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Title: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 28, 2011, 09:47:13 AM
1) Shave his moustache while he's sleeping.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on March 28, 2011, 09:49:36 AM
1) Shave his moustache while he's sleeping.

*Falls to knees and screams, "Nooooooooo!"



2.) Put him in charge of a fifteen year old boy who constantly disobeys him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 28, 2011, 09:52:59 AM
3) On top of that, put him in charge of a certain fifteen year old girl who is disguised as a boy. (That'd be hilarious!)
4) Also, put him in charge of Bovril and Larry.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on March 28, 2011, 10:24:00 AM
3) On top of that, put him in charge of a certain fifteen year old girl who is disguised as a boy. (That'd be hilarious!)
4) Also, put him in charge of Bovril and Larry.

Who's this Larry dude?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on March 28, 2011, 10:56:37 AM
1) Shave his moustache while he's sleeping.
2.) Put him in charge of a fifteen year old boy who constantly disobeys him.

Lol! That's already being done! :D

3) On top of that, put him in charge of a certain fifteen year old girl who is disguised as a boy. (That'd be hilarious!)
4) Also, put him in charge of Bovril and Larry.

Who's this Larry dude?

I'm assuming she's named the other Bovril...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 28, 2011, 10:58:06 AM
3) On top of that, put him in charge of a certain fifteen year old girl who is disguised as a boy. (That'd be hilarious!)
4) Also, put him in charge of Bovril and Larry.

Who's this Larry dude?
in this other thread we named the other loris Larry.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Vanny I/c on March 29, 2011, 12:14:11 AM
Larry.. hmm.. is Larry a boy or a girl or a girl disguised as a boy?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on March 29, 2011, 12:27:05 AM
5) Fill his room with mesenger lizards.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Vanny I/c on March 29, 2011, 12:40:33 AM
lol I can imagine that..
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 29, 2011, 07:53:34 AM
Larry.. hmm.. is Larry a boy or a girl or a girl disguised as a boy?
Larry's the other Loris.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on March 29, 2011, 08:03:43 AM
6. Say that you've seen five year olds fence better than him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 29, 2011, 08:14:30 AM
7) Tie pink bows in his hair and moustache while he's asleep.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ItalianRose5 on March 29, 2011, 08:37:33 AM
8) Make him deal with the whole Hapsburg Prince falls in love with a commoner thing... TWICE!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: insertnamehere on March 29, 2011, 08:55:59 AM
9) dye is moustache pink!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 29, 2011, 10:13:33 AM
apparently now it is a manly color or something.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on March 29, 2011, 10:16:23 AM
I don't think Volger would see it that way :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 29, 2011, 10:44:06 AM
well i guess it's only for modern men like Alek!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 29, 2011, 12:05:07 PM
10) Put mime makeup on him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 29, 2011, 12:18:00 PM
i don't think that'll work for him. he'd probably spear you in his sleep.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on March 29, 2011, 12:27:49 PM
Plus how would you get him to sit still in the first place? The man doesn't even sleep!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 29, 2011, 12:32:10 PM
Knock him out by sneaking up on him while he's eating or something.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 29, 2011, 12:34:09 PM
he has eyes in the back of his head too.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 29, 2011, 12:35:49 PM
Drop down from the ceiling, because I'm a ninja.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on March 29, 2011, 01:25:39 PM
He has sonar. He knows where you are and what you're doing at all times.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 29, 2011, 01:26:32 PM
Not if I'm a ninja!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: insertnamehere on March 29, 2011, 03:31:25 PM
he can read minds, no matter what you are thinking, and he can detect the absence of thoughts, so no getting out of that one. cause ninja's think, that why they have fast reflexes
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Islana on March 29, 2011, 07:05:53 PM
11)  Volunteer him for a babysitting service
12) have Dr. Barlow actually prove him WRONG
13) have Bovril call him "Count Vulgar" and giggle.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: insertnamehere on March 29, 2011, 07:14:10 PM
14) swap his fencing sabers for broom handles. Use the real ones to toast marshmellows over a campfire

15) Make him play truth or dare (how hard do you reackon it is for him to tell the truth?)

16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Vanny I/c on March 30, 2011, 12:56:59 AM
 lol  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 30, 2011, 08:59:05 AM
14) swap his fencing sabers for broom handles. Use the real ones to toast marshmellows over a campfire

15) Make him play truth or dare (how hard do you reackon it is for him to tell the truth?)

16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow
Finally!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on March 30, 2011, 09:52:13 AM
11)  Volunteer him for a babysitting service
12) have Dr. Barlow actually prove him WRONG
13) have Bovril call him "Count Volgar" and giggle.

Or even better, have him call him Mr. Volgar.
He must know what the loris was hinting at with Mr. Sharp!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: jessinator11 on March 30, 2011, 09:57:27 AM
11)  Volunteer him for a babysitting service
12) have Dr. Barlow actually prove him WRONG
13) have Bovril call him "Count Volgar" and giggle.

Or even better, have him call him Mr. Volgar.
He must know what the loris was hinting at with Mr. Sharp!

seeing as he was the one to say that in the first place
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on March 30, 2011, 10:08:49 AM
11)  Volunteer him for a babysitting service
12) have Dr. Barlow actually prove him WRONG
13) have Bovril call him "Count Volgar" and giggle.

Or even better, have him call him Mr. Volgar.
He must know what the loris was hinting at with Mr. Sharp!

seeing as he was the one to say that in the first place

Lol! Exactly! Private jokes at Alek's expense are the best! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 30, 2011, 10:26:37 AM
17) Work on your Alek impression. Once you have perfected it, teach Bovril to say various things, such as "I love you, Dylan!" and "Volger's a jerk" in Alek's voice. Then send Bovril to Volger's room.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on March 30, 2011, 10:53:34 AM
18) Give him some Count Chocula. Tell him the Count reminds you of him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 30, 2011, 10:55:50 AM
as with the Barlow thread, tell him in a sing-song voice, 'I know something you don't!"
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 30, 2011, 11:01:23 AM
20) Ask him repeatedly if he's a vampire.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 30, 2011, 12:06:14 PM
(i wouldn't be surprised if he were one!)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: insertnamehere on March 30, 2011, 12:22:05 PM
beg him to show you how he turns into a bat
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 30, 2011, 12:44:31 PM
bring in the Twilight fans and tell him to turn them into vampires
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 30, 2011, 01:00:55 PM
23) Cover him in sparkles and push him into a pit of ravenous Twilight fangirls.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: KesaraGirl on March 30, 2011, 01:01:59 PM
Tell him Barlow loves someone else!

Then, tell her he's a vampire from Twilight and watch as the fangirl-ness takes over.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on March 31, 2011, 07:18:02 AM
16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow

Oh, I am sure he wouldn't be THAT annoyed.  ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: insertnamehere on March 31, 2011, 08:06:08 AM
16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow

Oh, I am sure he wouldn't be THAT annoyed.  ;)

Maybe not, but he will be embarissed LOL
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 31, 2011, 12:29:16 PM
16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow

Oh, I am sure he wouldn't be THAT annoyed.  ;)

Maybe not, but he will be embarissed LOL
I would love love love to see that!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on March 31, 2011, 12:41:10 PM
26) Let Alek watch Rocky Horror Picture Show.
27) When Volger freaks out, tell him it's no big deal.
28) Refuse to pay for Alek's therapy. (Because that movie would be very, VERY shocking back in 1914.)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on March 31, 2011, 12:41:38 PM
LOL!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Islana on April 01, 2011, 11:00:22 AM
29) make him listen to rap
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 01, 2011, 11:39:10 AM
30) Tell him all about the modern world.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 02, 2011, 08:31:53 AM
30) Tell him all about the modern world.
how women are treated equally.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 02, 2011, 08:55:00 AM
30) Tell him all about the modern world.
how women are treated equally.
And how we wear pants. Don't forget that part!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 02, 2011, 08:56:23 AM
30) Tell him all about the modern world.
how women are treated equally.
And how we wear pants. Don't forget that part!
and how we all know more than him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 02, 2011, 09:00:15 AM
30) Tell him all about the modern world.
how women are treated equally.
And how we wear pants. Don't forget that part!
and how we all know more than him.
And how we can do anything men can do.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: insertnamehere on April 02, 2011, 05:46:09 PM
30) Tell him all about the modern world.
how women are treated equally.
And how we wear pants. Don't forget that part!
and how we all know more than him.
And how we can do anything men can do.

and how no-one fences anymore :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 03, 2011, 01:00:26 AM
30) Tell him all about the modern world.
how women are treated equally.
And how we wear pants. Don't forget that part!
and how we all know more than him.
And how we can do anything men can do.

and how no-one fences anymore :o
and here in America we're a democracy and that's better than a dictatorship.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on April 03, 2011, 01:12:32 AM
Austria-Hungary wasn't a dictatorship, it was a parlimentary monarchy. It was kind of messed up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria-Hungary#Government

There is also "Stirring Times in Austria" an hilarious description of it by America's own Mark Twain.  ;D I had to read it for a class and laughed myself through.

http://www.h-net.org/~habsweb/sourcetexts/twain1.htm

Just saying. XD

34?) Also, making him read "Stirring Times in Austria" would probably annoy him too.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 03, 2011, 01:13:23 AM
sorry, 'monarchship'.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 03, 2011, 01:21:14 AM
Is that a word?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 03, 2011, 01:32:07 AM
not according to my spell-check.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MacK on April 03, 2011, 01:41:10 AM
HOW TO ANNOY VOLGER



tell him 'Alek wont ever rule because of DIFFICULTIES' then say 'LATE APRIL FOOLS DAY'
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 03, 2011, 01:42:44 AM
36) Poke his moustache.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 03, 2011, 01:43:42 AM
36) Poke his moustache.
lol :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MacK on April 03, 2011, 01:44:36 AM
37) scream 'YOUR A PANZY' and run off
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 03, 2011, 01:49:20 AM
37) scream 'YOUR A PANZY' and run off
Wow. :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 03, 2011, 06:00:33 AM
38) Make him listen to pirate metal. (It's actually pretty good!)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 03, 2011, 06:01:24 AM
I've never heard of that.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 03, 2011, 06:06:45 AM
It's exactly what it sounds like. Heavy metal mixed with pirate music.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 03, 2011, 06:14:36 AM
Alright then.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on April 03, 2011, 06:56:35 AM
39. Introduce him to Lady Gaga.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 03, 2011, 07:00:55 AM
39. Introduce him to Lady Gaga.
I can see it now... O_o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 03, 2011, 07:56:55 AM
and it's not pretty.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on April 03, 2011, 01:13:20 PM
Make sure she wears the meat dress.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Hello Im...insert name on April 03, 2011, 06:25:20 PM
Tell him Alek has made some new "allies..." then walk away.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: insertnamehere on April 03, 2011, 06:52:27 PM
Make sure she wears the meat dress.

he'd probably think she was some kind of Darwinist fabrication.

Or, he'd think nothing at all cause he fainted...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 03, 2011, 11:34:34 PM
42) Tell him that Alek has run off to marry Deryn.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Vanny I/c on April 03, 2011, 11:50:51 PM
LOL his face right then..
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 03, 2011, 11:56:17 PM
44)Show him pictures from Alek and Deryn's wedding. (Use photoshop to make the pictures.)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: saintpurr2 on April 05, 2011, 12:21:41 AM
Slap him and then say 'I didn't slap you I high fived your face ' and then run!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Stillholywalrus2 on April 05, 2011, 12:27:50 AM
46) Say " Alek's not talking to you anymore because he got married to me and it was part of his deal to not talk to you anymore...". Double points if you're a boy. 
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: saintpurr2 on April 05, 2011, 12:37:01 AM
no no no go up to him with ALek and then when he askes who you are go in to face and yell IM HIS WIFE!! double points if your a boy  ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Stillholywalrus2 on April 05, 2011, 01:14:48 AM
Slap him and then say 'I didn't slap you I high fived your face ' and then run!

Lol.  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: StillLiterateChick on April 06, 2011, 06:53:30 AM
Shave off his mustache and glue it to Larry. Or have Larry grow the exact same mustache. Either way. :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: saintpurr2 on April 06, 2011, 08:43:34 AM
LOL :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on April 07, 2011, 01:23:13 AM
47.) Call him "dude".
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Filthy Victorian on April 07, 2011, 06:26:17 AM
48) Tell him Bovril had a little accident, leaving him a 'special surprise' in his favourite hat.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 07, 2011, 07:13:59 AM
oh, man I missed this site!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 07, 2011, 08:33:47 AM
Me too!
49) Break his forum. ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 07, 2011, 09:14:49 AM
47.) Call him "dude".
BAHAHAHAHA ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Vanny I/c on April 07, 2011, 09:16:44 AM
love the "dude" comment :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: jessinator11 on April 07, 2011, 09:51:06 AM
Me too!
49) Break his forum. ;D

i think that's enough to annoy anyone...man it's good to be bak!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on April 07, 2011, 10:26:33 AM
Me too!
49) Break his forum. ;D

i think that's enough to annoy anyone...man it's good to be bak!

IKR, I missed this place.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 07, 2011, 10:31:41 AM
I know! I missed joo guys! :'(
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 07, 2011, 11:07:19 AM
Me too! *hugs everyone, including Volger, much to his chagrin*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 07, 2011, 11:22:05 AM
another way to annoy him, hug him. ;) ;)

i love it here
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 07, 2011, 11:24:39 AM
51) Pinch his wittle cheeks! :D (Extra points if you coo at him in a baby voice while doing it!)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 07, 2011, 12:26:08 PM
51) Pinch his wittle cheeks! :D (Extra points if you coo at him in a baby voice while doing it!)
lol, my friend does that to me most mornings. I'd say that's a good way to annoy anyone. :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ArtfullyInsane on April 07, 2011, 12:32:44 PM
pull a Larry the Loris and imitate him all day.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 17, 2011, 01:16:45 PM
follow right behind him and turn when he turns and when he asks you to stop following say I'm not and keep doing it. (You'll probably have to dodge a few punches from him after a while though.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 17, 2011, 01:18:55 PM
Nah, he's to dignified to punch anyone. He'd just be extremely annoying and superior and whatnot.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 17, 2011, 01:20:03 PM
He'd probably swear in German to and I really like your profile pic and have I said that already?  :P :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 17, 2011, 01:21:28 PM
I don't think so, but thanks! ^-^
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 17, 2011, 01:24:09 PM
all goods! and what does that smiley mean Blushing embarrassed what?  :P :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 17, 2011, 01:28:14 PM
I dunno, just smiley. :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 17, 2011, 01:31:31 PM
oohhhh hey do you know the amount of posts needed to advance to the next rank?  ???  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 17, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Not really. I don't really pay attention to the numbers, just sometimes I'll look over and go "Hey look at that, I've leveled up!" Makes me feel like a pokemon. :3
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 17, 2011, 01:38:42 PM
"Pikachu I choose you!" (I really don't like pokemon whatever very much. )
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: DarwinsAngels on April 17, 2011, 04:23:58 PM
*Tries to imagine Bovril as a Pokemon*

- Comment casually on how you found Alek's watch somewhere, and how you're confused as to why there's a picture of a midshipman inside...
- Smash that teacup.
- Talk loudly about the benefits of anarchy.
- Remind him of the fact that a certain Austrian prince has, er, no gold left. At all. (All that planning... D:)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 18, 2011, 09:41:12 AM
Indeed!  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 18, 2011, 09:43:49 AM
*Tries to imagine Bovril as a Pokemon*

- Comment casually on how you found Alek's watch somewhere, and how you're confused as to why there's a picture of a midshipman inside...
- Smash that teacup.
- Talk loudly about the benefits of anarchy.
- Remind him of the fact that a certain Austrian prince has, er, no gold left. At all. (All that planning... D:)
BAHAHAHAHA Those are great!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 18, 2011, 09:46:09 AM
Yeah!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 19, 2011, 12:27:56 PM
Larry.. hmm.. is Larry a boy or a girl or a girl disguised as a boy?

I like to think Larry is a girl. After all, a future with no more perspicacious lorises would be terrible, and if Bovril is a boy...
Well, I guess there's no PROOF Bovril is a boy... but...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 19, 2011, 12:29:51 PM
14) swap his fencing sabers for broom handles. Use the real ones to toast marshmellows over a campfire

15) Make him play truth or dare (how hard do you reackon it is for him to tell the truth?)

16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow
Finally!

Dr. Barlow might not be pleased...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 19, 2011, 12:31:37 PM
she might...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on April 19, 2011, 12:35:01 PM
14) swap his fencing sabers for broom handles. Use the real ones to toast marshmellows over a campfire

15) Make him play truth or dare (how hard do you reackon it is for him to tell the truth?)

16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow
Finally!

Dr. Barlow might not be pleased...

Hmm, she is playing hard to get, eh. Very well, we will see how this goes...  ;)




-Remind him that Alek saved his life, whenever he gets frustrated during a fencing lesson.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 19, 2011, 12:35:25 PM
haha!  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 19, 2011, 12:36:45 PM
bring in the Twilight fans and tell him to turn them into vampires

...We Twilight fangirls may be weird, but we aren't blind...he's clearly not a vampire.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 19, 2011, 12:38:05 PM
who?  ???
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 19, 2011, 12:49:19 PM
Not a twilight vampire, but stick some fangs in there and he could make a rather convincing Dracula-esqe vamp. (AKA the good kind. ^-^) (no offence....)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 19, 2011, 01:11:03 PM
Not a twilight vampire, but stick some fangs in there and he could make a rather convincing Dracula-esqe vamp. (AKA the good kind. ^-^) (no offence....)

Brrr...immortal Volger...
And no offense taken. I know I'm a freak.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 19, 2011, 01:25:29 PM
that's sad..
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on April 20, 2011, 08:50:35 AM
Larry.. hmm.. is Larry a boy or a girl or a girl disguised as a boy?

I like to think Larry is a girl. After all, a future with no more perspicacious lorises would be terrible, and if Bovril is a boy...
Well, I guess there's no PROOF Bovril is a boy... but...

Fabricated beasties do not have genders. I believe Scott said that at one of his last meet-ups.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 20, 2011, 09:07:18 AM
Did he say how they reproduce? Because one of Deryn's arguments in Leviathan was that the beasties can reproduce, whereas Clanker machines have to be made.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 20, 2011, 09:08:15 AM
I think some can but most are just made.  :-\ I'm not to sure myself.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on April 20, 2011, 09:22:28 AM
Did he say how they reproduce? Because one of Deryn's arguments in Leviathan was that the beasties can reproduce, whereas Clanker machines have to be made.

Yes, I believe some beasties can reproduce themselves, but I think some need to be created to increase the population.
I mean, Bovril is a mammal, right? And Bovril hatched from an egg. So either loris are in the same classification as a platypus, or they are fabricated. :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 20, 2011, 09:38:05 AM
what she said..  :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on April 20, 2011, 09:49:21 AM
Did he say how they reproduce? Because one of Deryn's arguments in Leviathan was that the beasties can reproduce, whereas Clanker machines have to be made.

Yes, I believe some beasties can reproduce themselves, but I think some need to be created to increase the population.
I mean, Bovril is a mammal, right? And Bovril hatched from an egg. So either loris are in the same classification as a platypus, or they are fabricated. :)

Well you know platypus(es?) don't really do much.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 20, 2011, 10:31:01 AM
Did he say how they reproduce? Because one of Deryn's arguments in Leviathan was that the beasties can reproduce, whereas Clanker machines have to be made.

Yes, I believe some beasties can reproduce themselves, but I think some need to be created to increase the population.
I mean, Bovril is a mammal, right? And Bovril hatched from an egg. So either loris are in the same classification as a platypus, or they are fabricated. :)

Well you know platypus(es?) don't really do much.

HAHAHA  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 20, 2011, 11:05:30 AM
Phineas & Ferb? hahahahahha!!
*cries from laughter* :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: hoverboarder on April 21, 2011, 05:32:16 AM
purposely mess up during fencing lessons
stuff a few of the Leviathan's glow worms up his nose
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 21, 2011, 09:41:41 AM
purposely mess up during fencing lessons
stuff a few of the Leviathan's glow worms up his nose
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 21, 2011, 04:15:30 PM
hahahhha!!! ;D (I just fell of my chair!)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on April 25, 2011, 06:16:53 AM
HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHRHE his eyes are gunna glow all day ehehehrheheh
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 06:21:25 AM
Ask him if he's jealous of Klopps bigger mustache...

Ask him when to feed the walker engines...

Put shaving cream in his shoes...

Copy the scroll given to Aleck by the pope, then take the copy and spill something on it, tear it up, or set fire to it...right in front of him...

still thinking... ::)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on April 25, 2011, 07:03:24 AM
ehehheheheheh i like the last one!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 07:49:32 AM
That's how you lose your head around him...

 :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 08:54:33 AM
You could steal his clothes.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 08:55:21 AM
If you could get past his boobie traps... :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 08:56:42 AM
hmmmm.... shave his head!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 09:08:36 AM
What if it's a tupe`..!    :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 09:10:29 AM
steal it
ans then BURN IT MWAHAHAHAHA! >:D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 09:11:40 AM
Well, not on the ship, obviously.

On the other hand..what if his mustache peels off? ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 09:12:53 AM
I wonder what he would look like...
BTW get to 100 posts you'll get past jr member rank.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 09:21:52 AM
WoooHooo! I did just as I read yours... ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 09:22:20 AM
haha! good job!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on April 25, 2011, 09:40:44 AM
Or, tell him that Alek and Deryn were camping and ran out of firewood--so they used the scroll instead.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 09:42:35 AM
Volger would probably pass out.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on April 25, 2011, 10:45:51 AM
Dip his moustache in kerosene (Did they have gasoline back then?), and light it fire. When he's asleep.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on April 25, 2011, 10:48:15 AM
Dip his moustache in kerosene (Did they have gasoline back then?), and light it fire. When he's asleep.

Sounds dangerous. Volger may die, and if that happens then I would die metaphorically. And I do not think it is a good idea to light a fire on the Leviathan.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 10:49:38 AM
boom
(what other explanation is needed?)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on April 25, 2011, 10:50:22 AM
Dip his moustache in kerosene (Did they have gasoline back then?), and light it fire. When he's asleep.

Sounds dangerous. Volger may die, and if that happens then I would die metaphorically. And I do not think it is a good idea to light a fire on the Leviathan.

True. But I'm just too evil! >:3
I should make 100 ways to kill all the characters XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 10:53:24 AM
maybe not...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on April 25, 2011, 10:55:35 AM
maybe not...

Just a joke.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 10:56:08 AM
whew!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 11:58:58 AM
The only humorous side would be that he would have a mustache-shaped scar on his face...

Okay, it wasn't that amusing... ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on April 25, 2011, 12:02:54 PM
The only humorous side would be that he would have a mustache-shaped scar on his face...

Okay, it wasn't that amusing... ;D

XDDDDD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 12:03:24 PM
'parently not. ::)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 12:06:54 PM
hmmmm...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 12:10:24 PM
Hey wait!! I didn't put that comment there..???

'Parently not was supposed to go somewhere else...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 25, 2011, 12:10:51 PM
Good job....  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 12:11:25 PM
Gracias.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 12:12:24 PM
your Spanish now?!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 25, 2011, 12:27:24 PM
I speak a bit....


Why are you looking at me like that...    :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 25, 2011, 07:11:06 PM
haha! I know French Canadian Spanish And I want to know German.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 26, 2011, 01:07:55 AM
Canadian? We have a language now? :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on April 26, 2011, 01:14:54 AM
hehheheheheh LAWLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: FleaBird6 on April 26, 2011, 04:19:41 AM
Um.... a way to annoy Volgar...I don't know if someones said this, but telling him that Dylan is infact a boy and Alek, Dylan have eloped, (no offense)(or that deryn had)and melted his favorite fenceing saber for the rings...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 26, 2011, 04:21:55 AM
Heheheh, you might have to watch out if you tell him that. :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 26, 2011, 09:14:53 AM
haha! I know French Canadian Spanish And I want to know German.
Same here with the German...

Others on my to learn list are Russian, Welsh, Gaelic, French (Of Course), and probably Italian...

And is that French-Canadian?  Or Are they seperate languages?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 26, 2011, 10:37:41 AM
haha! I know French Canadian Spanish And I want to know German.
Same here with the German...

Others on my to learn list are Russian, Welsh, Gaelic, French (Of Course), and probably Italian...

And is that French-Canadian?  Or Are they seperate languages?
haha! canadians have their own language and Canada does speak French & Canadian(english)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on April 26, 2011, 11:19:30 AM
Um.... a way to annoy Volgar...I don't know if someones said this, but telling him that Dylan is infact a boy and Alek, Dylan have eloped, (no offense)(or that deryn had)and melted his favorite fenceing saber for the rings...

Hey, I haven't seen you around in a while! :D Welcome back!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: tridecagirl on April 26, 2011, 11:25:29 AM
Put that powder in his shoes that the CIA put in Castro's shoes that is supposed to make facial hair fall out. Bye bye mustache!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 26, 2011, 12:15:55 PM
drops down
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: FleaBird6 on April 26, 2011, 01:24:51 PM
Hello to you too! I didn't realize lent was so long....

Make mutant furry jellybeens, shave of his hair and replace with the said fabs.

OR

Tell him that he got drunk last night, and proposed to Larry, and Newkirk married Alek, and that deryn stoll his scroll and put her name instead.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 26, 2011, 01:28:00 PM
And that's how you get his head to explode. ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: FleaBird6 on April 26, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
I wonder: is that a bad thing? He'd become an zombie/vampire/werewolf/unicorn! Or just dead.

What if you locked him in a room with Dr. Barlow, after telling him you did the same withDylan and Alek, and Newkirk and Hans? AND they couldn't come out until they came up with the pasword(I herby grant permission for Deryn and Alek to marry) , to which the riddle was "Think, you Archloch. Think of Deryn and alek, Saukrel. Think their kids running around. Think, you dummkopf, they need permision. give it!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 26, 2011, 01:43:34 PM
Wonder how many lives he's got...
Like a cat...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on April 27, 2011, 09:31:57 AM
Wonder how many lives he's got...
Like a cat...
IKR!!! He's like, impossible to kill (now watch, he'll die in the third book)

As for ways to annoy him:
1. Tell him that Dr. Barlow is better at fencing then him
2. Have Dr. Barlow be better at fencing then him
3. Tell him you're drawing up the plans for Alek and Deryn's wedding and ask him whether or not he'd like to be the best man
4. Ask him where he bought his mustache and if you can buy one just like his
5. Put him in a Huxley when he's asleep...
6. Lock him and Newkirk in a room together....
Put in Tazza and the flechette bats just for kicks (Newkirk is a monkey ludite (sp?), I think)
7. Have a conversation with Alek right in front of him using mostly words in English that he doesn't know.

However, make sure you scatter "love, commoner, Dylan, marraige, elope"
8. When he asks you what you're talking about, respond in words he doesn't know and walk away


"
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on April 27, 2011, 09:35:09 AM
I like the last one!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on April 27, 2011, 10:40:09 AM
Hello to you too! I didn't realize lent was so long....

I know right! Terrible long wait. But I didn't give this site up, good idea...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 27, 2011, 11:13:27 AM
make him play pokemon, to a point where he yells 'DIE, PIKACHU, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 27, 2011, 11:40:48 AM
haha!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 27, 2011, 11:42:12 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 27, 2011, 01:17:46 PM
Make him deal with my sister, who hates him with every fiber of her being. (I hate him too, but I am working on finesse, so I am not as cruel as she is.) How much does she hate him? I read her a fanfic where he died, and she wanted me to read it over and over so that she could cheer when he died.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 27, 2011, 01:20:07 PM
Hey, Awesomegoat, are you the same Awesomegoat that writes the funny "Drabbles" fanfic on ff.net?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on April 27, 2011, 01:46:43 PM
Make him deal with my sister, who hates him with every fiber of her being. (I hate him too, but I am working on finesse, so I am not as cruel as she is.) How much does she hate him? I read her a fanfic where he died, and she wanted me to read it over and over so that she could cheer when he died.

Awww, but Volger is so cool and just awesome in general. :(

Volger isn’t all bad, he cares about Alek. He has a heart. I know he does. Something is pumping blood to his brain.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 27, 2011, 01:49:20 PM
I love the way you worded that...and rest assured, while I admit I would not mourn if he died, I wouldn't kill him either. That is why my sister would bother him more...
I think half the reason I hate him so much is that mustache.  I'm autistic, and as a result I have a fear of heavy facial hair.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on April 27, 2011, 01:56:33 PM
I love the way you worded that...and rest assured, while I admit I would not mourn if he died, I wouldn't kill him either. That is why my sister would bother him more...
I think half the reason I hate him so much is that mustache.  I'm autistic, and as a result I have a fear of heavy facial hair.

Ha ha thanks. What if a loris suddenly decided to don a mustache?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 27, 2011, 01:58:31 PM
Like that picture of Larry?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 27, 2011, 02:01:11 PM
Hey, Awesomegoat, are you the same Awesomegoat that writes the funny "Drabbles" fanfic on ff.net?

Yes
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on April 27, 2011, 02:04:27 PM
Like that picture of Larry?

Yes, but of course the loris is harmless compared to Volger.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 27, 2011, 02:04:45 PM
Hey, Awesomegoat, are you the same Awesomegoat that writes the funny "Drabbles" fanfic on ff.net?

Yes
Cool...I'm jealous. How is it that an eleven-year-old is better at writing than I am?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 27, 2011, 02:05:27 PM
Like that picture of Larry?

Yes, but of course the loris is harmless compared to Volger.
Very true...I guess that Larry is covered in hair anyway, so a mustache may not make too much difference.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 27, 2011, 02:17:19 PM
Hey, Awesomegoat, are you the same Awesomegoat that writes the funny "Drabbles" fanfic on ff.net?

Yes
Cool...I'm jealous. How is it that an eleven-year-old is better at writing than I am?

Nah… I'm not better.  I love every fic I read.  In my world, everyone is awesome.  It really works out nicely…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 28, 2011, 09:16:51 AM
I'm sure. :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on April 28, 2011, 09:19:38 AM
I love the way you worded that...and rest assured, while I admit I would not mourn if he died, I wouldn't kill him either.

I like the way you worded that. I'm not the biggest Volger fan either... He's all right, but not the best character.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 28, 2011, 09:27:53 AM
He isn't too nice.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 28, 2011, 09:56:43 AM
I like him!!!! He tried so hard to get Alek to safety, he keeps on 'failing' and he has an epic mustache.  Epic
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 28, 2011, 01:37:18 PM
Epic
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 28, 2011, 01:53:05 PM
Very
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 28, 2011, 04:29:05 PM
                                                     
?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 28, 2011, 11:53:41 PM
VERY EPIC!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on April 29, 2011, 09:42:58 AM
Try breaking it into syllables, like:
"Ep-ic." It sounds more awesome that way.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 29, 2011, 09:46:16 AM
Good idea… 8)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 29, 2011, 01:18:32 PM
EEEEE PPPPPP IIIIIII CCCC !!!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 30, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
Make a Count Volger on The Sims. Make him watch as Sim Volger tries on dresses and does other embarrasing things.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 12:52:04 PM
Like kiss Dr. Barlow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 30, 2011, 12:52:32 PM
Or Sim Klopp. ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 30, 2011, 01:19:51 PM
..........oh god........      :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 01:23:23 PM
That'd be weird.... O.o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 01:24:37 PM
That would be amazing. XD

I wish I had Sims. Make a whole Leviathan cast. LOL
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 01:25:04 PM
That.  Would.  Be.  AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 30, 2011, 01:43:07 PM
I have it...
But the CD grew legs and ran off...  >:(
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
Eh… parental controls blocked it.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on April 30, 2011, 01:46:53 PM
That would be amazing. XD

I wish I had Sims. Make a whole Leviathan cast. LOL
I made one with Alek, Deryn, Newkirk, Lilit, and Barlow. (They didn't have any epic moustaches for Volger. :'()
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 02:02:15 PM
What?! How could they not have an epic mustache for Volger!?

LOL Make a shaved version.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 02:04:18 PM
If that happened, Volger's epicness will go down a few numbers.  And epicness numbers are to supposed to climb!!! :'(
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 02:05:04 PM
What?! How could they not have an epic mustache for Volger!?

LOL Make a shaved version.
*gasps* Blasphemy!  :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 02:07:17 PM
*sniff* poor mustache…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 02:09:40 PM
What?! How could they not have an epic mustache for Volger!?

LOL Make a shaved version.
*gasps* Blasphemy!  :o

I know! I never should have said that! D:
Forgive me mustache!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 02:13:36 PM
*coaxes mustache out of corner*. There there…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 02:17:06 PM
*pats it, then grabs it and glues it to Larry's face* There, now it's all better...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 02:19:02 PM
Perfect… oh no, we forgot to name the mustache!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 02:20:49 PM
The mustache's name is Mustache. It's just that cool you see.  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 02:22:38 PM
 :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 02:23:23 PM
Yay! Mustache the mustache! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 02:25:30 PM
It's an Awesome name!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 30, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
The mustache's name is Mustache. It's just that cool you see.  :D


But can this Mr. Mustache have a mustache??   :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 03:04:56 PM
It's possible he could, but as he is made out of hair and his mustache would be made out of the same hair, would we ever know for sure?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 03:06:10 PM
He could die it purple and green…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 03:13:00 PM
.....Did anyone else get a random mental image of Cousin IT with a mustache? Or is that just me?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 03:14:39 PM
I dont even know who cousin it is, so…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 03:16:10 PM
 :o Oh dear dear dear, we must remedy this!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 03:16:57 PM
 ???
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 03:18:53 PM
May I introduce you to Cousin It, from the Adams Family:
(http://quest.lv/kusaba/meep/src/129986634364.jpg)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on April 30, 2011, 03:19:26 PM
I dont even know who cousin it is, so…

*Gasp!* No way! You've never seen The Adams Family?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 03:19:40 PM
Oh. Off of Addams Family.
                 
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR22wyVTdK9YwdKjKfxv9kOvTHM5Mvm2H8W5CJa8vXQvDPMzfPXbA)
                  ^Cousin Itt
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 03:20:16 PM
Adams family?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 03:21:24 PM
ಠ_ಠ <Srsly?)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 03:23:50 PM
Addams family.

They're crazy and they're cooky.
Mysterious and spooky.
They're altogether ooky
The Addams family
*Snap snap*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 03:25:15 PM
Okay…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 30, 2011, 03:27:05 PM
Don't even get me started on shows that no one's heard about...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 03:30:16 PM
Okay…

D:


Go on youtube RIGHT THIS MINUTE and look up The Addams Family.

Don't even get me started on shows that no one's heard about...

Sure there are quite a few...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 30, 2011, 03:35:28 PM
Aye, you don't want to know...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 03:36:06 PM
Okay…

D:


Go on youtube RIGHT THIS MINUTE and look up The Addams Family.

Don't even get me started on shows that no one's heard about...

I can't do YouTube right now :'(

Sure there are quite a few...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 03:43:18 PM
Flippin turd buckets! Why not? D:
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 03:45:14 PM
Because I'm posting on my iPod… and don't have my earphones.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 03:52:09 PM
Ooooooh. Technology. >>
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 30, 2011, 03:53:44 PM
Aye...I've only got an iPod Nano....the one with the speaker and camera...

And I received my first cell phone in November....

(I'm way behind...)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 03:55:29 PM
Ha, I got my first cell phone in November too, plus I have to share it with my sister. And I recently lost my MP3. It's slowly killing me inside.... :'(
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on April 30, 2011, 03:56:44 PM
Ooooooh. Technology. >>

Technology hates me.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 03:57:50 PM
I have an mp3 player..... that was dropped in coffee (Not mine. Stuff tastes like feet) and now only works when plugged into a computer...
I got my first cell phone, like, 2 weeks ago. 0o

Ooooooh. Technology. >>

Technology hates me.

Ja. Know the feelin.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 30, 2011, 04:03:10 PM
Aye, but remember I'm 16...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on April 30, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Same. So it's rather a lot more behind the times for us. :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on April 30, 2011, 04:04:43 PM
Psh! So'm I! My younger sister had one before me....then I got one when she started stealin mams.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on April 30, 2011, 04:05:37 PM
It tends to work that way...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on April 30, 2011, 06:32:14 PM
not with me...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 01, 2011, 07:10:06 AM
Not with all the people who dont have 6 siblings
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 01, 2011, 07:39:24 AM
I have one… which is way too much
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 01, 2011, 07:44:57 AM
not with me...
Lucky you!
@ Clankinist, I feel for you!
@ Awesomegoat: I know exactly what you mean!  I have a twin sister (don't get me starated!) and she steals my technology (amid other things) all the time! It's mildly annoying, but I don't really use my tech stuff much, 'cuz it all hates me, like other people were saying on here (glad to know I'm not alone!). Like in tech, I switched computers every day for a week, and every day for a week the one I was on was magically out of order. I think they've been programmed to recognize me...
Oh, yeah, and I got a cell phone a year ago. Since then, I've used it twice.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 01, 2011, 07:46:39 AM
Whoa… poor you!  I hate it when that happens.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 01, 2011, 07:53:44 AM
Whoa… poor you!  I hate it when that happens.
It wasn't too bad...I got to just sit through tech class, while the teacher tried to figure out what was wrong, and my friend, (Who was probably insanely jelous) stuck a pencil in my back and I got back at him by turning on Caps Lock while he wasn't looking and breaking the tips to both his pencils. Ahhhh, tech class...

Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 01, 2011, 01:16:02 PM
Sweet, sweet revenge
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 01, 2011, 01:18:43 PM
I have one… which is way too much

I feel ya'.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 01, 2011, 01:25:45 PM
But all you people are so incredibly lucky! D:
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 01, 2011, 01:27:48 PM
Please, I know a girl who has at least 11 brothers and sisters, I've lost count by now. Six is nothing.  :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 01, 2011, 01:28:10 PM
But all you people are so incredibly lucky! D:

We know...just sometimes it doesn't feel like it....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 01, 2011, 01:32:00 PM
Please, I know a girl who has at least 11 brothers and sisters, I've lost count by now. Six is nothing.  :P

I know 6 is nothing (A lady in my church had 13). I wish I just had one.
I feel sorry for those with 11+. We have that many dogs and they all get jealous, so I cant imagine how kids with so many feel.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 01, 2011, 01:34:05 PM
I know! The girl I know is the oldest, and she gets up a six in the morning every morning just to make breakfast for all her siblings! I don't know how she does it!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 01, 2011, 01:35:14 PM
Well, sometimes it requires a pan or a skillet....maybe eggs or something....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 01, 2011, 01:37:37 PM
Not that, the getting up bit. Although how she makes breakfast for all those people is slightly beyond me as well. I tried boiling water once and ended up having an oven mit catch fire. ^^;
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 01, 2011, 01:38:20 PM
Well, sometimes it requires a pan or a skillet....maybe eggs or something....

Hah! You've got how my jokes work!!   ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 01, 2011, 01:43:45 PM
Not that, the getting up bit. Although how she makes breakfast for all those people is slightly beyond me as well. I tried boiling water once and ended up having an oven mit catch fire. ^^;
LOL I knew what you mean. It's okay; I can burn chicken while it's sitting in water.

Well, sometimes it requires a pan or a skillet....maybe eggs or something....

Hah! You've got how my jokes work!!   ;D
Haha! I love sarcasm!

...I technical thinking. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 01, 2011, 10:34:19 PM
Not that, the getting up bit. Although how she makes breakfast for all those people is slightly beyond me as well. I tried boiling water once and ended up having an oven mit catch fire. ^^;
Yikes! That must have been dramatizing!!! You didn't get burnt, did you?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 02, 2011, 01:26:44 AM
No, but my mom had to put it in the sink and pour water on it because I didn't know what to do.  :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 02, 2011, 01:31:49 AM
No, but my mom had to put it in the sink and pour water on it because I didn't know what to do.  :P
Well...that's what moms are for, right (JK, in case there are any mothers on here)? I have to get up @ 6 on school days, but my mom makes breakfast, so it's all good.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 02, 2011, 01:46:22 AM
OH, and as for the ways of annoying Volger, complain about overprotective parenting and books like the TIger Mom. "And she made them practice for hours, can you believe it! THey had to get As in all subjects!" or "Parents these days! I swear, osme of them never let their children out of the house!"

Make him watch little kid movies with big happy themes like "The Grinch WHo Stole Christmas." Comment on how his heart could use some blowing up, too.

Let all the ships messanger lizards lose in his room, and refuse to help him clean up.

Insist you're going to help him and Alek do some spring cleaning and throw out everything valuable out the window because it's weighing down the Leviathan.
You: "You don't need this do you? *kerplunk as it falls out the window.*
VOlger: "That. was. a. 17th CENTURY. fighting. saber."
You: "I rest my case. "
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 02, 2011, 02:53:34 AM
You have Awesome ideas.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on May 02, 2011, 02:54:55 AM
Tell him fencing is for girls. MARTIAL ART IS FOR REAL MEN!!! XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 02, 2011, 02:56:59 AM
Or just brag that you fence with claymores...or bastard swords, or something....

Not "Wimpy" little sabers.    ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 02, 2011, 02:59:21 AM
You have Awesome ideas.
Thanks! I'm sure Volger, thinks otherwise....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 02, 2011, 03:01:04 AM
Tee Hee
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: tridecagirl on May 02, 2011, 03:18:45 AM
Tell him that the whole Alek-must-be-emperor thing is pointless because Austria Hungary is going to split in four years anyway, and then he'll be saddled with Alek for the rest of his life.  :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ItalianRose5 on May 02, 2011, 03:25:38 AM
Tell him that the whole Alek-must-be-emperor thing is pointless because Austria Hungary is going to split in four years anyway, and then he'll be saddled with Alek for the rest of his life.  :o

LoL.  Yes, technically, if Alek is the next emperor, and we stick with history, he will "not officially abdicate" (look it up on wikipedia.  That's basically what the dude after Franz Joseph did).  And then he will be kicked out of Austria because that's what the people did.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 02, 2011, 06:52:24 AM
Tell him that the whole Alek-must-be-emperor thing is pointless because Austria Hungary is going to split in four years anyway, and then he'll be saddled with Alek for the rest of his life.  :o
Dum dum DUUUUM
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 02, 2011, 06:59:28 AM
Quite.   ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 02, 2011, 01:40:14 PM
Or just brag that you fence with claymores...or bastard swords, or something....

Not "Wimpy" little sabers.    ;)

Oh gahl yus!
I love bastard swords. ^^
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 02, 2011, 04:57:15 PM
katanas!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 02, 2011, 05:08:30 PM
Tehe. I spelled swords wrong. But then I fixed it. XD

I prefer sporks.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 02, 2011, 05:10:52 PM
what are those?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 02, 2011, 05:16:02 PM
Well, when a mommy spoon and a daddy fork love eachother very much, they make a baby that looks like this
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS10JX-ZNfw8X0YJNaqLBMx2h6iY1ccm1qX3-xQ-JsJBSRWujGkcw)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 02, 2011, 05:35:14 PM
haha!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 02, 2011, 05:45:53 PM
I love sporks. My weapon of choice in the zombie apocalypse. ^^
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 02, 2011, 05:55:58 PM
heres mine  ::) (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6n8Qaa9oUjTdHdHtxaB6FDeKiBJHq6XbN8jmOqJUSUYGY0x8X)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 02, 2011, 06:00:08 PM
Amazing. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 02, 2011, 06:14:02 PM
you should see me in action! lol.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 02, 2011, 06:23:47 PM
Duel time!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 02, 2011, 06:28:34 PM
on guard sir! (http://www.hung-truong.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/p-alakazam.gif)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 02, 2011, 06:30:47 PM
O.O
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTS8lEsH32eImBZLMJM3o6QDswMYQBgIs8QwNPqtas38DA9HhaR)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 02, 2011, 06:32:02 PM
Though shall not turn in the face of battle!(http://blueknightsmc.homestead.com/files/knightwarrior.gif)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 02, 2011, 07:02:28 PM
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/259/2/f/got_the_balls_by_art_bandgeek-d2yvhsp.jpg)
I've got the balls though.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 02, 2011, 07:04:25 PM
what?!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 03, 2011, 05:39:28 AM
This will probably be a very...interesting...fight.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 03, 2011, 07:02:14 AM
Well, when a mommy spoon and a daddy fork love eachother very much, they make a baby that looks like this
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS10JX-ZNfw8X0YJNaqLBMx2h6iY1ccm1qX3-xQ-JsJBSRWujGkcw)

I like the way you explained that.  :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 03, 2011, 07:57:10 AM
what?!
Well, ,technically he's got the balla....or flails.

Well, when a mommy spoon and a daddy fork love eachother very much, they make a baby that looks like this
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS10JX-ZNfw8X0YJNaqLBMx2h6iY1ccm1qX3-xQ-JsJBSRWujGkcw)

I like the way you explained that.  :)
i explain a lot of stuff that way. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on May 03, 2011, 08:36:55 AM
That would be amazing. XD

I wish I had Sims. Make a whole Leviathan cast. LOL
I made one with Alek, Deryn, Newkirk, Lilit, and Barlow. (They didn't have any epic moustaches for Volger. :'()

I made a few of them here: http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=21615.0 (You can download them if you have sims 2...) I made Lilit too but never put her in game... The moustache thing was the reason I never made Volger though I have thought about trying because Barlow gets a bit lonely with just Tazza. XD

Well, when a mommy spoon and a daddy fork love eachother very much, they make a baby that looks like this
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS10JX-ZNfw8X0YJNaqLBMx2h6iY1ccm1qX3-xQ-JsJBSRWujGkcw)

That's awesome. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 08:39:55 AM
U know what's better? Knispork! I am a owner and it beats washing three sets of dishes....  ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 03, 2011, 09:12:55 AM
Ah. True that.  Pure win.
I saw a pocket knife at a thrift store that had a spork in it. Mam wouldnt let me get it. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on May 03, 2011, 09:22:57 AM
That would be amazing. XD

I wish I had Sims. Make a whole Leviathan cast. LOL
I made one with Alek, Deryn, Newkirk, Lilit, and Barlow. (They didn't have any epic moustaches for Volger. :'()

I made a few of them here: http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=21615.0 (You can download them if you have sims 2...) I made Lilit too but never put her in game... The moustache thing was the reason I never made Volger though I have thought about trying because Barlow gets a bit lonely with just Tazza. XD

Get TS3. I like it way better. Of course, mine doesn't work now, so I only have TS2, but TS3 actually has moustaches :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on May 03, 2011, 09:30:03 AM
I just don't like Sims 3... I will be sticking with Sims 2 because I like the way it is set up better. I'm weird like that.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on May 03, 2011, 09:30:45 AM
Okay, but they have mustaches!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 03, 2011, 09:52:43 AM
That would be amazing. XD

I wish I had Sims. Make a whole Leviathan cast. LOL
I made one with Alek, Deryn, Newkirk, Lilit, and Barlow. (They didn't have any epic moustaches for Volger. :'()

I made a few of them here: http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=21615.0 (You can download them if you have sims 2...) I made Lilit too but never put her in game... The moustache thing was the reason I never made Volger though I have thought about trying because Barlow gets a bit lonely with just Tazza. XD


Awww, yes Volger should be there to give the boffin some company.  ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 12:02:52 PM
back to topic:
tell the Count that u used the letter for a sketch *holds up ugly (REALLY UGLY) sketch of volger on back of the letter*
thats Alek's letter if u got confuzzuled (confused)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 03, 2011, 01:09:03 PM
Tell him you know his secret… laugh as he tries to find out what you know.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 01:45:48 PM
lol  :D thats a good one! ^
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 03, 2011, 01:48:44 PM
steal his sword?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 01:54:24 PM
yes! we must!!! >:) muahaha!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 03, 2011, 01:55:00 PM
hmmm...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 01:58:44 PM
who is willing to possible die by the hands of volger to get that fancing sword of his! no one...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 03, 2011, 01:59:19 PM
fencing swords are blunt.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 02:24:26 PM
didnt know that...i bet volger would still hang up lots of wanted posters for the thief
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 03, 2011, 02:25:26 PM
but he is currently a prisoner though.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 03, 2011, 02:27:05 PM
but he is currently a prisoner though.

It'd be funny if he hung a wanted poster of himself up on the wall. He'd criticize that they got his mustache wrong.  ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 02:27:50 PM
lol i can see that happening... :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 03, 2011, 02:29:49 PM
I
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Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 03, 2011, 02:32:42 PM
He'd also probably criticize the reward amount, saying that he's worth much more $$$

Definitely more than a dollar! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 03, 2011, 02:33:36 PM
hahahaha! to true and he would say his hair is to bushy and his moustache too long. lol!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 02:34:06 PM
i think he would want at least $100 for himself
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 03, 2011, 02:34:42 PM
probably a gold bar.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 02:38:23 PM
yes wanted Volger reward, Alek's missing gold bars
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 03, 2011, 02:38:53 PM
they'll have one hell of a search.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 02:40:51 PM
ikr!!!   wait the gold bars or for volger  on a computer i can never tell if someone is being sarcastic
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 03, 2011, 02:42:40 PM
They'd definitely be buried under a massive amount of snow. I say we go on a treasure hunt!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
grabs shovel and pick axe with flash light lets get to it!  :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 03, 2011, 02:46:45 PM
fun!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 02:48:48 PM
anyone know how much it is to get a flight into the alps?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 03, 2011, 02:49:53 PM
free if you're a stow away…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 03, 2011, 02:52:07 PM
lol bye guys going for some shut eye! tommorow its to the Alps!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 03, 2011, 02:52:37 PM
Or...you could just drive a Jeep up there...or a walker....or just hike it...


...or helecopter....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 03, 2011, 02:57:15 PM
my dad could fly us!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 03, 2011, 02:58:22 PM
Excellent!

(Though we may have to parachute out...)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 03, 2011, 03:03:46 PM
nah… hes the best pilot ever.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 03, 2011, 03:06:36 PM
Aye, but can he land on rocks?  Crevices?  Razorbacks?  Mountain edges?

"cause that's what's up there...unfortunately...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 03, 2011, 03:08:36 PM
he used to be search and rescue pilot.  his job was to land in rocks and save people.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 03, 2011, 03:09:34 PM
Excellent!  I have an uncle (Who lives in Australia) who used to be a search and rescue diver for the coast guard!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 03, 2011, 03:10:08 PM
cool!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 04, 2011, 06:00:04 AM
Find the bars and don't give them back. Instead give them to Alek and make him use them to finance his and Deryn's wedding.
Alek: "Hey, Count, look what I found?"
Volger: "Finally! Give those to me!"
Alek: "Nah, I think I'll keep them thanks. I have something that needs to be financed."
Volger: *groans* "I forbid you from financing anymore revolutions!"
Alek: "That's not it! I'm getting married!"
Volger: *goes bug eyed* "what...you're...no!...commoner? I FORBID YOU....!"
Alek: "Well, what are you going to do? I have the gold? What can you do to prevent it, huh?"
Volger: muttering darkly "suddenly that cage in England doesn't sound like such a bad idea."
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 04, 2011, 08:42:10 AM
Major LOLing!!!!! Nice work I those u my imaginary hat! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 04, 2011, 08:49:30 AM
Major LOLing!!!!! Nice work I those u my imaginary hat! :D
Thx! ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 04, 2011, 08:51:25 AM
No prob it was funny  ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 04, 2011, 06:36:13 PM
you could always spill tea on him. REALLY  HOT tea.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 04, 2011, 08:34:51 PM
you could always spill tea on him. REALLY  HOT tea.
That'll do it.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 04, 2011, 10:42:43 PM
ouch
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 05, 2011, 01:56:13 AM
Tie a piece of pink ribbon to the end of his saber, so that it looks like one of those batons with streamers on the end.

And then proceed to run around with it dancing :D
   (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/078/d/5/Fun_With_Ribbon_by_BurgerBunny.gif)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on May 05, 2011, 03:43:32 AM
They'd definitely be buried under a massive amount of snow. I say we go on a treasure hunt!

I think there's a post on here about the missing gold bars. It's called something like, "The things only I notice in a series..." or something like that.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: jessinator11 on May 05, 2011, 06:07:01 AM
Tie a piece of pink ribbon to the end of his saber, so that it looks like one of those batons with streamers on the end.

And then proceed to run around with it dancing :D
   (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/078/d/5/Fun_With_Ribbon_by_BurgerBunny.gif)

Best. Emoticon. EVER!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 05, 2011, 06:11:58 AM
Tie a piece of pink ribbon to the end of his saber, so that it looks like one of those batons with streamers on the end.

And then proceed to run around with it dancing :D
   (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/078/d/5/Fun_With_Ribbon_by_BurgerBunny.gif)

Best. Emoticon. EVER!!
Seconded. :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 05, 2011, 07:23:52 AM
Tie a piece of pink ribbon to the end of his saber, so that it looks like one of those batons with streamers on the end.

And then proceed to run around with it dancing :D
   (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/078/d/5/Fun_With_Ribbon_by_BurgerBunny.gif)

Best. Emoticon. EVER!!
Seconded. :D
Argh, I can't see it! It's just a little red x. But I'm sure it's awesome!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on May 05, 2011, 11:42:22 AM
 (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/078/d/5/Fun_With_Ribbon_by_BurgerBunny.gif)  (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/078/d/5/Fun_With_Ribbon_by_BurgerBunny.gif)  (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/078/d/5/Fun_With_Ribbon_by_BurgerBunny.gif)  (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/078/d/5/Fun_With_Ribbon_by_BurgerBunny.gif)  (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/078/d/5/Fun_With_Ribbon_by_BurgerBunny.gif) 
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 05, 2011, 12:45:38 PM
So then if that emoticon is Alek then alek is pink? Hmm if u could turn that blue than that would be interesting to imagine...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 05, 2011, 12:57:08 PM
I can just picture the headline now… 'Prince gone girly'
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 05, 2011, 01:44:28 PM
That's happened before....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 05, 2011, 02:36:47 PM
where?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 05, 2011, 07:07:10 PM
this just started getting interesting...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 06, 2011, 06:42:19 AM
Poor prince!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 06, 2011, 08:00:42 AM
eh...!  ???
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: FleaBird6 on May 06, 2011, 12:07:16 PM
Actualy, Pink was orriginaly for boys because blue was more 'femine', at the time, pink was just changin/changed/about to change to a girl color.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 06, 2011, 12:09:23 PM
Wow and so back to my oldish question what if he was blue! It's like I knew!!!!
So then if that emoticon is Alek then alek is pink? Hmm if u could turn that blue than that would be interesting to imagine...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on May 06, 2011, 12:15:27 PM
Actualy, Pink was orriginaly for boys because blue was more 'femine', at the time, pink was just changin/changed/about to change to a girl color.

Yeah, I had been going to say that modern social constructs about gender and colour didn't exist until quite recently, but I didn't want to be nitpicky. Your description is much more understandable than mine. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: FleaBird6 on May 06, 2011, 12:21:43 PM
I wonder if Count Volger would be more annoyed with Alek likeing pink, blue, or yellow...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 06, 2011, 12:24:27 PM
We can glue feathers and sparkles on him! ( I know that sounded girl but that was the purpose)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: FleaBird6 on May 06, 2011, 12:25:55 PM
Fabricated glue, sparkles and feathers?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 06, 2011, 12:26:41 PM
Yes! :D purfect!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 06, 2011, 01:15:31 PM
would be super cool
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 06, 2011, 01:19:13 PM
where?

In History my young friend.    8)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 06, 2011, 01:22:18 PM
oh… that gives me an idea, because it isn't like history is thousands of years old!  *is sarcastic in (hopefully) nice way*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 06, 2011, 03:15:45 PM
I know where they get glitter from.  8)

...And it isnt from unicorn poop
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 06, 2011, 06:56:58 PM
have to agree with that.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 06, 2011, 11:33:49 PM
I know where they get glitter from.  8)

...And it isnt from unicorn poop
Where else do you get glitter?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 07, 2011, 12:23:33 AM
where your siblings brain is supposed to be.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 07, 2011, 07:29:21 AM
Lol and from the rare glitter tree! Lol jk but still O. O
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 07, 2011, 09:11:20 AM
I know where they get glitter from.  8)

...And it isnt from unicorn poop

Why do I feel...at ease?...with this discovery??
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 07, 2011, 09:13:28 AM
I know where they get glitter from.  8)

...And it isnt from unicorn poop

Why do I feel...at ease?...with this discovery??
Because it's never good to be touching anything's...waste....and chances are you've come in contact with glitter at some point in your life.
At least, that' s my theory. Unless the reason is that you're a unicorn, which seems somewhat unlikely....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 07, 2011, 09:15:19 AM
Well it's possible, but why would a unicorn be on a Westerfeld site anyway? Scott's team zombie. :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 07, 2011, 09:16:38 AM
Winny...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 07, 2011, 09:18:03 AM
Hmm??
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 07, 2011, 09:27:08 AM
Winny...
*facepalm*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 07, 2011, 11:54:40 AM
Whinny whinny neigh. XD

Okay, so, y'all know how the Twilight suckers sparkle? Well, they cut one of those things up and burn them. Then Blade puts the ashes into little containers and sells them! The glitter-glu is made by combining the ashes with werewimp spit.

....I almost prefer unicorn poop...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on May 07, 2011, 11:57:00 AM
Hey...I'm a vampire fan... and besides, there aren't enough vampires in the world to make the amounts of glitter that people buy...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 07, 2011, 11:58:45 AM
I dont mind Suckers....it's just the Twilight ones that make me want to beat my head into the tack shed wall.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on May 07, 2011, 12:02:21 PM
...I suppose now would be a bad time to mention what my favorite books were before I discovered the Leviathan series? :-[
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 07, 2011, 12:03:43 PM
No, I knew that (Books thread). And might I say Im glad you, at least, prefer the sparkling Austrians and floating whales over the walking disco balls?  ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on May 07, 2011, 12:08:54 PM
I know where they get glitter from.  8)

...And it isnt from unicorn poop
Where else do you get glitter?
ask ke$ha where you get glitter and you will never run out
srry bad joke :-[
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on May 07, 2011, 12:26:36 PM
Tell him he needs to wax. Then wax his moustache >:3
Watch him scream in pain~
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on May 07, 2011, 12:28:25 PM
Tell him he needs to wax. Then wax his moustache >:3
Watch him scream in pain~
grr dont touch the moustache
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 07, 2011, 12:45:23 PM
oh he can grow a new one lol LETS DO IT! anyone got duct tape it hurts more than a wax if you use it right >:D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 07, 2011, 12:57:29 PM
No!!! Volgers mustache is awesome!!!
...And it's already a handlebar.
(http://logooftheday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ilovemous.gif)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 07, 2011, 01:00:19 PM
we can find him a fake one til it gorws back! no one will know!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 07, 2011, 02:11:03 PM
Anyone suggest dyeing his mustache pink?

(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/741/spinkmustache.jpg)

Original art done by stkidd: http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=volger&order=9&offset=0&offset=0#/d3bzpvj
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on May 07, 2011, 02:12:22 PM
Ooh, he'd hate that. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 07, 2011, 02:13:56 PM
Yes, he would, wouldn't he? That's exactly why I chose this picture; his face is priceless! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 07, 2011, 02:14:40 PM
dye it purple one day pink the next and then every color of the rainbow and the colors in between!!!! >:D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on May 07, 2011, 11:55:20 PM
Your EVIL.....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 08, 2011, 03:31:55 AM
Anyone suggest dyeing his mustache pink?

(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/741/spinkmustache.jpg)

Original art done by stkidd: http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=volger&order=9&offset=0&offset=0#/d3bzpvj


I love that picture! :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 08, 2011, 05:40:35 AM
yes that is a nice pic
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 08, 2011, 09:03:06 AM
Haha! I can just imagine.....
Alek: "'Mornin' Volger! Can you believe we're not in Japan ye- God's wounds! What happened to your mustache."
Volger: "Must.Kill.Crazy.Fangirls."
Deryn, Newkirk, Barlow,Klopp, Hoffman, Bauer: "BAHAHAHAHHAHAH!"
Alek: *ruptures one vital organ or another from trying not to laugh*
Volger: "Must. Kill."
Barlow: "What...*laughs* happened?"
Volger: "Will. Destroy."
Deryn:"Barking spiders, that's hilarious! You're mustache is pink!"
Bovril: "Barking spiders!"
Volger: "I can still beat your @ss at fencing any day."
Alek: *gives up and laughs*
Bovril: "Mr Volger...."
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on May 08, 2011, 09:06:26 AM
Use his sword to scratch off the rust off of the Barbaque


 :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 08, 2011, 09:23:37 AM
He goes more insane with every scrape... :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on May 08, 2011, 10:30:32 AM
Volger: no, no, no NOOOOOOOO

-starts throwing a hissy fit and rips his hair out and accidently pull mustache-

.........
.................
............................
.....................................

Volger: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
-grabs a middy and chucks his out the window-          >:(


-sits-



-loads gun-


-guys walks in-
....



-BAM-



Volger: all bettah        :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 08, 2011, 10:31:06 AM
Wow...your Volger is mental!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 08, 2011, 10:31:27 AM
Aye....I would tend to agree....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on May 08, 2011, 10:33:08 AM
s'ank you

o .o

soo...uhh....wat cha ladz desire to speak of in this plethora info?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 08, 2011, 10:33:47 AM
How to annoy the now-mental count...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on May 08, 2011, 10:38:07 AM
-puts a pantomine in front of him-
....
-along with a mime to imitate him-
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on May 08, 2011, 10:39:54 AM
-the point would be that they would be so still that the mime would forget to breath-

Volger:.......hah.......the last laugh         ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 08, 2011, 10:41:54 AM
Good point... ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 08, 2011, 12:23:50 PM
lol so now volgers mental i like it (not like he was far from it though...)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on May 08, 2011, 02:06:01 PM
Volger with the Jokers face....
that would be quite an endeavor...




  ::)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 08, 2011, 02:07:33 PM
... Dude, I think you just gave me nightmares. O_o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 08, 2011, 02:10:21 PM
... Dude, I think you just gave me nightmares. O_o

Ditto
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 08, 2011, 02:59:26 PM
...  O.o   ....oh god....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 08, 2011, 03:12:38 PM
 :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Puddles064 on May 08, 2011, 09:35:38 PM
Yikes.......O_________o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 09, 2011, 07:37:47 AM
holy cows and bacon!  :o thats the scariest thought yet!  :-[
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 09, 2011, 03:19:24 PM
scary
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 09, 2011, 05:50:42 PM
two words that's it just two words.


    oh god
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 10, 2011, 08:39:12 AM
Volger with the Jokers face....
that would be quite an endeavor...




  ::)
Oh Lord........ :o
heh.....where is harvy dent.......ok I'm officially creeped!
    Wait a minute.....Keith Ledger Joker or Jack Nicholson Joker?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 08:40:27 AM
Yes there is a difference which?  :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 10, 2011, 08:44:08 AM
Volger with the Jokers face....
that would be quite an endeavor...


  ::)
Oh Lord........ :o
heh.....where is harvy dent.......ok I'm officially creeped!
    Wait a minute.....Keith Ledger Joker or Jack Nicholson Joker?

Keith Ledger!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 10, 2011, 08:48:04 AM
I don't know....Jack Nicholson's face as the Joker was rather frightening... :-\
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 10, 2011, 08:48:20 AM
Heath. It's Heath Ledger. * struggling to contain fangirl rage*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 10, 2011, 08:53:40 AM
Heath. It's Heath Ledger. * struggling to contain fangirl rage*

Heath Ledger is the better Joker then. I like that Joker more.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 10, 2011, 08:55:13 AM
Yes indeed. :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: tridecagirl on May 10, 2011, 09:07:10 AM
Volger + Joker?

*curls into little ball and rocks back and forth*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: tridecagirl on May 10, 2011, 09:08:30 AM
Alek: Gah, my parents are dead, I'm a POW, and I kinda like a guy. Bleh.
Volger: *holding fencing saber threateningly* Why so serious?
Alek: Weren't you listeni- *looks* AUGH! Volger! What the F did you do to your face?
Volger: *cackles manaically*
Bovril: Run.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 09:16:32 AM
Bovril to deryn: run Mr Sharp!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 09:47:46 AM
me: *queitly eats bunny chocolate* i like easter candy…
deryn: WHY ARE YOU EATING CHOCLATE AT A TIME LIKE THIS??
me: want some? *holds chocolate out innocently*
deryn: ok
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 09:48:56 AM
Lol nice randomness! Perfect!!! I can sooo see that!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 09:49:58 AM
THX!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 09:52:40 AM
It should be BACON chocolate!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 09:55:44 AM
yummy
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 10:38:24 AM
yes yes it is. i have had it and im now in love with chocolate bacon!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on May 10, 2011, 10:43:40 AM
Paint all his clothes glow in the dark!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 10:44:23 AM
YES YES 100% YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 10:45:01 AM
it glows :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
I like stuff that glows...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 10:46:07 AM
i second that!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 10:47:01 AM
i has stars that glows... they are pretty
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 10:48:40 AM
lucky
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: tridecagirl on May 10, 2011, 10:51:17 AM
Shine a red light on him so the flechette bats erm... release on him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 10:52:39 AM
you want to kill him??
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 10:55:59 AM
appearently he is annoying himself but not THAT much!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 10:57:28 AM
Poor Volger :'(
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 11:02:52 AM
yes he live so long (i am guessing)
hey how old is volger!?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 11:04:09 AM
Scott said he was about 48
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 11:09:31 AM
ah! thx for the info what about the others....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 11:10:00 AM
*shrugs* I don't know
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 11:13:33 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 11:14:36 AM
suspicious......
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 10, 2011, 11:18:28 AM
Eh....?  ???
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 11:23:33 AM
we are wondering how old the characters are we know volger but what about the rest
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 10, 2011, 11:24:31 AM
yea, like what about Klopp?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 11:24:45 AM
Deryn: 15
Alek: 15
 Other peoples: NO IDEA!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 10, 2011, 01:37:19 PM
Dr. Barlow is like 29 or 30.

I think Klopp is pretty old.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 02:09:26 PM
yea klopp is our mistery man lol
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 02:10:35 PM
50?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 02:18:01 PM
idk he is the old one of the bunch we dont know his age! lol XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 02:21:05 PM
very wise
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 02:25:53 PM
<insert meditating emoticon here>
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 02:26:42 PM
hes not that old!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 02:30:31 PM
lol XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 02:31:06 PM
XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 10, 2011, 02:32:57 PM
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 10, 2011, 02:33:31 PM
wicked…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 10, 2011, 10:33:32 PM
Maybe he's....(brace yerself) A ROBOT!!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 11, 2011, 12:07:34 AM
*whimpers*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 11, 2011, 10:08:17 AM
Wow when I read the robot thing my brain instantly thought of a combo of volger and 3PO O. o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 11, 2011, 12:04:18 PM
whoa...that would be trippy! Can you imagine!  :D He'd have a utility mustache! BEWARE: IT SHOOTS LASERS!!!  :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 11, 2011, 02:01:21 PM
 :o
oh dear… do we really want to give him that?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 11, 2011, 02:08:41 PM
Wait, what? Give Klopp lasers, or give Volger lasers? I definitely think that Volger does NOT need lasers; that's just adding more fuel to the fire!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 11, 2011, 02:11:20 PM
no lasers period.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 11, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
lasers...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 12, 2011, 07:48:03 AM
Nope no lasers on volger 3PO NONE!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 12, 2011, 08:25:58 AM
True, for he does not use the force wisely.
  'These are not the Germans you are looking for.'
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 12, 2011, 08:28:07 AM
LOL XD THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! XD seriously I lol and my cat rotf (wether it was from laughter or something else idk)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 12, 2011, 08:30:47 AM
(Elvis pose and voice)
  Thank you, thank you very much.  8)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 12, 2011, 09:02:00 AM
we should be half droids...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on May 12, 2011, 10:17:56 AM
Constantly complement him on his very steampunkish outfit, and when he asks what steampunk is, refuse to elaborate.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 12, 2011, 01:55:27 PM
ooooo…..... big words….... *in trance of awe*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 12, 2011, 11:50:16 PM
I'm confused, since when does 3PO have lazers?  :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 13, 2011, 08:25:01 AM
Lol someone said something about having his mustache shoot lasers and we declined it
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: flashstick on May 13, 2011, 11:07:35 PM
C3PO doesn't have lasers, but you could always modify him to.

Laser on V3PO would be a really bad idea, albeit a hilarious one.

You could always annoy him by accusing him of being a cyborg... xD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 13, 2011, 11:32:02 PM
Even if 3PO had lazers, he would never use them. He's only a service droid.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 13, 2011, 11:50:15 PM
luckily
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 14, 2011, 09:22:11 AM
Lol nice choice for V3PO I like it!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 14, 2011, 12:13:14 PM
Even if 3PO had lazers, he would never use them. He's only a service droid.

V3PO on the other hand...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on May 14, 2011, 01:55:08 PM
I think the Terminator might be a better robot comparision. No need to even change the accent. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on May 14, 2011, 02:27:42 PM
Volger with the Jokers face....
that would be quite an endeavor...




  ::)


Volger to Deryn:"Do you want to know how i got these SCARS?!?"
Deryn:"umm......no?" ???
Volger:"Lemme tell you."
Deryn:"oh gawd....." :-X
(i shall let your imagination take over from here)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ItalianRose5 on May 14, 2011, 02:36:39 PM
Deryn punches him then throws him out the window
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 14, 2011, 03:02:10 PM
owch
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
ba-bye volger!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ItalianRose5 on May 16, 2011, 07:57:56 AM
well, that's what he gets.  Don't mess with Deryn.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 11:09:43 AM
my brother wants deryn and alek to die.  then he said the leviathan wasnt a whale, and we had a big arguement, then my mom came in, anx tolx him i was right.  when he asked why, she said because i know everything about it. ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 01:25:56 PM
well, that's what he gets.  Don't mess with Deryn.

Or anyone on top of England for that matter.... ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 01:31:50 PM
how come?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 01:33:40 PM
how come?


You ever pissed off a Scot before?.....I wouldn't try it...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 01:37:59 PM
i will take your word for it.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 01:39:03 PM
Good.     ;)


Actually, don't try to piss anybody off...you'll get farther in life that way.    ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 01:39:49 PM
should you anger your brother?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
....er.....no.


Just to play it safe....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 16, 2011, 01:49:22 PM
well, that's what he gets.  Don't mess with Deryn.

I actually don’t mind Volger messing with Deryn. It amuses me. I love his do-not-bother-me-peasant attitude. He’s so deliciously wicked, it’s delicious. Of course I think he is a good guy underneath it all, and I love him for it. But when he’s bad, he’s even better.  8)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
I agree completely.  ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 01:51:28 PM
i like him when he is sarcastic.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 01:54:31 PM
Aye, like when he says

"Of course, my annoying, useless little friend."  To Alek.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 01:55:01 PM
hes funny!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 01:58:29 PM
Even when he isn't trying to be!    ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 02:00:35 PM
which is why hes EEEEEEPPPPPPIIIIIICCCCCC
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 16, 2011, 02:02:04 PM
He's always epic.  ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 02:02:35 PM
so is mr. mustache
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 02:07:39 PM
Mustache is in the leagues with Chuck Norris and The Stig...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 02:09:21 PM
Stig?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 02:18:36 PM
Googleimages my friend.


Top Gear.

The Stig.


Look for his legends/myths.

Here's a few:
Some Say:

His heart ticks like a watch.

If he caught fire, he would burn for a thousand days.

He's confused by staires.

He has no understanding of clouds.

He thinks the credit crunch is a new kind of breakfast cereal.

His skin has the texture of a dolphin's.

His teeth glow in the dark.

His first name really is "The".

His tears are adhesive.

His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.

He only eats cheese.

He doesn't like to get his helmet wet.


All we know is: He's called The Stig.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 02:24:47 PM
i dont like cheese…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 02:25:38 PM
For me...it depends on the cheese...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 02:26:50 PM
i hate cheese
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 16, 2011, 02:27:35 PM
Okay then.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 16, 2011, 02:29:01 PM
yup
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Clankinist on May 16, 2011, 03:30:37 PM
Cheese is the food of the gods!

Especially head or goat...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 16, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
of course everyone knows that!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 17, 2011, 01:01:11 PM
why cheese?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Jemmy1213 on May 17, 2011, 02:51:10 PM
I know how to make cheese  ::) leave a glass of milk in your room for a week and a half... It's magic.. 
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 18, 2011, 06:59:17 AM
Mmmm....I like most cheses.
I think that choclate covered peanut butter pie is the food of the Gods, though.  :D
It's just too yummy.  ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on May 18, 2011, 07:04:36 AM
I got an evil one!
Make him go to a Justin Beiber concert. Extra points if you make him wear a JB t-shirt. *dodges fencing saber*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on May 18, 2011, 07:06:16 AM
LAWLS OKAY!!! who'll do tht?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on May 18, 2011, 07:07:18 AM
Just trick Alek into doing it. He's gullible.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on May 18, 2011, 07:10:44 AM
Yes yes he his!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 18, 2011, 07:12:38 AM
Just trick Alek into doing it. He's gullible.
Not that gullible, though.
You: "Hey, Alek, I gotta presnt for you..."
Alek: 'Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy...."
You:" Here! Thrust Beiber shirt and tickets in face.*
Alek: *somewhat like Ozzy Osbourne in that commercial* "What's a Beiber?!"
Looks at shirt "And why the hell is this girl's name Justin!"

Okay that was kinda mean. But true.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on May 18, 2011, 07:13:20 AM
I can picture Alek sitting in a corner after the concert, rocking back and forth. Poor guy!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on May 18, 2011, 07:15:22 AM
Omg gosh me too :O poor dude!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 18, 2011, 07:18:35 AM
We are so mean to him, LOL.
He'd be tramatized for life.  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on May 18, 2011, 07:19:47 AM
Poor Alek!! To me he's just like a small kid!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 18, 2011, 07:24:58 AM
Poor Alek!! To me he's just like a small kid!!
Yeah...a 7 year old in a 15 year old body.
Sometimes you wanna just reach through the books and give him a big hug.  ;D
It's a good thing we have Volger to look after him though. The intelligence of a 34 year old, the cruelty of a nasty high school boy (sorry nice boys. Most high school boys, let me rephrase), and a slighly out of whack moral compass, all wrapped up in a the body of a 40 something year old. Good caretaker for Alek, though I would not want to hug him.
Though that would be another way to piss him off: follow him around hugging him and tell him that it's national hug day and he should join in the spirit. Get the whole ship to join in. :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 18, 2011, 07:41:16 AM
Poor Alek!! To me he's just like a small kid!!
Yeah...a 7 year old in a 15 year old body.
Sometimes you wanna just reach through the books and give him a big hug.  ;D
It's a good thing we have Volger to look after him though. The intelligence of a 34 year old, the cruelty of a nasty high school boy (sorry nice boys. Most high school boys, let me rephrase), and a slighly out of whack moral compass, all wrapped up in a the body of a 40 something year old. Good caretaker for Alek, though I would not want to hug him.
Though that would be another way to piss him off: follow him around hugging him and tell him that it's national hug day and he should join in the spirit. Get the whole ship to join in. :D

I think Alek is too serious to be a 7 year old,  I always think of 7 year olds as being very carefree and happy.  And I do not think Alek is like that. If I were in Alek's situation, I would go goth, and only come out at night. During the day I would write  dark poetry in my room that I painted black,  and  listen to The Velvet Underground all day. 

I like the way you described Volger! :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 18, 2011, 08:23:07 AM
Poor Alek!! To me he's just like a small kid!!
Yeah...a 7 year old in a 15 year old body.
Sometimes you wanna just reach through the books and give him a big hug.  ;D
It's a good thing we have Volger to look after him though. The intelligence of a 34 year old, the cruelty of a nasty high school boy (sorry nice boys. Most high school boys, let me rephrase), and a slighly out of whack moral compass, all wrapped up in a the body of a 40 something year old. Good caretaker for Alek, though I would not want to hug him.
Though that would be another way to piss him off: follow him around hugging him and tell him that it's national hug day and he should join in the spirit. Get the whole ship to join in. :D

I think Alek is too serious to be a 7 year old,  I always think of 7 year olds as being very carefree and happy.  And I do not think Alek is like that. If I were in Alek's situation, I would go goth, and only come out at night. During the day I would write  dark poetry in my room that I painted black,  and  listen to The Velvet Underground all day

I like the way you described Volger! :)

LOL! ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on May 18, 2011, 08:40:22 AM
Alek acts like... a fifteen year old. Looking back at myself at fifteen... yeah, that's about right.  ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on May 18, 2011, 09:33:58 AM
Alek acts like... a fifteen year old. Looking back at myself at fifteen... yeah, that's about right.  ;)
Same. Heck, I'm still immature, but then again, I'm not very old. ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on May 18, 2011, 11:48:31 AM
Alek acts like... a fifteen year old. Looking back at myself at fifteen... yeah, that's about right.  ;)

Yeah, but he has about the brains of a 7-year-old. My little sister is TEN and she says Alek is an idiot. Mainly in regards to the end of chapter 34 of Behemoth, but plenty of other instances too. Like the newspaper stand, for example.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: jessinator11 on May 18, 2011, 11:54:41 AM
*sighs* Alek was sheltered.  He's lukcy he even bought a newspaper without finding a way to give himself a nasty papercut..that was cruel, my apologies, but you understand my point.  It's like when some people (like some of my friends) are so sheltered by their parents that they don't function well in normal society.  They become awkward in social situations, and thusly become basement junkies who's only companions are the people they meet playing call of duty online.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on May 18, 2011, 11:56:31 AM
The newspaper, okay, but some scenes you just have to wonder if Alek has suffered brain damage at some point.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on May 18, 2011, 12:56:08 PM
Well, I probably would have thought that he was an idiot at age fifteen... but I now realize that I was just as silly as Alek at his age. XD Although, I have to say I was pretty sheltered before I got a car, and I went almost everywhere with someone else. Since I'm extremely shy I usually got other people to talk to salespeople and waiters, and it didn't help that my mother liked ordering for me and never really forced me to learn how to do such things on my own. I wouldn't have been very good at buying a newspaper. XD

Though, my sister told me that when she first started read the book, she despaired that while Alek and Deryn would be cute together, it was a pity he was so much younger than her.  ;D She soon realized that they were actually the same age, however.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: jessinator11 on May 18, 2011, 12:58:23 PM
isn't Alek even a couple of months older than Deryn?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ItalianRose5 on May 18, 2011, 12:59:54 PM
Yes, Alek is almost 16 and Deryn just turned 15.  According to Scott
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 18, 2011, 04:14:57 PM
wow guess Deryn is to old for me...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on May 19, 2011, 08:22:30 AM
No worries, we'll invent a time machine! Or....an age-a-fire! Makes you older or younger!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 19, 2011, 01:41:50 PM
*sighs* Alek was sheltered.  He's lukcy he even bought a newspaper without finding a way to give himself a nasty papercut..that was cruel, my apologies, but you understand my point.  It's like when some people (like some of my friends) are so sheltered by their parents that they don't function well in normal society.  They become awkward in social situations, and thusly become basement junkies who's only companions are the people they meet playing call of duty online.

I know what the sheltered life is like.  And im only eleven.  But you know youre sheltered when a kid in your class tells you "You may be the smartest kid in the class, but __________, you seriously know nothing except that."
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on May 20, 2011, 02:16:04 AM
wow guess Deryn is to old for me...

LAWLS you just notcied that!! :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 20, 2011, 09:29:49 AM
Lovin' all the on topicness and such  ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 20, 2011, 11:14:58 AM
I want to contribute to the awesomeness! I hope these haven't been posted yet :-\

Go up to Volger and ask him what he thinks of bowler hats

Tell him that moustaches are sexy (even better to imagine his face if you're in your teens) *facepalm*

Name his moustache Sheldon

Stare deeply into his eyes and say "I support Aleryn!"

Lock him in the rookery

Tell him that his Austrian is showing

Whenever he insults Deryn, make sure you're standing behind him so that when he turns around, you're there. When he turns around and jumps, say, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!"

Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 20, 2011, 07:19:10 PM
.........wow.........
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 20, 2011, 09:08:43 PM
heh heh...yeah :-[
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 20, 2011, 10:18:12 PM
why are you embarrassed? it's a good thing!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 21, 2011, 05:41:55 AM
I dunno...random things I say tend to get weird looks...so yeah.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 21, 2011, 08:08:59 AM
I want to contribute to the awesomeness! I hope these haven't been posted yet :-\

Go up to Volger and ask him what he thinks of bowler hats

Tell him that moustaches are sexy (even better to imagine his face if you're in your teens) *facepalm*

Name his moustache Sheldon

Stare deeply into his eyes and say "I support Aleryn!"

Lock him in the rookery

Tell him that his Austrian is showing

Whenever he insults Deryn, make sure you're standing behind him so that when he turns around, you're there. When he turns around and jumps, say, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!"


those are all awesome. I wanna meet Sheldon :(
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 21, 2011, 08:09:48 AM
isn't he in the big bang tv show?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 21, 2011, 08:22:03 AM
Volger's mustache is on tv?!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 21, 2011, 08:39:11 AM
REALLY?! I just put a random name on the spot :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 21, 2011, 08:40:20 AM
no sheldon is a name of a character from a tv show.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 21, 2011, 08:41:10 AM
hahaha! Even better then! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 21, 2011, 01:37:20 PM
A really epic one to. I mean, he tries to blow up people with his mind. That's when you know you're cool. :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 21, 2011, 02:13:57 PM
He can kill people with words, nose look-downs, his mind, and....er...his swords...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 21, 2011, 07:01:18 PM
yeah his swords  ::)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 23, 2011, 03:20:46 AM
umm…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 23, 2011, 08:52:21 AM
Do I even want to know? :-\
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 23, 2011, 08:53:26 AM
 :-\ oh dear…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 23, 2011, 08:56:44 AM
It's not my fault for making it weird... :-X
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 23, 2011, 08:59:27 AM
YUS IT IS
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 23, 2011, 09:01:06 AM
Swords, to me, are hand held weapons of war with sharpened edges...nothing else...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 23, 2011, 09:01:37 AM
Okay...occasionally they're also works of art...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 23, 2011, 09:02:19 AM
Awwww… I THOUGHT THEY WERE MAGIC STICKS! *glares*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 23, 2011, 09:02:46 AM
....  O.o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 23, 2011, 09:03:45 AM
They can be *sulks in a corner*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 23, 2011, 09:04:43 AM
Never seen it happen....wish it did sometimes...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 23, 2011, 09:05:32 AM
SWORD OF GRIFFINDOR
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 23, 2011, 09:06:17 AM
I was just wondering about the italics...thise things imply sarcasm...I mean, we've all read leviathan :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 23, 2011, 09:07:23 AM
Aye, I'm aware...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 23, 2011, 09:12:00 AM
hmm
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 23, 2011, 09:26:09 AM
Attempting to get back on topic...
Put on a false moustache that's much bigger than his. Walk around stroking it and following him around.

Cover a brick in gold foil and walk around whistling. When you walk past Volger, tell him that he missed one.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 23, 2011, 09:27:06 AM
 :D


Brilliant!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 23, 2011, 09:28:57 AM
well, don't I feel appreciated ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 23, 2011, 04:24:28 PM
take all his swords!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 24, 2011, 05:48:21 AM
Impersonate Alek
Me: *Alek's thinking face*
Volger: Who the devil are you!
Me: I'm Aleksander Ferdinand, his most serene royal highness! Bow, Wildcount bimbo, bow!!!
Volger: ...What?
Me: You heard me, whiskers
Volger: Where's Alek?
Alek: Huh? What do you want?
Volger: Why. Is. There. Another. One. Of. You?
Alek: I didn't want to go to fencing...I was hanging out with Dylan.
Volger: DUMMKOPF!!!!!
Alek: What?!
Volger + Me: You have no idea...*facepalm*

Why do I always post crack ideas? :-\
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on May 24, 2011, 06:28:11 AM
Call him Ernst.
Shave (or wax) off his moustache while he's sleeping.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 24, 2011, 10:15:13 AM
Call him Ernst.
Shave (or wax) off his moustache while he's sleeping.

 :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 24, 2011, 01:32:03 PM
NOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 24, 2011, 06:54:03 PM
 :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 24, 2011, 08:51:30 PM
Ask for fencing lessons. Walk in with a picket fence post.

Steal Volger's rapier and poke stuff with it  :P

Go up in the Huxley and signal down "Wow! I can see Volger's moustache from up here!"

Give him a watch with Deryn's picture in it. Ask him "Do you happen to know what this is? I found it in Alek's room...bit stalker-ish, no?"
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on May 25, 2011, 05:17:20 AM
Steal all of his clothes and replace them with women's clothes.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 25, 2011, 05:42:43 AM
Steal all of his clothes and replace them with women's clothes.
Dr. Barlow's clothes!!! :o hahaha
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 25, 2011, 09:56:38 AM
give him lessons on something that he hates.

me: You see, thats how you make a prince fall in love with a commoner
volger: youre dead, innocent little girl
me: Oh, Alek!
Alek: *walks in holding Deryns hand* yes?
deryn: *kisses alek*. IN YOUR FACE, COUNT DUDE
volger: *dies*
me:  ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 25, 2011, 11:09:47 AM
Ask for fencing lessons. Walk in with a picket fence post.

Steal Volger's rapier and poke stuff with it  :P

Go up in the Huxley and signal down "Wow! I can see Volger's moustache from up here!"

Give him a watch with Deryn's picture in it. Ask him "Do you happen to know what this is? I found it in Alek's room...bit stalker-ish, no?"

 :D

BAHAHAHA!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: tridecagirl on May 25, 2011, 11:10:51 AM
Convince Dr. Barlow to walk around wearing one of Volger's shirts.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 25, 2011, 11:11:57 AM
Good luck...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 25, 2011, 11:57:37 AM
Then point it out or something to volger (this works best if he is on the edge of breaking it)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 25, 2011, 12:55:02 PM
hehehe
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 25, 2011, 01:12:54 PM
Convince Dr. Barlow to walk around wearing one of Volger's shirts.

Oh, there is a Varlow comment hidden in that statement somewhere. But blisters, I cannot find it.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 25, 2011, 03:31:43 PM
o.o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 26, 2011, 07:27:27 AM
Varlow???
But I  have a feeling that we would never get her to agree with this
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: monkeys_r_us on May 26, 2011, 07:56:42 AM
Varlow???
But I  have a feeling that we would never get her to agree with this
Maybe if you hold her bowler hat for ransom...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 26, 2011, 08:26:29 AM
And tazza
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 26, 2011, 09:11:06 AM
Convince Dr. Barlow to walk around wearing one of Volger's shirts.

Oh, there is a Varlow comment hidden in that statement somewhere. But blisters, I cannot find it.
Well, what would everyone else think when they see her walking around in his shirt?  ;D *shot*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on May 26, 2011, 09:12:44 AM
ha can you imagine aleks face ahhhh
 :o >:( :D :-[ :-\
a combination of the above
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 26, 2011, 09:36:51 AM
is that even possible?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on May 26, 2011, 11:01:27 AM
And then if Deryn saw the shipping in that, she would barf.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 26, 2011, 08:43:26 PM
Varlow???
But I  have a feeling that we would never get her to agree with this
Maybe if you hold her bowler hat for ransom...
OMG!!! I thought that too!!! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on May 26, 2011, 10:14:19 PM
is that even possible?
probably not but i bet you he could do it
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bananza on May 27, 2011, 07:34:09 AM
Any other funny ideas people's these are FUNNY!!!!!!! XD lovin this
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 27, 2011, 09:49:07 AM
Tell her you saw Volger throw Bovril off the Leviathan when he realized why Bovril bonded to Alek and Deryn.

Train Bovril to bond with you too. (heh heh heh she'll think the world's gone loony. First a loris bonds with "two boys" (hey! she hasn't found out...yet) and now it's bonded with three people)

Name the other loris "Earl Grey"

Teach Tazza the niceties of being a domestic house dog.

Ask her when ligers are coming to the world.

Make dinner for everyone on the ship. When asked what you're feeding them pause and say "Oh! Er...lor-erm Bov-erm...meat!"

Make references to Aleryn.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 27, 2011, 10:41:35 AM
Tell her you saw Volger throw Bovril off the Leviathan when he realized why Bovril bonded to Alek and Deryn.

I honestly cannot wait to see Volger's reaction when he hears Bovril say, "Mr. Sharp." *giggles* I think he's going to be very amused and/or smug about it. ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 27, 2011, 11:21:12 AM
Tell her you saw Volger throw Bovril off the Leviathan when he realized why Bovril bonded to Alek and Deryn.

I honestly cannot wait to see Volger's reaction when he hears Bovril say, "Mr. Sharp." *giggles* I think he's going to be very amused and/or smug about it. ;D

Yeah, me too.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on May 27, 2011, 11:47:39 AM
imagine how mad he would be once he rielzes alek thinks that it means nothing
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: tridecagirl on May 27, 2011, 11:48:44 AM
He'll be like, Of all the people in the world, I'm saddled with an idiot.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on May 27, 2011, 11:49:17 AM
haha yeah
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 27, 2011, 12:56:20 PM
He'll be like, Of all the people in the world, I'm saddled with an idiot.
LOL!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on May 27, 2011, 02:12:27 PM
He'll be like, Of all the people in the world, I'm saddled with an idiot.

Yes. XD But, he already knew that, didn't he?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 27, 2011, 02:13:03 PM
umm…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 27, 2011, 02:26:33 PM
He'll be like, Of all the people in the world, I'm saddled with an idiot.

Yes. XD But, he already knew that, didn't he?

But at least he stays with Alek. That has to count for something, right? He must care for Alek. Deep down. ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on May 27, 2011, 05:51:17 PM
DEEP down
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on May 28, 2011, 02:05:18 AM
Really deep
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 28, 2011, 05:45:20 AM
Tell her you saw Volger throw Bovril off the Leviathan when he realized why Bovril bonded to Alek and Deryn.

I honestly cannot wait to see Volger's reaction when he hears Bovril say, "Mr. Sharp." *giggles* I think he's going to be very amused and/or smug about it. ;D
Doesn't Volger already know what "Mr. Sharp *giggle*" means? Or have I just been reading too many fanfics? :-\
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: By_the_Books on May 28, 2011, 05:55:30 AM
From what I remember, I'm pretty sure he knows the significance. But like you, my memory may be tainted with too much fanfiction  :-\
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on May 28, 2011, 08:25:57 AM
Volger knows the truth, yes. He just hasn't heard Bovril say the exact words, "Mr. Sharp" yet.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on May 28, 2011, 11:22:41 AM
i tought that when aek and volgur where talking at the end of behemoth he heard brovil say MRsharp *giggle*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on May 28, 2011, 12:28:58 PM
Augh! I'm so frustrated that I don't know! I was waiting until Goliath came out so I could buy a box set, but at this point I'm just gonna get the first two books!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on May 28, 2011, 02:15:35 PM
i tought that when aek and volgur where talking at the end of behemoth he heard brovil say MRsharp *giggle*
Nope. Volger hasn't heard Bovril say that yet. Dr. Barlow heard it, I think. When Bovril and Larry were talking together.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 28, 2011, 02:48:44 PM
i tought that when aek and volgur where talking at the end of behemoth he heard brovil say MRsharp *giggle*
Nope. Volger hasn't heard Bovril say that yet. Dr. Barlow heard it, I think. When Bovril and Larry were talking together.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 28, 2011, 02:51:27 PM
Augh! I'm so frustrated that I don't know! I was waiting until Goliath came out so I could buy a box set, but at this point I'm just gonna get the first two books!



Have u read the first one yet?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: One Person on May 28, 2011, 02:58:05 PM
Use a gun and shoot next to his ear. That is very FUNNY!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on May 30, 2011, 02:29:05 PM
give Volger a Charlie Chaplin mustache?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 30, 2011, 02:34:17 PM
hehehehehe....



Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on May 30, 2011, 02:48:39 PM
lol, that's it for me scuz, getting late, but i shall delve deep into my subconsciousness and pull out some more...interesting things to add to this

Au Revoir..
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 30, 2011, 02:51:32 PM
I'm terrified to think about what you're subconciousness will bring out...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 30, 2011, 11:48:39 PM
I'm terrified to think about what you're subconciousness will bring out...
Ditto....
I almost feel sorry for Volger...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: DarwinsAngels on May 31, 2011, 03:48:28 AM
I'm terrified to think about what you're subconciousness will bring out...
Ditto....
I almost feel sorry for Volger...

'Almost'  ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 31, 2011, 06:20:18 AM
I'm terrified to think about what you're subconciousness will bring out...
Ditto....
I almost feel sorry for Volger...

'Almost'  ;)
That being the key word :D
Still, I don't think I would want to face down Vanitas's subconcious....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 31, 2011, 09:47:18 AM
I am sure Volger wouldn't like being pitied anyway.  ;)


I think calling him "V" would annoy him. Or calling him by his first name.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 31, 2011, 09:52:39 AM
I am sure Volger wouldn't like being pitied anyway.  ;)


I think calling him "V" would annoy him. Or calling him by his first name.
Call him Vol-dawg. That would probably bug him. Alot  ;D. (I got the idea from my gym teacher. For reasons unknown, she has inflicted the nickname 'Warr-dog" upon herself...)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 31, 2011, 10:02:33 AM
Or just talk like a gangster in general!

Me: Hey, Vol-dawg! Wussup, man?
Volger: ... What did you call me?
Me: Aw Vol-dawg, don't be hattin'!
Volger: Excuse me?
Me: C'mon, Volgy-d, it's cool bro!
Volger: Would you stop addressing me in such a vulgar manor?!
Me: Geeze man, what's wit' cha today? Chillax, dude!
Volger Well I never... *walks away, utterly offended*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 31, 2011, 10:14:31 AM
Or just talk like a gangster in general!

Me: Hey, Vol-dawg! Wussup, man?
Volger: ... What did you call me?
Me: Aw Vol-dawg, don't be hattin'!
Volger: Excuse me?
Me: C'mon, Volgy-d, it's cool bro!
Volger: Would you stop addressing me in such a vulgar manor?!
Me: Geeze man, what's wit' cha today? Chillax, dude!
Volger Well I never... *walks away, utterly offended*
LOL! Convince Alek to dress up and talk like a gangster to him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 10:15:48 AM
*see's that image in her head* oh dear
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 31, 2011, 10:17:06 AM
Or just talk like a gangster in general!

Me: Hey, Vol-dawg! Wussup, man?
Volger: ... What did you call me?
Me: Aw Vol-dawg, don't be hattin'!
Volger: Excuse me?
Me: C'mon, Volgy-d, it's cool bro!
Volger: Would you stop addressing me in such a vulgar manor?!
Me: Geeze man, what's wit' cha today? Chillax, dude!
Volger Well I never... *walks away, utterly offended*
LOL! Convince Alek to dress up and talk like a gangster to him.
No gangster Alek plz. The pants-down-to-your-knees thing really freaks me out.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 10:17:54 AM
I would scream and run away in terror
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 31, 2011, 10:20:59 AM
Yeah...on second thought...
Most of the boys in my school dress like that. It's naseauting.  :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 31, 2011, 10:23:07 AM
What's worse is when they wear skinnies, and still insist on wearing them around their ankles! *shudders*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 31, 2011, 10:26:20 AM
What's worse is when they wear skinnies, and still insist on wearing them around their ankles! *shudders*
Absolutely!!!
And when they're wearing underwear with the day of the week on it...
You know, there was one guy who shot a teenage boy three times in the rear for not pulling his pants up when he was told to.  :o
That'll teach you to respect your elders!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 31, 2011, 10:27:44 AM
Even when they have belts they do it. It's rather unappealing. I hope they do not expect to attract girls that way. Nobody wants to see your underwear! Pull up your pants! Geez, young people today, with their rap, and their Elvis Presley music.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on May 31, 2011, 10:29:43 AM
Even when they have belts they do it. It's rather unappealing. I hope they do not expect to attract girls that way. Nobody wants to see your underwear! Pull up your pants! Geez, young people today, with their rap, and their Elvis Presley music.
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY! Once to a guy's face.... ^-^
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 31, 2011, 10:30:21 AM
Even when they have belts they do it. It's rather unappealing. I hope they do not expect to attract girls that way. Nobody wants to see your underwear! Pull up your pants! Geez, young people today, with their rap, and their Elvis Presley music.
LOL, you know it, Seven! Jammin' to JailHouse Rock over here! ;D

Serioulsy, it's terrible. Half the people who have asked me out have been wearing their pants like that. You can guess what answer they got...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 31, 2011, 10:43:44 AM
Even when they have belts they do it. It's rather unappealing. I hope they do not expect to attract girls that way. Nobody wants to see your underwear! Pull up your pants! Geez, young people today, with their rap, and their Elvis Presley music.
LOL, you know it, Seven! Jammin' to JailHouse Rock over here! ;D

Serioulsy, it's terrible. Half the people who have asked me out have been wearing their pants like that. You can guess what answer they got...

Wait, really?  Because I seriously have that on my iPod!   :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on May 31, 2011, 11:09:26 AM
I wish. I actually like that song.
But I assume you were being sarcastic when you talked about us young folks listening to Elvis?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on May 31, 2011, 12:37:04 PM
I wish. I actually like that song.
But I assume you were being sarcastic when you talked about us young folks listening to Elvis?

Yes, yes I was.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 31, 2011, 12:40:43 PM
I'm a guy...and even I don't get why my fellow male species has to dress that way...

Usually it means they're complete morons...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 12:50:34 PM
K
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 31, 2011, 01:20:00 PM
I know what you're all thinkin'....


"Says the man who wears a kilt..."
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 01:22:02 PM
Actually, I was thinking 'my brothers an idiot'.  But close enough
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 31, 2011, 01:23:14 PM
Or that... ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 01:24:02 PM
Wanna know what I'm thinking now?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 31, 2011, 01:24:40 PM
  :o

That depends...but go ahead...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 01:26:50 PM
A song by pink… it makes me cry :'(
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 31, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
Alright...I'm thinking thoughts...like I usually do... ;D


Actually I'm thinking "@#$%! This guy's an incredible player!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=HFMKV0YKO6Y
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
My YouTube isn't working *grumps in corner*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 31, 2011, 01:32:06 PM
 :'(

Keep tryin'!!  He's a fellow Canadian of yours... ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 01:33:58 PM
My Canada… *hugs Canada in corner*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 31, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
Aye, some of the best pipers are Canadian!!

Lot's of the piping gods in fact!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 01:36:06 PM
We rule ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on May 31, 2011, 01:36:56 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on May 31, 2011, 01:38:27 PM
To annoy Count Volger: make him hug an exploding teddy
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on May 31, 2011, 07:07:31 PM
Hah LAWLS
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: DarwinsAngels on May 31, 2011, 08:16:52 PM
I think making him hug ANY teddy would be an embarrasing and degrading enough situation for him. We'd have to get a photo...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on May 31, 2011, 08:17:38 PM
LAWLS
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: gleek_043 on May 31, 2011, 10:19:27 PM
8) Make him deal with the whole Hapsburg Prince falls in love with a commoner thing... TWICE!!!

hahah.. i laughed so hard at this one :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on June 01, 2011, 12:04:12 AM
To annoy Count Volger: make him hug an exploding teddy
Or an Alek plushy.... :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on June 01, 2011, 02:07:03 AM
To annoy Count Volger: make him hug an exploding teddy
Or an Alek plushy.... :D

Awww, now I want Alek and V to hug.  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: PhoenixAshes on June 01, 2011, 02:07:25 AM
To annoy Count Volger: make him hug an exploding teddy
Or an Alek plushy.... :D
AWW! I want an Alek plushy!! I'd love him forever! (http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/l/iloveyouplz.gif)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Kieya on June 01, 2011, 02:10:25 AM
LAWLS me2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on June 01, 2011, 05:38:47 AM
To annoy Count Volger: make him hug an exploding teddy
Wouldn't that kinda..you know...kill him?
Well, I guess that's one way to really piss him off.... ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: IM.Q.Cline on June 01, 2011, 08:12:39 AM
Make him streak in his underwear.....no too risky.......make him do what Alek says.
Every time he tries to speak, yell 'WRONG' or 'DUMKOPF'! (however it's spelled)
Write fool on his forehead. When he wakes up, tell him he's still dreaming. I dunno, what can you guys think up?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on June 01, 2011, 08:24:12 AM
Make him rip off his mustache… and then shove him in a dress!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: DarwinsAngels on June 01, 2011, 07:58:31 PM
To annoy Count Volger: make him hug an exploding teddy
Or an Alek plushy.... :D
AWW! I want an Alek plushy!! I'd love him forever! (http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/l/iloveyouplz.gif)

DAMN, someone should sell those things!!!!! Want, want, want, want....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on June 01, 2011, 11:58:04 PM
To annoy Count Volger: make him hug an exploding teddy
Or an Alek plushy.... :D
AWW! I want an Alek plushy!! I'd love him forever! (http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/l/iloveyouplz.gif)

DAMN, someone should sell those things!!!!! Want, want, want, want....
I could totally make one, maybe. I have crochet patterns for little dolls.... All I'd need is a patern for piloting jacket... Hmmm...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: DarwinsAngels on June 02, 2011, 07:06:02 AM
*nods vigorously* You must!!! That would be amazing!!! I hope you find the pattern  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: By_the_Books on June 02, 2011, 07:50:11 AM
Yes, please make one!

In the spirit of staying on topic!

This has probably been said, but tug his mustache!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on June 02, 2011, 12:40:13 PM
Haha, I'll see what I can do! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on June 05, 2011, 05:44:46 PM
*stops tugging Volgers moustache* "Oh do you want a go?"
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Rue128 on July 01, 2011, 07:34:31 AM
- Say loudly MUSTACHIO GRANDE'
- Tell him there is no logic
- Ask him if those 'metal sticks' were really meant for throwing at the pigeons
- batt your eyelashes and ask if hes over 95 because no one nowdays knows what he means by "commener"




(meh, really bad ideas, i know, but i'll post them anyways)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: tridecagirl on July 01, 2011, 07:35:20 AM
Welcome newbie!  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on July 01, 2011, 07:35:37 AM
give him a hug
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on July 01, 2011, 07:43:45 AM
Pull his mustache. Hard.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on July 01, 2011, 07:50:25 AM
Play with his mustache.

Me: Hey Volger, have the two ends of your mustache ever met?
Volger: What?
Me: *grabs one end of 'stache* Hello, I'm the left side of Volger's stache. *grabs right side* Why hello, I am the right side! *left side* How good it is to meet you good sir! *right side* And you as well! How are things on your side of the face? *left side* Well, quite alright, and what of yours?
Volger: O_e
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on July 01, 2011, 07:51:13 AM
haha lol
Play with his mustache.

Me: Hey Volger, have the two ends of your mustache ever met?
Volger: What?
Me: *grabs one end of 'stache* Hello, I'm the left side of Volger's stache. *grabs right side* Why hello, I am the right side! *left side* How good it is to meet you good sir! *right side* And you as well! How are things on your side of the face? *left side* Well, quite alright, and what of yours?
Volger: O_e
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on July 01, 2011, 08:00:42 AM
haha lol
Play with his mustache.

Me: Hey Volger, have the two ends of your mustache ever met?
Volger: What?
Me: *grabs one end of 'stache* Hello, I'm the left side of Volger's stache. *grabs right side* Why hello, I am the right side! *left side* How good it is to meet you good sir! *right side* And you as well! How are things on your side of the face? *left side* Well, quite alright, and what of yours?
Volger: O_e

Ditto! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Rue128 on July 01, 2011, 09:02:04 AM
- Lock him in a room full of deranged chipmunks
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on July 01, 2011, 09:05:30 AM
lock him in the room with brovil
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danakairi on July 01, 2011, 09:14:11 AM
lock him in the room with brovil

LOL XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: DarwinsAngels on July 01, 2011, 11:07:06 AM
lock him in the room with brovil

Or any fabricated beastie really. I'm sure he'd go MAD if he was locked in the message lizard room.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on July 01, 2011, 02:14:13 PM
Play with his mustache.

Me: Hey Volger, have the two ends of your mustache ever met?
Volger: What?
Me: *grabs one end of 'stache* Hello, I'm the left side of Volger's stache. *grabs right side* Why hello, I am the right side! *left side* How good it is to meet you good sir! *right side* And you as well! How are things on your side of the face? *left side* Well, quite alright, and what of yours?
Volger: O_e

LOL.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Volgers Moustache on July 01, 2011, 07:39:55 PM
Indroduce myself.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danakairi on July 02, 2011, 12:31:20 AM
Lol, I don't think that would annoy him! ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 02, 2011, 12:46:51 AM
How about… all the fangirls?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on July 02, 2011, 03:30:54 AM
How about… all the fangirls?
lock him in a room with them all!!!!!!!!
mwahahahah
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on July 02, 2011, 09:10:27 AM
How about… all the fangirls?
lock him in a room with them all!!!!!!!!
mwahahahah

Perfect! Then I can hound him for Goliath details! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Volgers Moustache on July 02, 2011, 09:11:13 AM
I'll play with his moustache :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on July 02, 2011, 09:20:15 AM
i will yell at him for being to harsh on alek
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 02, 2011, 02:09:37 PM
I'll hug him!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on July 02, 2011, 02:16:36 PM
Am I the only one who feels bad for Volger occasionally?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 02, 2011, 02:17:30 PM
Yup. He's awesome!  And be wants a hug…
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on July 02, 2011, 02:18:21 PM
Probably...all the tough guys seem to need hugs the most...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 02, 2011, 02:19:31 PM
Are you a tough guy?  (Dugald too… all your RP charies are tough guys…)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on July 02, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
I guess they reflect certain aspects about me...

But in general, I'm tough when I need to be...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 02, 2011, 02:32:47 PM
Do you need a hug?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on July 02, 2011, 03:43:38 PM
Sometimes....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 02, 2011, 03:46:05 PM
Poor you
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on July 02, 2011, 03:47:55 PM
I'll bet Volger does more than I do...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on July 03, 2011, 02:20:56 AM
Alek and Volger should hug.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shadow on July 03, 2011, 02:23:05 AM
Absolutely. And there needs to be an illustration.
Actually, Alek should glomp Volger in a non-sexual way.
(tackle-hug)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ShadowGirl on July 03, 2011, 11:17:04 AM
Every time your with or around him and deryn and alek walk by loudly proclaim ahh young love! (double points if they hear you)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on July 03, 2011, 02:15:00 PM
or rather, from a part from Invader Zim, Alek is covered in dirt and mud, chasing Volger around going (with Gir's voice)"hug, hug, hug, hug"
Volger "no, NO. Get AWAY from me. I just CAN'T have that filth over my new suit"
-Alek finally catches him-
-Deryn walks in...waits-
"i'll be back in a few minutes, let me know when you're done"   
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on July 03, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
O_o  ....



Oh boy....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 03, 2011, 03:09:38 PM
HUG THE COWS!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on July 03, 2011, 04:04:21 PM
-_-
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 04, 2011, 03:40:41 AM
 :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ShadowGirl on July 04, 2011, 04:20:34 AM
 ???
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on July 04, 2011, 04:54:25 AM
o wo;

I can indubitably tell that my own sense of humor and perception of reality can differ from time and again

sorry

 :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 04, 2011, 04:56:33 AM
Ok… HUG THE COWS!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on July 04, 2011, 11:15:58 AM
::)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 05, 2011, 03:25:10 AM
 ;D


>:D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on July 05, 2011, 04:07:49 AM
when he's sleepy, draw on his face
Then, show him to the mirror
Run.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 05, 2011, 08:00:55 AM
Volger: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on July 05, 2011, 11:19:53 AM
What would you draw on his face? He already has a mustache after all.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ForeverBookworm on July 05, 2011, 11:55:11 AM
 ... ::)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 06, 2011, 03:08:25 AM
You can draw anything you want...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on July 06, 2011, 08:07:03 AM
You should put a smile on that face.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 06, 2011, 08:16:32 AM
Lawls
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on July 06, 2011, 10:19:32 AM
You should put a smile on that face.
yees
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 06, 2011, 03:01:35 PM
OR we can draw angelic stuff on him, shove him in a dress, and give him a halo.  The result:  and angel with an epic mustache  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: stopthattime_rave on July 07, 2011, 02:14:19 AM
OR we can draw angelic stuff on him, shove him in a dress, and give him a halo.  The result:  and angel with an epic mustache  :D
I laughed so hard at that.
Mum: Octa, what's so funny?
Me: Volger...haha...IN A DRESS!!!!...bwa ha ha...
Mum: O.o
(Octa's not my real name. I just think my SP name would work for online.)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Miguel(AGAIN) on July 07, 2011, 03:26:44 AM
Put Volger in a really tight leather jacket and tight leather pants and German Kaiser Helm on on, and boom...

Hurley Volger

 :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on July 07, 2011, 04:27:22 AM
O.o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: danni on July 07, 2011, 11:16:58 PM
I wonder if anyone here remembers the days in our very young youth. Ah yes, playing with doll hair.  ;) If I were on the Leviathan, I might get bored fairly easily...I mean, you can't exactly get a library up there, what with the weight restrictions.  :-\ So I guess I'll just revert to the times of old. :D But where oh where will I find a dolly? Deryn will kill me if I tried and Alek's hair must ahve a lot of flipping gel in it or something, Barlow would never let me undermine her authority in such a way...but I could always humiliate Volger! Yes! Thats it! Whilst he's asleep, I'll pick his door lock and pout bows in his moustache, then shave his eyebrows and put makeup on him. When he wakes up and walks out to greet the crew I'll shadow him through the hallways doing a "primp walk." When he finally notices, I'll be sure to say "Why good morning...Mr.Volger."
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 08, 2011, 01:58:47 AM
I couldn't stop laughing... O_0 (They're giving me weird looks DX)

That would be awesome though!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on July 08, 2011, 04:55:05 PM
lolz
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Gwenhwyfar on July 08, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
When drinking tea or eating soup in Volger's company, slurp very loudly.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Firanda on July 08, 2011, 08:12:21 PM
I wonder if anyone here remembers the days in our very young youth. Ah yes, playing with doll hair.  ;) If I were on the Leviathan, I might get bored fairly easily...I mean, you can't exactly get a library up there, what with the weight restrictions.  :-\ So I guess I'll just revert to the times of old. :D But where oh where will I find a dolly? Deryn will kill me if I tried and Alek's hair must ahve a lot of flipping gel in it or something, Barlow would never let me undermine her authority in such a way...but I could always humiliate Volger! Yes! Thats it! Whilst he's asleep, I'll pick his door lock and pout bows in his moustache, then shave his eyebrows and put makeup on him. When he wakes up and walks out to greet the crew I'll shadow him through the hallways doing a "primp walk." When he finally notices, I'll be sure to say "Why good morning...Mr.Volger."

It would be really great, but I bet Volger is soooooo mad afterwards. xDD
Oh I know! Let's put all kinds of girly stuff on his hair too!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on July 08, 2011, 08:53:47 PM
When drinking tea or eating soup in Volger's company, slurp very loudly.
brilliant
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: DarwinsAngels on July 08, 2011, 09:19:06 PM
When drinking tea or eating soup in Volger's company, slurp very loudly.

That's a good one  ;D Make sure you're drinking the tea carelessly and messily out of that remaining Hapsburg crested teacup. Heh heh.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shelly-wa on July 08, 2011, 10:48:12 PM
I have one!
Shave off his mostache and say he looks better in a beard!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 09, 2011, 05:04:16 AM
*snivels* NOT THE STACHE *sobs*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shelly-wa on July 09, 2011, 06:44:57 AM
I'm sorry!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on July 09, 2011, 08:33:25 AM
When drinking tea or eating soup in Volger's company, slurp very loudly.
Heh, my dad hates that. Very effective for annoying him, at least.  :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 09, 2011, 08:53:38 AM
I'm sorry!!!

*sighs* You must know I was joking,...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on July 09, 2011, 09:06:55 AM
But seriously, you gotta respect the 'stache.  :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Firanda on July 09, 2011, 08:23:27 PM
If you don't, you get bunch of angry Volger-fangirls (or guys) after you
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shelly-wa on July 10, 2011, 04:27:16 AM
I'm sorry!!!

*sighs* You must know I was joking,...
No- I take everything very seriously.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on July 10, 2011, 04:32:08 AM
Well you'll have to grow out of that, or I'll kill you.  :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shelly-wa on July 10, 2011, 06:27:29 AM
Nah. I'm know for that, and when people tease me, I just cry. Simple.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 10, 2011, 01:58:02 PM
Oh ok… most stuff I say is goofy.  So if I say *sniff* or something like that, I'm just fooling around.  In fact my only serious posts are when I'm feeling bad for someone and try to make them happy!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shelly-wa on July 10, 2011, 11:07:31 PM
Oh, okay.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: booklover on July 11, 2011, 12:58:04 AM
Oh ok… most stuff I say is goofy.  So if I say *sniff* or something like that, I'm just fooling around.  In fact my only serious posts are when I'm feeling bad for someone and try to make them happy!
:[
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Gwenhwyfar on July 11, 2011, 11:31:23 AM
Keep reminding Volger that Dr. Barlow is, in fact, married, so he should really back up.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 11, 2011, 01:17:23 PM
Oh ok… most stuff I say is goofy.  So if I say *sniff* or something like that, I'm just fooling around.  In fact my only serious posts are when I'm feeling bad for someone and try to make them happy!
:[

You kind of have to know me to know when I'm joking…  ::)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on July 15, 2011, 01:53:11 PM
Make him listen to Bob Dylan albums on repeat... that always gets my dad. XD And I'm sure Volger would just love Bob Dylan's social messages!  ;D

Or screamo punk as someone mentioned somewhere else on the forum.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 15, 2011, 02:00:41 PM
AWESOME!!!

Um… touch his mustache.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Jemmy1213 on July 16, 2011, 10:07:31 AM
Ask if he needs a mustache groomer.



Volenteer.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 16, 2011, 10:08:21 AM
 :o I SO HAVE TO DO THAT TO MY GRANDPA
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Jemmy1213 on July 16, 2011, 10:09:25 AM
XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 16, 2011, 10:12:16 AM
Oh yeah! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Jemmy1213 on July 16, 2011, 10:23:09 AM
Neither of my grandpas have mustaches... but one has a comb over....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 16, 2011, 10:23:53 AM
Wow
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Jemmy1213 on July 16, 2011, 10:27:09 AM
My grandma is playing Mario Kart... I love my family.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 16, 2011, 10:30:41 AM
Cool!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: DarwinsAngels on July 17, 2011, 09:43:08 AM
Sometimes I wish I had a moustache...

My grandma is playing Mario Kart... I love my family.
Your grandma is AWESOME. *fist bumps her*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on July 17, 2011, 10:19:54 AM
Deryn should walk in and tell Volger that she's pregnant, and that she is going to have a little emperor (or empress). That would certainly annoy him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Gwenhwyfar on July 17, 2011, 12:40:55 PM
Take manners to the EXTREME when around Volger:

- Always wipe and put lip gloss between each bite or drink.  Scorn Volger when he doesn't do the same and mutter under your breath on how you thought he was a gentleman.
- Always pester Volger and tell him he's waddling like a penguin and should walk more like a gentleman or lady.
- SCREAM when Volger takes his napkin off the table to places it in his lap.  Ask him in a screeching voice on what he is doing?  He is ruining the neatness of the table!  He should fold the napkin and place it back neatly on the table.  He should ask for another napkin to place in his lap.  The napkins on the table are STRICTLY for display.
- When coming inside a house, make Volger wipe his feet on five different mats before being allowed to step on the house owner's carpet or floor (even if it's his house).  (I actually have a character in my mind that has this obsession, but I don't know if I'll use them in any of my stories. xD)
- Scorn Volger when he sits all the way back in his seat when it's actually more lady-like to sit at the edge of his seat.  (Women were taught to sit like this in the old days).

Another way to annoy Volger is act like you admire him very much.  Ask Volger all kinds of questions about him and about being a count.  Tell him that you'll grow up to be a count and when he says you can't, ask him in a whiny voice, "Whyyyyy?"
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 17, 2011, 03:02:10 PM
Awesome ideas!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: FruitDealer171 on July 18, 2011, 06:34:53 AM
Larry.. hmm.. is Larry a boy or a girl or a girl disguised as a boy?
Hahah good point
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on July 18, 2011, 08:32:54 PM
Put his hair on fire. Simple, Effective, Annoying (Extremely.)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: DarwinsAngels on July 18, 2011, 08:59:01 PM
And painful. *nod nod*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Prestidigitation on July 19, 2011, 10:52:34 AM
Give him a Comb Sheath for his mustache comb.
(this is from Modern Family xD)
(http://leatherunltd.com/kits/personal/DA4100.jpg)

It's so manly and efficient.   :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Seven on July 20, 2011, 12:04:34 AM
Give him a Comb Sheath for his mustache comb.
(this is from Modern Family xD)
(http://leatherunltd.com/kits/personal/DA4100.jpg)

It's so manly and efficient.   :o

Hehe very true. :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: CrazyAnimeOtaku198 on July 20, 2011, 12:16:53 AM
fill his room with a lot of beasties  ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Gwenhwyfar on July 20, 2011, 02:35:00 AM
Ask him if he'll kiss your baby.  When he agrees, hold out Bovril.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Prestidigitation on July 20, 2011, 03:00:36 AM
Haha these are all hilarious xD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: waxesnostalgic on July 20, 2011, 05:44:50 AM
I downloaded some old WWI music to listen to (because my Leviathan obsession knows no bounds) and one of the Anti-German propoganda songs has the line:
 
When Berlin is in ashes,
We'll burn up his big moustaches.

Which makes me think of Volger.  ;) German speaking people = moustaches.

Anyway the song would probably annoy Volger.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Shelly-wa on July 20, 2011, 10:31:34 PM
Haha, epic win!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: niggledafiggle on July 21, 2011, 08:32:18 PM
FTW!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on July 24, 2011, 01:31:04 PM
Ask him if he'll kiss your baby.  When he agrees, hold out Bovril.
Hahahaha!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 24, 2011, 02:15:48 PM
Ask him if he'll kiss your baby.  When he agrees, hold out Bovril.
key word:When
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Gwenhwyfar on July 24, 2011, 10:30:46 PM
Get mad when Volger doesn't talk in a proper British accent.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 25, 2011, 01:46:45 AM
Lawls  :D

Tell him Franz and Sophie never really died, and that this was all a test
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: leviathanseries on July 25, 2011, 09:41:26 AM
Lawls  :D

Tell him Franz and Sophie never really died, and that this was all a test

Woah, that'd be so bad.
And that was really clever ^ Lol. :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on July 25, 2011, 09:50:58 AM
Yup, thanks ;D He'd probably stab you with one of his 'Antique' sabers
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Flight girl on August 02, 2011, 08:59:54 AM
When he falls asleep put him in a dress and high heels then put a long blond wig on his head, shave his moustache off, stuff two oranges in his dress so it looks like he has boobs, then put him in a huxley and let him float around until morning, rofl when everybody wakes up and thinks he is some girl who somehow got on the ship and on a huxley,when they finally pull him in call him a dumb blond, when he tries to attack you start running away and laugh when he does a faceplant due to his high heels then run away and hide as he gets up ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on August 02, 2011, 09:02:13 AM
Lawls :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: LiterateChick on August 02, 2011, 09:02:53 AM
Yikes.  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on August 02, 2011, 09:04:38 AM
Somebody spent some time planning.... :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on August 02, 2011, 09:05:38 AM
The last three posts had this smiley  :D


Pipes!   Robin Hood!  I'm begging you!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on August 02, 2011, 09:06:02 AM
Yes ma'am! Right away!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Flight girl on August 02, 2011, 09:07:27 AM
when he is asleep Super glue earbuds in his ears set a very loud rock or punk or screamo song on loop turn it on and laugh as he wakes up panicing and has no clue how to turn it off and cant pull out the earbuds then run away when he finally looks up and sees you laughing at him
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on August 02, 2011, 09:08:07 AM
Yes ma'am! Right away!
Yay!
when he is asleep Super glue earbuds in his ears set a very loud rock or punk or screamo song on loop turn it on and laugh as he wakes up panicing and has no clue how to turn it off and cant pull out the earbuds then run away when he finally looks up and sees you laughing at him
fun!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MacK on August 02, 2011, 09:12:50 AM
IK I GOT IT!!!!!!!!


shave his mustach off and put a fake one on it in his sleep. then during the day say
"Hey i like your mustach" then wrip the fake one off "mind if i try it on?"
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Flight girl on August 02, 2011, 09:17:59 AM
*here is one to annoy him plus EXTREMLEY EMBARASS alek and deryn* *and make sure he knows how deryn is as common as dirt* run up to the count and tell him that alek wants to talk to him in his cabin immediatly stress that it is important but dont tell him why and run off so he runs down and opens the door (without knocking cause he is in a hurry) and walks in on alek and deryn making out
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on August 02, 2011, 09:24:06 AM
IK I GOT IT!!!!!!!!


shave his mustach off and put a fake one on it in his sleep. then during the day say
"Hey i like your mustach" then wrip the fake one off "mind if i try it on?"
Awesome!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on August 02, 2011, 09:24:28 AM
*here is one to annoy him plus EXTREMLEY EMBARASS alek and deryn* *and make sure he knows how deryn is as common as dirt* run up to the count and tell him that alek wants to talk to him in his cabin immediatly stress that it is important but dont tell him why and run off so he runs down and opens the door (without knocking cause he is in a hurry) and walks in on alek and deryn making out
Embarrassing!  Annoying!  Amazing!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Flight girl on August 02, 2011, 09:35:05 AM
*here is one to annoy him plus EXTREMLEY EMBARASS alek and deryn* *and make sure he knows how deryn is as common as dirt* run up to the count and tell him that alek wants to talk to him in his cabin immediatly stress that it is important but dont tell him why and run off so he runs down and opens the door (without knocking cause he is in a hurry) and walks in on alek and deryn making out
Embarrassing!  Annoying!  Amazing!
thank you I try
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on August 02, 2011, 09:37:47 AM
Your welcome that's good!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on August 02, 2011, 11:58:55 AM
Shave him in his sleep. Completely. (Eyebrows, moustache, hair)

After that, make sympathetic comments of Volger being a cancer victim XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Flight girl on August 02, 2011, 12:17:23 PM
Shave him in his sleep. Completely. (Eyebrows, moustache, hair)

After that, make sympathetic comments of Volger being a cancer victim XD
LOL NICE  ;D that would be freaking hilarious
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on August 02, 2011, 12:21:01 PM
For best purposes, get Dr. Barlow to do it.

And say this: POOR WITTLE ERNST IN ALL THAT PAIN! POOR WITTLE MAN! *PINCH CHEEKS*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Prestidigitation on August 02, 2011, 12:21:59 PM
Tell him that his name looks like it's missing a vowel.  8)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on August 02, 2011, 12:23:11 PM
Write his name like this: Ernist Vulgar
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Prestidigitation on August 02, 2011, 12:24:12 PM
Haha....or show him some Varlow fanfic.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on August 02, 2011, 12:25:13 PM
Or AlekxDeryn  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Prestidigitation on August 02, 2011, 12:27:24 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa XDDDDDDDDD

On one hand....he might not mind Varlow fix (oh la laaa). But I could see him freaking out over AlekxDeryn.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on August 02, 2011, 12:29:54 PM
Yes, yes, maybe especially in mine where Alek doesn't get the throne, Austria-Hungary Empire ceased to exist, Alek ends up with Deryn and has children, Alek gets slapped by an Asian girl I couldn't resist putting into the fanfic, and Volger dies cold and alone XD

Well, he wasn't dead at the end of the fanfic, but he WILL die cold and alone XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Prestidigitation on August 02, 2011, 12:35:41 PM
Yes, yes, maybe especially in mine where Alek doesn't get the throne, Austria-Hungary Empire ceased to exist, Alek ends up with Deryn and has children, Alek gets slapped by an Asian girl I couldn't resist putting into the fanfic, and Volger dies cold and alone XD

Well, he wasn't dead at the end of the fanfic, but he WILL die cold and alone XD

hahaha he would have a heart attack xD

Or one of the ones where Alek dies. Or one of the one when Volger himself dies xD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on August 02, 2011, 12:41:09 PM
Spread a rumor around the ship that he sings 'Im too sexy for my shirt.' in the shower. *snickers*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Falconsong on August 02, 2011, 12:46:37 PM
Yes, yes, maybe especially in mine where Alek doesn't get the throne, Austria-Hungary Empire ceased to exist, Alek ends up with Deryn and has children, Alek gets slapped by an Asian girl I couldn't resist putting into the fanfic, and Volger dies cold and alone XD

Well, he wasn't dead at the end of the fanfic, but he WILL die cold and alone XD

hahaha he would have a heart attack xD

Or one of the ones where Alek dies. Or one of the one when Volger himself dies xD

DAHAHAHAHA.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Prestidigitation on August 02, 2011, 01:19:28 PM
Spread a rumor around the ship that he sings 'Im too sexy for my shirt.' in the shower. *snickers*

*sings*
I'm a model, you know what I mean! And I doooo my little turrrnnnn, on the catwalk xD
It's not a rumor, you know. He actually does that.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Awesomegoat on August 02, 2011, 03:01:00 PM
Well of course he does!  Whoever said rumors weren't true? >:D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: stopthattime_rave on July 21, 2012, 10:22:24 AM
20) Ask him repeatedly if he's a vampire.
(i wouldn't be surprised if he were one!)
beg him to show you how he turns into a bat
bring in the Twilight fans and tell him to turn them into vampires
23) Cover him in sparkles and push him into a pit of ravenous Twilight fangirls.

I know this topic's as dead as hell (TT_TT), but when did Volger turn into Snape????
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on July 21, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
I can't even....
I have one!
Make Count Volger play Slap, Lick, Fondle with you >:D
We played that at camp...it was... interesting...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 15, 2012, 05:37:17 AM
...
I can't even....
I have one!
Make Count Volger play Slap, Lick, Fondle with you >:D
We played that at camp...it was... interesting...
...
*SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY*
(Yay, I am not dead!! :DD JUST HAD FIRST EVER DAY OF HIIIIIIIIIIGH SCHOOL. *screams quietly*)
What's...SLF???
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 06:11:37 AM
Force him to striptease for Dr Barlow. like this  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJGEK5WE8U&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJGEK5WE8U&feature=related) >:D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 07:01:51 AM
When your playing pictionary down the lane you give him "I'm sorry" to draw.  Lol just played that game.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 07:18:24 AM
and Im guessing you had to draw im sorry.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 07:24:03 AM
Nope.  Made someone else.  I had to draw god save the queen though.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 07:29:15 AM
That's tough.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 11:18:42 AM
Yeah it turned into save the drowning king.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 12:05:44 PM
I love when that happens.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 12:11:11 PM
And then barking spiders turned into an eight legged bear with a banana.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 12:42:12 PM
LOL. I heard from some old lady that " barking spiders" used to mean farting back in her day
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 12:44:53 PM
LOL.  wonder if Scott knew about that.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 12:55:46 PM
maybe. someone should ask him that.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 12:59:18 PM
Next meet up you can.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 01:07:39 PM
I might.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 01:10:40 PM
Do so.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 01:15:57 PM
Ok then. I will now see when the next up is.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 01:17:33 PM
He hasn't said yet.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Luna Lovegood on August 15, 2012, 01:18:53 PM
back Onto the original topic--

shave the Count while he sleeps. 
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 01:20:05 PM
saw a hole through the floor next to his bed while he's sleeping, then place a rug over the hole. Wait for results >:D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Luna Lovegood on August 15, 2012, 01:21:52 PM
He's too smart for that.

make out with Barlow in front of him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 01:24:58 PM
train a parakeet to fly around his head, whistling the Hunger Games whistle all the time.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 01:25:44 PM
Glue a fork to his chin.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 01:32:49 PM
annoy him with all your talk about how much ship a couple from some other genre. for example, "Like, Katniss and Peeta are SOOOOO In RIGHT NOW!! Like, blablahblahblahKatnisssblhblahblahPeetablahblahblah..."
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MismatchedSocks on August 15, 2012, 02:28:33 PM
Or talk about crack pairings. (Example: Peeta and Haymitch's Foot) Watch as Volger is completely weirded out.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 15, 2012, 03:41:34 PM
Wenever he's taking a shower or something, act all Psycho-ish and stand outside while he showers holding a knife or a carrot or something. Extra points if you show him "Psycho" before that.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 15, 2012, 10:34:17 PM
Fill his room with styrofoam peanuts.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Luna Lovegood on August 16, 2012, 06:20:01 AM
Tell him what that Alek was going to "Give it all away" sometime during book two.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 16, 2012, 06:28:15 AM
Replace all his pants with skirts.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 16, 2012, 12:59:24 PM
Push him into and lock him inside an Iron Maiden.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 16, 2012, 01:00:03 PM
Lock *alek* inside an iron maiden.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 16, 2012, 01:01:02 PM
but this is 100+ ways to annoy Count Volger. How would locking Alek inside annot Count Volger?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 16, 2012, 01:04:21 PM
His life's work.  Murdered.  Slowly and painfully.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 16, 2012, 01:07:17 PM
Ah, I see. You are a much higher level of evil than I am. I respect that. >:D

Tell him that all his hard work and planning is all an elaborate joke set up by Alek's parents, who are alive and well and secretly watching him and laughing at his suffering.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Straif on August 16, 2012, 01:07:45 PM
but this is 100+ ways to annoy Count Volger. How would locking Alek inside annot Count Volger?
Make him listen to Alek whine from inside.

Also; have Volger LISTEN to Iron Maiden.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 16, 2012, 01:08:45 PM
Ah, I see. You are a much higher level of evil than I am. I respect that. >:D

Tell him that all his hard work and planning is all an elaborate joke set up by Alek's parents, who are alive and well and secretly watching him and laughing at his suffering.

Evilness is one of my specialties.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 16, 2012, 01:10:52 PM
have him watch this. Every. Second. Of it.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 16, 2012, 01:12:27 PM
Make him entertain my little cousins.  Then laugh when he gets pushed down a staircase.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 16, 2012, 02:53:59 PM
let him get struck by lightning. :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Daft_Prince on August 16, 2012, 05:59:52 PM
I don't want to know what your life is like if you think an iron maiden is 'annoying'.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Bramblepool on August 16, 2012, 11:29:12 PM
Good point.

Repeatedly hit him with a really big stick.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Luna Lovegood on August 17, 2012, 09:43:18 AM
Force him to play baseball.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 17, 2012, 10:02:11 AM
lock him a closet full zombified spiders and pigs.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Luna Lovegood on August 17, 2012, 10:08:33 AM
He'll be dead then and you can't annoy him if you do that. . . .
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 17, 2012, 10:13:15 AM
I guess not. But he'll be annoyed, that's for sure.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on August 19, 2012, 10:53:51 AM
ZOMBIE
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Daft_Prince on August 19, 2012, 11:13:31 AM
ANNOYED ZOMBIE
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 19, 2012, 11:15:27 AM
why does that sound worse than a normal zombie?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on August 19, 2012, 11:20:15 AM
Zombies are kinda like robots- i don't think they can ave feelings
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Straif on August 19, 2012, 11:37:48 AM
Depends on the origin. If it's a magic zombie, maybe. If it's something like a virus or a bioweapon, no.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 19, 2012, 11:38:42 AM
there's such things as magic zombies? WTH?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on August 19, 2012, 11:39:33 AM
Theres such things as magic everything,
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Straif on August 19, 2012, 11:40:41 AM
That's what they originally were. Supposedly, a "zombi" was a person who had their soul removed through magic, usually voodoo.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on August 19, 2012, 11:41:26 AM
Speaking of voodoo, I need to charge my iPad so I can keep watching Buffy...it's so nineties.....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 19, 2012, 11:41:50 AM
that is cool.  8) thus, mnore fuel for my imagination.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on August 19, 2012, 11:43:40 AM
Fuel is a weird word...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 19, 2012, 11:48:38 AM
not as funny as bloviate, which is actually a real word.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on August 19, 2012, 11:49:18 AM
Seriously? Man, word-inventors are weird.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 19, 2012, 11:51:44 AM
here is a list of them. I never even knew these words existed before ( ha! An advantage for when playing scrabble!)  http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/100_funniest_words.html (http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/100_funniest_words.html)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on August 19, 2012, 11:53:23 AM
Well then.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: MonkeyButler on August 19, 2012, 12:20:18 PM
indeed
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on August 19, 2012, 12:20:38 PM
I like brouhaha the best,
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 13, 2013, 11:31:45 AM
Shave him mustache while he sleeps! Or dye it a funny color!
Be a common, cross dressing girl that Alek falls in love with ;)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: J.asterix55 on December 17, 2013, 10:03:58 AM
No! Not his mustache!!! you wouldn't even get near his face before he slaps your arm with his blade... Even in his sleep. What you should do is slip Borvil down his uniform and tape it. :o
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 17, 2013, 10:10:05 AM
Hold a knife to his throat, but insist you used the dull side.
Wait until you see him check his fingernails like a girl, then jump out and tease him about it forever.
Follow him around quoting random things at him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: BagpipeHeadache on January 02, 2014, 05:51:00 PM
     Every chance you get, list why walkers or anything is better than horses. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 03, 2014, 01:54:03 AM
Ride a horse in circles around a slow-moving walker that Volger is in.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: FabricatedBudgies on January 03, 2014, 04:01:23 PM
Hmmm, ways to annoy Count Volger ...
- You could take some of his fencing sabers and use them for roasting marshmallows (I think someone might have thought of that already)

- You could also replace his fencing sabers with butter knives.  (When he asks why you did this, claim that he mentioned that a fencing saber was about as dull as a butter knife, and since the mess hall was out of butter knives, that it was only logical to borrow and use his sabers as makeshift butter knives.  When he points out that the mess hall could not possibly be out of butter knives because all the butter knives in the mess hall are where his sabers are supposed to be, RUN!!!!!   
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 03, 2014, 04:07:17 PM
LOL

Follow him around complaining about how much more convenient it would be if they had come on horses. All the times he tells you that he tried to come on horses, nod like you understand, but "forget" the very next moment.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Catvomitsky on January 05, 2014, 05:09:18 PM
Stuff a perspicacious loris in his shirt while he sleeps

Tie his mustache to around Barlow's neck
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on January 05, 2014, 05:21:06 PM
Stuff a perspicacious loris in his shirt while he sleeps

Tie his mustache to around Barlow's neck
Oh my...! XD

Beg him to grow his hair super long until he does, then braid it into a nest while he sleeps. Put Bovril and some eggs (like the ones you buy to eat) inside, set up a surveillance camera, and run!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on January 06, 2014, 02:04:35 AM
use one of his Sabres as a  miniature griddle for frying eggs.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Lady Anachronist on September 03, 2014, 01:33:06 AM
-Cut his hair into a mohawk and give him death metal makeup.
-Publically use embarrassing phrases with him, like "See you later, alligator!"
-announce an official campaign throughout the Leviathan encouraging to help hook up Volger with Barlow
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 03, 2014, 08:39:18 AM
Tie sabers into his mustache.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: GreyCaboose on September 03, 2014, 11:26:45 AM
Tie Bovril into his mustache.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 03, 2014, 11:50:02 AM
Sew a message lizard to his face.
Whisper dirty phrases to said message lizard while he sleeps.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Lady Anachronist on September 07, 2014, 10:18:00 PM
Sew a message lizard to his face.
Whisper dirty phrases to said message lizard while he sleeps.
Directly to his face? Ouch!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Greetingsfromtheleviathan? on December 01, 2014, 08:49:40 PM
Spam his room with pictures of Doctor Barlow... troll
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 02, 2014, 01:21:12 AM
Constantly send him message lizards about random things like "My shoe is untied" and "I am drinking milk" and "I just sent you a message lizard."
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Greetingsfromtheleviathan? on December 02, 2014, 01:19:15 PM
or even say things like: I'm watching...; I know where you are; Are you asleep?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Julia The Bookworm on December 02, 2014, 01:23:25 PM
Tell him that he's look better without a mustache. Then, tie them up in a chair and shave it off.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 02, 2014, 01:40:33 PM
Dress him in spandex and try to force him to be Anti-Pink Man.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Greetingsfromtheleviathan? on December 02, 2014, 07:24:00 PM
Don't cut the mustache off!... tie him to a chair and WAX IT OFF!!!!!! Make him feel the pain!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 03, 2014, 01:20:59 AM
Beg him to stab toast.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Catvomitsky on December 03, 2014, 08:12:08 AM
Draw little mustaches on all his food.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 03, 2014, 10:05:51 AM
Superglue him to Alek.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Catvomitsky on December 03, 2014, 10:06:59 AM
Tell Deryn that he stole all the potatoes from her potato jar.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 03, 2014, 10:09:16 AM
Force him to play patty cake with you.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Catvomitsky on December 03, 2014, 10:21:16 AM
Half-heartedly attempt to assassinate him in various stupid ways.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 03, 2014, 10:36:23 AM
Glue potatoes onto his chest while he sleeps.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Greetingsfromtheleviathan? on December 03, 2014, 01:17:25 PM
Make him wash his mustache with potato mash
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 03, 2014, 01:18:19 PM
Compose a really bad song about potatoes and follow him around singing it off-key.
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Post by: Greetingsfromtheleviathan? on December 03, 2014, 01:25:44 PM
A song about potato and mustache salad
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 03, 2014, 01:52:23 PM
Yes. Perfection XD
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Post by: Greetingsfromtheleviathan? on December 03, 2014, 02:31:34 PM
We should make a menu... "Volger Potato salad", "Alex apple sauce", "Deryn's duck (roasted)"
HAHAHAHAHA LOL
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 03, 2014, 02:45:43 PM
Barlow's beef
Fitzroy's flapjacks
Newkirk's...um...Nutella.
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Post by: Greetingsfromtheleviathan? on December 03, 2014, 05:15:16 PM
Borvil's... Borvil
hahahahaha
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 04, 2014, 01:17:01 AM
Perfect XD
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Post by: Lilit on December 08, 2014, 03:05:16 AM
Send a message lizard that sings "Rule Britannia" to wake him up in the middle of the night. Every night
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 08, 2014, 03:06:50 AM
Twirl his mustace flirtatiously.
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Post by: Lilit on December 08, 2014, 03:17:42 AM
Twirl his mustace flirtatiously.

Likewise, shave his mustache while he sleeps
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 08, 2014, 03:18:58 AM
Shave his mustache while he sleeps, glue it to a wall, and then twirl it flirtatiously.
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Post by: Lilit on December 08, 2014, 03:22:44 AM
Shave his mustache while he sleeps, glue it to a wall, and then twirl it flirtatiously.

Send a message lizard to guard said mustache and taunt him each time he approaches

bonus points if he's taunting in Eddie Malone's voice
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 08, 2014, 03:31:10 AM
Steal Rusty from Eddie Malone and place it on Volger's face.
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Post by: Lilit on December 08, 2014, 03:37:49 AM
Hire the ensemble from "Peter Pan: LIVE" to follow him around and regale him with songs. In American accents
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Post by: Catvomitsky on December 08, 2014, 11:35:42 AM
Hire the ensemble from "Peter Pan: LIVE" to follow him around and regale him with songs. In American accents
YES.

Steal all of his clothes and replace them with Lost Boy clothes.
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Post by: Lilit on December 08, 2014, 11:44:45 AM
Hire the ensemble from "Peter Pan: LIVE" to follow him around and regale him with songs. In American accents
YES.

Steal all of his clothes and replace them with Lost Boy clothes.

Likewise, we could severely irritate Deryn by replacing all of HER clothes with Wendy's
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Post by: Catvomitsky on December 08, 2014, 11:49:54 AM
Replace all of Alek's clothes with Wendy's >:D
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 08, 2014, 12:59:40 PM
Replace all of Alek's clothes with Wendy's >:D
And Volger's with Peter Pan's. Then throw thimbles at them.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on December 08, 2014, 01:39:39 PM
Insist on calling Volger Groot
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Post by: Lilit on December 09, 2014, 12:26:07 AM
Insist on calling Volger Groot

Tell Volger to cease his pelvic sorcery
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 09, 2014, 01:19:46 AM
Volger's...pelvic sorcery... *dies* XD
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Post by: Lilit on December 09, 2014, 04:20:28 AM
Make Volger wear Lilit's fancy headband
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 09, 2014, 11:05:01 AM
Make him teach Bovril to fence.
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Post by: GeeBeezy on December 12, 2014, 12:03:55 PM
Make Bovril teach him to fence.
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 12, 2014, 12:06:29 PM
Put chewed gum in his mustache.
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Post by: niggledafiggle on December 14, 2014, 05:36:54 PM
Drug him so he falls asleep and wakes with a full grown beard.
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 14, 2014, 05:39:11 PM
Make him build snowmen.
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Post by: Yone on December 14, 2014, 06:38:23 PM
Force the message lissards to sing the german national athem. Everywere he goes. If you don't know it, the german national athem is awfull. Especially if you understand german and can hear, what for a sh** the text is. I'm german, and belive me, I know of what I'm talking about.
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on December 15, 2014, 03:06:56 AM
I just looked that up and now it's stuck in my head XD

Make him try to speak a language he doesn't know well.
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Post by: Julia The Bookworm on December 15, 2014, 10:38:59 AM
Make him speak in an American accent.
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Post by: niggledafiggle on December 15, 2014, 04:31:20 PM
Try having a conversation only speaking letter by letter with him.
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Post by: CrazyBeastie on December 22, 2014, 01:16:32 PM
Force him to drink commoner's tea out of the Leviathans' crews' teacups, rather than his own.
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Post by: Sherm44 on June 29, 2015, 10:53:30 AM
throw away everything he and your father had planned many years for