit or debit.
34. Ask Anon if he's part of Anonymous.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 10:52:18 AM
35. whenever Chizara asks a question, tell her to google it
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 11:07:59 AM
36. Ask Kelsie what she's doing for Fathers Day (I'm really sorry about this one)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 07, 2017, 11:08:26 AM
37. Constantly talk about how great it is that Nate and Flicker are like brother and sister.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 11:12:04 AM
38. ask Nate if he's ever been in the friendzone
39. ask Ethan if he's ever been in the freindzone
40. ask Sonia if she's ever been in the friendzone
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 11:15:01 AM
41. Tell Sonia her blog is basic, because she seems like the type to get insulted at that
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 11:18:36 AM
42. tell Flicker's twin that she accidentally wrote Thibault/Flicker fanfiction
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 11:24:31 AM
43. Actually write Thibault/Flicker fanfiction.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 11:25:25 AM
44. ask Flicker if her actual name is Flicker
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 11:26:25 AM
45. Insist on calling Flicker by her twin's name.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 07, 2017, 11:26:46 AM
"Accidentally" Lily knew what she was doing :P

46. Invite Kelsie, Ethan and Thibault over for Fathers Day. (Possibly Nate as well...)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 11:31:05 AM
47. tell Thibault that he's cursed because two (2) of the places he's lived have been invaded
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 11:35:02 AM
48. Stare at random/annoying things around Flicker.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 11:38:37 AM
49. ask Kelsie when she's gonna drop her next mixtape
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 11:40:52 AM
50. Ask Kelsie and Ethan if they like staying hotels (the building where they were tied up was a hotel, wasn't it? I don't even remember)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 11:45:10 AM
(yeah i think it was? wtf is up with hotels in this series? hottest new Nexus theory; they all get murdered in a New Orleans hotel and thats how the series ends)

51. occasionally pop in to remind all the other zeroes that Nate totally would have left Ethan for dead in a-soon-to-be-exploding hotel
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 11:47:38 AM
(That's totally canon. And wow, I just realized that now that you pointed it out. Wtf Nate??)

52. Lock Nate and Ethan in a room/elevator for a couple of hours and come collect the bodies when they're done
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 11:49:17 AM
53. or if u really want a show, lock Nate and Chizara somewhere together. just dont to it in an elevator because then Chizara would have an unfair murder advantage
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 11:50:40 AM
54. To add awkwardness to injury, lock Nate and Flicker somewhere and make innuendos so they'll just stand there uncomfortably for several hours
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 11:55:14 AM
55. u know what? just lock the entire main team in a room together. something exciting is bound to happen, my money's on Chizara starting a coup

(fuck post 1111 make a wish)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 07, 2017, 11:56:59 AM
56. Really go all out and lock them all in a hotel scheduled for demolition.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 12:00:20 PM
(fuck yeah)

57. i would say lock Swarm, Ren, and Davey in a room together, but absolutely no one wants nor needs that much emotional dysfunction in such close proximity
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 12:02:53 PM
(I wish that all of our Nexus hopes become canon *blows eyelash*)

56. Hack Sonia's blog and fill it with Sonic the Hedgehog content.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 12:07:39 PM
(god we're gonna need that)

58. ask Ethan if Sonia is his celebrity crush. i suppose this would also work the other way around
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 12:11:26 PM
59. Write fanfic of Sonia and Ethan, it would probably get popular considering their Internet fame
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 12:14:16 PM
60. ask one of the people who Nate maniplulated during The Bike Incident why they were following 2 small children
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 12:18:09 PM
61. Remind Nate that if/when he decided to become a politician, his powers won't help with online campaigning or getting the money to run in the first place
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 12:22:35 PM
62. point out that Thibault could totally just skype call his family, like srsly why has no one thought of that
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 12:25:56 PM
(...true :o Maybe they wouldn't recognize him?)

63. Point out that since Thibault and Kelsie were roomates, they Must Be Dating
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 12:32:35 PM
(chances r that half the time Kelsie doesn't even remember she has a roomate, so this would probably just confuse her)

64. tell teachers that Ethan is cheating during oral presentations with his power
Cursed#. ask if Ethan is good at oral

edit* shit i should have saved that last one for #69
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 12:37:25 PM
(Oh my god XD)

65. Ask Ethan about his one date with that college girl at the beginning of the first book and ask if it was worth it to almost get him thrown in jail
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 12:44:28 PM
66. make Flicker use her powers for really mundance things like checking to see if Walmart has this specific type of yogurt before u go into the store
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 12:47:25 PM
(I feel like that's Thibault and Flicker as a married couple)

67. Ask Flicker if she has to see her family and friends naked when they're in the shower
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 12:54:33 PM
68. ask Lily what she thinks of Flicker's friends and listen politely while she goes off on a 3 hour long rant about how creepy they are. make sure at least 1 of the other zeroes r within hearing distance of this
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 12:59:57 PM
69 (hehe). Ask Anon if he's ever creeped on a couple when they didn't notice he was there
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 01:04:12 PM
(oh good so he and his girlfriend r both into voyeurism)

70. try to get the zeroes go to the mall with u every christmas eve
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 01:16:14 PM
(Relationship goals)

71. Set up a Secret Santa for the Zeroes
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 01:20:51 PM
72. tell the zeroes that, with their track record, they should probably all just go into hiding whenever a holiday comes around
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 01:24:22 PM
73. But then tell them that they should ignore all good judgement and buy them a six-person group costume for Halloween.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 01:29:27 PM
74. tell Ethan that his haircut is just as bad as Swarm's
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 01:30:04 PM
75. Just. Shave Ethan's head
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 01:34:26 PM
76. Tell Nate or Nate' s family that your favorite Mexican restaurant is taco bell
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 07, 2017, 01:36:50 PM
77. Threaten Ethan to tell his mom e v e r y t h i n g
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 07, 2017, 01:46:14 PM
78. Constantly point out that The Dish doesn't have a license to sell alcohol, but don't question the legality of anything else they do
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 08, 2017, 08:52:43 AM
79. Go to the Dish (or any of the clubs that Kelsie frequents) and pretend you're an undercover narc
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 08, 2017, 08:54:46 AM
80. Lecture Ren and Davey about how they got married too early, and teenage relationships never last.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 08, 2017, 08:59:56 AM
81. Make a "til death do us part" joke to Ren
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 09:02:09 AM
82. ask Ren and Davey if they liked living in Portland, and if they made any friends there
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 08, 2017, 09:03:39 AM
83. Tell Davey that money can't buy happiness.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 08, 2017, 09:04:14 AM
84. Refer to Ren and Davey as Ren and Stimpy
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 09:06:37 AM
85. omg, ask Ren to go with u to the mall every christmas eve
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 08, 2017, 09:07:20 AM
86. Release an entire swarm of bees in the Dish
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 08, 2017, 09:08:12 AM
87. Hire a group to pretend to be swarmed wherever the Zeroes go.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 09:09:09 AM
88. copy Swarm's haircut and say that its trendy
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 08, 2017, 09:13:45 AM
89. Tell Kelsie (and the rest of them for that matter) that the Craig was annoying and deserved to die
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 09:24:21 AM
:( that fucked me up

90. ask Ethan if he likes Guns n Roses

Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 08, 2017, 09:26:22 AM
91. Ask Ethan if he likes doof-doof music.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 09:31:57 AM
(ive never heard of that but i just looked it up and lets be honest he probably would. i probably would)

92. ask Ethan if he likes anything in general or if the voice just informs all of his opinions on the fly
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 08, 2017, 09:33:15 AM
93. Every time Ethan talks to you normally, tell him that you just want to talk to the voice
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 09:35:40 AM
94. get Ethan to say "The Real Ethan can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh because he's dead," in the voice whenever one of the other zeroes calls him
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 08, 2017, 09:38:09 AM
(I love it.)
95. Anytime Ethan says something, scream that that's not what the REAL Ethan would say.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 09:41:42 AM
96. tell Sonia exactly how Ethan's powers work
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 08, 2017, 11:43:04 AM
Would that annoy Sonia or Ethan more?

97. Forget Thibault at the hospital.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 01:22:10 PM
Hm, not sure. It's a double whammy I guess.

98. Ask Nate if he thinks being arrested for homicide will effect his future as a politician
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 08, 2017, 01:28:20 PM
99. Run a smear campaign against Nate even though he's only 17 and a suspect of murder so he can't actually run for office

(Psst hey Raven, check the Uglies board. I dedicated a thread to u)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 01:30:18 PM
100. Mention The Craig at inopportune moments

So like what happens now
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 08, 2017, 01:31:36 PM
Usually people just kinda, continue the threads anyway, until they've run out of ideas which I kinda have, but I'm sure I can milk my brain for more
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 01:35:09 PM
I've also run out of ideas at this particular moment
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 08, 2017, 01:35:59 PM
Now the Zeroes have to come up with ways to annoy US.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 08, 2017, 01:38:26 PM
I think they've done a pretty good job of that so far ::)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 08, 2017, 01:39:44 PM
Yeah, plus depending on how much the authors Deliver with nexus that might not be hard
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 10, 2017, 03:32:34 AM
101. Call Nate "Nathan Salata"
I'm hilarious
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 10, 2017, 03:36:53 AM
Like the restaurant? XD

102. Insist that Nate is related to Zoe Saldana
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 10, 2017, 03:46:03 AM
yeah i ate there this morning that now its all i can think about

103. ask Nate if Zoe Saldana is gonna bail him out of jail
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 10, 2017, 03:49:13 AM
(Lowkey feel like Gamora would bail him out. Now I'm thinking of the Zeroes as GotG :o )

104. Tell Nate that you're going to bail him out of jail but then "it's just a prank bro"
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 10, 2017, 03:54:56 AM
(does that mean that Nate is Starlord in this analogy? like a really bitchy Super Serious Starlord)

105. defend all of the Cambria Crew's actions with "its just a prank bro"
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 10, 2017, 04:00:58 AM
(Hmmm...I think Nate is Starlord, Gamora is Chizara [ignore shipping in this], Ethan is Rocket, Thibault is Groot, Mantis is Flicker and...Drax is not Kelsie but that's the only option left. AND YONDU IS THE CRAIG.)

106. Justify Swarm's actions with "it's just a prank bro"
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 10, 2017, 04:11:55 AM
(Ethan as rocket is honestly one of the funniest thoughts ive ever had, but, dude, come on, Flicker is totally Drax and Kelsie is 100% Mantis)

107. since Ren and Davey's entire existence is basically "its just a prank bro", ask if one of them is Sam Pepper in disguise
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 10, 2017, 04:16:04 AM
(Ethan is totally Rocket - does crazy shit for the heck of it, pushes his friends away but then reconciles with them in the end, kind of a tortured soul, has no filter over what he says. And dude you're right)

108. Whenever Ren and/or Davey start spouting melodramatic emo crap, start playing angsty music as a soundtrack
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 10, 2017, 04:20:41 AM
(except he stole the batteries by accident. also the implication that they all met because they were all trying to kill/capture Nate is Good. also also Flicker is trying to avenge her family's death and oh god now im sad)

109. ask Anon if he changed his codename to Nothing because of that one Bring Me To Life lyric
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 10, 2017, 04:22:51 AM
(And Anon sort-of-not-really dying...)

110. Constantly Odyssey/Nobody jokes about Anon
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 10, 2017, 04:32:02 AM
(Space Russian Mobsters and Space Swarm r also hilarious concepts)

111. ask Flicker and Anon if they're gonna get married at that castle place from Swarm
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 10, 2017, 04:34:14 AM
(Okay but can we just take a moment to consider how much more powerful Chizara would be in space)

112. Ask Flicker if her and Anon are going to get married, and she'll be like "Who??" I'm sorry
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 10, 2017, 04:41:16 AM
(who needs an infinity rock or whatever the fuck, just get Chizara out there and everyone's fucking dead, dear god. also pls consider: Anon using his Nothing powers to plant that bomb in the planet, but then almost being forgotten there)

113. ask if Anon is gonna invite his family to his and Flicker's wedding again, we're both bad people
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 10, 2017, 04:46:18 AM
(Also: Mantis!Kelsie living on that planet just like she lived with her dad who hung out with Russian mobsters :o)

114. Tell Flicker's family that by marrying Anon, she's cheating on her fake boyfriend Ethan
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 10, 2017, 04:53:39 AM
(Try Not To Think Too Hard About The Plot. r Ren and Davey part of a Ravager crew? or where they in prison with them? so many possibilities for those 2 assholes)

115. constantly talk about Flicker and Ethan's fake relationship as if it were real
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 10, 2017, 05:01:16 AM
(Hmm, either one could work. The real question is, where did Space Swarm come from? Also, re #115: oh God what if that happens in Nexus)

116. Set Anon's contact picture to an Anonymous mask
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 10, 2017, 05:11:39 AM
i suppose Space Swarm is kinda like Ronan minus the cult following, he just likes murder. about 115: god could u imagine. like they're so confused about why they went on a fake date that they start wondering if they were actually dating and everyone is just so Distressed about the whole ordeal

im out of jokes im sorry
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 11, 2017, 05:19:35 AM
117. Tell Nate that bellwethers are usually castrated rams.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 11, 2017, 10:16:40 AM
I'm dying @ 117

118. Make Nate come up with codenames for everyone he interacts with
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 11, 2017, 12:53:00 PM
Implying Nate doesn't already do 118

119. Use the wrong code names for everyone.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 12, 2017, 12:30:25 AM
120. Remind Nate that Bellwether was the evil sheep in Zootopia
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Post by: churchenbells on September 14, 2017, 02:59:58 AM
121. Ask Nate to reenact Zootopia with you, with him as Bellwether.
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 14, 2017, 11:48:34 AM
122. Make either Kelsie or Chizara play Officer Hops (I think that's the character's name? The bunny cop) in the Zootopia reenactment
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Chairlegs 2.0 on September 14, 2017, 02:10:27 PM
123. Take the entire troupe to see the movie Godzilla in multiple languages, such as German, French, Russian, South Afrikaans, and Japanese.

(from past history, this is very irritating)
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Post by: churchenbells on September 14, 2017, 02:41:37 PM
124. Take Kelsie to see a horror movie.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on September 14, 2017, 04:00:51 PM
125. Sign Kelsie up for the SAT
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 15, 2017, 09:33:33 AM
126. insist that Nate and Flicker r bother and sister
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Post by: churchenbells on September 15, 2017, 11:17:12 AM
127. Call Flicker "Riley Saldana"
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 15, 2017, 11:37:05 AM
128. whenever Nate makes a claim about the powers, ask where he's getting his statistics
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Post by: Catvomitsky on September 15, 2017, 11:38:31 AM
129. Tell him that the Curve is not statistically significant
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 15, 2017, 11:41:46 AM
130. assume that Nate is bad at STEM subjects and make fun of him mercilessly for it, if he denies it then tell him that there's more evidence for that then most of the rules he set up for his own powers
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Post by: Catvomitsky on September 15, 2017, 11:46:29 AM
131. Honestly just make fun of not all the Zeroes for the terrible grades we know they all have from seemingly not doing any schoolwork at all
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 15, 2017, 11:50:37 AM
132. play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIGgK1wjYmU on full blast when Ren, Davey, Swarm, and [New Nexus Zero] are introduced
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Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2017, 03:30:56 AM
Omg XD

133. Replace everything in Chizara's house with high-tech versions
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 16, 2017, 03:35:42 AM
Idk why i talk about mystery skills so much on this forum

Ask Chizara to take u to the library and hang out in the computer section the entire time
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2017, 03:39:02 AM
Don't stop though

135. Give Chizara a heart attack and then her failing heart will have to be augmented with automated machine parts (because this is exactly how this works)
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 16, 2017, 03:42:13 AM
U srsly have to listen to the new album tho, it's lit

135. Tell Nate that in the novel about his life, he isn't technically a main character
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Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2017, 03:43:42 AM
Yesssss I'll listen today

136. Tell Ethan that the novel of his life starts out with him majorly effing up
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 16, 2017, 03:57:31 AM
Do et. Also @ 136 he wouldn't be surprised in the slightest

137. Tell Tee and Flicker that the internet Knows that they're into voyeurism
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Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2017, 03:58:30 AM
138. Tell the other Zeroes so now everyone knows they're into voyeurism
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 16, 2017, 03:59:52 AM
139. Just,, kinkshame everyone
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Post by: churchenbells on September 16, 2017, 08:27:04 AM
140. Ask Swarm to kinkshame the Zeroes FOR you.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2017, 09:26:09 AM
141. Kinkshame Swarm
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 16, 2017, 09:30:35 AM
142. Ren and Davey already get kinkshamed constantly, but do it more anyway
143. create a club called League of Suspecting Siblings and invite Jess, Lily, and Emeile, with Nate's little sisters being honorary members because they probably Know More Then You Think
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Post by: churchenbells on September 16, 2017, 10:26:19 AM
144. Create the League of Not Parenting Your Super Children and invite everyone's parents. (except maybe Chizara's)
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 16, 2017, 10:59:08 AM
145. spawnkill Ethan and Tee constantly in Red Scepter
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2017, 11:29:27 AM
146. Unplug the console just as Ethan's about to win at Red Scepter
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 16, 2017, 11:38:22 AM
147. stalk Thubault's character in Red Scepter and harass him at every given opportunity, then claim that its a good thing because at least ur remembering he exists
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Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2017, 11:42:42 AM
148. Conversely, forget about Tee's character in Red Scepter too because he's just that forgettable
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 16, 2017, 01:25:37 PM
149. attempt to start a zeroes guild in Red Scepter (because adding a guild feature makes just as much sense as anything else in this game)
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2017, 01:35:01 PM
150. Invite Swarm to the Zeroes guild
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 17, 2017, 09:31:54 AM
151. write a fake dating au fic for Flicker and Ethan
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 17, 2017, 09:36:11 AM
(Re #151: I'm on it)

152. Pronounce Thibault's name like the guy from Romeo and Juliet
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Post by: churchenbells on September 17, 2017, 10:32:50 AM
153. Say Riley's name as if it rhymes with Lily.
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Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 17, 2017, 11:25:49 AM
154. tell Ethan that Bruno Mars's song "The Voices In My Head" is his theme song
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: churchenbells on September 17, 2017, 11:29:00 AM
155. Download Fallout Boy's "Fourth of July" on all the Zeroes' phones.
Title: Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
Post by: ravenoid-ish on September 17, 2017, 11:30:48 AM
156. tell all the zeroes that "Young and Menace" by fallout boy describes them prefectly