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Title: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on January 05, 2016, 10:35:54 PM
Got a Dril, Kanye or Jayden smith tweet? A movie quote? A text message? Something that just fits an rp/fictional character in general?
Post em here!
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 05, 2016, 10:46:00 PM
Mrs Song: "I don't dress to impress. I dress to depress. I want to look so good people hate themselves"

James Song: "Me flirting; What level of hell do you think you're going to?"

Caine: "*Sigh* Why am I better than everyone?"

Alouicious Song: "Oh, sorry, I was thinking about myself, did you want something?"

Six: "I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME."

Chante Song: "She's beauty and she's grace, she'll punch you in the face."

Agni: "What is flirting? It sounds dangerous."

Ria Song: "I don't care, I say caringly while caring deeply."

One: "If I had a dollar every time someone called me ugly I'd have zero dollars. Why what did you think?"

Biff/Lanying: "Honestly I'm ready to fight 24/7. Even in death, throw my ashes into the eyes of my enemies."

Enric Song: "If you can't handle me at my Hulk, you don't deserve me at my Bruce Banner."

Abdiel: "Why insult someone when you can say something nice sarcastically?"

Lanfen: "Why am I so cool and gorgeous and important and relevant?"

Lifen: "How to kiss a boy; 1: Pull him close. 2: Stab him in the liver. 3: Take his wallet. 4: Don't even kiss him. 5: Just run."

Topknot: "The best part of learning a new language is using long words you don't understand to make yourself sound more hiplotmus"

Annwn: *Is beautiful and doesn't deserve this*

Claudia: "I came here to get attacked and I'm honestly having a great time right now"

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Post by: Catvomitsky on January 05, 2016, 11:44:10 PM
IS THIS LIKE THE EQUIVALENT OF TEXT POST MEMES? BECAUSE THOSE ARE MY EVERYTHING 6o6
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Post by: GreyCaboose on January 06, 2016, 01:08:55 AM
oMG I LOVE TEXT POST MEMES THESE ARE GR8
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 06, 2016, 01:35:35 AM
I'm laughing so hard these are great XD
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Post by: holywalrus2 on January 06, 2016, 04:28:26 AM
This is fantastic. Amazing.
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Post by: GreyCaboose on January 06, 2016, 04:31:10 AM
Claudia: She is beauty, she is grace........She's got mud on her face, big disgrace,

Eight: Two words come to mind when I hear you speak: Delusional, and weirdo. And if I had to pick a third: Goofy. Just plain goofy.

Six: I say 'fight me' a lot for a girl who is 5'3" and has a hard time opening some doors because they're too heavy.

Four: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you're a angry serial killer.

Alouicious: It's a beautiful day to give me money.

Purgatory: If you wanna join my gang punk you gotta be hardcore. *pulls out temporary tattoos* choose a tat, but don't choose the kitty that one is mine

Claudia: If I find a guy attractive do I stab him?

Muriel: This is your captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!!!

Am I doing this right??
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Post by: |ĸιrα| on January 06, 2016, 04:33:26 AM
Yes you're all doing it perfectly omfg
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 06, 2016, 04:34:04 AM
I love this thread already XD
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Post by: GreyCaboose on January 06, 2016, 06:37:12 AM
Mephistopheles: Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages.

Dez: If youíre happy and you know it, then the chemtrails are finally working.

Mephistopheles: Good artists borrow. Great artists commit murder.

James Song: IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S - me, trying to outrun my feelings. there i go

Enric Song: Give me 4 years I'll be hot

Ria Song: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.

James Song: Houston I have so many problems

Six: For fun friendship and maybe more, talk to someone else.

Enric Song: I don't like morning people or mornings or people

Muriel: Excuse me waiter where are my crayons

Kirby: "Ur always on ur computer" well ur always on my nerves

Providence: I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I am doing

Kirby: Everything good makes you be an addict or broke

Alouicious: (sighs) my hair is currency in certain parts of Europe.

WHOOO THIS IS REALLY FUN :^D
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Post by: Catvomitsky on January 06, 2016, 07:27:28 AM
Omg these are great. Cabbie, you're a genius! I have to try my hand at these, I've read enough text post memes to know the good ones. I'll probably have time tomorrow, so be prepared :33
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 06, 2016, 09:37:56 AM
"My hair is currency in certain parts of Europe" XD He so would ::)
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 06, 2016, 10:37:22 AM
What do you think the golden fleece is? ::)

YES! You're all doing it perfectly! :D

Alouicious, Ria and Chante: *Kick door down* *Aviator glasses on* *Radio blasts 'Hot problems'*
Six: >:C
Enric: >8C
James: -.-
Alouicious 8)
Ria: ;)
Abigail: :-\
Chante: ::)

Muriel: "This might be a bad time to tell you, but I am not authorized to drive road vehicles with manual gear change" *Crashes plane*

Providence: "Woops think I cured cancer with a selfie" 8)

Caine: "It's such a burden, why does everyone want to be me?"

Two: "It's so great to be beautiful. I mean, you aren't but can't you just imagine?"

Topknot: "That awkward moment when you walk through a metal detector and your abs of steel set it off"

Enric: "I may seem angry but deep down I'm furious"
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: holywalrus2 on January 06, 2016, 11:33:51 AM
These are all so beautiful. Wow.


Five: no offense but when will i die

Abdiel: I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge.

Scotty: Hey man, I'm just trying to keep this friendship alive and you're kinda not cooperating with me lol

Four: Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn't really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

Corinne: I'm sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

Tris: We're adults, but, like... adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

Eight: Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

Two: There's a fine line between sassy and asshole and I cross it everyday

Isaac: this was not how i was expecting to spend my teenage years
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Post by: Catvomitsky on January 06, 2016, 11:34:40 AM
Five's tho
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 06, 2016, 11:46:41 AM
MOOOOOOOOOOORE O^O
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 06, 2016, 11:47:11 AM
Five's and Eight's XD
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Post by: |ĸιrα| on January 06, 2016, 11:50:15 AM
These are all so beautiful. Wow.


Five: no offense but when will i die

Abdiel: I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge.

Scotty: Hey man, I'm just trying to keep this friendship alive and you're kinda not cooperating with me lol

Four: Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn't really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

Corinne: I'm sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

Tris: We're adults, but, like... adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

Eight: Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

Two: There's a fine line between sassy and asshole and I cross it everyday

Isaac: this was not how i was expecting to spend my teenage years
These are my faves holy shizz
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: BlueberryDoughnut on January 06, 2016, 11:54:33 AM
These are all so beautiful. Wow.


Five: no offense but when will i die

Abdiel: I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge.

Scotty: Hey man, I'm just trying to keep this friendship alive and you're kinda not cooperating with me lol

Four: Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn't really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

Corinne: I'm sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

Tris: We're adults, but, like... adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

Eight: Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

Two: There's a fine line between sassy and asshole and I cross it everyday

Isaac: this was not how i was expecting to spend my teenage years

THIS. ALL OF THIS. ;D
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 06, 2016, 12:51:30 PM
IS IT NOT GLORIOUS? 4,5 AND 8 THO ;D
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 06, 2016, 01:02:11 PM
Use three words that describe you;

Alouicious: "Too damn hot"
Ria: "Hotter than him"
Abdiel: "Boss ass bitch"

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on January 06, 2016, 01:43:19 PM
Im not an RP character but
Me: John F***ING CENA
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 06, 2016, 02:20:17 PM
CAN WE JUST HAVE EVERY CHARACTER SAY THAT?
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 06, 2016, 02:22:19 PM
Im not an RP character but
Me: John F***ING CENA
That's not even an incorrect quote ::)
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Post by: Eraisuithiel on January 06, 2016, 02:39:05 PM
I'm reading through these and just getting super confused because like... is there another Caine I don't know about? :I
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 06, 2016, 02:40:17 PM
Nope :P There can be only one.
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Post by: Eraisuithiel on January 06, 2016, 05:58:44 PM
Okay I wasn't sureally because... he definitely would not say those things :p as and I've had wine so these happened:

Daimin: "I am not interested in being polite or heterosexual."
"Occupation: The Family Disappointment"
"You've heard of Best Buy, now get ready for.... me (the best bi)"

Violet: "I admire the betta fish because I also am beautiful and want to fight everyone"

Daimin and Violet: "Friends that sin together win together"

Caine: *covers up feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

Matthew: "If you ever feel weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. And I am out there,very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck."

Amon: "I came out to attack people and honestly I'm having such a good time right now"
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 06, 2016, 06:03:44 PM
 ;D perfection.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on January 28, 2016, 10:32:29 PM
So I did this this morning instead of my math
Sorry about all the links  :-X

http://writeworld.org/post/127676144712/i-remember-when-all-of-this-will-happen-again
http://writeworld.org/post/129704960919/i-was-one-of-many-who-died-that-day
http://writeworld.org/post/131747051276/let-us-toast-to-pain-he-said-a-smile-on-his
- the characters of RESET in general

http://writeworld.org/post/126924062677/i-am-going-to-squeeze-you-like-the-overgrown
- Six to Eight, RESET

http://writeworld.org/post/126253072517/congratulations-you-are-not-desperate-enough
- Alouicious to James, Songbirds from Salem

http://writeworld.org/post/125372810882/i-used-to-love-you-because-you-made-all-the-pain
- James to Sheila, Songbirds from Salem

http://writeworld.org/post/125000586614/youre-not-going-to-get-anywhere-staring-at-my
- Mephistopheles, DŪa de Muertos

http://writeworld.org/post/124793754296/the-human-condition-is-suffering-masked-with-a
- Two, RESET

http://writeworld.org/post/132214711465/you-can-hit-me-but-you-cant-kiss-me
- Agni to Lanying, Journey to the East

http://writeworld.org/post/127236220650/this-everyone-you-speak-of-must-be-really
- I feel like this could apply to a lot of characters but I'm feeling One about "everyone" else in RESET

http://writeworld.org/post/128370144785/he-will-always-be-my-almost
- Violet about Daimin, Completely Ordinary Life of an Irish Stripper

http://writeworld.org/post/130065509898/stopping-means-having-to-pause-and-think-about
- Eight, RESET

http://writeworld.org/post/128108015304/the-invincible-death-robot-really-put-things-into
- Von

http://writeworld.org/post/127904817969/if-i-find-the-answer-on-google-in-less-than-ten
- Eight or Two, RESET

http://writeworld.org/post/134555595485/looks-like-were-out-of-coffee
- Eight, RESET

http://writeworld.org/post/137376689176/she-always-imagined-that-hell-would-have-nicer
- Nanghaithya, DŪa de Muertos retry

http://writeworld.org/post/137225690504/when-i-saw-him-with-her-a-wave-of-nausea-went
- Agni about Lanying and Topknot, Journey to the East

http://writeworld.org/post/122019235767/he-slid-the-sunglasses-off-his-face-with-the-kind
- Caine, Superhero RP
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on January 28, 2016, 10:38:13 PM
CAN I JUST SAY THAT THESE ARE ALL PERFECT [love the Journey ones btw] BUT MEPHISTOPHELES ONE ENDS AT THE PERFECT BIT XD
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Post by: Catvomitsky on January 28, 2016, 10:39:49 PM
...I just noticed that :o XD
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 28, 2016, 10:42:13 PM
( ͡į ͜ʖ ͡į)

Staring at your what Meph?
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 29, 2016, 01:42:02 AM
I don't know why but this was made funnier by how many of those I've already written stories around XD
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 29, 2016, 10:08:12 AM
XD
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Post by: Catvomitsky on January 29, 2016, 12:53:34 PM
http://writeworld.org/post/138187058241/i-thought-you-powerful-people-drank-your-coffee
- Seven to Eight
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 29, 2016, 01:01:26 PM
XD
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 29, 2016, 01:07:32 PM
I saw that and immediately thought basically the same thing XD
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Post by: Catvomitsky on January 29, 2016, 01:08:34 PM
Brain twins ^u^
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Post by: GeeBeezy on January 29, 2016, 01:27:26 PM
We should do texts from last night XD
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Post by: Catvomitsky on January 29, 2016, 01:27:59 PM
Wait wat
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Post by: Julia The Bookworm on January 29, 2016, 01:32:07 PM
Wouldn't it be kinda hard to find appropriate texts though. And by appropriate I mean by the forum's rules
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Post by: GeeBeezy on February 15, 2016, 11:21:56 PM
Hard. NOT IMPOSSIBRU O^O

ALSOOO:

Cabwell Grenix: "I'm gonna sleep with it"
Literally everyone: "Don't sleep with it"
Cabwell Grenix: "TOoOO lAtE"

Ledaal Lanying: "This is my mortal. There are many like him, but this one is mine."

Meph: "I'm cute as hell, which, incidentally is where I come from"

Nanghaithya: "My life consists of endlessly trying to decide if I should make the bitchy comment"

Horace the Dullahan: "Honestly I have no idea what anyone is doing or why I'm even here."

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Post by: Catvomitsky on February 16, 2016, 01:06:32 AM
Perfection
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on February 16, 2016, 02:38:18 AM
Honestly, Lanying would say those exact words ::)
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Post by: GeeBeezy on February 17, 2016, 01:02:33 PM
Alek: 'I am a prince and I have STANDARDS'
Deryn: 'I'm a girl'
Alek: 'OH NO SHE'S MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS'

Deryn: 'I'm a classy lady and I have STANDARDS'
Alek: 'I'm a prince'
Deryn: 'OH NO HE'S MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS'
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Post by: GeeBeezy on February 29, 2016, 10:18:40 PM
Death and Kirby:

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4b357f4be8b90f39268ea2769eb9723f/tumblr_ns21c6rVHQ1uuq65go3_500.jpg)
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Post by: GreyCaboose on March 01, 2016, 12:52:34 AM
a M AZING HA

THAT'S THEM THAT'S THE RELATIONSHIP
AND IT'S GREAT

-

Alouicious: There's a line between being sassy and being an asshole and I cross it every day

-

Claudia: Wait, you said 'SEND NUDES'? I thought you said 'SEND NUKES' hahaha whoops I uh guess you should evacuate your city or something lol

-

Dama De Santa Muerte: I am a demisexual meaning I am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. Move out of the way assholes. Im gonna fuck Zeus

-

James: 'I'm not bitter' I say bitterly, with a bitter expression

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Kirby: Yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

-

Abigail: At my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam song is playing in the background.
...
...
Nevermind, my mom says I can't do that.

-

Mephistopheles: Oh, criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor! Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

-

Claudia: I may seem like an angry person on the outside but deep inside I'm actually angrier

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Kirby: (at full volume, most likely on the roof at 3 AM) PIZZA IS THE ONLY LOVE TRIANGLE I WANT

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Alouicious: So when Aphrodite lies around in a giant clam shell naked she's a goddess but when I do it I'm drunk and no longer welcome at the aquarium

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Providence: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm a jerk.

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Kirby: Are you a dog? No? Goodbye

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James: (to Sheila, at some point) my hands are cold let me put them in your pants

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James: @the universe. please chill. im trying my best

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Asa: No bro this isn't a date listen bro it's bruhnch

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Mephistopheles: I may be short but you're still beneath me

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Purgatory: I'm gay and hate effort

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Six: WHO ELSE IS BLOSSOMING INTO A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN with no chill

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Six: *choking back tears* wanna fight

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Thirteen: (to himself) Wow, you got issues, pal

-

I WAS HIT BY THE INSPIRATION TRAIN AND I BROKE BOTH MY LEGS BUT HERE YOU GO HAVE FUN GIGGLING AS MUCH AS I DID
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 01, 2016, 01:14:50 AM
I am laughing so hard XD
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Post by: Catvomitsky on March 01, 2016, 06:54:20 AM
These are so accurate and so hilarious. I lost it at Meph's XDD
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Post by: GeeBeezy on March 01, 2016, 12:13:32 PM
I CAN'T PICK A FAVORITE CAB. DO IT AGAIN.
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Post by: GreyCaboose on March 08, 2016, 01:17:35 AM
Alright!!! :D

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Alouicious: Do U ever wish u were Mysterious but u cant stop talking about urself

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Six: no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

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Claudia: i want my tombstone to say "am i dead? bitch i might be"

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Alouicious: I get butterflies when I think about myself

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Ria: I need my lipstick as red as the blood of angry men and eyeliner black like the dark of ages past

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Muriel: this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don't be afraid

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James: Sorry I was speeding officer, I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

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13: *gorillaz feel good inc laugh*

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Mephistopheles: ok yes i may be evil and morally corrupt but i'm also incredibly beautiful and i think that makes up for it honestly

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Kirby: "whats your sexuality" "money"

in a similar vein:

Kirby: 'money can't make you happy' WELL IT SURE AS HELL CAN'T MAKE ME SAD

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Mephistopheles: everyone who died and was killed on my quest to get really good hair and fashion deserved it and i dont care

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Alouicious: sometimes i think i'm better than everyone else and then i remember i am

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Six: write 'nothing is set in stone' on my grave as both a witty joke and subtle reminder that i'll be back

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Horace: Catch me in Grand Theft Auto watering plants and helping the elderly

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James: 'once you've hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :^)' you underestimate me. i've brought my pickaxe and i'm ready to dig.

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Sheila: why must the cute ones (me) suffer
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Post by: Catvomitsky on March 08, 2016, 01:27:56 AM
Cabbie, you have a gift. Again, Meph's killed me XD

Where do you find these text posts? I always want to make text post memes but I can't find pics of the posts themselves
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 08, 2016, 01:33:58 AM
You really do have a knack for this XD
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Post by: GreyCaboose on March 08, 2016, 01:34:44 AM
Haha, thanks guys! I have a lot of fun with them, too!

Where do you find these text posts? I always want to make text post memes but I can't find pics of the posts themselves

I've been finding them on Pinterest and google images from searching for text post memes for like, other fandoms. You never know when a Borderlands or Avengers text post meme will have exactly what you're looking for!! But yeah, Pinterest and google for me.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on March 08, 2016, 01:39:57 AM
Ooh, thanks!
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Post by: GeeBeezy on March 08, 2016, 11:16:08 AM
JAMES AND HORACE GIVE ME LIFE. I love them all BUT JAMES AND HORACE.
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Post by: GeeBeezy on March 22, 2016, 07:05:47 PM
I'll let you guys decide who said these;

"I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic that they'd ever crashed"

"I just walked into a room at the party and someone yelled dibs"

"Just woke up wearing a top hat and Simpsons boxers. I also found more money in my wallet than when I went out. About 1000 dollars more"

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Post by: Julia The Bookworm on March 23, 2016, 12:25:37 AM
they're all Al.
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 23, 2016, 12:26:12 AM
I though the same thing XD Especially the second one ::)
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Post by: GeeBeezy on March 23, 2016, 08:11:06 AM
XD Okay whatever.

Got more;

"so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog."

"I told you I was good to drive"
"dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate"

"Renamed my Ipod the Titanic so that when I plug it in the screen says; 'The Titanic is syncing'"

"Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade"
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Post by: GeeBeezy on March 30, 2016, 10:56:24 AM
OKAY this one was ripped right from Incorrect Leviathan Quotes but it had to be shared;

Deryn: Alek, I know that you hate fancy dress parties, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it.
Alek: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?
Deryn: ďKind, sober, and fully dressed.Ē Good news, everyone! We found the name of Alekís sex tape!
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Post by: GreyCaboose on April 08, 2016, 03:37:37 AM
Mephistopheles: Have you ever MET Claudia? She's the only person I know who introduces herself by saying she has No Known Weaknesses.

Alternatively....

Santa Muerte: Have you ever MET Mephistopheles? He's the only Death Councillor I know who introduces himself by saying he has No Known Weaknesses.

~

James: If I die, I don't want my last precious memory to be of Al punching himself in the face to prove he's 'super unvincible'.

~

Claudia: Muriel informs me that shouting 'who's up for a fight?' doesn't technically qualify as a briefing.

~

Al: Hey Jamesy-Wamesy! What happened while I was gone?
James: It was weird: a blissful silence descended on the room...

~

Six: Don't get me wrong: People, I like - from a distance, anyway. Up close I find 'em pretty objectionable.

~

Six: Eight - do you internalize ANY of your thoughts?
Eight: You can DO that?

~

Mephistopheles: Oh, I get it - you're trying to out-macabre me...

~

James: Excuse me - is this a good place to sit down and die?

~

Claudia: Shut up. You're not going to die.
Santa Muerte: Yeah? Prove it.

~

Mephistopheles: You know, Muriel, one day you'll say something nice to me - just before you tell me I've got some irreversible boner curse or something.

~

Alouicious: Is it too soon to have 'chosen one' engraved on my forehead?

~

Four: I am gonna plan you into the ground, Eight. I'm gonna plan you into next week.

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on April 08, 2016, 04:04:49 AM
PFF XD
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Post by: Catvomitsky on April 08, 2016, 05:21:43 AM
Amazing. "Out-macabre" is the my new favorite phrase

At that last one: Yeah, Eight should stick to coffee ::)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on April 08, 2016, 06:58:01 PM
PLANNIIIIING

Irreversible boner curse? ::)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on April 12, 2016, 10:48:47 PM
Heh, yeah - It's worse than it sounds, I'm sure.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on April 12, 2016, 10:55:48 PM
I don't think I wanna know XD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on May 15, 2016, 10:35:55 AM
Next Up From Cabbie On 'What Do You Mean They Didn't Say That?', Our Very First Musical Number, Entitled

'There! Right There! (Is Purgatory Gay or European?)', put on by the cast of El Dia de Muertos!

Santa Muerte: There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

Logan Crezlaw: I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, i say not gay.

All: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?

Conor Garner: But look at his quoft and crispy locks!

Santa Muerte: Look at his silk translucent socks!

Logan Crezlaw: There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing...

Santa Muerte: What are we seeing??

Logan Crezlaw: IS HE GAAAAAY?

Santa Muerte: Of COURSE he's gay!

Logan Crezlaw: Or EUROPEAN??

All: .....
Ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee!
Is he gay or European?

Meph: Well hey, don't look at me!!

Murriel: You see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports -

All: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!!

All: Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks!
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Santa Muerte: Oh, please!

All: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Meph: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way!

All: Is he gay or European??
or -

Claudia Ernst: THERE!
RIGHT!
THERE!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetro jerk!
That guy's not gay, I say no way!!

All: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

Claudia Ernst: Is automatically-radically...

Logan Crezlaw: Ironically-cronically...

Murriel: Scurtinly-curtainly...

Meph: Genetically-netically...

All: GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!!!
OFFICIALLY GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY -
DAMMIT!!!!

All: Gay or European?

Logan Crezlaw: So stylish, and relaxed!

All: Is he gay or European?

Logan Crezlaw: ... I think his chest is waxed!!

Murriel: But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse -

All: - If he wears a kilt or bears a purse!
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code!!

Noah Ragnarok: Yet his accent is hypnotic,
but his shoes are pointy toed!

All: Huh!!
Gay or European?
So many shades of graaaaayy!!!

Michael: But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on Saturdaaaay!

All: Is he gay or European??
Gay or European??
GAY
OR
EURO-

Conor Garner: Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

Logan Crezlaw: ..The floor is yours.

Conor Garner: So Mr, uh, Atory...
This alleged affair with Ms. Idence has been going on for...?

Purgatory: 2 years.

Conor Garner: And your first name again is..?

Purgatory: Purgatory.

Conor Garner: And your BOYFRIENDS' name is..?

Purgatory: Horace.

All: gASP

Purgatory: WAIT, NO! I MISUNDERSTOOD - YOU SAY BOYFRIEND I THOUGHT YOU SAY BEST FRIEND HAHA Horace is my, uh, best friend.

Horace: YOU BASTARD!
YOU LYING BASTARD!!
That's it!
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples!!!
I have a big announcement -
This man is Gay and European!
You've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way!!

Horace: You are so gay!
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret!

Purgatory: I'm straight!

Horace: You were not yesterday~

Horace: So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gaaaaay!

All: AND EUROPEAN!

Horace: He's gaaaaaaaay!

All: AND EUROPEAN!!

Horace: He's gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

All: AND EUROPEAN
AND GAAAA-

Purgatory: FINE, OKAY! I'M GAY!

All: HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

~

Cabbie's Note: Purgatory later found he was, in fact, bisexual. Nobody's sure how Horace could sing so well in sign language.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 10:47:10 AM
OH MY GOD
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on May 15, 2016, 10:50:56 AM
OH MY GOD
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Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 10:51:37 AM
OH MY GOD
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Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 11:29:39 AM
OH MY GOD
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Post by: Julia The Bookworm on May 15, 2016, 11:30:05 AM
OH MY GOD
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Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 11:46:33 AM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 11:46:44 AM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 11:48:09 AM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 12:01:13 PM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 12:02:35 PM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 12:03:51 PM
OH MY GOD
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Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 12:04:07 PM
OH MY GOD
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Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 12:04:21 PM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 12:04:42 PM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 12:06:32 PM
OH MY GOD
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Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 12:07:54 PM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on May 15, 2016, 12:11:07 PM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 12:12:15 PM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on May 15, 2016, 12:12:57 PM
OH MY GOD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on May 15, 2016, 12:13:27 PM
This was not my goal D:
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Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 12:13:52 PM
This was not my goal D:
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 12:16:19 PM
This was not my goal D:
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on May 15, 2016, 12:18:02 PM
This was not my goal D:
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 12:18:21 PM
This was not my goal D:
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on May 15, 2016, 12:18:59 PM
This was not my goal D:
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 12:19:26 PM
This was not my goal D:
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 12:30:33 PM
This was not my goal D:
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on May 15, 2016, 12:31:52 PM
This was not my goal D:
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on May 15, 2016, 12:37:22 PM
This was not my goal D:
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on May 15, 2016, 12:41:39 PM
(http://data2.whicdn.com/images/33972556/thumb.jpg)

you fellas sure are goofy
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on June 05, 2016, 11:51:36 PM
Sheila: "For Christmas I want a dragon!"
Santa: "Be realistic!"
Sheila: "Okay, a boyfriend."
Santa: "What color do you want your dragon?"

Lanying: "My hands are cold let me put them in your pants"

Six: "If punk is dead then how am I still here?"

Eight: "What do you call sad coffee? Depresso."

Horace: "I am the fries at the bottom of the McDonalds bag. I go unnoticed at first but people are always happy to find me."

Logan: "On my grave it will say 'regretting all the ships that never sailed' and some people will think that that's poetic but others will know."

Muriel: "Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose."

James: *Takes 50 selfies* *Deletes 49 selfies* *Stares at last selfie until it turns ugly* *Deletes last selfie*

Everyone: "You can't be that attracted to someone who isn't real"
Kirby: "Someone isn't getting invited to the wedding"

Purgatory: *Steals your girl* *Providence finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

Everyone: "You're blocking the view"
Alouicious: "I am the view"

Tallis: "If you have a parrot and you haven't taught it to say 'help they've turned me into a parrot' you are wasting your life"

Everyone: "Are you okay you look tired are you upset you look confused are you mad at me what happened to you are you sick"
Horace: "IT'S MY FACE"

Louis: "Making my way downtown, walking fast-"
Lucas: "Hello Louis."
Louis: "Walking faster"

Michael: "If it scares and excites you at the same time then you should probably do it"
Claudia: "Time to have sex with a blender"
Michael: "Wait no"

Agni: "For Christmas I want a Dragon Blooded"
Santa: "Be realistic!"
Agni: "Okay. A girlfriend."
Santa: "What color did you want your Dragon Blooded?"

Alouicious: "Don't judge me for the things I did five seconds ago I've changed since then."

Muriel: "YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON SOMEONE AND THEN A DAY LATER YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND IT BECOMES AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTH I DIDN'T SIGN ON FOR THIS"

Purgatory: "Just because I say I've experimented doesn't mean I'm bi I could be an evil scientist"
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on August 02, 2016, 12:41:09 PM
Horace's Child: Da!
Horace: *gasp* What was that, kiddo? Wh-where you about to say Da Da? Say Da Da!
Horace's Child: DEATH
Horace: ...Da Da?
Horace's Child: DAMNATION
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on August 02, 2016, 01:03:41 PM
O M G
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on August 02, 2016, 01:21:58 PM
Mephistopheles: I need to make the teleportation spell to get us back to the mortal realm! Cover for me, Hory! *throws Horace a gun*
Horace: W-Woah now, I don't want to shoot anybody!
Mephistopheles: They're just robots, Hory! It's okay to shoot them they're robots!
Horace: *hesitates, but quickly shoots an angel through the leg*
The Angel: *sCREAMS IN AGONY AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR* MY LEG IS SHOT OFF
*Horace stares in horror*
Another Angel: *holding the first angel in her arms* HANK'S BLEEDING TO DEATH, SOMEONE CALL HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN
Horace: *horrified with himself* THEY'RE NOT ROBOTS, MEPH
Mephistopheles: *making a magic portal* ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH, HORY! THEY'RE BUREACRATS! I DON'T RESPECT THEM!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on August 23, 2016, 03:46:10 PM
I LOVE THEM ;D

Person: Esta what are you doing?
Esta: *Staring intently at Aumus* I'm trying to make him make me a sandwich.

Spark: What if I start crying? [visibly sobbing] Too late! I'm already crying!

Ria: Watch out for the overhang!
Alouicious: No worries! My first year in flight school, you know what they called me? [aggressively not watching where he's going] They called me the tailor! Because of how I thread the needle. Come on. Come on...
Ria: We lost a wing!

Horace: Do not call me "Daddy" in bed. I have had beers with your father. He is a nice man. Do not get me involved.

Lanying: Lanfen, can we talk, one ten to another?
Lanfen: I'm an eleven, but continue

Willow: Why is Spark all curled up in a ball in the middle of the laboratory?
Candela: Oh, Spark? Yeah, he does that every year. It's kinda cute, isn't it? He's like a little houndour.
Spark: [unintelligible mumbling]
Blanche: Candela, I'm pretty sure he's having a panic attack. I'll go over and-
Candela: Okay, Blanche, I get it -- You're a team leader. You like fixing things. But Spark is a VERY DELICATE ECOSYSTEM. The comic relief, the meme machine, and affectionate caretaker all balance out to a perfect team leader. Mess with one, and you mess with everything. He's the human equivalent of a coral reef.
Blanche: Uh oh. Somebody's trying to help him.
Candela, throwing a pokťball at the intruder: HE'S A CORAL REEF.

Candela: GENTLEMEN. LESS CHIT CHAT, MORE ALCOHOL ABUSE.

Alouicious: Murray, I think you should play the role of my father.
Murray: I don't want to be your father.
Alouicious: That's perfect! You already know all of your lines!

Santa de Muerte: How are you?
Claudia: I'm dying. Death is inescapable.

Chante: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.

Lucas: Bland, boring Louis.
Lucas: If he were a spice, he'd be flour.

Cabwell: I love you all... except you, Bazin. I can't fucking stand you.

Bazin: What are you, like, 12?
Biff: ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10, YES.

Alouicious: My head hurts.
James: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Agni: Hey... What are you doing tonight?
Lanying: More like... Who am I doing? Eh he he he he...
Agni: ...
Lanying: No one. I'm free. What's up?

Blanche: Spark, you disgust me.
Spark: Ah, so you've discussed me.

Louis: Normally, if given the choice between doing something and doing nothing, I'll do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant that nothing got done.

Li: How long have you been sleeping with my sister?
Agni: Thatís disgusting. And wrong. I donít even getĖ why wouldĖ Iíve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. Itís none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Lanying is my boss, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that youíre not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe youíre trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

Chante: So. Welcome to the Song family. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.

Lanfen: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.
Lanying: What? No way!
Lanfen: Why not? We already stole a boyfriend.
Agni: Hey, guys.
Lanying: No, we didn't. Agni is a consenting adult. He can do whatever he wants.
Agni: I want to steal.

Lucas: Hola.
Louis: Whoa! Are you Australian?
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on August 23, 2016, 04:04:20 PM
(http://replygif.net/i/740.gif)
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Post by: GeeBeezy on August 23, 2016, 04:06:46 PM
Is that good
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on August 23, 2016, 04:09:33 PM
Yes. I am tired and unexperienced with reaction GIFs :P
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on August 23, 2016, 04:15:53 PM
I see XD

Agni: Do you know who the least attractive person in the world is? Lanying. She is nowhere near a 10. She's like, an 8. Or a 9. 9.8 but not ten because no ones perfect but I'm saving myself for someone who is.

Jace: I called 911 and they guessed it was me

Deryn: Can I crush a watermelon with my thighs? Well gee I dunno but it works on skulls.

Abdiel: If you twerk into the abyss, the abyss twerks back.

Alek: The manliest man I've ever met was my girlfriend.

Lilit: Hey! Just because I said I've experimented doesn't mean I'm bisexual, I could be an evil scientist.
Lilit: .....
Lilit: I mean I AM bi but still.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: |ĸιrα| on August 24, 2016, 12:41:07 AM
THE HAMILTON ONE THO
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on August 24, 2016, 01:23:59 AM
Yes. I am tired and unexperienced with reaction GIFs :P
Be my apprentice

I see XD

Agni: Do you know who the least attractive person in the world is? Lanying. She is nowhere near a 10. She's like, an 8. Or a 9. 9.8 but not ten because no ones perfect but I'm saving myself for someone who is.

Jace: I called 911 and they guessed it was me

Deryn: Can I crush a watermelon with my thighs? Well gee I dunno but it works on skulls.

Abdiel: If you twerk into the abyss, the abyss twerks back.

Alek: The manliest man I've ever met was my girlfriend.

Lilit: Hey! Just because I said I've experimented doesn't mean I'm bisexual, I could be an evil scientist.
Lilit: .....
Lilit: I mean I AM bi but still.
Amazing XD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on August 24, 2016, 05:10:21 PM
Spark: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding.
Spark: Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.

Candela: What's your favorite color?
Spark: Left.
Candela: ...

Li, bursting through the door: You two ARE having sex!
Agni: Really? Why didn't you tell me, Lanying? I would have put my book down.

Alouicious: Noel, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.
Noel: I pity you because you're dumb.

Topknot: You know, I've been drinking-
Topknot: I mean thinking.

[In text across screen - As soon as we saw the rock, we knew what we had to do.]
*Picture of Eight holding Six in the air by her sides, reminiscent of the Lion King on a high up, protruding rock*

Spark: So Candela. How'd you get that name anyway?
Candela: Gave it to myself. A real woman chooses her own name.
Spark: Well, pleased to meet you Candela. I'm Galactic Gym Leader Superstar McSexyville.

Tallis: I ate a brownie once at a party in my old Community League college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable actually. I felt like I was floating.
Tallis: Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

Tallis: I'm as much apart of this friendship as you two. And I think it's high time we put all of our cards on the table.
Tallis: For example, where is this going, are you two ever going to admit that you're friends?
Tallis: And if so, then where will we all live?
Louis: What are we doing?
Lucas: Apparently we're both planning a future where we live with Tallis forever.
Tallis: Good, now we're getting somewhere!

Ria: Yeah so my mum opens my door and she's like... *SCREECHES*.
Ria: And I'm like, I'M IMMORTAL!

Claudia: Ahh, you're like an angel with no wings!
Muriel: So like a person.

Conor: What are we doing?
Annwn: Wasting our lives.
Conor: I meant for lunch.

Lanying: Breaking and entering? Dang that sounds like I'll need- what's that thing you always say I have none of behind my back Agni?
Agni: Restraint?
Agni: Morals?
Agni: Mercy?
Agni: Curves?

James: I got grounded for a whole month just because I came home late.
Enric: Well, you deserved it.
Enric: Getting everybody's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Candela: Hey Blanche!
Blanche: Hello. What can I do for you two?
Spark: You have something we want!
Blanche: Oh dear.
Blanche: Articuno warned me this is what happened to pretty people in the big city.

Blanche: You're turning into a woman.
Spark: No I'm not, why would you say that? That's just mean!
Blanche: Now I've upset you. What did I say?
Spark: It's not what you said. It's the way you said it...
Spark: Oh my God, I'm a woman!

Agni: Bro I'm bored give me a job
Jace: OH
Jace: BRO
Jace: WE ARE BROS
Jace: Yes I will give you a job bro
Jace: I will give you a brojob
Agni: ...
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on August 25, 2016, 01:06:06 AM
JACE NO
How do you keep finding these? XD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on August 25, 2016, 10:01:43 AM
They are perfect
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Post by: GreyCaboose on August 25, 2016, 11:34:47 AM
Santa Muerte: I hate it when someone is both hot and funny like stop you only get one

~

Purgatory: Today is national bisexual awareness day. Be aware of the bisexuals. They are out there. And they are dangerous

~

Muriel: Child
Why u scream

~

Mephistopheles: Can I apologize in advance for basically everything I will ever do

~

Providence: I am not interested in being either polite or heterosexual

~

Claudia: I like that we say 'Oh, man' to express disappointment. Yes. Men are disappointing

~

Horace: If u can't handle me at my worst than I completely understand bc I can't either

~

Muriel: I hate being older bc now I have to bring my own crayons to restaurants.

~

Mephistopheles: In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb things while sober, too

~

Kirby: *Does 1 out of 10 things she was supposed to do*
Kirby: Wow, I'm really on top of things today. Time to go out and treat myself

~

Alouicious: Whenever somebody asks 'what did you do today?' just look off into the distance and say 'the right thing'.

~

James: I hate when people ask what Im doing tomorrow like no offense but I dunno what I'm doing right now

~

Sheila: The first step to any murder is to have fun, and be yourself.

~

Alouicious: I'm very strong. I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day 

~

Claudia: The dress is WHITE AND GOLD!
Santa Muerte: The dress is BLUE AND BLACK!
Mephistopheles: The dress is red, white, and blue, god bless america,

~

Muriel: That wasn't very sunglasses emoji of you

~

Enric: "Your smile looks forced" it is

~

James: My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,

~

Someone, Sarcastically: Go cry about it
James: I am literally going to

~

Kirby: You know what REALLY turns me on?

Kirby: Unprotected


Kirby: Wifi

~

13: Sorry I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue.

~

To make up for my absence, have this!!!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on August 25, 2016, 11:50:53 AM
I'M CRYING CABBIE
Al fighting snails XD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on August 25, 2016, 01:24:49 PM
Oh Lawd I cannot pick a fave but unprotected wifi and that wasn't very sunglasses emoji of you XD

Kirby: I can't take this long distance relationship anymore! [Drags fridge to bedroom]

Candela: [wearing a ring]
Spark: Are you engaged?
Candela: Engaged in combat. [punches him in the face]

Blanche: Hi, I'm looking for a Spark?
Gym receptionist: 6' 2", hair like a Zapdos, cries when you call him 'bitchbaby'?
Blanche: ...Yeah, that's him.

Blanche: Itís a white flag, and you better start waving it right now, Candela.
Candela: The only thing Iíll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
Blanche: Good lord.

Candela: Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?
Spark: [excited] Am I?!

Mystic: Instinct, tell Valor where they can stick their pokeballs.
Instinct: In their bags!
Mystic: No, Instinct.

Spark: Candela, I got a boo-boo.
Candela: Oh, walk it off!

Candela: So, itís raining, right? And you pass a bus stop. There are three people there: your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant lady who has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Your smart car only has two seats, what do you do?
Spark: Oh, I heard this one! You give the car to your most trustworthy friend, he takes the pregnant lady to the hospital, and you stay at the bus stop with the girl of your dreams.
Candela: No.
Candela: You go home and RE-EVALUATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE! YOU BOUGHT A SMART CAR!

Someone: WHAT TEAM!?
Candela: VALOR!!!
Blanche: Mystic.
Spark: WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!

Alouicious: I just bought 5 shoes. Not 5 pairs of shoes. 5 shoes.

Blanche: Looks like we've got ourselves a visitor. We should...
Candela: Yeah, we really should...
Spark: Leave!
Candela: KILL IT DEAD.

Enric: My mom likes to tell me Ďyou have to pick your battlesí. Well, Iím full of rage and Iím picking all of them.

Lanying: I think this is gonna be a really good bonding experience with Agni. Guys love it when you can show them youíre better than they are at everything they love.

Six: Eight, fuck off. And by fuck off I mean fuck off right back here and listen, you insufferable prick

Alouicious/Lanying/Cabwell: This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

Topknot: I like wearing big shirts because it's like, do I have a six pack? Am I overweight? Did I just wake up. W h o k n o w s

Agni: People who live where it doesn't snow: Snow is so pretty! People who live where it snows are so lucky. People who live where it snows: fucking Inconvenience Powder

Louis Vertruese: what if ants speak english really quietly and we just cant hear them
Lucas Baudin: what if they speak korean

Kirby: when you feel the Bern but Hillary wins the primaries
(http://65.media.tumblr.com/679be39977e5602517c1d68a2da693f9/tumblr_inline_o41d8vQOKC1spj8ft_500.gif)

Agni: High five
Jace: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/56fd42d28fd9c411c78a38c6ebd370f8/tumblr_oay7ldcU6z1v6zspxo3_540.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on August 25, 2016, 01:59:42 PM
You're really making me want to see more interaction between Agni and Jace
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on August 25, 2016, 02:23:56 PM
They interact all the time behind the scenes and Jace hero worships cause Agni spends SO MUCH TIME with the Dragon Blooded just, just soaking up enlightened wisdom and learning from their moral examples.
Also he wants to be Best Friends.

Also I am getting most of these quotes from Incorrect quote blogs and I will be back with more probs soon todays kinda messy internet time wise.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on August 25, 2016, 02:42:06 PM
Amazing XD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on August 25, 2016, 03:56:23 PM
Lanying: QUICK PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT'S AN EMERGENCY

Lanfen: If you like water you already like 60% of me

Four: *See's a kid fall over* *says under breath* get rekt

Louis: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family

One: *Sits down next to you* *Brushes hair out of your eyes* *Smiles sympathetically* I don't care.

Abdiel: Do you ever realize that you are not a good person

Muriel: How do you make someone holy?
Michael: You beat the hell out of them.

Six: 'I don't care' I say caringly with a caring expression

James: Schools have stairs so you can throw yourself down them

Muerte, to Rasopel: Maybe I should send you a bill for how much of our time you've wasted

Mengyao: I've decided that I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just, whenever. Surprise me.

Rasopel: Ugh you kill a couple of people on a camping trip and suddenly you're a 'murderer' so sick of labels I'm me.

Mengyao: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/4f634f93655e49d78a8fa90af5224074/tumblr_ntg5vsUEZo1uerah6o1_500.png)

All of the Songs: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/4f634f93655e49d78a8fa90af5224074/tumblr_ntg5vsUEZo1uerah6o1_500.png)

RESET cast: *Me seeing people with parents* what the fuck? what the fuck is this? what the fuck?

Five: I am awake but at what price

Founding fathers: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/9a49e8045cda7e0bdcef09b8ee0bf4d3/tumblr_mpf9oxK28Y1qzaobjo1_1280.png)

Alouicious/Lanying/Two/Eight: (http://65.media.tumblr.com/ec1ce3ec2ddfb7f8d69963368c164f38/tumblr_n9tvt4bnyW1rt7dmho5_500.png)

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: |ĸιrα| on August 26, 2016, 01:51:20 AM
Four: *See's a kid fall over* *says under breath* get rekt
Tru
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on August 30, 2016, 09:56:09 AM
Alouicious: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year aren't you?
Abdiel: As the defending champion, are you nervous?
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on September 05, 2016, 07:15:38 PM
Volger:   Do you really want to know how I got injured?
Deryn:   Yes.
Volger:   I was hula hooping. I attended a class for fitness and fun.
Deryn:   Oh my God.
Volger:   Iíve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss. The tornado. The scorpion. The oopsie-doodle.
Deryn:   Why are you telling me this?
Volger:   Because no one will ever believe you.
Deryn:   You sick son of a bitch!

5: Iíve done dangerous stuff before and Iíve come out fine both physically andÖ(pauses)
9:(pause is continuing)Ö5?
5: ....
5: Mentally!

Barlow: When others do a foolish thing, you should always tell them that it's a foolish thing. They can still do that thing, but at least the truth will be where it needs to be.

Chante: I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's so secret even Victoria doesn't know.

Lanying: I bet you'd look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed.
Agni: No matter how many times you compliment me I'm not making your bed.

Claudia: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping bombs on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and Iím fucking retarded but I donít care, Iím beautiful. Iím having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me ďApacheĒ and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you canít accept me youíre a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Rasopel: You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
James: Yeah he told me you're gay.

Mengyao: When youíve been in my family as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.
Random Dude: Crimson red is not your color!
Mengyao: Crimson red.. Brings OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK!
*Ten years later*
Mengyao: So that's how I Exalted.

James:   Iíve quit being human! I no longer feel pain in my heart OR despair!
(In the distance)
Enric:   If youíre the more human one of us two stop watching so many card game animes.

8: Do you want me to teleport you to safety?
4: You can do that?
8: No but do you want me to?

2: Douchebags come in all shapes and sizes. Just look at our team!

James: So Al, what's it like being you?
Alouicious: Not great.
James: *Chuckling*
Alouicious: Wake up, look in the mirror everyday and hate yourself.
James: Wha-wh-what?
Alouicious: Then you wake up from that nightmare and you're like "Oh wait! I'm Alouicious! I'm the best!"

Connor: Weíve done a lot of things weíre not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 05, 2016, 10:53:43 PM
Perfection. Also the attack helicopter one is so great
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on September 05, 2016, 10:54:46 PM
The helicopter one was my fave ;D had to censor one bit tho >_>
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: |ĸιrα| on September 05, 2016, 11:55:43 PM
Lmao
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 06, 2016, 01:17:04 AM
I don't think you ever told us how Mengyao actually Exalted so as far as we know it is because someone told him crimson red wasn't his color
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Time Blitz on September 06, 2016, 04:51:27 AM
Omg.

Brillant.

I think Claudia herself has become a meme.

But why is she talking about having sex with a blender?
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on September 11, 2016, 10:24:31 PM
I don't think you ever told us how Mengyao actually Exalted so as far as we know it is because someone told him crimson red wasn't his color

Canon. Seriously though he wears Too Much Red no one has the guts to tell him.

Omg.

Brillant.

I think Claudia herself has become a meme.

But why is she talking about having sex with a blender?

I dunno mang, none of the other characters liked machines enough for the quote to fit XD

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on September 16, 2016, 09:31:28 AM
Ada: (http://66.media.tumblr.com/2574bad933487d3c4c7c8f0c73974222/tumblr_ocokfx9IpU1s3nk86o1_1280.png)

Lanying: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/14a08e1190df9ab580695389a7029b74/tumblr_obnj2mNxwp1r98h03o9_r1_500.png)

Lifen: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/2ed3bb7eabceb5e3f04b3f8f9387908c/tumblr_obo3j8JweO1r98h03o2_500.gif)

Louis: (http://66.media.tumblr.com/3d1975700a4cb415ac5d0ed92f208cc2/tumblr_obo3j8JweO1r98h03o3_500.png)

Enric: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/e1b6ad51b2f9a2a797c251869178916a/tumblr_obo3j8JweO1r98h03o4_500.png)

Alouicious: (http://66.media.tumblr.com/039052a3606023386400eb0cfd330c70/tumblr_obo3j8JweO1r98h03o7_500.png)

Tallis/Lanying/6/Enric: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/2473b7eb7f304a9a4f6b8ca4014f7242/tumblr_obo3j8JweO1r98h03o8_500.png)

RESET:
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/bcdb14d183f8e3401da1f86b897ee8fc/tumblr_obo3j8JweO1r98h03o9_500.jpg)
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/a15bc9460d38c69c64964973dbbb2e23/tumblr_obo3j8JweO1r98h03o10_500.jpg)

Bonus Lanying: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/0cc98f005ea4023249953568d5dc90ef/tumblr_obo3j8JweO1r98h03o1_500.png)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2016, 09:38:51 AM
I LOVE IT

Who is who in the RESET one tho
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on September 16, 2016, 09:52:04 AM
That is up to you cause anyone could be anyone and it would still work.

Two: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/b5af210228c808ce5b29fd4068df24e4/tumblr_oa9xoaclkM1vo8hj2o10_r1_500.jpg)

Chante: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/259ae6a5af4bff66c45c3af3ac67147c/tumblr_o9qnxzQg4b1qjg1tuo6_500.png)

Lucas Baudin: (https://65.media.tumblr.com/b810a56dca27dc42571a8dd507e731e8/tumblr_oba6jzH61f1ucfdbpo1_500.png)

Horace: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/7c16c4d760a6b954363dc7638f7a9142/tumblr_o9d2xbNYL91tg19efo7_r1_500.png)

Eight: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/3a952e2b34754596ca18f4a69e34efd3/tumblr_o9nrpymSc11vo8hj2o1_1280.jpg)

Agni: (https://67.media.tumblr.com/eec16924c605dc5487c37b6344f41f79/tumblr_inline_oa9qngOwI01tr1la7_540.png)

Alouicious: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/d7df6cc8aeecc00d24821167192fee04/tumblr_o9ibjc781w1vo8hj2o3_1280.jpg)

Lanying: (https://67.media.tumblr.com/d5945d9f1eb9cd8b4e2c0abf60a2a3b6/tumblr_o9yo01nfYG1vzxzx6o1_500.png)

Six: (http://65.media.tumblr.com/04452573a42fc54fcf41f85e8d20cff0/tumblr_ob01qai9cQ1vb8vnno8_r1_1280.jpg)

Cabwell: (http://66.media.tumblr.com/59f6a59642ee7966d0f7d082a3187870/tumblr_o9ibjc781w1vo8hj2o5_1280.jpg)

Lucas, Louis and Tallis: (http://65.media.tumblr.com/9733fa0c2e4243c8216fbca46f363b79/tumblr_o9nrpymSc11vo8hj2o3_1280.jpg)

Lanying: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/637b159c65da02facd2a46d1f4df2739/tumblr_o9nrpymSc11vo8hj2o8_1280.jpg)

Mengyao and Lanying: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/c3bb32486085396b7d144e8165f9188d/tumblr_obocjb1yUU1r98h03o1_1280.png)

Jace: (http://65.media.tumblr.com/54237064f70195e04a29b966e6fd3d7c/tumblr_obocjb1yUU1r98h03o5_1280.png)

Also Jace: (http://66.media.tumblr.com/057250db160ad759677c232b94863de4/tumblr_ocu91fPgqs1r98h03o6_r1_1280.jpg)

Agni regarding Jace: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/03ad0363fd395ae88afce0be056d8e62/tumblr_oc0ufsuvAM1r98h03o7_1280.jpg)

James: (http://66.media.tumblr.com/1147696e3e0cb8b510a25c3c903f81a6/tumblr_obnj2mNxwp1r98h03o3_r1_500.png)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on September 16, 2016, 09:55:20 AM
The first Jace one is honestly too relatable.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on September 16, 2016, 09:58:28 AM
Mine is the first Alouicious one.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on September 29, 2016, 10:25:49 AM
Horace: She has never liked me...*sighs* But someday I'm gonna write a book about this place. Mm-hm, a real smackarooney.

~

Madame Guillotine: *vomiting, she is drunk,*
Horace: Careful now, don't wanna get any on that snappy suit!
Madame Guillotine: ...Don't you have better things to do than mince around and gawk??
Horace: About a million, but Santa Muerte was scared to come in here so I took time out of my busy mincing schedule to tell you you have a phone call.
Madame Guillotine: *gasp!!* Is it Claudia?
Horace: I am sure I don't know.
Madame Guillotine: Do you know you're a little bitch?
Horace: Will you remember this conversation?
Madame Guillotine: ....Probably not, no.
Horace: Well then, f*** off.

~

Horace: Voila!
MG: No. I am not sharing a room with you!
Horace: No, I'm sharing it with you, and it's the last one in the hotel. No view, but it's got two queens.
MG: Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?
Horace: Oh - You know what???

~

Horace: *in a dress* Well, we just lost the target!
MG:...First of all, if that's my thousand-dollar queen garb, I will have your guts for garters,
Horace: *under his breathe* You need some garters..

~

Horace: Wow, really? My momma told me how much she loved me all the time.
MG: Exactly. Look how you turned out.

~

MG: We don't have the resources to run on this scale anymore! Especially since this one had to go and literally lose his head.
Horace: Yep, that's me, Mister Selfish.

~

Horace: That's not helping.
Purgatory: Well, neither are you, so -
Horace: To reiterate, my hEAD IS GONE.
Purgatory: ...Well! Join a support group!
MG: For who? Undead gay Irishmen spies???

~

MG: Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap!
Horace: Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams...

~

MG: Well I'd be lying if I said I cared.
Santa Muerte: Madame! Horace has his head back! He can use his mouth to talk again!
Horace: La la la!
MG: You mean mince?
Horace: You know what??

~

Santa Muerte: Well, I'm not going, and it's clear you won't let Horace go...
MG: To the Vatican? You think all those Catholic priests wouldn't peg him as...*glances at Purgatory* I-Irish?
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on September 29, 2016, 11:41:11 AM
Y O U N E E D S O M E G A R T E R S

Horace compilation best compilation
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on September 29, 2016, 01:18:11 PM
Hehe, yeah! Glad you liked the quotes!!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on October 01, 2016, 04:48:22 PM
Lilit: Those pants look great! And I'd bet they'd look even better on Alek's floor.
Alek: Are you hitting on Deryn for me?

Alek: Volger, you were right, you were right about everything.
Volger: I know, Alek, but I need you to be more specific.

Alek: We need to talk.
Lilit: That has never been true.

Tesla: Prince Aleksandar! I've read all about you!
Alek: All good things, I hope!
Tesla: Well... They were American Newspapers.
Alek: Oh. Just horrible, horrible things, then.

Eddie Malone: Ah, Your Majesty Prince Aleksandar Ferdinand!
Alek: *gasps* How did you almost know my name?
Malone: I have approximate knowledge of many things.

Alek: (http://67.media.tumblr.com/18ac86b8a00957ab0bbcb7341b1c0cab/tumblr_o9nrpymSc11vo8hj2o5_1280.jpg)

Deryn: (http://66.media.tumblr.com/e23db1ce10aeec8277e29d50cccb6909/tumblr_o9qnxzQg4b1qjg1tuo5_1280.png)

Literally anyone idk: (http://65.media.tumblr.com/0d4ffc493b7651c4038db40180c9212d/tumblr_obrd75SMGo1r98h03o6_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on October 09, 2016, 11:52:48 AM
Mother Song: So, kids, how was your last day at school?
James: At prayer group we put our crosses into our bodies.
Enric: I told everybody to get f@%ked.
Mother Song: Enric!
Father Song: Where??
Enric: And then I punched a guy.
James: Well, at least three of us are getting into Heaven
Mother Song: The possessed skank is right, Enric. We chose a religion -
Enric: Satanism IS a religion, mom, and I told you. My name is ECHO NOIR.
Father Song: Well, my name is hungry! Let's eat! Nomnomnomnomnomn
Mother Song: Elbows off the goddamn TABLE, Goran, I've been telling you this again and again and you nEVER LISTEN -
Father Song: You know, Dema, it's comments like those that've been slowly turning me gay all these years

~

James: She's doing her kegels.
Alouicious: Her kegels?? *slaps Ria* Stop it!

~

Madame Guillotine/The whole cast of RESET: Don't joke about murder I was murdered once and it offends me

~

Teacher: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
Alouicious: Never lick the spoon!

~

Shiela: There's this dude wearing a black trenchcoat at this dance. I nodded at him and he nodded back so I'm pretty safe for when he shoots up the place.
James: This chick just nodded at me and I think it's because I wore my trenchcoat.

~

Asa: Forgive and forget??? Haha no resent and remember

~

Enric/Six: I am so small and bitter I'm like a human espresso.

~

James: I'm not even having a bad week my life just sucks in general

~

Sheila: *breaks the law*
Sheila: *duct tapes it back together*

~

James: Mentally ill??? No I'm mentally SICK
James: My brain does sweet kick flips while wearing cool shades and I also cry a lot

~

Sheila: Are you in love with me? No? *slides u a chocolate pudding* How about now?

~

Alouicious: I love being dramatic and half naked

~

James/Six: You're leaving the strawberry tops on,,,might as well be eating a banana peel,,,
Chante/Eight: Actually, James(/Six), a recent study says that strawberry tops are really nutritious! And so are banana peels!
James/Six: n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bouta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

~

Hope you all like these!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on October 09, 2016, 01:37:21 PM
I don't even know how to respond to the first one, I don't fully understand the kegels one though it makes me laugh, the Shiela and James one is just really witty and the last one is my fave.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on October 09, 2016, 01:43:12 PM
Omg I love the first one
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on October 09, 2016, 02:01:56 PM
Asa: That's it! You've made me mildly unhappy! NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN SO NOT-PASSIVE!

Lanying: *Punches through wall* Sup.
Agni: WHAT. EVEN. ARE. YOU?!?
Lanying: Some say my mother was a freight train, others say I'm a Godzilla monster too strong for the series canon, the internet commenters say that I was suckled on the teats of chemtrail loaded fighter jets. All I know is these shoes are killing me.

Abigail: Hey Chante what you doing?
Chante: I'm dealing with-
Abigail: *Coughing*
Chante: Dealing with-
Abigail: *Awful coughing*
Chante: ...Dealing-
Abigail: *COUGHING*
Chante: Please just die.

Chante: Sheila!
Ria: Sheila!
Alouicious: Sheeiiillaaaaaaa! <3
James: S-Sheila.
Enric: Sheila.
River: Sheila! :]
Abigail: *HACKCOUGHBLOODCOUGHGASP*
Sheila: Are you okay?
Abigail: Nope. Dying forever.

Reed: Now I know what you're thinking, "Oh he's wearing pink, that's a stupid color how did he beat me?" Well first of all your face is a stupid color and pink just f*****d you up.

Shad: Father, I want you to make me stronger.
Logan: Um, listen son, have you heard of the Worf Effect?
Shad: What does sailing have to do with this
Logan: It's where a character is super strong but they always lose fights so the audience can see how strong the bad guy is.
Shad: I don't understand, why are we talking about Muriel?
Logan: Ahaha! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Logan: Okay just for that I'll make you stronger.




Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on October 14, 2016, 10:14:21 AM
Enric and The Songs Playing 'Human Fall Flat', A Game In Which You Play As A Literal White Blob (Note that I'm not racist and the folks who originally stated this were 100% joking - The Game Grumps are pretty rad)

Enric: God DAMMIT!!! I hate white people!
James: Enric, you are a white people. We are all white people.
Enric: Good! Kill all whites! Kill All Whites Hashtag!
James: OH my God, uh, no! Uh, let's just, turn this game off! We'll finish the level some other time!
Sheila, A Non White Person: *stands to leave*
James: No, don't! He means laundry whites!
Enric: No, I specifically mean people!
James: DAMMIT, Enric!

~

Purgatory: I want world peace but there are people I want to kill first.

~

Alouicious: Are you okay?
Ria: You look tired.
Enric: You look upset.
Sheila: ..You look confused.
Asa: Are you mad at me
Abigail: Are you sick?
James: iT'S MY FACE

~

Kirby: Oh no. I have dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up.

~

Sheila: Everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay~
Abigail: Even the boys?
Asa: Everyone has that one brah that makes everything okay.

~

Sheila: *appears in line of sight*
James: There she is. My favorite human has arrived. She is cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet her in a matter indicative of my appreciation for her existence.
James: HeY N eRd,,
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on October 14, 2016, 10:37:19 AM
While all of these are the greatest things I've ever witnessed, the last is literally my entire relationship with Clare. And the second one is just the greatest thing I've ever heard.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on October 30, 2016, 10:46:14 PM
Six: The only way he could pleasure me is if he set himself on fire and let me watch.

Alouicious: I was at that stage of drunk where making out with everyone just seemed appropriate, like as a greeting.
Cabwell: I hear ya.

Pixie: I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.

Michael: Just try not to burn your pubes with red white and blue sparklers this 4th of July.
Muriel: No promises.

James/Lifen: Stop watching porn on my work computer.
Alouicious/Lanfen: STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.

Alouicious: Your wingman ability is causing serious doubt.
Muriel: Okay first things first it's easier if you're actually here.

Eight: You got Broadway Drunk dude.
Two: What was it? Wicked? Phantom of the Opera?
Eight: You were singing "Music of the Night" As we dragged you into the taxi.

Lucas Baudin: You were so drunk you made a 14 page powerpoint on why Santa would beat Peter Pan in a fight, and I must say you were very persuasive.

Lanying: I should come with a disclaimer that says "Bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
Agni: Or maybe "Warning, picks fights when bored"

Noelle: Our relationship is perfect, 90% threatening to punch him in the dick, 10% actual dickpunching.

Providence: I have a surprise for you kids!
Michael: What is it?
Providence: A MOTHER F*****G SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS

Lanfen: What color are my eyes?
Agni: 34C?

Enric: You came downstairs saying that you were now dressed to impress.
Alouicious: What was I wearing?
Enric: Nothing.

Lanying: Can we be in one of those weird relationships where you carry me everywhere?

Peter: Baked goods and boobs, I have simple needs.

EVERYONE in the Mermaid RP:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f2/a5/21/f2a521a3b45b7867083958f9f65851d7.jpg)

Alouicious + James:
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/eb902ae8c49ef117c9ee0fa7ec256ccd/tumblr_mnjh9o1nAV1rxghkqo1_500.png)

Lord Wen: *looks at his children* Where the hell did all these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame caves for saint Patricks day.

Lanying: Yeah I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.

Agni: Just to clarify, I'm coming over for tacos not a threesome.

Muriel: Al, while I am glad we met personally, I feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing.

Eight: OkAy So I jUsT took RITALIn with CoffEE so if ANYONE want to know what number sounds like I've got you

Lanying: I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded.
Jace: Good GOd how horrifying.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 02, 2016, 10:50:12 AM
THE AGNI ONE. THE EIGHT ONE WITH THE /NUMBERS/ HOW FITTING. THESE ARE ALL PERFECT BUT OH MY GODDDD THESE ARE TOO GOOD XD

Also I pretty much had verbatim the Loki conversation today with people in my study hall -.-
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 02, 2016, 10:54:28 AM
Which Agni one. I JUST NOTICED THAT NUMBERS WERE FITTING THAT WAS COINCIDENCE. I'm glad you like them ;D

We've all had the Loki conversation
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 02, 2016, 10:58:08 AM
You know which one >;3

I need to show this to the people I was having the conversation with. They'll think I'm some sort of meme god who can find a fitting meme for anything they say to me which is tru tho
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: ChaoticRhymer on November 02, 2016, 11:07:11 AM
The Loki conversation?
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 02, 2016, 11:10:05 AM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/eb902ae8c49ef117c9ee0fa7ec256ccd/tumblr_mnjh9o1nAV1rxghkqo1_500.png)

From Besly's post :P
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 02, 2016, 11:23:16 AM
I ACTUALLY CAN'T TELL CAUSE I LIKE TO THINK ALL 3 ARE EQUALLY FUNNY SO I'M JUST GONNA WINK BACK >;3
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 02, 2016, 11:50:42 AM
I meant like. The third one. Which is why it was a number 3 with a winky face. Double entendre. (Actually, triple entendre. 3 entendre. ;3)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 02, 2016, 12:12:03 PM
I think it was actually a quadruple entendre omg
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 02, 2016, 12:16:31 PM
It probably is but I wanted to include the 3 entendre. Which is actually what added the extra entendre. It's a p a r a do x :0
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 02, 2016, 12:17:01 PM
INFINITE LOOP.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 02, 2016, 12:26:48 PM
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr02/22/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-11171-1390414625-5.gif
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 02, 2016, 12:31:24 PM
noooooo I thought that said agnigif for a second
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 02, 2016, 12:33:58 PM
This is what came up when I searched agnigif:
http://67.media.tumblr.com/5adfb08da1c970fa53d1ea20ae51b08c/tumblr_mfjt6c0qAd1rh9rfqo1_500.gif
I don't know how to even respond to that

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 02, 2016, 12:49:30 PM
That's a guy called Agni from Black Butler
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 02, 2016, 01:07:24 PM
Is he a butler
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 02, 2016, 01:21:35 PM
I honestly don't remember who he is
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 02, 2016, 01:24:55 PM
That's a guy called Agni from Black Butler
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 02, 2016, 01:29:22 PM
Well yeah other than that. Also I think he likes spicy food
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 02, 2016, 01:31:56 PM
Like tacos apparently.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 02, 2016, 10:40:03 PM
Lol I know he's from Black Butler I just. Ok confused about the context of that gif :o

WAIT BESLY DID YOU BASE AGNI ON AGNI. BECAUSE THAT WPULD MAKE A LOT OF SENSE
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 02, 2016, 11:49:32 PM
 ::) how so?
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 03, 2016, 12:23:30 AM
SO YOU DID :000 K N E W  E T
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 03, 2016, 12:31:21 AM
No :P I wish I was clever enough to pull off a long bluff like that but I've never actually seen Black Butler. Don't plan to either.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 03, 2016, 12:38:08 AM
But Agni and Angi are weirdly similar :o That is one weird coincidence. The pattern spiders are messing with us.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 03, 2016, 12:39:47 AM
::) how so?

how are they similar
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 03, 2016, 12:42:34 AM
Like. They both are super powerful humans that aren't quite superhuman, they're just really awesome humans, that are servants to someone more powerful than them who also happens to be insufferable and energetically, and idk they're both badass n stuff
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 03, 2016, 12:44:18 AM
That is absurdly ridiculous. Pattern Spiders are lazy bastards.
"Dude didn't we already use this destiny?"
"Shut up Kevin"
"In the same situation?"
"Shut up Kevin"
"With the same nam-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP KEVIN"
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 03, 2016, 12:46:28 AM
Those lazy bastards

This fits in perfectly with the Exalted multiverse theory we were talking about tho :o
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 03, 2016, 12:53:38 AM
lil shits I tells ya.

Yeeeees plus demon butlers are canon so.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 03, 2016, 12:55:07 AM
DEMON BUTLERS ARE CANON?! Tell me moar
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 03, 2016, 01:01:52 AM
o_o ok. Didn't you know? I'll talk about in the Exalted text wall thread tho so I don't clog this one up

Also:

2: I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO KICK ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT I also hope the birth of your niece goes well BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT

1: Suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 03, 2016, 01:58:40 AM
...what?
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 03, 2016, 09:18:05 AM
2 and 1, from RESET. Jus tryna get bak on topyc

Speaking of: here's a couple from a Miraculous Ladybug text blog

Van: Do you dance? Asking for a "friend".
Agni: Why?
Van: Dance team wants to know if you're interested maybe possibly
Van: Something about you looking good in spandex
Agni: Can't say I disagree, but who's the club captain?
Van: Lanying
Agni: I have never danced a day in my life

Lanfen: Dear sister
Lanfen: Why do you hurt me so
Lifen: What
Lifen: Literally every time you text me
Lifen: You are confusing
Lifen: Also where are you? We're supposed to be on patrol
Lanfen: I can't be seen with you.
Lanfen: Your boots don't match your mask
Lanfen: You can't see me but I'm crying
Lifen: I hate you
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 03, 2016, 09:34:23 AM
Oh, nice XD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on November 09, 2016, 10:46:40 AM
Horace: Poor Kisin...
Mephistopheles: Kisin? You mean the guy Purgatory destroyed during his Death raid? You know he was like a, a massive misogynist racist, right?
Horace: What? No, he seemed f -
Mephistopheles: Yeah, he also owned like, a kitten fighting ring.
Horace: Is that...what I think it is?
Mephistopheles: Only if you're thinking about a grown man stepping into a ring with a kitten and pummeling it for twelve minutes.
Horace: Oh, well! Screw that guy!
Mephistopheles: Yeah, in his defense it was super entertaining but yeah, total ass.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 09, 2016, 10:48:54 AM
A kitten fighting ring.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on November 09, 2016, 11:53:44 AM
Yep!

James: My personality consists of screaming in pain and screaming in rage. Sometimes, I scream in Pained Rage

~

Six: *accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*

~

Mephistopheles: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

~

Enric: I keep getting angrier and angrier every day I'm either becoming an adult or the Incredible Hulk

~

Abigail: I am a walking 404 error

~

James: Why is Abi on the counter?
Alouicious: She likes to be tall.

Or

Four: Why is Six on the counter?
Eight: She likes to be tall.

~

Enric: Okay, I lied - I don't have a license to kill. But I have my learners permit! As soon as my mom gets here you're toast

~

Mephistopheles: In a way, aren't we all responsible for my actions,

~

James: I feel witchcraft upon me.

~

Mephistopheles: Where people like you see a problem I see an opportunity to create worse problems

~

Six: Shut up police officer you're like 12

~

Mephistopheles: If there's anything I've learned from this - And believe me, I've been trying not to learn anything - It's that I can do anything I want, ever.

~

Alouicious: Rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 09, 2016, 12:01:15 PM
Mephistopheles: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

I will never forget this sentence.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on November 09, 2016, 12:20:14 PM
True!

Mephistopheles: The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to Hell and I sure as sh!t ain't climbing no stairs
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 09, 2016, 12:27:38 PM
Eminently understandable
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on November 09, 2016, 01:51:29 PM
Yes, very relatable!

Alouicious: Sometimes I think that I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am

~

Purgatory: If you can't handle me at my worst, I've got some bad news for ya pal. This is me at my best. It doesn't get better and death comes for us all

~

Six: OH, YEAH, I WISH I WAS TALLER
Six: *sinking into her chair* I WISH ALL MY FRIENDS WEREN'T 6'4"

~

James: Constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 09, 2016, 01:58:15 PM
The James one is too relatable
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 09, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
James [on the phone to Al]: Dude tell me what to say to Sheila!
Alouicious: Ok; You are the prettiest, funniest, smartest girl in the 6th grade. I know you're only 11 but I can't stop thinking about you. I've loved talking to you online, I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend.
James: Okay I guess-
Alouicious: What's that officer? Oh don't worry it's fine! I'm talking to a little boy!

Lanying: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?!
Agni: I do not.
Lanying: You do it all the time! And do you know what I end up with? Wet dreams.
Agni: Y-
Lanying: Yes I realized as soon as I said it let it go.

Fletcher: Every beautiful woman deserves flowers *Whips out cauliflower*

Lord Wen: Knock it off Lihua you don't know anyone at this party
Lihua: Sure I do! *Waves* Hi Li!
Li: *Waves back*
Lord Wen: Huh
Lihua [to camera]: I'm just lucky only one guy waved back.

Chante: Where I come from there is a saying that means "Love is just around the corner". I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.

Mama Song: In my culture men take pride in hard work!
Mr Song: That's why I hire men from your culture.
Mama Song: Haha you're too funny. I'll tell that one to my next husband while we spend all your money.

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 19, 2016, 01:15:39 AM
[I'm not sorry]

Agni: *Shoves past Jace* Out of my way nerd
Jace: Did you just call me a nerd, geek?
Agni: *Glares at Jace*
Jace: *Glares at Agni*
Jace: YES I AM A NERD
Bookworm, I'm studious
From my sahasrara to my gluteus
Back in Kindergarten
I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I'm no thaumaturge-
Oh wait, I am!
When I pour my Alpha-bits
I get nothing but straight A's!
My retainer and headgear connect
To a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector!
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape 'em together
Run back to Lanying
and do hard work that she'll never see
You're a slave
That means you're just a servant wannabe!

Agni: That's right, I'm a slave!
But I've got brains and a personality
I wear my longsword sincerely
And my tunics ironically
There're some things you can't learn in a class
Or else I'd sign you up for "Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast"
You're just so early 1013
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing!
I memorized how to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux
Too bad I know no way to neutralize your B.O!
While you're lost in acupuncture letting your fingernails grow long
I'll be juggling dates with Lanfen, Lifen, Lanying and yOUR MOM

Jace: Sure, grooming's not my thing
But I don't care
I look so good in four foot braids
That it's not Renaissance Faire!

Agni: Doesn't LARP stand for loser and reject party?
I'd rather do gateway with hotties
Than play fake army
I tried thaumaturgy once
And I died... of boredom
But this fine ass'd assassin will kick yours post mortem!
Mario Party's the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim
An endless quest of Solitude

Jace: Ooo, you're such an Angry Bird
You're not a gamer 'cause you battle your friends with words!
Your people worship icons
I execute commands
Do you really need a "genius" to teach you how to hold hands?

Agni: I've crashlanded burning ornithopters!
And took in orphans when I was 12 'cause I'm an early adopter
I can wear Chiaroscuro Glass without looking like a dweeb
Okay, maybe not, but I can knit wool socks and make tea from just the leaves

Jace: Your people sacrifice rams before a ship leaves dock?
I keep an actual ram in my house! [His name is Spock]

Agni: You're too small!
Your face is birth control
I troll  Dragon Blooded
You look like an actual troll!

Jace: I'm 100% fluent in Old Realm Glyphs
Casu dani merai [that means you can go suck on a di-]

Agni: Hold on a second
Let me display this manuscript I made
That illustrates the fact you'll never ever procreate

Jace: I just haven't met a woman of a high enough caliber!
The only dates you have are on your sa-sa-sacrificial calendar!

Agni: You're losing this battle!
Your doe eyes won't help
In the future you'll randomly access this memory
AND CRAP YOURSELF!

Jace: You know-

Both: You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain!
Both:...
Agni: o_o
Jace: o_o
Lanying: Now kiss.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on November 19, 2016, 12:13:59 PM
That's amazing!!!!! Ha!!!

I've been listening to some Hamilton, recently - And I've been putting aside evening time to make this for the past three days!!

So, without any further ado, and with reassurances I'm not trying to steal any thunder, I present Cabbieverse: The Musical's Second Production, featuring members of the Death Council and other Cabbieverse areas as they put on a modified version of:

The Room Where It Happens! (Starring Muerte as Hamilton and Meph as Burr - The number would take place a bit before Meph became part of the Council!)

Meph: Ah, Madame Santa Muerte.

Santa Muerte: My dear Meph, sir.

Meph: Didja hear the news about good old Antoinette?

Santa Muerte: No?

Meph: You know the Ambassador of Murder title?

Santa Muerte: Yeah?

Meph: It's been given to her. Marie's legacy seems secure!

Santa Muerte: Sure.

Meph: And all she had to do was die..

Santa Muerte: Thatís a lot less work..

Meph: I oughta give it a try.

Santa Muerte: Heh...

Meph: Now howíre you gonna get your death plan through?

Santa Muerte: I guess Iím gonna finíly have to listen to you

Meph: ..Really?

Santa Muerte: ďTalk less, smile more..Ē

Meph: Heh -

Santa Muerte: Do whatever it takes to get my plan on the Council floor!

Meph: Now, The Horseman and Purgatory are merciless.

Santa Muerte: Well, hate the sin, love the sinners!

Horace: Oh, Muerte!

Santa Muerte: Iím sorry Meph, Iíve gotta go

Meph: But -!

Santa Muerte: Decisions are happening over dinner~

Meph: Two Council legends and a rookie chick walk into a room..

Meph and Ensemble: Diametricíly opposed - Foes!

Meph: They emerge with a compromise, having opened doors that were

Meph and Ensemble: Previously closed!

Council: Bros!!

Meph: The rookie chick emerges with unprecedented supernatural power
And a plane that she can shape however he wants
The Council legends emerge with their own territories in those planes.
And hereís the piŤce de rťsistance:

Meph: No one else was in
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened.
No one else was in
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened!

No one really knows how the game is played,
The art of the trade,
How the sausage gets made,
We just assume that it happens...
But no one else is in
The room where it happens.

Meph and Company: Purgy claims!

Purgatory: Santa Muerte was on Providence's doorstep one day
In distress Ďn disarray

Meph and Company: Purgy claims:

Purgatory: Santa Muerte said:

Santa Muerte: Iíve nowhere else to turn!

Purgatory: And basicíly begged me to join the fray~

Meph and Company: Purgy claims!

Purgatory: I approached my boyfriend and said
ďI know you fear her, but letís hear what she has to say.Ē

Meph and Company: Purgy claims!

Purgatory: Well, I arranged the meeting.
I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating!

Meph: But!!
No one else was in

Meph and Company: The room where it happened!
The room where it happened!
The room where it happened!

Meph: No one else was in!!

Meph and Company: The room where it happened,
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened!

Meph: No one really knows how the
Parties get to yesssss,
The pieces that are sacrificed in
Evíry game of chesssss,
We just assume that it happens,
But no one else is in
The room where it happens!

Meph and Company: Meanwhile!

Meph: Horace here is grappling with the fact
that not evíry issue can be settled by committee!

Company: Meanwhile

Meph: Congress is fighting over who should get what in the planesó

(Company screams in chaos)

Meph:...It isnít pretty.
Then Purgatory approaches with a dinner and invite
And Horace then responds with his Irishman insight:

Horace: Maybe we can solve one problem with another
and win a victory for us boy monsters, in other words

Purgatory: Oh-ho~

Horace: A quid pro quo!

Purgatory: I suppose...

Horace: Wouldnít you like to work a little closer to home?

Purgatory: Actually, I would.

Horace: Well, I propose some of Muerte's grassland.

Purgatory: And youíll provide her with our notes?

Horace: Yes, so let's see how this goes.

Purgatory: Letís go~

Meph: No!

Council:
- One else was in
The room where it happened!

Meph and Council:
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened!
No one else was in
The room where it happened!
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened!

Meph: My Gods!

Meph and Company:
In Prov' we trust,
But weíll never really know what got discussed -
Click-boom then it happened!

Meph: ..And no one else was in the room where it happened!

Company:
La Dama De Santa Muerte!

Meph: What did they say to you to get you
to give to them the greatest things you owned?

Company:
La Dama De Santa Muerte!

Meph: Did Providence know about the dinner?
Was there divine and fine pressure to deliver?

Company:
La Dama De Santa Muerte!

Meph: Or did you know, even then, it doesnít matter
What they'd get out this deal?

Santa Muerte: 'Cause now I have their notes.
I'm in a better spot.

Meph:...You got more than you gave?

Santa Muerte: And I wanted what I got!
When you got bone in the game, you stay in the game!
But you donít get a win unless you play in the game,
Oh, you get love for it, you get hate for it
You get nothing if youÖ

Santa Muerte and Council: Wait for it, wait for it, wait!

Santa Muerte: Prov' help and forgive me
I wanna build
Something that is going to
Outlive me

Santa Muerte/Purgatory/Horace/Providence: What do you want, Meph?
What do you want, Meph?

If you stand for nothing
Meph, then what do you fall for?

Meph:...I wanna be in
The room where it happens,
The room where it happens..
I wanna be in
The room where it happens.
The room where it happens.

Meph:                                         Company:
I!                                               I wanna be in
                                                 The room where it happens!
Wanna be                                   The room where it happens!
In the room where it happens       The room where it happens!!!

I!!                                             I wanna be in the room
                                                Where it happens!
I wanna be in the roomÖ            The room where it happens!!
Ohhhhh                                     The room where it happens!!!
Ohhhhhhhh!                               I wanna be in
                                                The room where it happens!
I wanna be,                               The room where it happens!
I wanna be,                               The room where it happens!!

Iíve got to be..                          I wanna be in
Iíve got to be...                         The room where it happens!
In that room                             The room where it happens!
In that big olí room                    The room where it happens!!

Company: The art of the compromiseó

Meph: Hold your nose and close your eyes..

Company: We want our councilmen to save the dayó

Meph: But we donít get a say in what they trade away!!

Company: We dream of a brand new startó

Meph: But we dream in the dark for the most part!!

Meph and Council: Dark as the tomb where it happens!!

Meph:
Iíve got to be in                              Company:
The roomÖ                                    The room where it happens..

Iíve got to be...
                                                    The room where it happens...
Iíve got to be...
                                                    The room where it happens....
Oh, Iíve got to be in
The room where it happensÖ           The room where it happens!
Iíve got to be, Iíve gotta be,            The room where it happens!
Iíve gotta beÖ
In the room!                                   I wanna be in the room!!
                                                     Where it happens!
Click-boom!!                                   Click-boom!!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 19, 2016, 12:26:58 PM
G I V E M E B A C K M Y T H U N D E R
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 22, 2016, 05:16:34 PM
4: How did you make tears so fast?
5: They're always there, lying in wait because I feel so deeply.

Lanfen: I'm older!
Lanying: I'm younger!
Lanfen: I'm taller!
Lanying: I'm shorter!
Lanfen: I'm smarter!
Lanying: I'm-!
Lanying: Not falling for that.

Ada: I think I'm hallucinating because I swear I heard your biceps mocking me
Biff: No that's possible, my biceps mock a lot of people.

Michael: I've made a curse to help us in battle!
Muerte: What does it do?
Michael: It picks up demons and sends them somewhere else! I'm not sure where I think it's Salem.
*MEANWHILE IN SALEM*
Songs: *Screaming and dodging demon rain*

Ria: Why don't you tell her the truth? You're just not that interested in her.
James: BECAUSE THE TRUTH DOESN'T WORK ON CRAZY PEOPLE

Eight: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.

Two: Alright I'm out!
Four: Bitch...
Six: exCUSE ME?
Four: No not you the other bitch.
Four: That came out wrong.

Biff: You're only young once but you can be immature forever!

Van: You love money don't you?
Agni: Of course I don't!
Van: Oh, well I thought-
Agni: I just say that to get it into bed.

Two: Excuse me who made you the boss of this group?
Four: You did. You said "One should be the boss of us". Then you held a vote, it was unanimous, then you made her a plaque and put sparkles on it.

Lanying: *Looks at four armed, eight foot tall, mouth-less guardian spirit with mosaic skin*
Lanying: *Looks at camera* talk about impossible body standards

Mengyao: Were you followed?
Agni: Yup, by a midget and a clown
Agni: They met the bearded lady at a coffee shop and we went our separate ways.

Biff: One day I got up and shot a devil in my pajamas!
Biff: How it got in my pajamas I shall never know.

Lifen: Have you seen a sorcerer named Changming around here? White hair, violet eyes-
Villager: Oh yes. He made a mess of the scorpion fountain.
Lifen: It looks fine to m-
Villager: iT USED TO BE WATER

Logan: Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. The lab boys tell me that if you make eye contact with your past self it'll destroy all time, forwards and backwards. So do the continuum a favor and let that handsome devil go about his business.

Sheila: NOTICE ME SENPAI
James: Consider yourself noticed.

James: I was intimidated. I was terrified. I was aroused. All in one go good job you crazy bitch.

Agni: I was intimidated. I was terrified. I was aroused. All in one go good job you crazy bitch.

Fletcher: I was intimidated. I was terrified. I was aroused. All in one go good job you crazy bitch.

Lanying: I just don't get it! I hug a lot, I can burp the alphabet, I have scratch and sniff clothing, why does every boy leave me?
Lanfen: Well what's your opener? Look pretend I'm a boy. TESTOSTEROOOOONE.
Lanying: *DEEEEP BREATH* HI I'M LANYING! I'M 17! I OWN SLAVES! MY MUM KILLS PEOPLE CAUSE THE STARS SAY SO! WANNA GET MARRIED?!

*James has been CLONED*
James 1: Stab him he's the imposter!
Enric: *Stabs James 1* THE REAL JAMES WOULD NEVER GIVE UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO DIE

Lanying: What's a mob to a queen?
Agni: Historically? Fatal.

Lifen: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Jace: What if it bites itself and I die?
Lifen: That's voodoo
Van: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Lifen: That's correlation not causation.
Agni: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Lanying: That's kinky

Bingweng: All set boss
Lord Wen: Actually Lihua is the boss. I just pay for everything, plan everything and make everyone look cooler.

Lanying to Menyao: I WILL NOT BE INSULTED BY SOME OAF WITH NO DEPTH PERCEPTION OR SHIRT

Jace: No more making fun of me when I use outdated cultural references. Are we cowabunga on this?

Lifen: I know you're not that into my sister but she's crushing on you big time.
Agni: Yeah I know it's really awkward.
Lifen: I know it's a rough ask but could you take her out and dissuade her without rejecting her?
Agni: Wait... are you asking me to show your sister, a mediocre time?
Lifen: I know it's weird-
Agni: No this is the mission I was BORN for!
Lifen: I figured you could handle it.
Agni: One of my average high school dates coming right up!
Lifen: Let's not overdo it!

Li: You disgust me! How do you get to sleep at night!?
Lanying: On silk sheets, rolling around in money.

Li: These are the rules, so listen carefully.
Li: No lying, no cheating, no smoking, no drinking, no sex, no drugs, no gambling, no matches-
Lanying: No shit
Li: -no swearing,

Four: If you need anything just ask
Four: someone else.

Providence: Here are the test results Meph, it says you're a horrible person. Says it right here. We weren't even testing for that.

Mengyao: What's the point of doing 10'000 push ups a day if you do them alone?
Mengyao: I'd rather do 5000 a day with a lovely woman
Mengyao: -sitting on my back to increase resistance.


Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on December 01, 2016, 08:03:07 AM
Ha! Those are awesome!!!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on December 01, 2016, 08:10:28 AM
Enric:
Enric: How did I get stuck in this tree, you ask?
Enric: i just do things i don't explain them.

~

Alouicious: I only want to know things that are about me, that's what separates me from you, i assume, i'm not interested in knowing things about you

~

Eight: some say the moon is a harsh mistress, when in actuality it is a large round rock that can be found in the night sky

~

Alouicious: i know absolutely nothing about anything and i refuse to learn about anything but at the end of the day my opinion matters more than most

~

Vestige: November 31st, or Halloween 2 as it was known, was removed from the calendar after i used time travel to abuse the trick or treat system

~

Noelle: No need to thank me, just giving me all of your riches and treasures is enough.

~

Alouicious: You're thinking of growing your hair out? That's cool - My hair grows on its own, no thinking required on my part.

~

Mephistopheles: The simple act of hailing Satan will lead to great reward in Heaven.

~

Alouicious: if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on December 01, 2016, 09:42:55 AM
Where do you even get these they're so good o_o

Six: Youíre like this giant jackass piŮata, begging for somebody to beat the candy out of you.

Sheila: I donít skip.
James: You skip.
Sheila: Itís the safest way to travel!

Lanying: *GASP* LOOK LI. I'M MELTING BUTTER IN A PAN. JUST LIKE A POOR PERSON! 8D
Li: Congratulations Lanying. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

Rasopel:   You know, youíve got to stop sending me these mixed messages.
Kirby:   "I donít like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages.

Shad:   I just found out my dad isn't really my dad.
Claudia:   Your dad the skeleton?
Shad:   [nods]
Claudia:   ...
Claudia:   That must have been quite a shock.

Agni:   Jace, I'm not going to discuss my home life with you. We're not friends. We're not family. You're not my husband.
Jace:   That's hurtful. I thought we had a special bond. I was your secret santa last year.
Agni:   And I already thanked you for the "Who Farted?" baseball cap.
Jace:   But you never wear it.

Agni: Jace!
Jace: Oh no, Jace in B flat, you're disappointed.


Two: When youíre handsome, nobody ever tells you the truth. For years, I thought I spoke excellent French.

Newkirk: It doesnít make you gay if you think Dylan's hot. We all think heís hot.

Mother Song: My hopes were shattered years ago.
James: How many years?
Mother Song: How old are you?

Lanying: Honey it's really muggy out today
Agni: If I go outside and find all of our mugs on the front lawn I'm leaving you.
Lanying: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

Lihua: I've always known that I loved you, but just this year I've realized how much I love being married to you. Thank you for saying yes.
Lord Wen: Thanks for asking until I did.

Alek: Wow, I think I'd have really gotten along well with young Volger
Volger: That's why I've changed everything about myself since then.

Rasopel: What's your number
Kirby: *Visibly texting* I don't have a phone.

Hawkmoth: Rakes! My arch enemy.
Ladybug: I thought I was your arch enemy?
Hawkmoth: I have a life outside of you Ladybug.

Agni: Lanying! You look happy.
Lord Wen: And a good thing for you that she does.
Agni: Is this the part where you tell me you'd murder me if I hurt her?
Lord Wen: God no, she'd murder you if you hurt her.


Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on February 26, 2017, 10:37:16 PM
Lanfen: WELL GREAT YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS, YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND.

Nine: We told you to get more firewood and you came back with a log that was on fire. Not drunk at all I'm sure.

Meiling: Sometimes I envy your badass scar, right up until the point where you have to tell someone how you got it.

Totally Not Lifen: A friend of mine saw Lifen in the shower. She said that Lifen had an eight pack. That Lifen was shredded.

Four: Seriously Iphone, stop autocorrecting all my f**ks into ducks, you're making my strongly worded texts all fluffy and adorable.

Two: Singing on the bus should be illegal.
One: Why?'
Two: There's like twelve white people sitting up the back and harmonizing to "Sugar we're going down"

Lanfen: My sister and I are watching 17 again and pregaming. And by pregaming I mean she's not drinking since she's 14 and I'm drinking alone on Valentines day.

Bingweng: Fear not young, black, female teenager minority group. It is I, the elderly white male voting demographic.

Agetha: At what point did you think you could throw knives safely
Fletcher: OF COURSE IT ISN'T SAFE I'M TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE

Lanying: The best thing about being short is hugging a guy and hearing his heart beating right next to your face so you know where to stab him if he hurts you

Kelsey: Life hack; dab to hide the tears.

Francis: Okay so when Venus stands naked in a shell she's "artwork" but when I do it I'm "banned from the aquarium". This is why we need meninism.

Wes: I am sensitive to the needs of others. You need to shut up.

Julia: Should I start with witchcraft or stabbings.

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on March 10, 2017, 03:46:56 AM
Enric: I hate it when people call their grandparents weird names instead of just grandma and grandpa like babushka or salami
Alouicious: I'm telling Grandpa Salami you were talking sh!t

~

Wes/James: Adults are always like 'if your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too' like buddy I'll jump off a bridge all by myself for fun I hate myself

~

Chante: Could you please put your crying child on vibrate

~

Alouicious: What do you say to your sister when she's crying? 'aRE YOU HAVING A CRISIS???'

~

Wes: Which is messier my life or my hair

~

Julia: Owen said 'hit the lights' and Wes punched the light switch and broke it

~

James: Are you gonna kiss me or am I gonna have to lie to my diary

~

Owen: Ah, yes, the trojan horse, or as I like to call it, 'murderous pinata'

~

James: Babe get ready for a night on the town, I just found this old Subway gift card and there's still $9.45 left on it

~

Wes: One day I'm gonna say 'fight me' and somebody's just gonna friggin' deck me.

~

Providence, Creating Muriel: I'll just make the cutest little angel ever
Providence: *accidentally knocks over the Chemical X*
Providence: Oh god
Providence: Uh
Providence, Furiously Grabbing Anything She Can and Throwing It In The Pot, Too: Maybe this'll help
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on April 27, 2017, 11:18:02 PM
Possibly my favorite thing about your posts on this thread is that somehow you consistently find quotes I've never heard before :D Murderous Pinata gives me life btw.

DRIL TWEETS:

Mengyao: if you have a problem with my mouth, iíll be swniging a sledgehammer in circles outdoors for the rest of my life, so come try do crap to me.

Claudia: Imagine.  A world where guns come out of the ground like plants.  And all the water is replaced by Bulletís.  This is Gun World.  Itís real

Providence: Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom.  Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge Ė Except Rap And Country

Lanying: (dismissing waitress handing me the check with a hand wave) no thank you. i dont believe in any of that

Agni: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.
Lanying: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station

Providence: AND the LORD did say, ĎLUCIFER, THOU ART A FUCKTRUMPETí, and Lucifer could not argue against, for the LORD was correct.

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on October 10, 2017, 02:34:40 PM
Francis: Does anyone know how I can sleep faster?
Julia: Read a book before bed. You'll make yourself drowsy and doze off.
Kelsey: I always found a cup o' warm milk helps me before bed!
Owen: Just get, like, REALLY tired. Like really tired, that should work
Wes: Get a knife
Wes: Stab yourself
Wes: Eternal sleep
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on October 10, 2017, 02:39:22 PM
Francis: What do you call it when a friend kills another friend?
Francis: Homiecide.
Julia: Murder.
Francis: Homiecide.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on October 10, 2017, 02:58:27 PM
(Sorry im just having way too much fun with the concept that Francis is the only one who thinks his jokes are funny)

Francis: Munch munch it's time for lunch
Yuudai: please, for once in your life, think before you speak
~
Wes: did you fall
Owen: I attacked the floor.
Julia: Backwards?
Owen: I'm freaking TALENTED!!
~
Kelsey: you need a hobby
Mindy: I have a hobby!!
Kelsey: finding random things and keeping them is not a hobby
~
Sebastian: do you ever get like....water hungry?
Yuudai: Thirsty?
Sebastian: Water hungry.
~
Mindy: I just wanna pause life for a few days...
Wes: I want to pause life forever
Francis: I think that's called dying
Wes: Well beggars can't be choosers
~
Julia: Guys I need help with this crossword. I need a six letter word for 'angry'
Owen: Wesley.
Julia: It fits.
~
Kelsey: Ohhhh this isnt good
Mindy: It's fine!
Francis: You're fine.
Kelsey: Neither of you even know what I'm talking about!!
~
Sebastian: I'm having a midlife crisis!
Yuudai: You're like, 17, aren't You?
Sebastian: I could very well die at 34!
~
Owen: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Julia: At the hands of your comrades?
Owen: An accident.
Wes: That's how I'll make it look.
~
Kelsey: I have an idea. It's very uncool.
Kelsey: It's not illegal, technically, but it's a jerk move.
Julia: I love it.
~
Yuudai: I can hear you glaring at me.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on October 10, 2017, 03:00:49 PM
I didn't say stop
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on October 11, 2017, 07:10:42 AM
Wes: (At his own wedding) Can I please stay in the car
~

Owen: Your honor, my client is innocent. Like, come on. For real. Come on, your honor. Seriously dude

~

Julia: Women aren't complicated you're just dumb

~

Sebastian: ....People my age are having children what the heck I am a children
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on October 11, 2017, 07:42:02 AM
I love all of these even though I don't know the characters XD
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: |ĸιrα| on October 11, 2017, 01:42:09 PM
Those...yeah. accurate. I love my children.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on October 13, 2017, 01:45:47 PM
Francis: Sorry if my aura isn't as bright as usual, I just found out that they stopped selling the scent of shampoo I like.
~

Wes: The last thing I want to encounter is an obstacle, much less a whole court of them,

~

Owen: My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off

~

Owen: I am often seized by the American need to have a pretty good time

~

Francis: my only crime is that I was down to clown

~

Francis: My friendships are mostly me apologizing for saying something hilarious.

~

Yuudai: I just heard Sebastian tell a dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on October 13, 2017, 01:49:07 PM

Francis: my only crime is that I was down to clown

This one reminds me of Walrus :P


Francis: My friendships are mostly me apologizing for saying something hilarious.

This one reminds me of...me, tbh
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on October 13, 2017, 03:01:06 PM
Oh man now I wanna do our RP characters as troubled birds
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 19, 2017, 12:31:20 AM
Wes: The last thing I want to encounter is an obstacle, much less a whole court of them,

Me. Always.

Gilgamesh: Donít be shy, baby. Ask me out.
Arturia Okay, get out.

Clare: How much for the horse tornado?
Sales person: Miss, that's a carousel.
Clare: I must have it.

Me: Panzer, I'm making a short film and I want you to play the role of my father.
Panzer: I don't want to be your father.
Me: Perfect, you already know your lines.

"You wouldnít believe my terms,
If ten million crest worms"-Zouken to Kariya

Clare: I love everyone on the forum.
Clare: Blue, Panzer...
Clare: *Looks at smudged writing on hand*
Clare: ...Beaky

Blitz: Goodbye, everyone, Iíll remember you all in therapy. 

Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on November 19, 2017, 02:07:01 AM
These are all accurate but the crest worms one killed me oh my god
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: |ĸιrα| on November 19, 2017, 06:34:10 AM
I do love Blue
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 19, 2017, 11:59:15 AM
Blue and?
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: |ĸιrα| on November 19, 2017, 02:08:46 PM
not you
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 21, 2017, 12:35:02 PM
D8
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: BlueberryDoughnut on November 22, 2017, 04:15:50 AM
I do love Blue

I love you too fren (insert heartmoji here)

Also, everything with Francis and Wes is hysterical and I love it.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on January 01, 2018, 05:01:04 PM
I wasn't sure whether to put this in this thread or Roleplay Pictures but I decided here because these are more sketches! Here's another way for me to celebrate Tapestry's re-awakening! (Warning for mild language in the first comic)

(https://i.imgur.com/wurGAS8.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/RjeZazy.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/7XQiR0W.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/9Qxvllz.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/OWbk51z.jpg)

I call this one 'Honestly This Is All Their Interactions Have Reminded Me Of'

(https://i.imgur.com/kQah9vU.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/LxdVhOz.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ASHNott.jpg)

I call this one 'Please Help This Boy He's From The 1910s'

(https://i.imgur.com/FdxZkgy.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/RCKt9gY.jpg)

And this one is 'Greek Yoga'

(https://i.imgur.com/Rr2jAAO.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/msSnZkq.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/GYmV9cj.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CrGZNRx.jpg)

I call this one 'i fEEL BAD THAT FRANCIS IS THE ONLY ROMAN KID I HOPE HE MAKES FRIENDS'
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 01, 2018, 05:38:42 PM
IíM WHEEZING and also in love with the way you draw Owenís hair. Itís so soft :O
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on January 01, 2018, 05:40:26 PM
I really regret not drawing Owen more!! He's so soft altogether, and adorable, and SUPER fun to doodle!!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 01, 2018, 05:44:37 PM
Youíre making me wanna draw your design of my character
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on January 01, 2018, 05:45:46 PM
Yes!!!! Draw Owen he's the greatest boy!!!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on January 01, 2018, 05:52:24 PM
AHHHHHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH???????? I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME MORE RPEES FOR U TO DRAW ART OF U BETTER DRAW ART OF THEM OK? OK. BRB. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on January 14, 2018, 03:01:49 PM
Owen: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life
Me: I know this, and I love you

~

Yuudai: What's wrong with the vehicle??
Owen: I cut the brakes!!
Francis: Owen oh my gods why would you do That?
Owen: WILD CARD, HECKERS!

~

Yuudai: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life
Everyone Else: That's not true, and I don't like you

~

Julia: I found Wes' Tinder profile. I don't think he's getting any matches because his bio thingy says "I hate this and I hate you. Leave me alone. MCR will get back together just you wait'

~

Seb: hey what do you want
Wes: I wanna frikkin die
Seb: same
Seb: Saaaaaaaaame

~

Kelsey: Mindy, Mindy there's a monster in the apartment. It keeps making this noise. Like EEEEEEEEEEE
Mindy:....that's a radiator, Kelsey.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 14, 2018, 03:06:41 PM
Owen bested the brakes in one-on-one combat
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on January 14, 2018, 03:07:45 PM
 WITH HIS MIGHTY BLADE HE STRUCK THEM DOWN!!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: |ĸιrα| on January 14, 2018, 03:13:27 PM
Is that second one from It's Always Sunny?
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on January 14, 2018, 03:17:09 PM
Yep!!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 14, 2018, 03:23:31 PM
I only knew it from a post about chaotic neutral characters ::)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Failanx on January 14, 2018, 03:38:24 PM
I want to see someone do a short funny drawing of Claudia. Maybe drunk. Who knows.

But the meme must live on
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: |ĸιrα| on January 14, 2018, 03:46:25 PM
Yep!!
Ugh what a good show. 10/10
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on February 07, 2018, 03:24:49 PM
Now that Tapestry is active again, I wanted to post these!

Yuudai:HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME
Seb: THATS MY O P I N I O N
Yuudai:
Mindy:

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Francis: How much money do you have?
Owen: Uhh 69 cents 
Francis: Oh! You know what that means!
Owen, Crying: I don't have enough money for chicken nugget

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Francis: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
Yuudai: They are my CROCS.

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Francis: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
Kelsey:
Kelsey: boots,

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Yuudai: and they were roommates.
Julia: oh my god they were roomates,

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Kelsey: and this is my new best friend Mindy,
Mindy, Having Entered The Gamer Mode: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYIN MINECRAFT

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Francis: I thought you were bae
Francis:
Francis:turns out you're just fam

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Yuudai: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
Yuudai: THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

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Someone: hey I'm lesbian
Kelsey: I thought you were American

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Yuudai: I'm gonna come out and say it
Owen: Say it!
Yuudai, Staring At Francis:
Yuudai: I don't care that you broke your ribcage 

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Julia: If you want to take the world, youíll have to go through me.
Mindy: And me.
Jean-Luc: Is this a joke? I will not be threatened by two little girls.
Mindy: You donít want to mess with us.
Julia: Sheís a hair puller.
Sebastian: And youíre not just dealing with them.
Owen: Youíre dealing with all of us.
Wes: Except me
Owen: Except Welsey
Wes: I donít care what happens.

~

Someone: Demigods? Thought you guys were a myth
Francis: Well you were MYTHtaken!

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Yuudai: Anyone under five foot seven cannot talk about fight someone. What are you going to do? Headbut them in the nipples?
Owen: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR KNEECAPS
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on February 07, 2018, 04:01:24 PM
IíM CRYING CABBIE THESE ARE SO GOOD
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Post by: |ĸιrα| on February 07, 2018, 04:03:15 PM
lmfaooooo these are gold
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Post by: ChaoticRhymer on February 08, 2018, 01:14:27 AM
I see the BtVS references. Well done.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on February 08, 2018, 07:38:13 AM
Which quotes are from Buffy?
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Post by: ChaoticRhymer on February 08, 2018, 11:13:02 AM
Julia: If you want to take the world, youíll have to go through me.
Mindy: And me.
Jean-Luc: Is this a joke? I will not be threatened by two little girls.
Mindy: You donít want to mess with us.
Julia: Sheís a hair puller.
Sebastian: And youíre not just dealing with them.
Owen: Youíre dealing with all of us.
Wes: Except me
Owen: Except Welsey
Wes: I donít care what happens.
That is taken directly from Buffy.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on February 08, 2018, 11:27:02 AM
Oh, I think I remember that? The Wesley part is even funnier cause that fits Wesleyan Wyndham-Price so well ::)
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Post by: GeeBeezy on February 14, 2018, 12:32:40 PM
These are the best quotes ever I love them.

Alouicious: Who am I?! Let's go to the beach beach!
Alouicious:
Alouicious: ..Ninki Minjaj

_____

Agni: Come on man you can win this race, it's in your blood!
Li: That's racist.
Agni: ...It's in your soul?
Li: THAT'S racist!
Agni: It's in your eyes?
Li: That's gay.
Agni: That's homophobic!
Li: That's being black.
Agni: THAT'S racist!
Li: shit.
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Post by: GeeBeezy on March 15, 2018, 03:48:45 PM
The Eldest Child: (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSc2L3vZbIvEYKr4kVH3WqXnagvJQTuOwyLGLuOq7U1nvYu9nk0)
Other Child: hi could you not?
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 15, 2018, 03:59:29 PM
Basically yeah
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Post by: GreyCaboose on March 19, 2018, 04:07:09 PM
Idk why but I started watching a bunch of vine compilations and,,

London: *pours oil on the floor*
London: OLYMPUS COME GET SOME JUICE
Olympus: *runs in, slides on the oil, and proceeds to destroy the glass oven/window/door/glass thing in front of him*
London, Wondering What She's Going To Tell The Others As Olympus Sobs In The Background: Shiiiiiiii-

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Olympus: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME??
Ordon: THATS MY  O P I N I O N

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Zin: we all die you either kill yourself or get killed

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Ordon: You're stupid
Olympus: No I'm not!
London: What's 9+10?
Olympus: ....21?
Ordon: You're stupid.

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London: *walks up to Callie*
Callie: ...Daddy?
London: ,, dO I LOOK-

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Texas, Shoving Herself Into a Dryer: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my whole life to our Lord and savior Pelim 35 and THIS is the thanks I get?

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Zin: You ready to frickin die???
Olympus: I'm a bad binch you can't kill me!!

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Callie, To London: You're my new mo-om....You're my mom! Boogie woogie woogie!

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Olympus: Hey guys Ordon called me trigger happy so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.
Olympus: Perks of putting him down are that I would get called trigger happy way less

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London: Let me see what you have!
Callie: A KNIFE!!

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Tex: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
Tex: THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES 

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Ordon: Alright let's tell each other secrets. I'll go first
Ordon: I
Ordon: hate you

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Ordon: So every time you yell at your party members, put a quarter in your No Yelling Sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat them with

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Olympus: You ever want to talk about your emotions, London?
London: No.
Tex: I do
Olympus: I know, Tex
Tex: I'm sad
Olympus: I know, Tex

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Ordon: Love...is like Beauty and the Beast
London, Holding Callie And Being The Best Caregiver: Love is what you're seeing right now.
Zin: There's no such thing as love.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on March 19, 2018, 04:20:25 PM
Cabbie you always come up with the best quotables
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on March 20, 2018, 12:34:18 AM
I actually thought about ďwhat do you haveĒ ďa knifeĒ when London gave Callie the knife ::)
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Post by: GreyCaboose on March 20, 2018, 12:35:52 AM
Thank you!!! These are super fun, heh!

And yes good bc that vine is Top Comedy
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Post by: GreyCaboose on March 20, 2018, 06:11:14 AM
Part 2!!!


Danny Blue Conrad: We all have a lot of fun here in Eaden, we have a lot of laughs
Danny Blue Conrad, In Her Office: **CK OFF JEFFERSON I'm not going to your **cking baby shower

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Danny Blue Conrad, At Several Parts of The Gathering: No off-topic questions
Danny Blue: Because I don't want to
Danny Blue: No th-
Danny Blue: NO
Danny Blue: Permission denied
Danny Blue: That's an
Danny Blue: OFF
Danny Blue: TOPIC
Danny Blue: QUESTION
Danny Blue: Next?
Danny Blue, Holding Her Vial Of Mysterious Purple Liquid: You have been STOPPED

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Texas: Hey I'm lesbian
Olympus:
Olympus: I thought you were a Half-Wurm

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Ordon, to His Witch GF: I love you binch
Witch GF: oh my god
Ordon: I ain't gon never stop lovin you
Ordon:
Ordon: binch

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Danny Blue: And they were roommates
Ordon: Oh my god they were roommates

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London: Go!
Callie: *attempts to jump on sled*
London: *pulls it away*
London: Hop on!
Callie: *attempts to hop on again*
London: *pulls it away again*
Callie: *crying*
London: *is the best big sis*

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Texas: two shots of vodka...
Texas: *pours the whole bottle in*

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Olympus: My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush
Zin: oh my god

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Ordon and His Witch GF: *pressing their heads together*
London: what the f
London: what the
London, to Danny Blue: Is this allowed???
London: what the

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London: I spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
Danny Blue: yOU SPILLED
Danny Blue: WHWHWHWH
Danny Blue: LIPSTICK
Danny Blue: IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG

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Olympus: what are THOOOOOOSE
Tex: those are my cHANCLAS

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Ordon:
Olympus: yOU'RE NOT MY DAD

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Callie: *unwraps present*
Callie: it's a avocado!!!
Callie: thaaaaaaanks

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Ordon: Do you remember one time,,,I liked you?
Olympus: no
Ordon: good because iT NEVER HAPPENED
Olympus: oh

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Texas: Hey I think you're really cool, I like you a lot, maybe we could,,,hangout,orsomething,,,

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London: y'ALL UGLY

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Callie: Sleep?? I don't know about sleep!! It's summertime!!
London, From Another Room: yOU'RE GONNA GO TO BED
Callie: aw she caught me
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Post by: |ĸιrα| on March 20, 2018, 07:03:29 AM
wow so many good vines
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Post by: GreyCaboose on March 20, 2018, 07:47:28 AM
yeah! I love vine so much rip
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Post by: GeeBeezy on April 02, 2018, 10:28:48 PM
Oosie you're a treasure never stop being u.

I've seen Thor Ragnarok too many times so I'm gonna do a bunch of these y'all gotta forgive me ALSO HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY HE IS RISEN! :D ;D

Lanfen: We're the same you and me, just a couple of hotheaded fools.
Lanying: Yeah same, Lanying like fire, Lanfen like water.
Lanfen: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
Lanying: But Lanying like real fire. Lanying like, raging fire. Lanfen is smoldering fire.

James: We're the same you and me, just a couple of hotheaded fools.
Enric: Yeah same, Enric like fire, James like water.
James: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
Enric: But Enric like real fire. Enric like, raging fire. James is smoldering fire.

Computer: Welcome. Voice activation required.
Lanfen: Lanfen.
Computer: Access denied.
Lanfen: Um, Lanfen, chosen of Danaad..
Computer: Access denied.
Lanfen: Daughter of Lihua?
Computer: Access denied.
Lanfen: Strongest Ledaal.
Computer: Access denied
Lanfen: Strongest Ledaal!
Computer: Access denied.
[pause]
Lanfen: Damn you Li.
Lanfen: Terrible role model.
Computer: Welcome, Ledaal Lanfen.

Computer: Welcome. Voice activation required.
Lifen: Ledaal Lifen.
Computer: Welcome, strongest Ledaal.
Lanfen: Uh, what?

Lanying: What happened?
Mengyao: We had a fight recently.
Lanying: Did I win?
Mengyao: *Traumatizing flashback*
Mengyao: No, I won, easily
Lanying: That doesn't sound right.
Mengyao: Well, it's true.

Jace: *At invisible Lifen* Piss off ghost!

Mengyao: *Swings hammer*
Lanying: *Blocks it*
Mengyao: It's...not...possible!
Lanying: Darling, you have no IDEA what's possible.

Lanying while having everything done for her by everyone else: Fine, I guess I'll have to go it alone. Like I've always done.

And now some vines stolen from oosie:

Li: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
Li: THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!?!?

Alouicious, shoving himself into a really expensive and comfortable car: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my whole life to me myself and THIS is the thanks I get?

Lanfen: y'ALL UGLY

Lanying: Sleep?? I don't know about sleep!! It's summertime!!
Lord Wen, From Another Room: yOU'RE GONNA GO TO BED
Lanying: aw he caught me
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Post by: Catvomitsky on April 02, 2018, 10:53:11 PM
These work me up with laughter I love it ;D
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Post by: GeeBeezy on April 02, 2018, 11:07:56 PM
Thank you I'm proud of them. ;D
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 21, 2018, 04:00:34 PM
Two: You seem interesting.
Eight: Well, I'll have you know, you are wrong.

Alouicious: My dick has a lot in common with the sun.
Agni: You mean because no one likes looking directly at it?
Muriel: Or it gives people cancer?
Asa: Or that it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
Noelle: Or that nobody will ever touch it?
Abigail: *Sick noises*

Topknot: You seem interesting.
Lanying: Well, I'll have you know, you are right.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on June 21, 2018, 04:08:57 PM
I read this while brushing my teeth and nose exhaled really hard and now my nostrils feel minty
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 21, 2018, 04:44:54 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed them. ;D Minty is just spicy cold tbhonest.
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 22, 2018, 02:15:31 PM
Chilli of any sort: *Attempts to burn the human tongue to prevent me from eating it*
My idiot mouth: Kinky.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on June 22, 2018, 02:24:14 PM
Reminds me of that cursed post that was like
Showerthoughts: Spicy food is mouth BDSM
somerandomace: Stop sexualizing everything, sincerely a frustrated ace:<
somerandomace2: Stop assuming BSDM is sexual, in asexual and I love BDSM! sincerely another frustrated BDSM ace
somerandomace: Oh I didnít know that, care to enlighten an ace bean about nonsexual BDSM? uvu
somerandomkdefk: AGSJAKAKSKEKW HELL SITE!!1
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 22, 2018, 02:30:36 PM
Tag yourself I'm "AGSJAKAKSKEKW HELL SITE!!1"
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Post by: Catvomitsky on June 22, 2018, 02:50:31 PM
Tbh every and all parts of that post are a whole ass mood. If I had to tag myself Iíd be the OP because thatís the most benign part of the whole hellthread
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 22, 2018, 02:51:41 PM
No it isn't don't lie. Also I hate it when people describe anything as a "Whole ass" anything it makes me so u n c o m f o r t a b l e ? I MEAN I don't call my moods "Entire thigh" moods. Or "Complete hip" moods now do I? ::)
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Post by: Catvomitsky on June 22, 2018, 02:56:10 PM
Itís a whole ass mood to m e. And you donít yet but why not start a new thing. Nonsensical speech patterns are honestly an entire thigh mood and you canít deny it
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 22, 2018, 02:56:38 PM
D8
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Post by: Catvomitsky on June 22, 2018, 02:57:22 PM
That face is a complete hip mood
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 22, 2018, 03:05:44 PM
I'm so upset with you i can't even talks right now I'm leaving this thread, locking the door behind me and throwing a lit box of matches through the ajar window before I seal that shit up with all of the flex tape in Earth.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on June 22, 2018, 03:53:36 PM
AGSJAKAKSKEKW HELL SITE thread!!1
This is a gluteus completus mood for you right now ainít it?
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Post by: BlueberryDoughnut on June 22, 2018, 11:03:31 PM
It's a real total thyroid mood in here guys
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Post by: |ĸιrα| on June 22, 2018, 11:21:40 PM
A real thoracic cavity mood
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 23, 2018, 12:01:31 AM
I'm furious.
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Post by: BlueberryDoughnut on June 23, 2018, 12:20:33 AM
Real Amygdala Mood
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 23, 2018, 12:27:34 AM
No. No. Stop.
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Post by: |ĸιrα| on June 23, 2018, 01:02:00 AM
A real liver mood
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Post by: BlueberryDoughnut on June 23, 2018, 01:08:27 AM
Gallbladder mood
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Post by: Catvomitsky on June 23, 2018, 01:54:31 AM
Pancreatic mood
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 23, 2018, 01:54:56 AM
An all-consuming liver mood
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Post by: GeeBeezy on June 23, 2018, 02:34:17 PM
A real liver mood

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/86/Ed_Sheeran_-_Don%27t_%28Official_Single_Cover%29.png/220px-Ed_Sheeran_-_Don%27t_%28Official_Single_Cover%29.png)

Gallbladder mood

(https://i.imgur.com/S5GoaXq.jpg)

Pancreatic mood

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An all-consuming liver mood

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Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on June 30, 2018, 12:05:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqetsPdW4n8

Mephistopheles: *Fires gun into the ceiling*
Michael: *Bounces forward off the couch* *points the finger of accusation* THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

Lifen: Hey duck! You're no good duck!
Ajax: You'll never be SHIT!
Lifen: YOU'RE JUST, LIKE, YA FATHER!

Mengyao: are yOU READY TO FUCKING DIE?!?!?!?!?!?
Lanying: no!
Lanying: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!
Mengyao:...
Mengyao:BIT

Chante: And they were roommates
Alouicious: Oh my God they were roommates.

8: So um basically what I was thinking was-
6: *Punches him*
8: Aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

Lifen: *Uses her deep, spiritual connection to the universe to reveal the swarm of thunderbirds flying unseen in the heart of a building mountain storm* lOOK AT ALL those CHICKENS.

Agni: MOTHER-TRUCKER, that hurt like a BUTT CHEEK on a STICK.
Lanying: Watch yo profanitay.

Alouicious: Later mom! What'sup me and my boys are going to see uncle cracker- GivememyhatbackJordan! Doyouwannaseeunclecrackerorno?

Providence: *Makes the world without sin*
Humans: *Eat fruit*
Providence: ADAM.

Lanying: Two broooos sittin in a hot tuuub five feet apart cause- where are you going?

I should start new rps just because I need more characters for these I'm telling you.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on July 12, 2018, 06:28:09 PM
Found a bunch of WWII ones from Company of Heroes Two soooooo.

Claudia Ernst: Roses are red.
Claudia Ernst: Violets are blue.
Claudia Ernst: I'm stuck on the Eastern front
Claudia Ernst: AND SO ARE F*****G YOU!

Muriel: No I am not supporting German technical superiority I am stating the f*****g obvious.

Claudia Ernst: I TOOK BALLISTICS IN SCHOOL YOU KNOW!
Claudia Ernst: FASCINATING SUBJECT!
Claudia Ernst: THINGS GO UP!
Claudia Ernst: THINGS GO DOWN!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Failanx on August 07, 2018, 03:23:31 AM
I never thought about applying company of heroes to Claudia Ernst. But it fits.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Eraisuithiel on October 24, 2018, 05:44:59 AM
Bumping this thread cause I just saw this tweet and wow if it didn't remind me of a couple idiot irish boys  ::) :P

(http://i68.tinypic.com/35lx2cl.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on October 25, 2018, 05:49:35 PM
I never thought about applying company of heroes to Claudia Ernst. But it fits.

I didn't know you knew about it. :D I just found out.

Bumping this thread cause I just saw this tweet and wow if it didn't remind me of a couple idiot irish boys  ::) :P

(http://i68.tinypic.com/35lx2cl.jpg)

 ::)

More exalted ones because God help me I'm back on my bullshit.

Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you sick
Everyone: What are you mad at
Lifen: IT'S MY MASK

Li: It must be nice to have an unlimited budget so you don't need to grow a personality
Lanying: Shut up lol
Li: Buy my silence.

Lanfen: Don't tell me I'm too young to have a mid-life crisis I might die at 60
Agni: yOU'RE 30??

Shopkeeper: Ah! Please don't rob me!
Lifen: No don't worry the mask is just to keep my face wa-
Shopkeeper: Not you! Him!
Li:...
Li: i'M A COP
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on November 18, 2018, 10:10:00 PM
I just realized a little while ago that with the addition of Ajax to the exalted rp we have enough heroic mortal boys [Agni, Li, Van, Jace and Ajax] to tag them singing this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c to warn the poor mortals of Creation. ::) ;D [It's not hard to guess which one is Jace btw ;D ]

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James: Alright,
James: Let's tell each other a secret about ourselves.
James: I'll go first.
James: I
James: Hate you.

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James: Hey thanks for coming over to play this is my older brother Tim
Alouicious: Sup I've googled boobs.
Sheila: He's the coolest-
James: Guy in the world? I know.

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1: So do you have any experience with children?
4: Yeah I chill all the time!
1: I mean, like a baby.
4: ...
4: I was one of those.

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6: *looking at batteries in the store*
6: Aa
6: AAA
6: *SCREAMS*

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Lanfen: *Pointing a gun* PUT THE KNIFE DOWN
Lifen: *Holding Lanying at knife point* NOT A CHANCE-wait.
Lifen: Bill?
Lanfen: *Lowers gun* RiCK?!
Lifen: FROM HIGHSCHOOL!
Lanying: Rick?!
Lifen: *Drops knife* DAN!

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Enric: *Pouring cereal into a bowl*
Chante: Do you even know what's in those?
Enric: *stops*
Chante: Enough of that could kill you!
Enric: Really?
Chante: Yes-
Enric: *EMPTIES BOX INTO BOWL*

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Lanying: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU BREATHE OXYGEN??!
Lanying: AND IT'S LIKE
Lanying: *inhales*
Lanying: *exhales*
Lanying: aND YOU LIVE?!?!?
Lanfen: OH MY MAMA I BE BREATHIN!
Lanying: BREATHE!
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 18, 2019, 03:19:50 PM
Lanying: no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls
(From this: https://kotaplez.tumblr.com/post/182101668114/gomjabbar-no-matter-how-insecure-or-shitty-you)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on January 18, 2019, 06:29:10 PM
She's so thoughtful. ::) Love it Pan. ;D
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on January 18, 2019, 08:44:04 PM
I chuckled because it fits so well
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on January 21, 2019, 03:17:05 PM
It really does. ;D

"Next time a stranger talks to me while I'm alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly "you can see me?" - Lifen

"Maybe I should eat some makeup so I can be pretty on the inside too." Lanfen

"I want you to know that someone cares.
Not me.
But someone." - Li [which I originally typed as "Lie" so I guess he does care :D]

"I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words." - Lanying

"The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake." - Lanying

"You can't face the problem if the problem is your face." - Lanying

EDIT:

I was reading captions on instagram and I found one that said "y'all i'm so strong like can someone come over & feel my muscles" and honestly? Same Energy as this:

Lanying: no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls
(From this: https://kotaplez.tumblr.com/post/182101668114/gomjabbar-no-matter-how-insecure-or-shitty-you)
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GreyCaboose on March 23, 2019, 04:00:56 PM
Frigg Briggs: There are two ways sharks can die. One, if they stop swimming. Two, if they START swimming....into my fists.

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Anatole: They said I'll understand when I'm older, but I am older now and I understand absolutely nothing

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Anatole: Isn't it weird that humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive?
Clayton: Vodka?
Grace: Yeah

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Inge/Randy: Hi Im here to ruin everything
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: Catvomitsky on March 24, 2019, 06:07:46 AM
Cabbie Iím so glad youíre back with these
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on April 01, 2019, 10:46:22 AM
Cabbie you've extended my lifespan. Thank you for being back at it at Krispy Kremes.
Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on April 22, 2019, 12:52:03 PM
D-D-Double post but I wanted to drop these here.

Li: Did you kiss my sister
Agni: IT WAS IN SELF DEFENSE

Agni: Does it count as taking someone's virtue if they're throwing it at you? Isn't that just, catching it? In self-defense?



Title: Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
Post by: GeeBeezy on October 23, 2019, 05:37:03 PM
These are all really funny so I decided to resurrect the thread with them you're welcome.

Louis: "Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

Alouicious: "Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."

Logan: "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Muriel the Eternal Beholder of the Face of Endless Beneficence behind the Thin Curtain of Mortality: "The longer the title the less important the job."

Lanying: "Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."

Biff: "Some people say ďIf you canít beat them, join themĒ. I say ďIf you canít beat them, beat themĒ, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise."

Lifen: "You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."

Agni: "The real reason women live longer than men is because they donít have to live with women."

Lifen: "Some people are like Slinkies Ö not really good for anything, but you canít help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."

Lord Ledaal Wen: "Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."

Mengyao: "Eat right, exercise, die anyway."

Lucas: "I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."

Mengyao: "When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."

Reed/Topknot: "I will leave a beautiful corpse."

Lanfen: "Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."

Mabel: "Why didnít Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"

Bingweng: "By the time you learn the rules of life, youíre too old to play the game."

Mrs Song: "Women should not have children after 35. ReallyÖ 35 children are enough."

Muriel: "Lite: the new way to spell ďLight,Ē now with 20% fewer letters!"

James: "I went to see my doctor. ďDoctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. Whatís wrong with me?Ē He said ďI donít know but your eyesight is perfect.Ē

Enric: "Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."

Van: "If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it."

Michael: "How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Lanying: "Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes."