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Title: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on August 14, 2011, 04:19:38 AM
Everyone forgot about him! Eddie deserves his own thread I think. Post at least 100 ways that you could possibly annoy him. I'll start:
1.) Tell him to bug off and get real equipment, not a firefly and a bullfrog.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: By_the_Books on August 14, 2011, 04:31:58 AM
2) After he's done a big interview, steal his recorder froggie, and 'record' over the important material by teaching the frog a really annoying song.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: booklover on August 14, 2011, 06:28:39 AM
this thread made my day!!!
3. tell him alek lied about being the prince
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Levi-la on August 14, 2011, 07:16:04 AM
4.) Whisper loudly in his ear, "I know a HUGE secret."  make him follow you around.  When he finally catches you and asks, say something random/that doesn't make sense
OR
tell him a crazy story that is unbelievable but actually true, like a dimension that has a book telling everything about the adventures the prince had with his friend, and us here making up ways to annoy him

Yeah.. all the good ones were taken
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: DarwinsAngels on August 14, 2011, 09:31:59 AM
5. Set Lilit on him. With a knife.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on August 28, 2011, 07:48:37 AM
this thread made my day!!!
3. tell him alek lied about being the prince
Thanks glad it made your day!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 28, 2011, 09:42:54 AM
5. Set Lilit on him. With a knife.
You could annoy (read: brutally, mercilessly, and painfully kill) EVERYONE doing that!!! Heh, if Malone said something anti-feminist or something, then she's prolly welcome an excuse to beat the living clart out of him.
*coughSEEWHATIDID?!cough*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on August 28, 2011, 10:16:45 AM
6. Through his frog in somearshes which a bunch of others so he cant figure out which is his
7. Break his camera
8. Give him a high tech camera from now saying you felt bad about breaking his amd watch him freak trying to make it work
9. Skip around him in circles dinging "I know something you dont know I know something you dont know" then refuse to tell him unless he gives you a million dollars (if he acutaully gets a million dollars and gives it to you run off with it Yelling back at him how he us stupid for trusting you)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: booklover on August 28, 2011, 10:17:57 AM
10. switch his frog with a normal one
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on August 29, 2011, 11:13:29 PM
I tried to post this yesterday but it didn't work. Rip up article and picture of Alek before he sends it to newspaper when he asks for it back yell in his ear,"You can't handle the truth!"  and walk away. Or say you put his frog with a bunch of normal ones. Tell him if he finds his frog he gets a prize. After he searches for a few hours secretly take out his frog from behind your back. When he asks for his prize take hisfrog put a huge bow on it and give it back to him.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 30, 2011, 03:52:27 AM
11. Have the Leviathan eat his glasses.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on August 30, 2011, 03:59:34 AM
Burn his ticket back to New York. Leave him in Istanbul with Lilit, Alek and Deryn. Watch the feathers fly.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on August 30, 2011, 07:39:18 AM
Switch his ticket back to new york with one to tokyo (you annoy him plus deryn and alek)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on August 30, 2011, 07:40:58 AM
Yes! And give Lilit another knife and another ticket.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on August 30, 2011, 07:42:53 AM
Yes! And give Lilit another knife and another ticket.
YES YES DEFINETLY that wipl mske things quite interesting
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on August 30, 2011, 07:46:01 AM
And maybe we can add Deryn's mum into the fray!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 30, 2011, 07:48:16 AM
Oh dear. I sense a disaster coming.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on August 30, 2011, 07:48:46 AM
DEFINETLY hehehe that will make things even more interesting between deryn and alek and probably make it harder for deryn to keep her secrer secret
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 30, 2011, 07:54:22 AM
Plot twist! Excitement ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on August 30, 2011, 07:57:48 AM
Like Mrs. Weasly!!! *Thwack*
 "No Note!"
*thwack*
"Bed empty!"
*thwackthwack*
"Could Have died! Be discovered or sent home!!!"
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 30, 2011, 08:02:53 AM
Harry Potter! I loved the 7 part 2 movie even though they changed some stuff... But that is rather off-topic, is it not?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on August 30, 2011, 08:05:54 AM
Kinda.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 30, 2011, 08:18:36 AM
Actually if Eddie Malone found out that Deryn's was a girl (which could happen in this situation) he'd be all excited ("Ooh! Great story!") and the objective of annoying him would not be achieved.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 30, 2011, 08:33:31 AM
True...true...damn.
OMG MRS. WEASLY AND MRS. SHARP WOULD BE A SCARY COMBINATION!~
(Kinda like Holly Short and Deryn Sharp...)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on August 30, 2011, 08:36:00 AM
Yeah. They should have tea sometime.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 30, 2011, 08:49:56 AM
*shudders*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 30, 2011, 09:09:04 AM
EEK.
Ooh, magical powers in Leviathan! That would be really weird.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 30, 2011, 09:15:43 AM
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 30, 2011, 09:16:20 AM
And that is a tricked out post. Heh.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 30, 2011, 09:17:56 AM
It would be kinda cool if they had powers...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 30, 2011, 09:24:14 AM
It would be kinda cool if they had powers...

I'll just do powers for The Quartet, as I call them...

Scenario One: Element Control

Alek: Earth
Deryn: Air
Newkirk: Water
Lilit: Fire
*cough elemental rant*

Scenario Two:Fantasy MMPORPG
Alek: Knight (royalty)
Deryn: Mage (I would so welcome her as a fellow mage! she'd be a good one)
Newkirk: Knight (middie)
Lilit: Rouge (no explanation needed) (wait, is that how you spell it?)

Anyone got anything else?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 30, 2011, 09:28:46 AM
Deryn has mind control powers to make everyone think she's a boy.
JUST A THEORY
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on August 30, 2011, 09:34:18 AM
Newkirk would have the power of stupidity! I'm sorry, just had to say that.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 30, 2011, 09:44:56 AM
What would Alek's power be?
Somehow the idea if Alek having a power is a foreign concept to me.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 30, 2011, 09:49:32 AM
Scenario Three: DEMIGODS OH GOD YES
Alek: Son of Hephaestus (Clanker)
Deryn: Daughter of Zeus (Aaaaiiirrr!) or Hecate (Yeah...no more DragonFable for Octa)
Newkirk: Some minor god or goddess, he's not significant at all (yet?)
Lilit: Ares (No explanation needed...again)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 30, 2011, 09:59:49 AM
Oh isn't there a new book about demigods coming out in October?
I think I saw something at Barnes and Noble about it
Scenario Three: DEMIGODS OH GOD YES
Alek: Son of Hephaestus (Clanker)
Deryn: Daughter of Zeus (Aaaaiiirrr!) or Hecate (Yeah...no more DragonFable for Octa)
Newkirk: Some minor god or goddess, he's not significant at all (yet?)
Lilit: Ares (No explanation needed...again)
I AGREE
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on August 30, 2011, 11:21:24 AM
What about Criminal Minds characters? Alek and his men would probably be Hotchner and Rossi (because theyre so serious) Barlow might be Garcia or something and well sorry Deryn but you don't represent anyone. Oh and the leviathan would be that black suv they drive.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Prestidigitation on August 30, 2011, 12:57:13 PM
tell him that the New York World doesn't exist anymore...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on August 30, 2011, 01:01:11 PM
Tell him that no one reads the paper anymore. They all look on the Internet. When he asks what he Internet is, tell him that he cant handle the truth. I love telling people they can't handle the truth.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on August 30, 2011, 01:02:24 PM
I have no idea if this has been said already, but show him a gossip rag.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Bananza on August 30, 2011, 02:35:36 PM
steal his notes and his recorder toad (is it a toad? i can never remember) :3 hehe
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 30, 2011, 10:35:01 PM
Eat his toad.  ::)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on August 31, 2011, 02:55:33 AM
Eat his toad.  ::)
FROG LEGS >:D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 04:02:14 AM
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING.

But I wouldn't eat his toad, frogs legs are too bony and bland in my opinion, and I would assume toad legs to be the same way.  :P
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on August 31, 2011, 04:02:52 AM
lol, send him to France so stalker chiefs follow him and his toad. 
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 04:03:34 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on August 31, 2011, 06:36:29 AM
Have him interview someone at a restaurant that specializes in frogs.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: flashstick on August 31, 2011, 07:35:01 AM
Snap a Polaroid and be all, "SMILE, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!"

Then write a huge expose on him, Rita Skeeter style.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on August 31, 2011, 08:08:42 AM
Ha! Thats a great idea. We should put Eddie, Rita, Deryn's mum, Mrs. Weasly and Hermione in the same room and see how many are still alive in the morning.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 08:18:49 AM
DON'T FORGET VOLDEMORT. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! >:D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 31, 2011, 08:21:16 AM
Did you know that Voldemort means flight of death in French?
I looked it up.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 08:23:14 AM
Yep. I learned it this year in French II. XDD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on August 31, 2011, 09:17:09 AM
Ha! Thats a great idea. We should put Eddie, Rita, Deryn's mum, Mrs. Weasly and Hermione in the same room and see how many are still alive in the morning.
DON'T FORGET VOLDEMORT. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! >:D
>:D now THAT would be quiye Interesting
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 31, 2011, 09:27:48 AM
Ha! Thats a great idea. We should put Eddie, Rita, Deryn's mum, Mrs. Weasly and Hermione in the same room and see how many are still alive in the morning.
DON'T FORGET VOLDEMORT. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! >:D
>:D now THAT would be quiye Interesting
And, of course, by "interesting" you mean "everyone shall end up dead and/or pissed". *gulp*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 31, 2011, 09:29:59 AM
Maybe without Voldemort...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Shadow on August 31, 2011, 09:32:20 AM
Well, it would probably go something like this.
Eddie: You must be Mrs. Sharp! I am simply delighted to have an oppurtunity to interview about your...daring... son.
Mrs.Sharp: "Oh yes, we're all so proud of Jaspert."
Eddie; "Are you now...but what about that other son, er, Dylan, is it?"
Mrs. Sharp: "Other son?"
Eddie: "Oh come on, you know, the one whose entangled with the Austrain prince, rides above a giant whale, helped lead the revolution in Constintiople..."
Mrs. Sharp: O____o "Not MY daughter, you bitch!" (she'd probably be totally pitched at the improperness....)
Mrs. Weasley: "That's MY line."
Eddie: "Daughter! That's scandolous!" *looking delighted*
Rita: "Scandal, did you say? Budge aside, pest, this is MY story.'
Hermione: "We should probably keep it down, cause you know, there's kind of a known serial killer hanging around with us, we don't want him to figure out our loca-"
Eddie: "Serial killer? Where? Do you think he'll give me an inter-"
Voldemort: "AVADA KERDAVA! Ah, muggles."
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 31, 2011, 09:33:30 AM
Maybe without Voldemort...
Please without Voldemort?
(Or Voldymold. Or He-Who-Lacks-A-Nose. Or He-Who-Is-Deluded. HA! I just now made those up)

Well, it would probably go something like this.
Eddie: You must be Mrs. Sharp! I am simply delighted to have an oppurtunity to interview about your...daring... son.
Mrs.Sharp: "Oh yes, we're all so proud of Jaspert."
Eddie; "Are you now...but what about that other son, er, Dylan, is it?"
Mrs. Sharp: "Other son?"
Eddie: "Oh come on, you know, the one whose entangled with the Austrain prince, rides above a giant whale, helped lead the revolution in Constintiople..."
Mrs. Sharp: O____o "Not MY daughter, you bitch!" (she'd probably be totally pitched at the improperness....)
Mrs. Weasley: "That's MY line."
Eddie: "Daughter! That's scandolous!" *looking delighted*
Rita: "Scandal, did you say? Budge aside, pest, this is MY story.'
Hermione: "We should probably keep it down, cause you know, there's kind of a known serial killer hanging around with us, we don't want him to figure out our loca-"
Eddie: "Serial killer? Where? Do you think he'll give me an inter-"
Voldemort: "AVADA KERDAVA! Ah, muggles."
LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 31, 2011, 09:40:33 AM
In a review of the final Harry Potter movie, Voldemort was referred to as the "noseless nightmare"
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on August 31, 2011, 09:42:25 AM
*stifles laughter*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Shadow on August 31, 2011, 09:46:59 AM
He is a noseless nightmare!!!
I usually call him a 'fearful bast*rd" after that saying : I did such & such semi-weird thing...
because I"M A FEARLESS BAST*RD."
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 10:06:30 AM
OHEMGEE. That is EXACTLY HOW IT WOULD GO DOWN. XDDDD

Not only is he the noseless nightmare...he needs a manicure as well.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 31, 2011, 10:09:42 AM
I call NOT being the one to give him the manicure.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 10:12:39 AM
Newkirk can give him one. The poor lad.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 31, 2011, 10:14:53 AM
Oh, Newkirk with nail polish. The strange thoughts that people have... But it's a GOOD thing. :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Shadow on August 31, 2011, 10:15:07 AM
Just got scary mental image of Voldemort in a salon getting a mani/pedi while waiting for his perm to be over....oh wait....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 10:16:20 AM
O____O I HAS BEEN SCARRED. That's the second time on this forum now.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on August 31, 2011, 10:16:27 AM
Oh gosh... Newkirk with nail polish.... The possibilities.... Thts one way to annoy Eddy. Let Newkirk paint his nails.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on August 31, 2011, 10:19:13 AM
PINK AND PURPLE! Those are the colors to use. And anything sparkly.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 10:22:13 AM
RAINBOW~
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Shadow on August 31, 2011, 10:30:36 AM
Narwhal and purple potato stuffed bovril colored. XD
I think introducing Eddie to Rita would actually seriously annoy him. She would get all the kind of stories he can read because of her, ya'know, power. 
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on August 31, 2011, 10:49:47 AM
Pink and black zebra print nail polish. Oh and to complete look put make up on him ameboid a girly pink bow on his toad.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on August 31, 2011, 10:54:20 AM
Have Deryn do it. That'd annoy the both of them. And neither is allowed to leave until the manicure/pedicure is finished. Have have Alek standing there and watching. And asking annoying questions. Let's go with that. And it's some garish pink or red colour.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 11:01:06 AM
Narwhal and purple potato stuffed bovril colored. XD
I think introducing Eddie to Rita would actually seriously annoy him. She would get all the kind of stories he can read because of her, ya'know, power.

IF THIS WAS FACHEBOOK, I'D LIKE THAT.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: flashstick on August 31, 2011, 02:46:21 PM
Fachebook?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on August 31, 2011, 02:51:01 PM
Hejehehe
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Post by: Fuhreesha on August 31, 2011, 11:35:07 PM
-nods- Fachebook.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 01, 2011, 01:51:39 AM
Hehehehe fachebook
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Post by: Fuhreesha on September 01, 2011, 02:31:08 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: LiterateChick on September 02, 2011, 04:39:34 AM
What about Criminal Minds characters? Alek and his men would probably be Hotchner and Rossi (because theyre so serious) Barlow might be Garcia or something and well sorry Deryn but you don't represent anyone. Oh and the leviathan would be that black suv they drive.
This is a bit late, but OMG I love this idea! I think Deryn or Lilit could be paired with Elle, as they're all BAMF feminists. I actually think Barlow would be better paired up with Prentiss, super smart all-seeing clever-boots. I can totally see Volger as Hotch, as neither of them EVER SMILE, and I think Klopp would be Gideon. Alek... Hmm, maybe (I'm totally ignoring genders right now. ;D) Seaver? They are both naive and all that after all. And Newkirk would be Kevin, and Hobbes would be Strauss. AND BOVRIL WOULD BE SPENCER!! XD

... Don't mind me. I'm kinda addicted to that show. ^^;
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: WellBattle6 on September 02, 2011, 04:49:40 AM
*Clears throat* News: Reporters from all over the globe are asking Eddie Malone where ever he goes to find out about Alek. Reporting now from downtown New York is are very own Eddie Malone. Go ahead Edd...
*camera switches to Eddie Malone being chased by hundreds of reporters*  Malone, "Ahhhhhh! Get the paparazzi off me! PLEASE!!! pssshshshshshshshshshshsh"
News: It appears we have some technical difficulties...oh well, we'll be right back with our very own Eddie Malone after the break.
 :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on September 02, 2011, 06:01:57 AM
Heehee
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 02, 2011, 07:50:35 AM
What about Criminal Minds characters? Alek and his men would probably be Hotchner and Rossi (because theyre so serious) Barlow might be Garcia or something and well sorry Deryn but you don't represent anyone. Oh and the leviathan would be that black suv they drive.
This is a bit late, but OMG I love this idea! I think Deryn or Lilit could be paired with Elle, as they're all BAMF feminists. I actually think Barlow would be better paired up with Prentiss, super smart all-seeing clever-boots. I can totally see Volger as Hotch, as neither of them EVER SMILE, and I think Klopp would be Gideon. Alek... Hmm, maybe (I'm totally ignoring genders right now. ;D) Seaver? They are both naive and all that after all. And Newkirk would be Kevin, and Hobbes would be Strauss. AND BOVRIL WOULD BE SPENCER!! XD
Hah! Love that show! Who's Kevin? I forgot. And I love Bovril as Spencer. If matthew gray  gubler(Spencer) reads this he should be proud. I mean Bovril probably doesn't forget stuff just like Reid. Your right, Barlow would be a good Prentiss!

... Don't mind me. I'm kinda addicted to that show. ^^;
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: LiterateChick on September 02, 2011, 07:54:40 AM
What about Criminal Minds characters? Alek and his men would probably be Hotchner and Rossi (because theyre so serious) Barlow might be Garcia or something and well sorry Deryn but you don't represent anyone. Oh and the leviathan would be that black suv they drive.
This is a bit late, but OMG I love this idea! I think Deryn or Lilit could be paired with Elle, as they're all BAMF feminists. I actually think Barlow would be better paired up with Prentiss, super smart all-seeing clever-boots. I can totally see Volger as Hotch, as neither of them EVER SMILE, and I think Klopp would be Gideon. Alek... Hmm, maybe (I'm totally ignoring genders right now. ;D) Seaver? They are both naive and all that after all. And Newkirk would be Kevin, and Hobbes would be Strauss. AND BOVRIL WOULD BE SPENCER!! XD
Hah! Love that show! Who's Kevin? I forgot. And I love Bovril as Spencer. If matthew gray  gubler(Spencer) reads this he should be proud. I mean Bovril probably doesn't forget stuff just like Reid. Your right, Barlow would be a good Prentiss!

... Don't mind me. I'm kinda addicted to that show. ^^;
Kevin's Garcia's boyfriend. He's a computer wiz like her, but still kinda derpy. ^-^ And yes, MGG should be very proud.  ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 02, 2011, 07:57:11 AM
Oh! Kevin is her boyfriend. Haha. If I meet MGG, I will give him an award and hug because he plays Reid/ Bovril.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Aletheia on September 04, 2011, 09:44:01 PM
*shrieks and hexes everyone*

OFF TOPIC!

Ahem, number something or other:

Steal his journal, read it, and print the stories before he does.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 05, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Take his journal, write horrible stories like 'Mutant pizzas will eat your face tomorrow' then secretly print them and say that he wrote it.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on September 05, 2011, 03:05:36 AM
Accuse him of plagiarism! I dunno...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 05, 2011, 03:09:38 AM
Tell him you have an AMAZING STORY for him and to meet you at a cafe at some time then send a insane monkey instead
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 05, 2011, 12:57:55 PM
An insane monkey with an eggplant. Because eggplants are the mortal enemies of potatoes. -nods-
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on September 05, 2011, 01:01:25 PM
Blech.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 05, 2011, 01:03:41 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 05, 2011, 01:04:25 PM
How could anyone be the enemy of potatoes? They are so..... Nice.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on September 05, 2011, 01:05:24 PM
Easy, the eggplant is jealous of the awesomeness of the potato.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 05, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Oh, but eggplants are not a somebody. They are jealous, elongated, purple things...they hate potatoes because they can be made into so many things. Eggplants never get the spotlight.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Rue128 on September 05, 2011, 01:08:05 PM
For a reason. *nods* the eggplant should give up on his job as a veggie and go live with his cousin. The leek.
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Post by: Fuhreesha on September 05, 2011, 01:14:43 PM
Eeyup.
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Post by: Flight girl on September 06, 2011, 04:16:39 AM
So it is decided someone go tell the eggplants that
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 05:21:44 AM
True...true...damn.
OMG MRS. WEASLY AND MRS. SHARP WOULD BE A SCARY COMBINATION!~
(Kinda like Holly Short and Deryn Sharp...)
i luv artemis fowl,
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 06, 2011, 07:55:43 AM
True...true...damn.
OMG MRS. WEASLY AND MRS. SHARP WOULD BE A SCARY COMBINATION!~
(Kinda like Holly Short and Deryn Sharp...)
i luv artemis fowl,
That series rocks!! (I'm a sucker for urban fantasies...AND STEAMPUNK)
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 07:56:44 AM
nice me two!!
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 06, 2011, 08:01:21 AM
Back on topic??

Put beetles in his soup.
Send him prank gifts.
Tie his shoelaces together...ya know, classics.
(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! ANYONE?! AT ALL????!!!)
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 08:05:23 AM
oooh me!  throw a pinapple at his head!
also thak u for the grilled pinapple
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 06, 2011, 08:07:16 AM
You're welcome!
(ANYONE?)
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 08:09:05 AM
take his frog and replace it with a rabid badger
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 06, 2011, 08:57:01 AM
Two words: Whoopie. Cushion.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 09:00:06 AM
how would this be accomplished? ???
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 06, 2011, 09:02:06 AM
Easy. Put a whoopee cushion with a message to put this on Eddie Malone's chair through the portal to the Leviathan universe.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 09:03:48 AM
hay!! u used my idea! ??? ::) ;D
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 06, 2011, 09:10:26 AM
Yep.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 09:13:12 AM
well they didnt have whoopie cusions then so it could work... ??? ;D
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 06, 2011, 09:14:55 AM
He wouldnt expect it. So it would be perfect.
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 06, 2011, 09:15:26 AM
Well, with a portal anything's possible. xD
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 09:17:15 AM
well it'ed be my portal under my bed, since i created the portal idea
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 06, 2011, 09:17:53 AM
Eddie would be like :o :o :o and Bovril would repeat it.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 09:18:55 AM
 ":o :o :o :o :o :o wtf just happened?"
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 06, 2011, 09:47:25 AM
Do it when he's in an important meeting!
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Post by: tridecagirl on September 06, 2011, 09:48:07 AM
Break his photo walker!
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 09:49:30 AM
"omigawd that was embaressing"
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 06, 2011, 10:12:22 AM
Everyone would be staring and he'd be like "That wasn't me. No really. It was uhhhh the ummm... Toad?"
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 10:13:36 AM
ribbit ;D
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 06, 2011, 10:16:41 AM
Haha. Now I must find the portal and a whoopee cushion.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 10:18:56 AM
u can borrow my portal ;D
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 06, 2011, 10:53:28 AM
Yay! *gets whoopee cushion* MWAHHAHHA.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 06, 2011, 11:18:56 AM
gtg to bed, just use th combo lock to get in to the portal
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Post by: Lightning4 on September 07, 2011, 09:46:19 AM
Is this an evil scheme? Sounds like fun.
(I'm not actually evil, I just like to pretend to be.)
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 07, 2011, 11:02:15 AM
Yes this is a scheme. Prepare for embarrassment Eddie! *mutters* you totally deserve it.
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 07, 2011, 11:07:00 AM
Whoopie cushions for the win!
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 07, 2011, 11:09:12 AM
*nods* what other practical jokes can we pull on him? The old poking someone on one shoulder and being on the other side trick?
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 07, 2011, 11:11:50 AM
Give him a fake, realistic looking camera that squirts water.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 07, 2011, 11:13:08 AM
ok ok the lock combo for the secret portal is 1-11-1, and i'll leave my window open for any who wish to do mischief in the name of annoying eddie, just dont break my ceramic unicorn
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 07, 2011, 11:15:08 AM
Yes! I will. Just don't freak out, okay? Hand buzzer. Like a clown. *shivers at thought of clown*. Wait! Even better idea! Give him one of those shocking pens, so every time he tries to write it will shock him!!!!
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 07, 2011, 11:22:18 AM
omg i hate those, my frien gave me one last year and told me to click it, i got a horrible surprise.
still, dont break the ceramic unicorn!!!
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 07, 2011, 11:23:48 AM
Ceramic unicorns remind me of Tangled cause of that guy in the movie that collected them. Random thought.
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 07, 2011, 11:24:48 AM
I got a pen like that. It worked once then broke. Gie him an electric cell phone. I fell for that one too. P.S. I love tangled. *sings* And vladmir collects ceramic unicorns.
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 07, 2011, 11:27:42 AM
I got a pen like that. It worked once then broke. Gie him an electric cell phone. I fell for that one too. P.S. I love tangled. *sings* And vladmir collects ceramic unicorns.
*Singing* And at last I see the light, and it's like the fog has lifted. And at last I see the light, and it's like the world is-
Old man: SHUT UP!
Me: Oh. Well that was a disappointment.
I LOVE TANGLED! THE CHAMELEON WAS EPIC!
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 07, 2011, 11:29:01 AM
Ceramic unicorns remind me of Tangled cause of that guy in the movie that collected them. Random thought.
flyn ryder reminds me of beautiful beutiful alek.... aahhhh
and who is vladmir? i wants to meet this guy, he can help me...
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 07, 2011, 11:30:37 AM
Ceramic unicorns remind me of Tangled cause of that guy in the movie that collected them. Random thought.
flyn ryder reminds me of beautiful beutiful alek.... aahhhh
and who is vladmir? i wants to meet this guy, he can help me...
A weird singing guy that appeared in the movie. And yes, I think Alek when I see Eugene. EUGENE!!!! Funny name is funny.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 07, 2011, 11:32:12 AM
Ceramic unicorns remind me of Tangled cause of that guy in the movie that collected them. Random thought.
flyn ryder reminds me of beautiful beutiful alek.... aahhhh
and who is vladmir? i wants to meet this guy, he can help me...
A weird singing guy that appeared in the movie. And yes, I think Alek when I see Eugene. EUGENE!!!! Funny name is funny.
ooo ya right sorry, i luvs unicorns, especially the kind that eats rainbows and peoples!!
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 07, 2011, 11:33:25 AM
Eugene reminds me of Alek too. Vladmir is one of the guys from the 'Snuggly Duckling'
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 07, 2011, 11:33:48 AM
Ceramic unicorns remind me of Tangled cause of that guy in the movie that collected them. Random thought.
flyn ryder reminds me of beautiful beutiful alek.... aahhhh
and who is vladmir? i wants to meet this guy, he can help me...
A weird singing guy that appeared in the movie. And yes, I think Alek when I see Eugene. EUGENE!!!! Funny name is funny.
ooo ya right sorry, i luvs unicorns, especially the kind that eats rainbows and peoples!!
RAINBOW BLEH!
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 07, 2011, 11:35:59 AM
its just like luckycharms, only no cherrios, and it has people bits in it
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Post by: LiterateChick on September 07, 2011, 12:42:57 PM
Ceramic unicorns remind me of Tangled cause of that guy in the movie that collected them. Random thought.
flyn ryder reminds me of beautiful beutiful alek.... aahhhh
and who is vladmir? i wants to meet this guy, he can help me...
A weird singing guy that appeared in the movie. And yes, I think Alek when I see Eugene. EUGENE!!!! Funny name is funny.
ooo ya right sorry, i luvs unicorns, especially the kind that eats rainbows and peoples!!
RAINBOW BLEH!
SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS THAT! XD
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Post by: Fuhreesha on September 08, 2011, 05:56:28 AM
I don't like unicorns. They copied the narwhal. JERKS.
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Post by: Lightning4 on September 08, 2011, 09:38:04 AM
Unicorns are strange.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 10:20:41 AM
well, i agree that unicorns ar fake copiers, but they make nice ceramic objects.
also, whoever used my magic portal last night forgoted to lock it and a messege lizerd got trapped in my room! so remember to lock portal when u done!
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 08, 2011, 10:39:04 AM
Oooops.... That wasn't me. *glares at message lizard that is repeating conversation from when I used portal last night*
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 08, 2011, 10:45:30 AM
(ANYONE?! *cries*) What's the message lizard saying, hm socks?? *innocent face*
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 10:46:59 AM
rave? socks? u BOTH used my portal? shame on u!
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 08, 2011, 10:49:07 AM
Nooooo... *shifty eyes* and that stupid barking lizard wasn't saying anything about me and Deryn plotting to make sure that Alek never gets the thrown. Or that I was helping her to get prepared to tell him that she's a girl. Or that I made Newkirk do my laundry.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 10:50:15 AM
damn, THATS why newkirk is in my kitchen eating my cereal!
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 08, 2011, 10:51:39 AM
Does he have any clothes with him?
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 08, 2011, 10:53:57 AM
Sorry!! You said we could use the portal, right?? *goes to tamper with Malone's soup* (...ANYONE?! Anyone get the reference?? HELLO??!!! *cries*)
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 10:56:05 AM
ok im sorry, but pleeeease close the portal after you done! i dont like lizerds in my socks, or airmen in my cereal, well eating it i mean ::)
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 08, 2011, 11:00:07 AM
*giggles* No. Seriously. He did my laundry, right?
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 08, 2011, 11:01:07 AM
Sorry!!
(ANYONE AT ALL?? Ok, who just wants me to say what that's from and stop whining about it??)
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Post by: LiterateChick on September 08, 2011, 11:02:26 AM
Sure, tell us.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 11:05:13 AM
*giggles* No. Seriously. He did my laundry, right?
not unless u enjoy the fact that he mixed ur reds and whites! hope u like pink under wear!
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 08, 2011, 11:05:42 AM
I didn't give him my under wear! Who's elses laundry has he been doing?
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 11:07:12 AM
I didn't give him my under wear! Who's elses laundry has he been doing?
mine, and he stole all ur cloths to do laundry so he wouldnt do it later
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Post by: Flight girl on September 08, 2011, 11:09:44 AM
I KNOW we should give him a shock lighter I saw the sign that said shock lighter but I was stupid picked it up and flicked the switch down an way it shocked me so bad I droped it
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 08, 2011, 11:09:50 AM
Have his little frog record the Nyan Cat song (on loop) over an important interview.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 11:13:49 AM
I didn't give him my under wear! Who's elses laundry has he been doing?
mine, and he stole all ur cloths to do laundry so he wouldnt do it later
hee hee *highfives newkirk*
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 08, 2011, 11:15:57 AM
Have his little frog record the Nyan Cat song (on loop) over an important interview.
OH GOD YES!! He'd hate that...*mwahahas*

I didn't give him my under wear! Who's elses laundry has he been doing?
mine, and he stole all ur cloths to do laundry so he wouldnt do it later
I asked him if he could do mine too, but he said there wasn't enough room. Thank goodness for that. *phew* *dodges bullets*

Sure, tell us.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Akizban. It's mentioned in the scene where Ron and Hermione are talking with Harry on the train to Hogwarts, and Ron goes "...Yeah, ming you, it's a cheap one. It went haywire-"
OH GOD NO. My Grammie is pissed because Iam having *FUN* instead of sleeping. Grr, meanies. Damn you bedtime!!! *bye*
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
Quote
My Grammie is pissed because Iam having *FUN* instead of sleeping. Grr, meanies. Damn you bedtime!!! *bye*
awww
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 08, 2011, 11:18:55 AM
Night! Crap. I gave him my mothers laundry too. *is nervous*
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Post by: Flight girl on September 08, 2011, 11:22:01 AM
Haha nice and I agree DAMM YOU BED TIME hehehe I just sit thete with my phone anyway except in my room
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 08, 2011, 11:23:22 AM
I don't really have a bed time. I jut Get tired and sleep.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 11:23:56 AM
quick question: when was the immigration boom in america started?
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 08, 2011, 11:27:13 AM
quick question: when was the immigration boom in america started?

Pretty sure there was a boom in the late 1800's and in 1910-ish. I'm sorry I can't help more, I'm vaguely remembering my past social studies classes.
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 08, 2011, 11:28:08 AM
I don't know. Sorry.
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Post by: Flight girl on September 08, 2011, 11:31:44 AM
*shrugs* sorry Idk my teacher mentiined it last year but it wasnt even oart of the lesson it was just one of the cool things from beimg in her class :'( my classes so boring this year the teachers arent very funny and no body talks in the middle of lessons which I never thought I would miss its so quite in class
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 11:35:42 AM
quick question: when was the immigration boom in america started?

Pretty sure there was a boom in the late 1800's and in 1910-ish. I'm sorry I can't help more, I'm vaguely remembering my past social studies classes.
thanks you! thats sad that i dont remember, since i live in america and all!
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Post by: Flight girl on September 08, 2011, 11:49:16 AM
Same but I havent actaully learned much about our recent history (the most recent ive learned about is the first five presidents)
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 08, 2011, 11:51:29 AM
Oh goodness, I'm basically relearning what I learned in sixth grade years ago in history. We had better notes back then, if only I had kept them. D:
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 11:56:21 AM
damn you early onset algerbra!
(please ask what this is  ;D)
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 08, 2011, 12:03:35 PM
Algebra? Who mentioned algebra? Huh. I was talking about world history. We had this wall of notes that we had to copy, and that would be extremely useful now. D:

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Post by: Flight girl on September 08, 2011, 12:10:27 PM
Oh im taking algebra ninth grade algebra when im in eigth cause of everyday math  :(
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 12:18:56 PM
im taking 8th grade algerbra in 7th, cause the teachers made me "o my gosh your smart you should do this (my name)"
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Post by: Flight girl on September 08, 2011, 12:24:08 PM
Oh my whole grade is doing it cause we were the first one to use everyday math back in lile fifth grade
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 12:28:48 PM
haha, i started with everyday math in kindygarden
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 08, 2011, 12:29:54 PM
I really have no idea what you people are talking of, so I'll just scoot into my corner.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 12:33:31 PM
I really have no idea what you people are talking of, so I'll just scoot into my corner.
just mathy crap, wut math class do you take?
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 08, 2011, 12:36:17 PM
I frankly have no idea. I felt like I've been at the same level for years because I've had a new teacher each time and they just keep reviewing on what the last one taught. Which was the same as what the last one taught. :|
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Post by: Flight girl on September 08, 2011, 12:38:03 PM
Hahaha same with mine and I literally saw no diffrence between regular math and everyday math it was so stupid oh and something strange this year in science ill be learning about the same stiff as my mother in college
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 12:44:30 PM
we get to dissect squid, fish, worms, starfish, and all sorts of stuff
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 08, 2011, 12:49:56 PM
I dissected a pig last year, oh my goodness, that was so fun. We named him Abraham Napoleon L'Pigg.

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Post by: Flight girl on September 08, 2011, 12:50:34 PM
Wow ive disected a frog..........now we working on geology astrinomy oceanology amd some otjer ology
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 12:51:14 PM
abraham? thats halarious
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 08, 2011, 12:51:55 PM
Yes. I was being all punny that day.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 08, 2011, 12:56:05 PM
haha ;D
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Post by: flashstick on September 08, 2011, 02:54:16 PM
My favorite thing I've ever dissected is a cow eye.
It was really cool.


-on topic-

Show him a 3D camera.
His mind would be blown.
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 08, 2011, 03:09:53 PM
Has anyone said have him talk to Rita Skeeter? Because I think she would annoy even him. And why don't we add world's peppiest publicist, Effie Trinket? Well, she's technically a publicist, right? xD I feel so idiotic now.
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Post by: flashstick on September 08, 2011, 03:12:46 PM
Has anyone said have him talk to Rita Skeeter? Because I think she would annoy even him. And why don't we add world's peppiest publicist, Effie Trinket? Well, she's technically a publicist, right? xD I feel so idiotic now.

Yeah, I suggested Rita do an article on him.
At least, I think I did.
I meant to.
xD
I don't feel like looking it up to see if I hit submit on that post...

Effie's a good one too!
He's much to down-to-earth to not be annoyed by her.
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Post by: Fuhreesha on September 09, 2011, 05:51:43 AM
Flight girl, I see that you like to punch hipsters in the throat. XD
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Post by: Flight girl on September 09, 2011, 07:10:29 AM
 ;D you noticed ;D
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 09, 2011, 09:10:36 AM
Has anyone said have him talk to Rita Skeeter? Because I think she would annoy even him. And why don't we add world's peppiest publicist, Effie Trinket? Well, she's technically a publicist, right? xD I feel so idiotic now.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 09, 2011, 09:11:45 AM
Has anyone said have him talk to Rita Skeeter? Because I think she would annoy even him. And why don't we add world's peppiest publicist, Effie Trinket? Well, she's technically a publicist, right? xD I feel so idiotic now.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!


It could also be absolute chaos. O_o
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 09, 2011, 09:19:29 AM
Oh God...the sheer possibilities...
(Started to make a dialogue but it sucked. Anyone else want a go??)
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 09, 2011, 12:45:49 PM
nah, but if eddie met rita skeeter, they would get married, and there kids would be EVIL!
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Post by: marypearly on September 10, 2011, 12:29:35 AM
replace his fabricated firefly with a regular firefly, and steal his sugar cubes.
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Post by: kay101 on September 10, 2011, 01:22:00 AM
He he, Effie Trinket too. But as far as journalists go, he has no competition with Rita.
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 10, 2011, 07:59:45 AM
They could make a Power Duo. With a theme song of course.
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Post by: Fuhreesha on September 10, 2011, 08:03:33 AM
I love theme songs! 8D
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 10, 2011, 08:06:19 AM
They can have their own television show. A rival to Alek's show.
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Post by: Fuhreesha on September 10, 2011, 08:27:52 AM
XDD
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 10, 2011, 08:47:08 AM
What is Aleks show?
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 10, 2011, 09:09:45 AM
Alek has a TV show? Since when??
(Malone + Skeeter = Brain Going BOOM And Getting Grossed-Outness All Over Mum's Office)
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Post by: Bananza on September 10, 2011, 09:41:22 AM
lolz
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 10, 2011, 09:54:17 AM
Ever since the last chapter in Whaleshipping, Alek has had a show. xD

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Post by: Fuhreesha on September 10, 2011, 10:03:48 AM
Whut. Whaleshipping?
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 10, 2011, 10:12:23 AM
What is his show about?
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 10, 2011, 10:13:17 AM
Teaching small children German. xD

And Whaleshipping is a fanfiction. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6750593/31/Whaleshipping
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 10, 2011, 10:16:44 AM
*waves hand around* I wanna watch Alek's show!
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Post by: Fuhreesha on September 10, 2011, 10:21:58 AM
Oh, I love that person's fan fic's! XDD LOL, musical XD
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 10, 2011, 10:22:16 AM
Lol I love Guten tag, Alek!!!!! Hahahhahahah.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 10, 2011, 10:47:07 AM
dammit, cant go to that site on web I have "mature content" filter on my computer
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 10, 2011, 11:06:34 AM
hey all, my magic portal has its own thread for its adventures!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Bananza on September 10, 2011, 12:44:27 PM
I LOVE MY MAGIC PROTAL! do you love yours  ???
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Post by: flashstick on September 10, 2011, 12:45:17 PM
Has anyone mentioned blowing Eddie's mind with those Warhol cameras?
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Post by: Bananza on September 10, 2011, 12:46:20 PM
XD good one!
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Post by: flashstick on September 10, 2011, 12:50:01 PM
I want to see him be all like,
(http://i536.photobucket.com/albums/ff325/evilblus/GIF/tumblr_lor3ffiQhb1qmwjfko1_500.gif)
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Post by: Bananza on September 10, 2011, 12:50:47 PM
XD LAWLZ XD
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Post by: flashstick on September 10, 2011, 12:52:50 PM
I love tumblr and all it's gifs xD
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Post by: Bananza on September 10, 2011, 12:57:46 PM
XD HEHEHE XD
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Post by: Fuhreesha on September 10, 2011, 11:09:41 PM
HAHA! XD
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 10, 2011, 11:21:09 PM
I LOVE MY MAGIC PROTAL! do you love yours  ???
yessss!!
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 19, 2011, 11:26:42 AM
Alek should have a show! Instead of Ni-Hao Ki-lan, GUTEN TAG, ALEK! Lolz.  8) Cool face is cool.
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 19, 2011, 11:30:12 AM
Can you say kalte? Oh, I love Guten Tag, Alek.
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Post by: Flight girl on September 19, 2011, 12:13:09 PM
ITS AWESOME
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 19, 2011, 12:16:11 PM
It is quite.
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Post by: Flight girl on September 19, 2011, 12:16:54 PM
Yup
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Post by: tridecagirl on September 20, 2011, 10:30:14 AM
Guys - anyone watched Scooby Doo and The Loch Ness Monster? Remember the really overexcited journalist? HE'S LIKE A HIPPIE EDDIE!
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Post by: Lightning4 on September 20, 2011, 10:30:54 AM
Sorry I haven't, but what you are saying sounds funny.
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 20, 2011, 10:36:16 AM
Guys - anyone watched Scooby Doo and The Loch Ness Monster? Remember the really overexcited journalist? HE'S LIKE A HIPPIE EDDIE!

Yes, yes, and yes.

Also, I wondered about the whole Nessie business would be like in the Leviathan-Universe.
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Post by: Lightning4 on September 20, 2011, 10:37:32 AM
Nessie would be a fabrication, of course. But it would be solid fact, not a legend.
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 20, 2011, 10:40:05 AM
So many possibilities.
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Post by: Lightning4 on September 20, 2011, 10:40:42 AM
I wonder what it would be fabricated from?
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 20, 2011, 10:43:49 AM
Or it's not a fab at all... Maybe people are debating if it's a fab or real? Hmmm...
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Post by: Lightning4 on September 20, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
Well, I have no idea then!
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 20, 2011, 10:45:33 AM
Same. It will haunt me until I find out the answer. Somehow.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 20, 2011, 03:10:06 PM
Guys - anyone watched Scooby Doo and The Loch Ness Monster? Remember the really overexcited journalist? HE'S LIKE A HIPPIE EDDIE!
omg yes, my little brother made me watch it over 50 times last year!
the hippie's name is stew, if i remember correctly, and the caretaker did it
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 21, 2011, 08:45:38 AM
Guys - anyone watched Scooby Doo and The Loch Ness Monster? Remember the really overexcited journalist? HE'S LIKE A HIPPIE EDDIE!
omg yes, my little brother made me watch it over 50 times last year!
the hippie's name is stew, if i remember correctly, and the caretaker did it
Yeah, it was the Doctor/Professor lady who kinda reminded me of Barlow. (Goes to wiki her name) Pembrooke, that's her.

Hah, look what I found:

"The Loch Ness Monster in this movie bears a strong resemblance to The Giant Behemoth."

Oh goodness, I love wikipedia.

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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 21, 2011, 08:46:31 AM
Guys - anyone watched Scooby Doo and The Loch Ness Monster? Remember the really overexcited journalist? HE'S LIKE A HIPPIE EDDIE!
omg yes, my little brother made me watch it over 50 times last year!
the hippie's name is stew, if i remember correctly, and the caretaker did it
Yeah, it was the Doctor/Professor lady who kinda reminded me of Barlow. (Goes to wiki her name) Pembrooke, that's her.

Hah, look what I found:

"The Loch Ness Monster in this movie bears a strong resemblance to The Giant Behemoth."

Oh goodness, I love wikipedia.
WHHHHHHAAA!!!! thats awesome!
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 21, 2011, 08:48:00 AM
Guys - anyone watched Scooby Doo and The Loch Ness Monster? Remember the really overexcited journalist? HE'S LIKE A HIPPIE EDDIE!
omg yes, my little brother made me watch it over 50 times last year!
the hippie's name is stew, if i remember correctly, and the caretaker did it
Yeah, it was the Doctor/Professor lady who kinda reminded me of Barlow. (Goes to wiki her name) Pembrooke, that's her.

Hah, look what I found:

"The Loch Ness Monster in this movie bears a strong resemblance to The Giant Behemoth."

Oh goodness, I love wikipedia.
WHHHHHHAAA!!!! thats awesome!

The Giant Behemoth is a movie. I shall find it and watch it and probably giggle a lot. :|
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 21, 2011, 08:54:15 AM
Guys - anyone watched Scooby Doo and The Loch Ness Monster? Remember the really overexcited journalist? HE'S LIKE A HIPPIE EDDIE!
omg yes, my little brother made me watch it over 50 times last year!
the hippie's name is stew, if i remember correctly, and the caretaker did it
Yeah, it was the Doctor/Professor lady who kinda reminded me of Barlow. (Goes to wiki her name) Pembrooke, that's her.

Hah, look what I found:

"The Loch Ness Monster in this movie bears a strong resemblance to The Giant Behemoth."

Oh goodness, I love wikipedia.
WHHHHHHAAA!!!! thats awesome!

The Giant Behemoth is a movie. I shall find it and watch it and probably giggle a lot. :|
oo i shall search on netflix
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 09:50:38 AM
I....MUST.....GET.......GOLIATH ON MY KINDLE!!!!!!
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 21, 2011, 09:52:51 AM
My best friend has Behemoth on her Kindle, and she recently borrowed my copy so she could see the pictures. (All the pretty piiiiiiiiictuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeessssss...)Apparently her Kindle's pic quality SUCKS. (POOR MISSY!~)
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 21, 2011, 09:53:51 AM
My best friend has Behemoth on her Kindle, and she recently borrowed my copy so she could see the pictures. (All the pretty piiiiiiiiictuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeessssss...)Apparently her Kindle's pic quality SUCKS. (POOR MISSY!~)
INDEED!
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 21, 2011, 09:54:16 AM
I would get it on ereader, but I just don't enjoy reading on ereader as I do on paper. :| My ereader won't even show pictures, so yeah, all the reason.
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 09:54:29 AM
I'M GONNA GET IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 21, 2011, 09:55:11 AM
Yay!

Plus, I can only get free stuff for my ereader at the moment. :|
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 09:56:16 AM
CAN'T FIND THE KINDLE!!!!!
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 09:56:36 AM
Yay!

Plus, I can only get free stuff for my ereader at the moment. :|
Cool!
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 21, 2011, 09:58:12 AM
I would get it on ereader, but I just don't enjoy reading on ereader as I do on paper. :| My ereader won't even show pictures, so yeah, all the reason.
i loves paper!
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 21, 2011, 10:00:04 AM
That's why I'm waiting for the day before Friday.
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 10:01:02 AM
WHERE IS MY KINDLE????? Grr.....
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 21, 2011, 10:03:23 AM
We're off to find a kindle, the kindle of ~Steampunk~Bovril~!
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 10:03:54 AM
OH NO THIS IS REALLY REALLY BAD I THINK MY BRO LEFT IT AT MY FAMILY'S VACATION HOUSE!!!! *Dies*
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 10:04:46 AM
We're off to find a kindle, the kindle of ~Steampunk~Bovril~!
Yes we are.......no success. I want Goliath so bad!!!!!
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 21, 2011, 10:05:35 AM
O_O This might be a problem. Well, there's a Kindle app for iPad and all that such, and you can get Kindle on your computer as well, I'm pretty sure. And it's all free. Except, you have to buy the book.
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 10:07:17 AM
Yeah. When my brother gets home I'll ask him.
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 21, 2011, 10:09:06 AM
Okay, good luck with finding your Kindle!
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 10:10:02 AM
Thanks!   ;)
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 21, 2011, 10:21:16 AM
We're off to find a kindle, the kindle of ~Steampunk~Bovril~!
wizard of oz, FTW!
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 21, 2011, 10:23:23 AM
We're off to find a kindle, the kindle of ~Steampunk~Bovril~!
wizard of oz, FTW!
That's the second time I've laughed aloud today...you guys ROCK. :D :D :D
Oh, and S-Bovvie? I hope you find your Kindle.
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 10:24:31 AM
We're off to find a kindle, the kindle of ~Steampunk~Bovril~!
wizard of oz, FTW!
That's the second time I've laughed aloud today...you guys ROCK. :D :D :D
Oh, and S-Bovvie? I hope you find your Kindle.
Thanks and I love that nickname, I think I will keep it!
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 21, 2011, 10:25:26 AM
We're off to find a kindle, the kindle of ~Steampunk~Bovril~!
wizard of oz, FTW!
That's the second time I've laughed aloud today...you guys ROCK. :D :D :D
Oh, and S-Bovvie? I hope you find your Kindle.
Thanks and I love that nickname, I think I will keep it!
yay for S-bovvie!
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 21, 2011, 10:45:18 AM
I FOUND MY KINDLE AND I AM ABOUT TO HIT BUY ON GOLIATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 21, 2011, 10:55:15 AM
I FOUND MY KINDLE AND I AM ABOUT TO HIT BUY ON GOLIATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhh!
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Post by: Flight girl on September 21, 2011, 01:43:35 PM
LUCKY
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 21, 2011, 01:47:15 PM
Tell him that his show is cancelled due to the horrid writing.
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Post by: MismatchedSocks on September 21, 2011, 11:29:27 PM
Buuuurrn! Replace his hat with a balloon hat.
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 22, 2011, 02:30:52 AM
Buuuurrn! Replace his hat with a balloon hat.
or a canadian mounty hat!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 22, 2011, 08:50:08 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 22, 2011, 08:52:17 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 22, 2011, 08:53:27 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 22, 2011, 09:03:44 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 22, 2011, 09:05:49 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on September 22, 2011, 09:19:54 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 22, 2011, 09:20:31 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  :'( When are you getting it?
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 22, 2011, 09:21:03 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
Turns out, I might not get it for a while. A LONG WHILE. This is going perfect. :|
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Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 22, 2011, 09:22:44 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
Turns out, I might not get it for a while. A LONG WHILE. This is going perfect. :|
Same here!~ *dies*
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 22, 2011, 09:24:15 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
Turns out, I might not get it for a while. A LONG WHILE. This is going perfect. :|
Do you have an iPod? You could get the kindle app and read it there the picture quality on my kindle is pretty decent, and I've heard the app is great. I think it's really cheap too.
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Post by: Klarsynet on September 22, 2011, 09:26:09 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
Turns out, I might not get it for a while. A LONG WHILE. This is going perfect. :|
Do you have an iPod? You could get the kindle app and read it there the picture quality on my kindle is pretty decent, and I've heard the app is great. I think it's really cheap too.
No ma'am.
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Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 22, 2011, 09:27:16 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
Turns out, I might not get it for a while. A LONG WHILE. This is going perfect. :|
Do you have an iPod? You could get the kindle app and read it there the picture quality on my kindle is pretty decent, and I've heard the app is great. I think it's really cheap too.
No ma'am.
Oh.....okayz. Umm....so why do you have to wait so long?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on September 22, 2011, 09:31:21 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
Turns out, I might not get it for a while. A LONG WHILE. This is going perfect. :|
Do you have an iPod? You could get the kindle app and read it there the picture quality on my kindle is pretty decent, and I've heard the app is great. I think it's really cheap too.
No ma'am.
Oh.....okayz. Umm....so why do you have to wait so long?
Well, I was supposed to go to a Westerfeld event, and I got all pumped and such, and then my father is like "Umm, I don't think you can go. Your mother can't take you and I'll be at work.". And my mother's excuse is that she doesn't like driving around those parts because of all the roads. :|
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Post by: deryn sharpie on September 22, 2011, 09:52:04 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
Turns out, I might not get it for a while. A LONG WHILE. This is going perfect. :|
Do you have an iPod? You could get the kindle app and read it there the picture quality on my kindle is pretty decent, and I've heard the app is great. I think it's really cheap too.
No ma'am.
Oh.....okayz. Umm....so why do you have to wait so long?
Well, I was supposed to go to a Westerfeld event, and I got all pumped and such, and then my father is like "Umm, I don't think you can go. Your mother can't take you and I'll be at work.". And my mother's excuse is that she doesn't like driving around those parts because of all the roads. :|
that is the worst excuse ever!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on September 22, 2011, 09:56:08 AM
OMG! GOLIATH IS AHMAZING!!!! It's so good I am at the reveal part!!! Not gonna spoil it though. This book is even better than I expected (which is saying A LOT).
ARGH *tears out hair* Must...read...SPOILERS!!!~
(My friend Missy says a scientific study says that spoilers actually help you enjoy the book more. How cool is THAT?!)
I know, they do. But I am always paging forward on my kindle and spoiling more for myself. IT'S SO BARKING AMAZING!!!!
*sigh*
Deryn, do you have it yet?
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIL!!!!*
NOOOOOOES!
Turns out, I might not get it for a while. A LONG WHILE. This is going perfect. :|
Do you have an iPod? You could get the kindle app and read it there the picture quality on my kindle is pretty decent, and I've heard the app is great. I think it's really cheap too.
No ma'am.
Oh.....okayz. Umm....so why do you have to wait so long?
Well, I was supposed to go to a Westerfeld event, and I got all pumped and such, and then my father is like "Umm, I don't think you can go. Your mother can't take you and I'll be at work.". And my mother's excuse is that she doesn't like driving around those parts because of all the roads. :|
that is the worst excuse ever!
So now I'm kinda disappointed, and kinda flipping out because I told my friend that I'd take her home directly after school and that I would be skipping my meeting. But, yeah, lots of fun scheduling things to work out, which includes staying for my meeting which is about schedules, ha.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on September 22, 2011, 10:21:53 AM
not fun!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on September 22, 2011, 10:24:14 AM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on September 22, 2011, 10:51:49 AM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
sigh, i have no hope whatsoever.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on September 22, 2011, 10:55:52 AM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
sigh, i have no hope whatsoever.
Why? You have to have hope, even if things are looking down. And this is coming from a pessimist.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on September 22, 2011, 11:07:20 AM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
sigh, i have no hope whatsoever.
Why? You have to have hope, even if things are looking down. And this is coming from a pessimist.
no hope for meeting scotty...
and i am a pessimist, over a core of optimisum
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on September 22, 2011, 11:11:02 AM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
sigh, i have no hope whatsoever.
Why? You have to have hope, even if things are looking down. And this is coming from a pessimist.
no hope for meeting scotty...
and i am a pessimist, over a core of optimisum
Ha, same here.  Now, I'm just hoping I can get the book within the month.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on September 22, 2011, 11:16:20 AM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
sigh, i have no hope whatsoever.
Why? You have to have hope, even if things are looking down. And this is coming from a pessimist.
no hope for meeting scotty...
and i am a pessimist, over a core of optimisum
Ha, same here.  Now, I'm just hoping I can get the book within the month.
im. getting. it. tommorow!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on September 22, 2011, 11:18:24 AM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
sigh, i have no hope whatsoever.
Why? You have to have hope, even if things are looking down. And this is coming from a pessimist.
no hope for meeting scotty...
and i am a pessimist, over a core of optimisum
Ha, same here.  Now, I'm just hoping I can get the book within the month.
im. getting. it. tommorow!!!!!
Yay for you! :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on September 22, 2011, 11:29:54 AM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
sigh, i have no hope whatsoever.
Why? You have to have hope, even if things are looking down. And this is coming from a pessimist.
no hope for meeting scotty...
and i am a pessimist, over a core of optimisum
Ha, same here.  Now, I'm just hoping I can get the book within the month.
im. getting. it. tommorow!!!!!
Yay for you! :D
on a different note...
have you heard of my GERMANS! yet?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Klarsynet on September 22, 2011, 11:33:45 AM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
sigh, i have no hope whatsoever.
Why? You have to have hope, even if things are looking down. And this is coming from a pessimist.
no hope for meeting scotty...
and i am a pessimist, over a core of optimisum
Ha, same here.  Now, I'm just hoping I can get the book within the month.
im. getting. it. tommorow!!!!!
Yay for you! :D
on a different note...
have you heard of my GERMANS! yet?
I've seen you  mention Germans multiple times, but I don't exactly know why.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 23, 2011, 12:03:57 PM
Glimmer of hope, I might get a ride. This is really down to the wire. :|
sigh, i have no hope whatsoever.
Why? You have to have hope, even if things are looking down. And this is coming from a pessimist.
no hope for meeting scotty...
and i am a pessimist, over a core of optimisum
Ha, same here.  Now, I'm just hoping I can get the book within the month.
im. getting. it. tommorow!!!!!
omg im geeying goliath tommorrow as well
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on September 24, 2011, 11:03:56 AM
i has it now...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on September 24, 2011, 11:08:19 AM
It is the best book ever!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on September 24, 2011, 11:13:11 AM
*faints*
but it ooovvvverrrr
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on September 24, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Oh well, better than it just going on forever and eventually getting (you are going to hate me for saying this but) boring.
But seriously- if a series goes on way too long... It's not interesting anymore.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 24, 2011, 12:44:19 PM
I JUST FINISHED READING IT
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on September 24, 2011, 12:46:04 PM
Yay!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 24, 2011, 12:55:17 PM
It was PURE AWESOMEEPICTASICNESSTOTHEFIVETHOUSANDTHDEGREE
I really liked the end
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on September 24, 2011, 12:57:36 PM
Yes, and yes.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 24, 2011, 01:07:10 PM
I JUST FINISHED READING IT AS WELL. :')
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 24, 2011, 01:07:39 PM
AINT IT AWESOME
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 24, 2011, 01:08:34 PM
IT WAS SO AWESOME. I ALMOST CRIED, THAT'S HOW AWESOME IT WAS .<ASMDAOtagr
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 24, 2011, 01:10:50 PM
SPOILER
SPOILER
SPOILER
SPOILER
i loved the finally pic of them up on the goliath
Oh and when deryn punched alek in the gut i was partly thinking nnnnoooooo partly thinking ROFL and partly thinking WAY TO GO DERYN
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Lightning4 on September 24, 2011, 01:11:41 PM
I liked the "draining" picture.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 24, 2011, 01:13:19 PM
The draining picture was my favorite, actually!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 24, 2011, 01:14:07 PM
Yeah i really liked deryn in that one
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 24, 2011, 01:25:28 PM
Loved the hair! XD

And here's some fan art...I know it's a bit unfair of me, but it's not that spoilery. I SWEAR. It's nothing that would affect the overall plot or change your view of the book. http://fellie220.deviantart.com/art/MY-PRECIOUS-259891981 (http://fellie220.deviantart.com/art/MY-PRECIOUS-259891981)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 24, 2011, 01:28:34 PM
LOL that mafe me thinki of when seryn stole newirks potatos
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 24, 2011, 01:32:25 PM
OKAY. So here's all of the parts with potatoes I remember from the series:

Leviathan: Deryn steals the other middies' potatoes in the beginning.

Behemoth: Volger finally takes a bite of his potatoes when Deryn comes to talk to him.

Goliath: Deryn tells Newkirk and Alek to eat their potatoes to keep warm and later is described as "going back to her precious potatoes." And, Deryn steals one of Newkirk's potatoes.

Mr. Westerfeld and I seem to have a common obsession. XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on September 24, 2011, 01:36:41 PM
LOL
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 24, 2011, 11:21:29 PM
*cracks up*
Ooh, you actually made me LOL! *achievement for you* (I almost never show strong emotion...am naturally stoic, i guess. :D)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 24, 2011, 11:58:58 PM
Are you like Barlow? Do you make it a policy to never show emotion or surprise? XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on September 25, 2011, 07:48:42 AM
i hope alan cumming is volger in the movie...
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on September 25, 2011, 12:50:32 PM
OKAY. So here's all of the parts with potatoes I remember from the series:

Leviathan: Deryn steals the other middies' potatoes in the beginning.

Behemoth: Volger finally takes a bite of his potatoes when Deryn comes to talk to him.

Goliath: Deryn tells Newkirk and Alek to eat their potatoes to keep warm and later is described as "going back to her precious potatoes." And, Deryn steals one of Newkirk's potatoes.

Mr. Westerfeld and I seem to have a common obsession. XD
I wonder if Scott even likes potatoes. He should bring them to his fan conventions, sign them, and sell them to people for ten bucks each. Just wait till they get rotten.......crazed Leviathan fangirls? No longer crazed. Lol. Guten tag, ALEK! Bridge, this is Bovril reporting. I finished Goliath today and it was the best book ever. End message.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on September 26, 2011, 01:30:27 AM
Are you like Barlow? Do you make it a policy to never show emotion or surprise? XD
No. It'd be cool to be smart like the LB. (Or AF!! *squees at awesome prospect*)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Fuhreesha on September 26, 2011, 07:10:17 AM
XD
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: deryn sharpie on October 10, 2011, 12:51:52 PM
Are you like Barlow? Do you make it a policy to never show emotion or surprise? XD
No. It'd be cool to be smart like the LB. (Or AF!! *squees at awesome prospect*)
:o
AF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on October 16, 2011, 12:26:09 PM
Are you like Barlow? Do you make it a policy to never show emotion or surprise? XD
No. It'd be cool to be smart like the LB. (Or AF!! *squees at awesome prospect*)
:o
AF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fantasizes* Aah, the sweet sweet possibilities...:,D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on October 30, 2011, 04:12:00 AM
YO!!! S. BOVVIE IN DA HOOD YA'LL!!  8)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on October 30, 2011, 05:36:34 AM
*fistbump* Hey you!! :D How are you, Bov? *I'm in a chatty mood...* Oh yeah, and BTW, you lot? I'm prolly not going to be on for a while...*sad face* I'll be at my Gramma's house (TWO HOUR DRIVE) for the weekend, because a relative of mine died. So I won't be on as often. (Already aren't as on as often...D: NO~)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on November 04, 2011, 12:28:17 PM
*fistbump* Hey you!! :D How are you, Bov? *I'm in a chatty mood...* Oh yeah, and BTW, you lot? I'm prolly not going to be on for a while...*sad face* I'll be at my Gramma's house (TWO HOUR DRIVE) for the weekend, because a relative of mine died. So I won't be on as often. (Already aren't as on as often...D: NO~)
Aww...I'm sorry to hear that. About your relative mostly, and that you won't be on.  :( *hugs*  I'm doing fine, thanks. I'm in a chatty mood too.  :)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: FlowerofIce on November 04, 2011, 12:43:31 PM
make eddies frog repeat everything in gibberish..
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on November 04, 2011, 12:44:24 PM
Make him and his frog matching outfits.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: FlowerofIce on November 04, 2011, 12:44:45 PM
make bovril repeat everything he says lol
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on November 04, 2011, 12:48:08 PM
Give him and Rusty (the frog) matching banana costumes.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: FlowerofIce on November 04, 2011, 12:53:15 PM
bovril and rusty fall in love lololol
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on November 04, 2011, 12:56:19 PM
Send him a note that looks kind of like this:
Dear Eddie Malone,
Meet me in the lizard room tonight at midnight.
Love,
(That one reporter lady from Goliath)
Then, say that she stood him up.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: FlowerofIce on November 04, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
<3 adela is cool
if only scott made barlow single toooo....
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on November 04, 2011, 03:28:42 PM
Her name is Adela Rogers, right?
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: FlowerofIce on November 04, 2011, 03:42:41 PM
yeppers
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Bovril The Bomb on November 05, 2011, 12:10:47 AM
12.send Bovril to record the messages the bullfrog has
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on November 05, 2011, 12:24:16 AM
Welcome Newbie!!! My name is Socks!
Use his camera to take a bunch of pictures of yourself.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Bovril The Bomb on November 05, 2011, 07:57:59 AM
13.change the password on his frog
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: JLIGHTNING on November 05, 2011, 11:08:22 AM
Feed his frog to Behemoth.

LOLZ, Behemoth is my excuse for destroying anything.

<3 Behemoth!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on November 05, 2011, 12:38:11 PM
*pokes JLightning* Naughty!~ Don't destroy stuff...
Play Istanbul (Not Constantinople) over and over and over and over...*betcha can't guess what I'm listening to right now*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on November 05, 2011, 04:28:18 PM
Istanbul(not Constantinople)?
Make him have all of his articles be critiqued by picky high schoolers.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Auggy on November 05, 2011, 04:52:42 PM
Hand him a copy of Hearst's newspaper and say 'I like this much better than the crud you write!'
...
Gah. Thanks a lot now I have that song stuck in my head... It is catchy though.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: FlowerofIce on November 05, 2011, 06:58:17 PM
HELLO NEWBIES! im glower :3
lol push him off the building like everyone wanted alek to..
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on November 06, 2011, 12:32:41 AM
*fistbump* Hey you!! :D How are you, Bov? *I'm in a chatty mood...* Oh yeah, and BTW, you lot? I'm prolly not going to be on for a while...*sad face* I'll be at my Gramma's house (TWO HOUR DRIVE) for the weekend, because a relative of mine died. So I won't be on as often. (Already aren't as on as often...D: NO~)
Aww...I'm sorry to hear that. About your relative mostly, and that you won't be on.  :( *hugs*  I'm doing fine, thanks. I'm in a chatty mood too.  :)
*smooches you on cheek* Aaw, thank you Bov!~ (And sorry I haven't replied before now...) She sounded like a fun person, like some of the happier people on the fourim. I think I'd have liked her a lot if I knew her...
OOO!!! I know! Sneak up behind him and blast an airborne in his ear or near his frog when he's trying to record something.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on January 03, 2012, 01:56:23 AM
Lol yeah!!!  :D
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: frenchllama on January 03, 2012, 10:27:12 AM
(Don`t know if these have been said already)
Tell him that Mr. Hearst`s newspaper is way better than his
Put his newspaper in the shredder
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: frenchllama on January 03, 2012, 10:28:43 AM
OKAY. So here's all of the parts with potatoes I remember from the series:

Leviathan: Deryn steals the other middies' potatoes in the beginning.

Behemoth: Volger finally takes a bite of his potatoes when Deryn comes to talk to him.

Goliath: Deryn tells Newkirk and Alek to eat their potatoes to keep warm and later is described as "going back to her precious potatoes." And, Deryn steals one of Newkirk's potatoes.

Mr. Westerfeld and I seem to have a common obsession. XD
Also, in Leviathan, Deryn flicks potatoes at Fitzroy`s `dorsal regions`.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on January 03, 2012, 11:42:57 AM
OKAY. So here's all of the parts with potatoes I remember from the series:

Leviathan: Deryn steals the other middies' potatoes in the beginning.

Behemoth: Volger finally takes a bite of his potatoes when Deryn comes to talk to him.

Goliath: Deryn tells Newkirk and Alek to eat their potatoes to keep warm and later is described as "going back to her precious potatoes." And, Deryn steals one of Newkirk's potatoes.

Mr. Westerfeld and I seem to have a common obsession. XD
Also, in Leviathan, Deryn flicks potatoes at Fitzroy`s `dorsal regions`.
And then he says something that I've always regarded as a very subtle Getting Crap Past The Radar...*tries not to be physically ill* *hides under couch* *please not to hate me?*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on January 04, 2012, 02:40:44 PM
Lol!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: tridecagirl on January 04, 2012, 11:19:55 PM
OKAY. So here's all of the parts with potatoes I remember from the series:

Leviathan: Deryn steals the other middies' potatoes in the beginning.

Behemoth: Volger finally takes a bite of his potatoes when Deryn comes to talk to him.

Goliath: Deryn tells Newkirk and Alek to eat their potatoes to keep warm and later is described as "going back to her precious potatoes." And, Deryn steals one of Newkirk's potatoes.

Mr. Westerfeld and I seem to have a common obsession. XD
Also, in Leviathan, Deryn flicks potatoes at Fitzroy`s `dorsal regions`.
And then he says something that I've always regarded as a very subtle Getting Crap Past The Radar...*tries not to be physically ill* *hides under couch* *please not to hate me?*

TV TROPES FTW!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on January 05, 2012, 01:19:10 AM
OKAY. So here's all of the parts with potatoes I remember from the series:

Leviathan: Deryn steals the other middies' potatoes in the beginning.

Behemoth: Volger finally takes a bite of his potatoes when Deryn comes to talk to him.

Goliath: Deryn tells Newkirk and Alek to eat their potatoes to keep warm and later is described as "going back to her precious potatoes." And, Deryn steals one of Newkirk's potatoes.

Mr. Westerfeld and I seem to have a common obsession. XD
Also, in Leviathan, Deryn flicks potatoes at Fitzroy`s `dorsal regions`.
And then he says something that I've always regarded as a very subtle Getting Crap Past The Radar...*tries not to be physically ill* *hides under couch* *please not to hate me?*

TV TROPES FTW!
OH YEAH!~ XD XD XD
Look, here's Leviathan's page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/Leviathan
There are more tropes in the series...but they can't get everything, I suppose. Oh well. Also, it takes FOREVER to get any updates. Waa. T_T
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Bovril The Bomb on January 06, 2012, 04:35:40 AM
Show him a picture of a message lizard and his recording frog kissing ::)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on January 06, 2012, 04:38:04 AM
Lol Liam, why is that your profile picture???
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on January 06, 2012, 06:35:22 AM
Liam = who?
Tell him you~ know a se~cre~t, and he doesn't know what it i~is!~ And he NEVER WILL...unless he kisses Adela Rogers. (MWA HA HA.)
Then, when he does, tell him something ridiculous. Like Newkirk talks in his sleep. Or Hoffman was really short when he was a kid. I dunno.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on January 06, 2012, 09:00:32 AM
(LOOK WHAT I FOUND)
Point out how very much he looks like America. (His COUNTRY!~ I didn't realize thaaaaaaaaat!~ :O OH MY GOD OH MY GOD) (Also: I am pathetic.)
http://hollymariefowl.tumblr.com/post/14642626030/just-a-simple-question
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: MismatchedSocks on January 06, 2012, 09:32:11 AM
Liam = who?
Tell him you~ know a se~cre~t, and he doesn't know what it i~is!~ And he NEVER WILL...unless he kisses Adela Rogers. (MWA HA HA.)
Then, when he does, tell him something ridiculous. Like Newkirk talks in his sleep. Or Hoffman was really short when he was a kid. I dunno.

Lolololol!! Yes!
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on January 07, 2012, 02:08:13 AM
Liam = who?
Tell him you~ know a se~cre~t, and he doesn't know what it i~is!~ And he NEVER WILL...unless he kisses Adela Rogers. (MWA HA HA.)
Then, when he does, tell him something ridiculous. Like Newkirk talks in his sleep. Or Hoffman was really short when he was a kid. I dunno.

Lolololol!! Yes!
YEAAAAAAAAAH. (Plus? Malogers shippers = happy. *bonus* *happy friends!*)
LOOK AT THE FANART. GO LOOOOOKKKKK AT IT.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Bovril The Bomb on January 07, 2012, 03:19:03 AM
Liam=Bovvies brother
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on January 07, 2012, 05:45:35 AM
So Liam = you, I assume? *still confused*
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Gwenhwyfar on January 07, 2012, 01:41:36 PM
One way to annoy Malone is to be his boss and not accept any of his articles.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on January 08, 2012, 11:37:21 AM
...Let's just call you Gwen, OK?
OOH I KNOW
Give him an incredibly stupid nickname.
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Flight girl on January 09, 2012, 06:22:53 PM
Take his camera and give him some canvas, some paint, a paint brush, and tell him "Here were going old school from now on"
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: stopthattime_rave on January 17, 2012, 06:26:05 AM
Shine him a camera flash - a Clanker one - in his eyes when he's either not expecting it or about to take a picture of something for his job/blackmail. ^_^
(He's seen his firefly's so many times, I don't think it'll have much of an affect on him. ^_^)
Title: Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Eddie Malone!
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on August 03, 2014, 03:06:34 AM
Claim you have a huge story, and then tell him a bunch of made-up stuff about aliens in the interview.