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Scott's Books => Leviathan / Behemoth / Goliath => Topic started by: WellBattle6 on August 20, 2011, 01:24:04 PM

Title: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: WellBattle6 on August 20, 2011, 01:24:04 PM
Post anything here about Bovril.  :) Please don't talk about Alek and Deryn or any other person other than Bovril on this.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Moonie on August 20, 2011, 01:27:13 PM
What about the second loris?
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: WellBattle6 on August 20, 2011, 01:29:36 PM
The second loris is okay but make sure that Bovril is still the main. Ex: Don't talk about loris 2 for more than 500 pages without Bovril!!!
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Post by: Fuhreesha on August 20, 2011, 01:33:12 PM
WOOOO. The forums really needed this thread.

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Post by: Fuhreesha on August 20, 2011, 01:34:34 PM
My tribute to Bovril:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Tn-__pK3LnM/SZgRr2-Js0I/AAAAAAAAASA/tCknSK4_CD4/s320/bovril_125g.JPG)
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: WellBattle6 on August 20, 2011, 01:36:15 PM
The loris Bovril!!!!! NOT THE BEEF EXTRACT!!!!!!!!!! *facepalm*
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 20, 2011, 01:47:29 PM
 ;D

FINE:

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLoKOQk3mQlpFRuf1AkSzGivgWvg1_Cxd5WJu9z58VFvImfpkV)

And if you haven't seen it on the other thread:

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdVEbm_l5y3tD7ue4Ar35n9Ux9gv69ZFcnaii6ruoNz8Gbl4X_)
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Seven on August 20, 2011, 05:43:57 PM
;D

FINE:

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLoKOQk3mQlpFRuf1AkSzGivgWvg1_Cxd5WJu9z58VFvImfpkV)

And if you haven't seen it on the other thread:

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdVEbm_l5y3tD7ue4Ar35n9Ux9gv69ZFcnaii6ruoNz8Gbl4X_)

Awww, the first one looks sad.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 20, 2011, 06:00:46 PM
I was thinking more of suspicious. XD
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Bananza on August 21, 2011, 09:59:52 AM
Lolz one of my friends has that on their phone and it says OMG! A branch!
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 21, 2011, 10:16:21 AM
OH EM GEE, NO WAY! It's a magical branch, WOOSH.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: MoonLitDragonsMind on August 21, 2011, 10:18:01 AM
Hmm. I wonder if bovril drinks tea...
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Post by: DarwinsAngels on August 21, 2011, 10:22:49 AM
BEEF TEA, perhaps?
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Post by: MoonLitDragonsMind on August 21, 2011, 10:23:15 AM
BEEF TEA, perhaps?
Naw, Really? Ya think?
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 21, 2011, 10:24:14 AM
If I was a loris named Bovril, I would eat Bovril everyday.
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Post by: ArtfullyInsane on August 21, 2011, 11:25:37 AM
The second loris's name is Larry. We've decided. Just thought I'd put that in there.

OMG a branch! Really? That's hilarious!
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Cassidy-La on August 22, 2011, 07:57:39 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FfkgwPNm3uA/SeukxVB7q2I/AAAAAAAADRU/aw3Qa8GDYrU/s400/Slow_Loris_Female.jpg)

This is the first picture on Bing imamges of Loris. I find it funny :D
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 22, 2011, 08:00:25 AM
OH my goodness. That scared me. XD
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: WellBattle6 on August 22, 2011, 08:01:55 AM
Now if only we could make a loris become perspicacous and name it Bovril.  :)
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 22, 2011, 08:06:33 AM
THAT. Would be amazing.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Cassidy-La on August 24, 2011, 09:41:18 AM
Did you know that Loris' are poisonous? I don't know if Bovril is but the Loris has poison stored in its elbows.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: LiterateChick on August 24, 2011, 10:22:17 AM
... Seriously? That is possibly the strangest thing I've ever heard.
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Post by: One Person on August 24, 2011, 10:24:42 AM
There is a popular youtube video with a little mammel staring at you back. You know what I mean? I'll send the link later but imagine Bovril stares at you with no emotions... :o
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: waxesnostalgic on August 24, 2011, 10:28:20 AM
Did you know that Loris' are poisonous? I don't know if Bovril is but the Loris has poison stored in its elbows.

I was reading a bit about that and about how they are illegally captured for the pet trade each year. They cut off the lorises' teeth so that they can't poison anyone, and a lot of the lorises die from infections. Very sad.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 24, 2011, 02:06:39 PM
BAWWW. D:

Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Cassidy-La on August 25, 2011, 03:36:28 AM
Male Loris' are capible of reproduction at 17 months!  :o
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 25, 2011, 03:37:53 AM
Thank you...for that piece of information. XD
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Cassidy-La on August 25, 2011, 03:55:12 AM
Loris' are extremely territorial. Maybe Bovril will be all *HISSSSS* if guys flirt with Alek or Deryn
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: LiterateChick on August 25, 2011, 03:56:23 AM
I would think that girls would be the ones doing the flirting...  :P
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Post by: Fuhreesha on August 25, 2011, 03:57:01 AM
Agreed. ^ XDDDD
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Cassidy-La on August 25, 2011, 04:25:26 AM
Whoops guess I didn't read that well  :-[
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 25, 2011, 04:26:10 AM
Lawl. XD
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Cassidy-La on August 25, 2011, 04:58:10 AM
Wait I remeber what happened I was going to say if guys flit with Deryn but then I added Alek.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Fuhreesha on August 25, 2011, 05:03:23 AM
But Deryn is disguised as a sir. So wouldn't it make more sense for girls to flirt with Deryn? XD
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Cassidy-La on August 25, 2011, 05:23:35 AM
After the war. Loris' can live up to twenty years but they might have used diffrent life threads for the lifespan.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: waxesnostalgic on December 08, 2011, 01:14:28 AM
Hey you guys, Bovril is on the YALSA blog poll this week as an option for "best non-human sidekick." I didn't vote for him, though, because nothing's cooler than Mogget, but I thought that was really interesting.

http://www.yalsa.ala.org/thehub/
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Seven on December 08, 2011, 03:37:39 AM
I tried to vote for Bovril but every time I tried to vote for him it says, "Please choose a valid answer." I did! It's a conspiracy, man. They have a beef with loris(es?).
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Krylsorta Milse on December 08, 2011, 07:31:29 AM
I tried to vote for Bovril but every time I tried to vote for him it says, "Please choose a valid answer." I did! It's a conspiracy, man. They have a beef with loris(es?).

The plural is lorises; pronounced like japanese (with the ese at the end)
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Seven on December 08, 2011, 11:11:52 AM
I tried to vote for Bovril but every time I tried to vote for him it says, "Please choose a valid answer." I did! It's a conspiracy, man. They have a beef with loris(es?).

The plural is lorises; pronounced like japanese (with the ese at the end)

That makes sense.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: anstant on December 09, 2011, 07:18:00 AM
so what im wondering is from wut is the bovril fabricated from? any ideas?
 ???
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: felipe on December 09, 2011, 07:56:41 AM
I don't know what they are made of, but i vote KING JULIEN as the best loris ever... :D ... (you know... Magadaskar...) :D
Of course you have to write KING JULIEN with capital letters, just like CHUCK NORRIS...
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: bovrillsmustache on December 11, 2011, 08:53:11 AM
I have art class at my school once a week and we were making felted things (you can see were this is headed right?) I said to my teacher, "can i make a perspicatious lorris?" and she was like WTH?
me and my friend laughed soooo hard! (he is a huge fan too) my techer finaly consented.  ;D
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: anstant on December 15, 2011, 07:11:03 AM
bovril with a stache best part of book lol ;D
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Post by: frenchllama on December 17, 2011, 03:34:49 PM
Bovril is smarter than Alek.....haha fail
Why are clueless characters so lovable???
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: frenchllama on December 17, 2011, 03:38:56 PM
bovril with a stache best part of book lol ;D
lol yeah (but i think it's the second best)
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Seven on December 18, 2011, 04:53:52 AM
I think Bovril is smarter than everybody. He's creepy smart.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: anstant on January 04, 2012, 07:50:19 AM
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :o
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: ~Steampunk~Bovril~ on January 04, 2012, 12:12:25 PM
Lol I love Bovril! BEST CHARACTER EVER!  ;)
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Post by: Krylsorta Milse on January 17, 2012, 07:48:58 AM
Bovril rocks my socks.
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Post by: Starbuck on January 17, 2012, 08:29:22 AM
I think I belong here...
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Post by: Krylsorta Milse on January 18, 2012, 06:02:54 AM
I think I belong here...

what ever you say deary *steeples fingers together, shifty eyes and laughs maniacally*
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: CJoyTinker on March 06, 2012, 08:43:28 AM
I think he was created to have or give opinions. And so you wont get lonely on those long Leviathan rides across the ocean...
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Starbuck on March 06, 2012, 09:18:12 AM
I have an imaginary freind named steven. STEVEN! were going to canada! order us some tickets!
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: dalek4ever on March 10, 2012, 01:23:01 PM
funny how borvil sounds like a name. funnier how the other louris was never named. even funnier how there genders were never determind...do they hav genders? hmm...curious and curiouser ;)
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Post by: Candle458 on March 10, 2012, 01:24:27 PM
I put bovril in stew and eat it  :P
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Post by: Krylsorta Milse on March 11, 2012, 06:14:29 AM
funny how borvil sounds like a name. funnier how the other louris was never named. even funnier how there genders were never determind...do they hav genders? hmm...curious and curiouser ;)

I know! A gender difference was always assumed, but they never flat out say!

curiouser and curiouser indeed!
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Luna Lovegood on March 12, 2012, 07:23:22 AM
somewhere in the last book it says her when talking about Bovril.
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Post by: zack-attack on March 18, 2012, 12:33:31 PM
i think Borvil is a boy.
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Post by: deathchicken on March 18, 2012, 01:17:19 PM
Little know fact. Bovril has a brother named Farkus.
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Post by: |ĸιrα| on March 19, 2012, 12:12:11 PM
^that is awesome.

I want Dr. Barlow's loris...because that one wears mustaches. I like it:3
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Daft_Prince on March 22, 2012, 01:21:16 AM
If I ever have the honour of attending some kind of Leviathan party, I will attend with a jar of John Lawson Johnston's traditional beef extract on my shoulder.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: SecretAgentCaboose on March 22, 2012, 01:23:47 AM
ROFL
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Post by: Bramblepool on March 22, 2012, 07:36:03 AM
Westerfeld named the Lady Boffin's loris Ned last night.  Its a pretty amazing name.
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Post by: Krylsorta Milse on March 26, 2012, 03:48:14 AM
 ;D awesome
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Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on March 26, 2012, 06:17:29 AM
Bovril is not the one with the mustache, people. it's Ned! just so you know.

but Bovril is definitely amazing. Alek is my sixth fictional boyfriend, but Bovril still beats him as my fav Leviathan character. alek and eddie malone are tied for second (although i don't love malone, bramblepool! keddie fornever!!!)


so, uh...yeah. bovril awesomesauceness. don't judge my strangeness.
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Bramblepool on March 26, 2012, 07:01:29 AM
I SHALL.
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Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on March 26, 2012, 07:34:00 AM
TOO LATE! YOU ALREADY DID! SO, WHAT!!


i realize that didn't make any sense. NON MI GIUDICARE!!!
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Post by: Bramblepool on March 26, 2012, 07:35:07 AM
YA CANT STOP ME!  WOOOOOOOO FULL MEMBER!
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Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on March 26, 2012, 07:35:40 AM
KHFKSHJFOWEIQUROIUZALKNJFLJLAUSRFOIUWEOIJALJSljfaoueoriuoqijglajoiuoeiuqropqiuoiuroiqwurioquoiqujiowjr




meh.
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Post by: Bramblepool on March 26, 2012, 07:36:26 AM
tee hee.
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Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on March 26, 2012, 08:06:00 AM
STOP LAUGHING CREEEPILY!! AND YES I SPELLED CREEPILY WITH THREE E'S!!
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Post by: Bramblepool on March 26, 2012, 09:30:36 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CREEEPY LAIGHING IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: SecretAgentCaboose on March 26, 2012, 09:31:12 AM
I AM A GEEK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu8U25ZDQy8&feature=related
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Post by: Bramblepool on March 26, 2012, 09:32:44 AM
NO!  IF ANYBODY HERE'S A GEEK IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on March 26, 2012, 09:53:13 AM
i gotta agree with bramble. she's kind of a geek.
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Post by: Bramblepool on March 26, 2012, 09:59:26 AM
SEE!?  SHE AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on March 26, 2012, 10:09:33 AM
SEE!?  SHE AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!1

heh heh. u wrote a 1.
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Post by: Bramblepool on March 26, 2012, 10:10:08 AM
SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
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Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on March 26, 2012, 10:11:54 AM
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: sophakada on March 26, 2012, 11:28:58 AM
SHUT BOTH OF YOUR MOUTHS THIS THREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT BOVRIL!
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Post by: Bramblepool on March 26, 2012, 01:29:18 PM
NEDRIL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: deathchicken on March 26, 2012, 01:30:15 PM
Fuck you guys. Farkus is the best!
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Post by: sophakada on March 26, 2012, 01:33:18 PM
NEDRIL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEDRIL IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: deathchicken on March 26, 2012, 01:34:11 PM
The hells Nedril?
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Post by: sophakada on March 26, 2012, 01:34:56 PM
Ned x Bovril
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Post by: deathchicken on March 26, 2012, 01:35:46 PM
Farkus > all other Loris'
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Post by: sophakada on March 26, 2012, 01:37:38 PM
Who's Farkus?
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Post by: deathchicken on March 26, 2012, 01:39:10 PM
Bovrils druge alcoholic brother.
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Post by: Bramblepool on March 27, 2012, 07:04:10 AM
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
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Post by: Krylsorta Milse on March 30, 2012, 04:37:08 AM
but Farcus is a plant... no... wait... that's ficus... <.<
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Post by: Go_Clanker on July 05, 2012, 09:44:33 AM
I was thinking more of suspicious. XD
or...you might say 8)...perspicacious :)
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Post by: Daft_Prince on July 13, 2012, 11:45:39 PM
Are you trying to post on every single thread or something?
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Post by: Bramblepool on July 14, 2012, 11:50:19 AM
It appears so.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on July 14, 2012, 11:51:19 AM
It appears so.
How;s your dog?
Title: Re: The Bovril Topic!!!
Post by: Bramblepool on July 14, 2012, 11:53:47 AM
We are giving her medicine so it should go dormant.  Hopefully.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on July 14, 2012, 11:55:48 AM
That's good!
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Post by: Bramblepool on July 14, 2012, 11:58:10 AM
Yupyup.