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Title: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 11:02:39 AM
I know there was a thread like this a really long time ago....but I can't find it....
So enter in any and all crack pairings you want me to write a one-shot on because self promotion is amazing and I'm board!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 03, 2012, 11:06:27 AM
Lets see........ DERYNXCAPTAINHOBBES!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 11:09:18 AM
easy
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 03, 2012, 11:12:05 AM
WRITE.  then of course, jaspertxdr.barlow
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 11:13:00 AM
The dead soldier Alek killed in Leviathan X The spicy german guy from Behemoth.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 11:13:26 AM
okay....that's three so far
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 11:24:07 AM
Kizlar Agha x Fitzroy
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 11:24:39 AM
who's the first one again?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 03, 2012, 11:25:02 AM
Lilit x fitzy
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 11:27:15 AM
that's ones....hmmm.... challenge accepted
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 11:28:01 AM
Alek x newspaper guy from leviathan.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 03, 2012, 11:28:27 AM
Alek x alek.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 03, 2012, 11:30:31 AM
I'm already writing a fitzroy/lilit fic. It's also a beauty and the beast parody.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 11:31:34 AM
Deryn X Dr Barlow
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 11:35:56 AM
DORA FTW
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: the wayward soldier on September 03, 2012, 11:39:45 AM
ALEK x LEVIATHAN- OH WAIT SORRY THATS CANON
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 11:40:00 AM
lol nice1
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: the wayward soldier on September 03, 2012, 11:42:17 AM
The dead soldier Alek killed in Leviathan X The spicy german guy from Behemoth.
I like this. <3 Angry germans livin in harmony
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 11:42:36 AM
oh, and what about  Nene x Newkirk?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: the wayward soldier on September 03, 2012, 11:44:26 AM
ooohhh sexy
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 11:48:51 AM
The dead soldier Alek killed in Leviathan X The spicy german guy from Behemoth.
I like this. <3 Angry germans livin in harmony
I like it too. I like to think now ( as in 2 secs ago) the spicy German tried to attack Deryn in revenge.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: the wayward soldier on September 03, 2012, 12:08:54 PM
Ohhhh that's good!
I'm also fond of...
JASPERTxFITZROY
like fitzroy got transferred to the leviathan and he misses his lover jaspert, and thats why he's so sour all the time :P
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 03, 2012, 12:09:46 PM
Bovril x Deryn.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 12:09:53 PM
yes!
I did write a NewkirXJaspert one so this shouldn't be too hard
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: the wayward soldier on September 03, 2012, 12:10:56 PM
yes!
I did write a NewkirXJaspert one so this shouldn't be too hard
Woooaaaah you wrote a fanfic? LEMME SEEEEEEE
So would it be Newspert or Jaskirk?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 03, 2012, 12:12:22 PM
Both.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 12:12:41 PM
Newspert

it's here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8203948/4/Forum-Inspired
I also did a boffman it's the next chapter
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: the wayward soldier on September 03, 2012, 12:13:33 PM
OMG BOFFMAN
YOU ARE A GENIUS!
I'll read it now...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 12:15:22 PM
thank you!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 12:16:20 PM
oh yeah, that one. Me gusta, it gooood.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 12:17:15 PM
thanks!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: the wayward soldier on September 03, 2012, 12:27:24 PM
ADORABLE!!! Lol I actually really love that pairing!  ;D WRITE MORE OF IT! Okay I'll read the boffman one nao...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 03, 2012, 12:38:11 PM
okay! Thanks....I'll make sure to use cleaner grammar on the next chapter
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: the wayward soldier on September 03, 2012, 12:41:47 PM
sounds awesome
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 03, 2012, 01:13:09 PM
You know my ideas...
Deryn/Tazza.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Tesla on September 03, 2012, 01:14:35 PM
 ???  them bitches be trippin'  lol
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 01:20:25 PM
Dr Barlow X Mr Herst.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 03, 2012, 01:23:38 PM
Barlow/ANY fab. (Just works)
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 01:28:15 PM
that it does...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: TractionEra on September 03, 2012, 01:38:48 PM
Deryn x Stormwalker. Like the love between a man and a beautiful car.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 03, 2012, 01:39:13 PM
Yes...Lemon fic?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 01:40:06 PM
Deryn X Huxley? Or Huxley X Fitzroy?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: TractionEra on September 03, 2012, 01:43:10 PM
Yes...Lemon fic?

Heh... she'd give it a full tune-up ;) if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 03, 2012, 01:43:51 PM
YES.

And Deryn/Huxley. Seems more viable, especially after I saw this picture on Tumblr...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: TractionEra on September 03, 2012, 01:49:58 PM
I can imagine what that looked like, sadly.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 03, 2012, 01:55:16 PM
Actually, no, it was just the title. The actual picture was quite clean. Can't find the actual picture, but the title was;
"Deryn riding the airbeast"
Yes, seriously.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 01:59:44 PM
Ok then. Alek X Jaspert  Adela X Dr Busk,
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Luna Lovegood on September 03, 2012, 02:01:49 PM
AlekX Newkirk.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 02:11:32 PM
Alekcest. Alek X fem!Alek.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: TractionEra on September 03, 2012, 02:16:34 PM
Deryn in skirts x Dylan!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 03, 2012, 02:17:08 PM
Pay to see that last one!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 03, 2012, 02:17:17 PM
Bram wrote a Dyleryn fic!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 02:27:07 PM
heehee, Dyleryn sounds like Slytheryn.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 03, 2012, 02:27:56 PM
Where can I read this fic? Or is it that little thing on FF with Deryn kissing the mirror.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 03, 2012, 02:30:15 PM
Its not on ff yet I'll yell at her to post it. She says Dyleryn sounds like a disease.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: TractionEra on September 03, 2012, 02:30:44 PM
I hope it goes up soon. I really want to read it.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 03, 2012, 02:31:58 PM
I'll make her type it up. Tis a gOod fic.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 03, 2012, 04:33:26 PM
I must see it as well.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 03, 2012, 04:36:55 PM
Just texted her. She'll have it up eventually.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 01:38:11 AM
Yay!! oh and straif I'm working on my femslash
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: gavinfuzzy on September 04, 2012, 02:15:37 AM
Actually, no, it was just the title. The actual picture was quite clean. Can't find the actual picture, but the title was;
"Deryn riding the airbeast"
Yes, seriously.

*insert inappropriate jokes about title here.*
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 02:25:02 AM
Manfred the random middy X Richard the random Rigger
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 02:52:38 AM
yes!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 02:59:42 AM
Or, Alek X Fitzroy, Newkirk X Tazza, Captain Hobbes X Rigby.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 03:00:40 AM
Newkrik x the leviathan!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:02:09 AM
Newkrik x the leviathan!
Alek would be very jealous if that happened. Alek would be " Newkirk, I will cut you for stealing my love!" Deryn would just facepalm.

Flechette bat X Bauer.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 03:03:17 AM
Lol yes.

Newkrik x hello Kitty.

Wow.  How would that even work?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:03:53 AM
I don't even want to think about it...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:04:56 AM
On shore leave at Japan, Newkirk walks into Manga, Hello Kitty store. And from then on is a secret otaku.

Barlow X Tesla. Tesla X Alek.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 03:05:42 AM
Tesla x Deryn.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:06:36 AM
Well then...
DenyXFitzroy
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:07:51 AM
IMPOSSIBLE!!

Klopp x Lady Gaga.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 03:08:38 AM
Alek x bella (from twilight)
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:09:14 AM
VolgerXEdward
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:09:47 AM
Alek X Fem!Germany from Hetalia. Deryn could be her twin.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:12:13 AM
DerynXNewkirkXAlek

NewDalek
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:13:58 AM
hmm Me gusta. the Leviathan version of the Frying pangle.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:14:57 AM
Hehehe
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:16:05 AM
That should be an interesting pairing. A darwinist girl, a Monkey luddite, and a former royal clanker.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:24:10 AM
indeed!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Aaza on September 04, 2012, 03:25:03 AM
NewkirkXLuna (Lovegood)
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:26:10 AM
Russian Fighting bear X Volger.   
Alek x Lilit ( it says CRACK pairing, so what the heck)
Malfoy x Alek
Deryn x Hermione
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:27:08 AM
{true}

DerynXGenralPancho
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:32:24 AM
Alek X Fem!Germany from Hetalia. Deryn could be her twin.

Canon. Seen a smut pic of Alek fucking her. Same goes with Deryn being fucked by Scotland.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:38:40 AM
O-0 neat! but wouldn't femaustria be more accurate
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:39:26 AM
I think it might have been...I didn't really look to hard. I was just scanning. Mighta been Austria, I dunno.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:40:55 AM
oh well
what if all the characters in Leviathan were the characters from Hetalia....and then we could ship them all with country names...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:41:38 AM
Thats a crack paring if I ever heard it! There's be like, five Austrias though, and a couple Englands.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 03:42:49 AM
And two Scotlands.  Don't forget jazzy.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:43:29 AM
Oh yes, good point...though we never see him after the first book.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 03:43:49 AM
True.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:44:21 AM
One Germany
Four Austria
One Ireland
69 England
Two Scotland
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:45:19 AM
Sounds about right.
One Ottoman Empires too.
Jaspert needs a girl...
OH! Jaspert/Some American chick. Seems like it would work you know? IT's always the American finds a forigne girl to bring home...now it's a Scotish boy finding an American! Some farm girl probably, one with access to potatoes.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:46:05 AM
Southern farm girl I can do....I did something like that for Newkirk
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 03:46:44 AM
Jazzy is awesome.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:47:02 AM
I more saw him falling for a solider girl honestly...like, she gets drunk at a bar with him and some guy hits on her, so she breaks a bottle and screams something about "cutting your barking nuts off and sewing them onto Newkirk".
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 03:48:08 AM
That works.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:49:12 AM
indeed it does >:D
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:50:06 AM
Newkirk would need a strong girl for a relastionship I think...especially cause I can see him being beaten down for his religion.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:50:31 AM
yeah...should she be religious too?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:52:17 AM
I'm thinking she used to be, but quit for some reason or another. And Newkirk sees it as his mission to bring her back to the flock...which she promptly uses as a way to get into his pants.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:53:10 AM
I like this guess some girls like big noses
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:55:17 AM
Takes all kinds A.G.
I really need to stop turning everything in the Leviathan universe into smut fics.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:56:14 AM
The day you stop is the day I get an unpervy mind
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 03:57:09 AM
Then I had better not.
Right...back to the parings.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 03:58:15 AM
Deryn's maXBarlow
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:23:22 AM
That might be a little hard considering we don't know anything about Deryn's ma.
On the subject of Barlow, anyone else think her and Captain Hobbes would be an interesting paring?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:24:21 AM
I can see it.....the reason she always gets her pull around the ship maybe....
LillitXFemNewkirk
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:25:14 AM
Darwinist negotiaions; fuck eveyrthing and anything in sight.
I...like this one, yes. We need more genderbending of some of the characters. Fem Newkirk would be really interseting.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:27:33 AM
*nods* may do something like this....hmmm...
FamAlekXDeryn....favorite Version of Dalek
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:29:13 AM
I'll read a story with that. Barlow's one of my favorite characters...we need her in more sexy situations. I like hot scientists.

Oh yeah...like that Alternate Alternate History thing on DA. Except Alek's actually a girl in this one. And honestly, I like this one better. At least NOW we have an excuse for why Alek's so wimpy.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:30:29 AM
exactly! And gotta love femslash.....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:31:37 AM
I loves it too much for my own good...as long as the pairing's good anyway.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:32:47 AM
true...the crack ones are the best too!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:34:31 AM
Yes, yes they are.
On that...Adela Rogers/Deryn. Before you say anything, Rogers is only 20. Seriously. Its mentioned in Goliath. So...it could work...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:38:49 AM
Really? 20? Geez a lot younger then I thought....
Rogers/Barlow
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:40:01 AM
Thats a good one!
And yeah, its a blink-and-you'll-miss-it thing in Goliath, just after Alek kisses her hand. She says "I'm all of twenty".
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:41:58 AM
Completely missed that....I was too absorbed in his awkward fail
Lillit and Adele are obvious
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:42:35 AM
Oh Alek.
Yeah, thats practically canon thanks to the bonus chapter.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:45:19 AM
I think the whole going as a bride thing was symbolism
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:46:02 AM
More than likely. Poor Lilit. Well, not for long.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:46:55 AM
Yeah...at least she gets a girl in the end no mater how annoying
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:47:41 AM
True. Though I honestly want Rogers for myself. Funny, I used to HATE her guts...then Innocent-Nature used her for some RP's and now I love her.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:49:16 AM
You can have Rogers and I'll take Lillit
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:49:35 AM
Solid deal!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:52:01 AM
Yep considering it's shipped by Da the almighty shipper of the forum
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:52:24 AM
Really? Is there ANYTINHG she doesn't ship?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:53:30 AM
...No...nothing....she even ships formurs...though you know that from a particularly odd incident
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:55:47 AM
That I do...although ow that I think about it me and CPG seems vialbe, as I've apperently addicted her to our Pretties RP.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 04:59:18 AM
"Apparently"? Lord not another...that's three formurs she sips you with!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:00:01 AM
Da doesn't ship that. Although I am addicted.

Bram and I ship Jaspert and lilit.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 05:01:06 AM
Ha ha! Not my fault if I'm a good RPer.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:01:23 AM
Yeah, I guess.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:01:54 AM
Whatever...you're addicted to Pretty RPing and Da's addicted to shipping and Bram's addicted to killing things.....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:03:00 AM
True statement. Although there are some things da doesn't ship.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:04:57 AM
Like what? Well she's not a slasher as far as I know
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:10:49 AM
Oh my gosh are you kidding me? She is *such* a slasher! It's mainly IRL stuff- her and my brother (long story), her and our friend mo (even longer story), me and straif (as we established), other stuff.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 05:11:58 AM
You DO know what slash is, right? Because I'm a dude, and unless your title of ChickWithThePurpleGuitar isn't accurate, then I dont' see us being a slash...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:12:38 AM
I never said it was. She *does* ship slash, she *doesmt* ship us
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:13:18 AM
...Brothers and Friends? Geez....I did think Da and Bram were both dudes at first...and also Geist and Monkey was a girl....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 05:13:58 AM
Ah, got it.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:14:36 AM
Yeah. Geist is a girl, although I thought she was a boy for awhile. Dino too. I thought monkey was a girl too. The Internet makes it so confusing!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:15:32 AM
Yep at least ours are easy to figure out...and Straif's obvious just by his posts
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 05:15:47 AM
There really aren't that many boys on the forum I've noticed...at least, not ones that are actual fans.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:17:53 AM
yeah...I think the only guys who post here regularly are you, Tesla, monkey, and.....that's it
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 05:18:26 AM
More or less, yeah. Gavin too.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:22:11 AM
I knew I was forgetting someone!

*bragging because I'm fb friends with almost everyone on that list and I count that as a win*
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 05:22:55 AM
So am I actually!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:25:19 AM
woo!*high five*
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:39:17 AM
You strange children.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: TractionEra on September 04, 2012, 05:40:23 AM
There are no normal people here.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:40:56 AM
I take that as a complement.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:41:37 AM
same here  :D
and I'm normal for the abnormal
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:41:55 AM
Not really..
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 05:42:05 AM
I'll third that as a compliment.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:45:59 AM
You're more normal than most of us.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:46:46 AM
yeah
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 05:47:14 AM
What, me?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:48:24 AM
yes you
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 05:48:59 AM
Yeah...nope.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 05:50:40 AM
haha well by comparison I guess
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:56:49 AM
Yeah, only by comparison, of couese.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 08:12:07 AM
And I'm wierder than you all.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 08:39:17 AM
True statement. Lol, bramble, the dance party.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 09:33:00 AM
??? okay then...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 09:34:41 AM
Bram and I and our friend smart girl had a dance party in our home room class, and we were conversing about what would happen if all the formers suddenly appeared.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 09:35:18 AM
...so many questions...was I mentioned 
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 09:43:45 AM
Yeah, of course. I forget what you were doing though...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 09:45:28 AM
okay....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 09:51:49 AM
Yeah, I'll ask Bram.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 09:52:51 AM
okay...a little scared to know what all we were doing but too curious to not ask....
anyway
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 09:54:53 AM
I only remember a few. But I'm gonna wrote a fic about it, so all will be good.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 09:56:53 AM
You have to pm me it when it's done  :P
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: TractionEra on September 04, 2012, 10:13:53 AM
Did you just get up and start dancing randomly during class or was there just nobody else in the room?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 10:37:02 AM
It was during recess and we were too lazy to go outside.  Our teacher had on jazz and there were a few people other than us in the class room.  They very quickly left. And anchor, I believe that you were dancing with us.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 10:38:19 AM
I don't dance....I have miniature spaz attacks in beat ;)
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 10:42:50 AM
You'll be doing that then.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 10:44:00 AM
sweet
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 10:45:10 AM
Bernard was reading my geometry textbook. No! I remember what you were doing! You werent dancing, you were making out with lilit.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 10:48:11 AM
Ah yes.  Beryn was dancing with us.  And ren was wreaking havoc on the rest of our school.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 10:49:03 AM
Yes, yes. What was straif doing?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 10:50:21 AM
.........was he hijacking Mrs. T's computer?  Or was it breaking into peoples lockers?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 10:52:13 AM
Neither... I don't remember.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 10:53:11 AM
If we don't remember we can always make something up.  What about Tesla?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 10:53:58 AM
He'd be all sad cus his bikes didn't teleport with him.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 10:54:45 AM
And then be doing something malicious to our lockers.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 10:56:14 AM
I always figured they'd be fangirling over Leviathan together
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 10:57:18 AM
Possible.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:05:10 AM
That'd just be too normal, child. Let's see, Monkey and Geist would be making out while Hyde and Ren jealously watched.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 11:06:11 AM
Aww, be nice dear.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:08:06 AM
What? I ship them all.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 11:10:03 AM
I noticed.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:14:09 AM
Yup.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:20:31 AM
It kinda makes sense....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:22:00 AM
See? Anchor agrees with my awesomeness.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:24:14 AM
It's kinda odd to think about what would happen if we all met IRL....the chaos that would ensue
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:25:05 AM
Ikr? It's kinda scary... Bram, da, and I fantasize about what you guys would be doing in different situations a lot.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:28:22 AM
meh I do that when I'm really board...Sometimes I'll sit in class and think "what if I had this class with so and so"
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:29:22 AM
Yeah. We were at the pool once for my birthday party and we inserted you guys.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:31:41 AM
...do I want to know what we did?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:34:12 AM
I don't remember, honestly. It wasn't anything too bad, I don't think.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:35:46 AM
that's good....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:36:47 AM
Lol yeah.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:38:10 AM
Just so you know I was expecting the worst....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:38:48 AM
Don't worry, we wouldn't do that.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:42:11 AM
good to know  :D
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:42:27 AM
Lol yeah.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:43:36 AM
forgot you three were rather innocent :P
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:45:12 AM
Well, Bram and I are....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:47:10 AM
Well she *does* ship a lot....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:47:44 AM
Who, guava? Not as much as me and da.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:49:14 AM
I meant Da
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:51:29 AM
Oh, yeah, she does ship a lot.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:53:08 AM
yeah but I know it's not as much as I make out
I just love hyperbole
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 11:53:20 AM
I actually randomly think what you guys would be doing in the situation I'm in a lot.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:54:34 AM
same
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:55:10 AM
Yeah, Bram, you really do. What would mrs. R think of these guys?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 11:56:24 AM
>:D do tell
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:56:49 AM
Shes our science teacher btw.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 11:57:57 AM
Hmmmmmm...... lets see.......I don't know.  It depends how they act in science class.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 11:58:26 AM
True, true. (txt me I has a question)
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 12:00:46 PM
I usually listen well....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 12:01:16 PM
With Mrs. R its pretty much just how much you love science.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 12:01:45 PM
(thx Bram)

Yeah, shesvinteresante.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 12:03:05 PM
chemistry and biology are my thing so she might like me
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 12:04:18 PM
Yes yes... and if you do good on science fair.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 12:04:33 PM
Maaaaaybe. Idek what science we're doing this year. Ugh, we have a lab tomorrow. And gym, ugh!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 12:05:28 PM
sorry...good luck with both I guess....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 12:05:38 PM
Joy.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 12:05:49 PM
Thx anchor.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 04, 2012, 12:11:11 PM
Night guys
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 12:11:25 PM
Night night.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 12:12:09 PM
Night!  Don't let the antelopes bite!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 12:14:12 PM
That's a new one.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 12:15:09 PM
That It is.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 12:18:06 PM
Antelopes are scary...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 12:21:31 PM
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoKqOZUVQHVIAN8.JzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dantelope%26ei%3Dutf-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dsfp-img%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D3&w=1024&h=768&imgurl=www.creamygoodness.co.uk%2FImages%2FPhotos%2FKenya%2FKenya1%2FAntelope1.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.creamygoodness.co.uk%2FKenya1.php&size=176.1+KB&name=Antelope&p=antelope&oid=40c64f63e781e58e3c2ac20a63f9d5eb&fr2=&fr=sfp-img&tt=Antelope&b=0&ni=48&no=3&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=11a7lvs6h&sigb=135avubdb&sigi=1217ftssa&.crumb=zIVPDy9VFSn
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 12:22:22 PM
AAH SCARY!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 12:26:25 PM
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoQ0bZkVQZysAc2uJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dantelope%26ei%3Dutf-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dsfp-img%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D11&w=1205&h=802&imgurl=www.321pic.com%2Fimages%2Fantelope-15.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.321pic.com%2Fantelope-15.html&size=110.3+KB&name=Antelope+%2315+-+321Picture&p=antelope&oid=3b4ed85ab7b98e664023ad1b7bace1a6&fr2=&fr=sfp-img&tt=Antelope%2B%252315%2B-%2B321Picture&b=0&ni=48&no=11&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=116mmq2ed&sigb=136reh408&sigi=115jgd9us&.crumb=zIVPDy9VFSn Even moooooooooore!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 12:31:52 PM
I should probably stop looking at them...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 04, 2012, 12:32:39 PM
They're staaaaaaring into your soooooouuuuuuuulllllll.......
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 12:38:21 PM
That they are.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:22:01 PM
Pearl White X Fitzroy.  Pearl White was the actress Mr Hirst offered to introduce Alek to. She played Pauline in the Perils of Pauline both in Levi-verse and IRL.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 03:22:55 PM
Mr. HirstxMr. Hearst. The engineer guy who shot Alek and the movie guy.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:24:07 PM
Mr Hirst who shot Alek X Fitzroy.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 03:26:24 PM
You can ship anyone with fitzroy...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:36:54 PM
Indeed. Even if you hate him * hinthintnudgenudgeDeryn*
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 03:37:31 PM
Lol yup.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 03:41:24 PM
The soldier that died in Leviathan and the Marine in Goliath who fell to his death during that rocket attack on the little floaty platform thingy in New York.  :P
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 03:43:13 PM
That one guy in behemoth who failed at sliding when Deryn was on her mission and got calturedxthe random German that captured him.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 04:00:33 PM
honhonhon, The dirty things in my mind....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 04:01:57 PM
.....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 04, 2012, 04:02:47 PM
Not as dirty as me!
And it was an OTTOMAN trooper I think who captured the Brit. Have it be a girl in disguise like Deryn and we are SOLID.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
Yeah, ok.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 04:19:38 PM
Lol that's just sad monkey :)
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 04:51:07 PM
What has been done cannot be undone. Moving on....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 04:52:44 PM
Actually, you could delete the post...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 05:05:03 PM
I think i'll do that.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 05:05:47 PM
okay, it's gone. What's gone? Nothing, that's what!  ;D
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:06:48 PM
Lol nice child
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 04, 2012, 05:15:56 PM
yep. And I only know what goes on in there, because, well frankly it's kind of hard NOT to hear about it.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 04, 2012, 05:16:20 PM
Yeah....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 06:02:55 AM
awkwardness is random. ANYWAY, MOVING ON!

the lovely couple in the background of the picture that has Lilit wearing a very fancy schmancy dress.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: the wayward soldier on September 05, 2012, 07:34:25 AM
That one guy in behemoth who failed at sliding when Deryn was on her mission and got calturedxthe random German that captured him.
This one is f***ing gold.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 07:42:29 AM
Ikr? Aren't I a genius!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 07:52:53 AM
its cannon
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 07:53:27 AM
Definitely.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 08:25:33 AM
And how about Jaspert and the boffin in Leviathan at Wormwood training grounds who's like "Coxswain Sharp!  :D"?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 08:26:52 AM
yes....*le sigh* he'll be recommended alright :P
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 05, 2012, 08:27:45 AM
Oh EW...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 08:28:46 AM
would you expect anything different from my brain Straif?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 08:38:48 AM
I wouldn't. Oh, or how about Klopp and Lilit?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 08:41:04 AM
Lillit...and Klopp?*shrugs* Idk that's be interesting....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 08:41:47 AM
well, it says crack pairing, so I'm getting really random here. Captain Hobbes and Nene.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 08:45:06 AM
Deryn and Bauer
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 08:45:54 AM
That police guy who's blowing his whistle in the Leviathan landing in the park pic and Tesla.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 08:46:40 AM
Tesla and Volger
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 08:52:05 AM
Deryn and Dr Busk.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:01:18 AM
Dr. Busk and Cpt. Hobbes
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 09:01:50 AM
The lizard boffin guy and a message lizard.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:02:45 AM
Dr Busk and Dr barlow. Doctorcest.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:02:52 AM
 :o why didn't I see that....
The Huxely Deryn was on in Leviathan and Alek
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:04:47 AM
oh, the things in my mind...

Deryn's Huxley and Newkirk's Huxley.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:06:16 AM
Deryn's Huxley X Newkirk's Huxley X Deryn X Newkirk....
foursome...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:08:19 AM
AG, you have just raised the pervyness to a whole other level.  Except I think the Huxleys are asexual, and Newkirk is 100% Monkey Luddite.  :(

Russian Fighting Bear and Elephantine. can you imagine the babies?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:09:15 AM
I tend to do that*hair flip of awkwardness*

Russian fighting bear X Leviathan
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:10:07 AM
Leviathan X Horse that Alek rode/ stole from a dead soldier in Leviathan.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:11:02 AM
Alek X Hoffman
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:11:36 AM
Alek X Bauer.  I personally prefer that.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:12:05 AM
totally*high fives*

KloppXVolger
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 09:12:24 AM
Das writing that fic.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:15:03 AM
* high fives AG*
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:17:34 AM
Go Da!

Matt{from Airborn}X Deryn....I'm sorry but....Meryat{pronounced Mair-in-ate}!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 09:18:36 AM
Yeah, da was shipping Kolger (Kara and volger) and realized that it was also klopp and volger.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:18:47 AM
Nerwkirk X Belarus from Hetalia.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:20:26 AM
nice lol

DerynXthe mad hatter
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:22:15 AM
Alek x Sleeping Beauty.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:23:13 AM
Deryn X one of the 12 dwarfs
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 09:23:41 AM
Derynx*all* of the 12 dwarfs
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:24:59 AM
 :o >:D
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 09:25:11 AM
:D
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:28:42 AM
ohonhonhon...

Alek X Merida from Brave. Or Cinderella. I can imagine getting into those girls
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:30:18 AM
DerynXDeryn....an asexual sort of thing
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 05, 2012, 09:30:59 AM
Deryn X Potato. it's canon, I tell you.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:32:55 AM
Newkirk and Shirley!!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 09:33:58 AM
Nico and Dr. Barlow. Newkirk and Dr. Barlow. Deryn and Aleks grandfather.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 09:34:51 AM
asdfghjkl;

Percy and Deryn
Jack Harkness and Deryn
11 and Barlow
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 10:03:00 AM
ZHDKFWAJN THEY'RE RECASTING JACK!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 10:04:27 AM
WHAT? NO! WHAT?!?!?!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 10:05:07 AM
I know!! He's coming back but a different actor playing a younger version of him!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 10:05:45 AM
asfhl;kgftgjlhesfklefrjktedhykterhyktewdehktgasgmk
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 10:07:51 AM
I know!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 10:09:11 AM
 >:( not my Jack baby!!! Grr!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 10:18:43 AM
Yeah, Im very mad at the British peopel
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 05, 2012, 10:19:09 AM
RabbleRabbleRabble!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 05, 2012, 10:19:35 AM
Yup
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Tesla on September 05, 2012, 11:31:45 AM
 yesh
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: sophakada on September 06, 2012, 11:43:11 AM
Oh my gosh are you kidding me? She is *such* a slasher! It's mainly IRL stuff- her and my brother (long story), her and our friend mo (even longer story), me and straif (as we established), other stuff.

What are you talking about, CPG? I ship Moda! Only because it rhymes with Yoda...I have a shipping problem...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: sophakada on September 06, 2012, 11:43:47 AM
Yep considering it's shipped by Da the almighty shipper of the forum

I WILL TAKE THAT TITLE AND I WILL EMBRACE IT
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 06, 2012, 11:44:24 AM
You should!
and don't we all have sipping issues? what's Moda
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: sophakada on September 06, 2012, 11:47:30 AM
Moda is me (Da) and me and CPG and Bram's friend Mo. (Short for Molly)
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 06, 2012, 11:48:08 AM
ah!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 11:49:32 AM
Oh mo.  She wants to make exploding vegetables.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 06, 2012, 11:50:32 AM
What, not satisfied with exploding fruit?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: sophakada on September 06, 2012, 11:51:23 AM
Straif you have to understand that Mo is a very special and dangerous child...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 11:51:43 AM
Apparentally not.  And FYI straif, stay away from things that could light your feet on fire.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 11:52:10 AM
Lol and tell Marasco the same
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 06, 2012, 11:53:17 AM
???
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 11:53:44 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOL!  CANT HELP BUT LAUGH!!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: sophakada on September 06, 2012, 11:53:51 AM
Yeah i don't even know
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 06, 2012, 11:54:19 AM
Tell me something I DON'T know.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 11:55:31 AM
Cpg, shall I explain?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 11:55:49 AM
Yeah I guess.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 11:59:54 AM
Cannot stop laughing....
Anywho, we had a study hall thing this morning and our teacher put on this seriously freaky video thing where they had vocabulary words then showed a bunch of weird movie clips pertaining to that word.  And for "conflagaration" they had this random dude running along screaming with his feet on fire.  He then proceeded to jump into a toilet to put the fire out.  And the dude was in a military uniform so I immeadiatly thought of marasco and burst out laughing histerically.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 06, 2012, 12:00:37 PM
Must have been a 3 Stooges clip probably.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 12:01:29 PM
I don't even know I still cant stop laughing.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 06, 2012, 12:01:58 PM
now I'm loling...and being judge my cat....
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 12:02:53 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 12:05:38 PM
And then some hobo guy did the same thing and we said it was straif.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 06, 2012, 12:05:54 PM
Oh THANKS.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 12:06:45 PM
You're welcome :D also, this creepy guy was like "I'm so assiduous when I work on my bike." so we said it was Teslas.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 06, 2012, 12:07:17 PM
the frak?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 12:07:44 PM
Welcomed straif!  TO MUCH LAUGHING.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on September 06, 2012, 12:07:54 PM
Yeah, that's Tesla!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 12:08:36 PM
Lol Ikr?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 06, 2012, 12:08:55 PM
..........I can't even
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 12:09:06 PM
:D
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 12:10:08 PM
It was funny.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 06, 2012, 12:10:14 PM
for once I'm glad I wasn't mentioned
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 12:10:37 PM
Lol sorry anchor
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 12:11:19 PM
Oh, there are more videos.  Well tell you if you come up.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 12:11:55 PM
>:D that we will.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 06, 2012, 12:16:48 PM
okay then...
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 12:17:20 PM
Don't worry, we only watch them on Wednesdays,
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: sophakada on September 06, 2012, 12:21:54 PM
And then some hobo guy did the same thing and we said it was straif.

I literally burst out laughing at this
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 12:23:38 PM
:D
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 06, 2012, 12:23:59 PM
It was hilarious.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 12:24:36 PM
Yup
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 06, 2012, 02:05:54 PM
was there one that reminded you of Ren?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 02:09:37 PM
Yes. The discrete guy with a cheetah head.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 06, 2012, 02:11:55 PM
Yep. Sounds like Ren. Only he could find a use of of a cheetah head.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 02:12:13 PM
Yup.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 06, 2012, 02:16:46 PM
How about Bernard? Any particular boring folks in that movie?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 06, 2012, 02:17:11 PM
Mm....don't think so. Not yet.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 06, 2012, 02:57:17 PM
heehee. I find it funny how there was an easy one for Ren, but not one for Bernard or Beryn.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 07, 2012, 06:34:53 AM
Yeah, Well there were no little kids, and the whole point is to not be boring, so.l.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 07, 2012, 07:24:15 AM
Oh and the cheetah head dude had a rubber duck too.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 07, 2012, 07:25:51 AM
Yeah a creepy one.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Bramblepool on September 07, 2012, 07:26:28 AM
And...was it a stapler?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 07, 2012, 07:28:32 AM
I think so, idk.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 07, 2012, 10:45:09 AM
That sounds even more like Ren. XD
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar on September 07, 2012, 10:46:54 AM
Yup yup.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 07, 2012, 03:10:44 PM
Anyway, how about Eddie Malone and Klopp?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: gavinfuzzy on September 08, 2012, 12:56:54 AM
Anyway, how about Eddie Malone and Klopp?

All I can say is...

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/910/ultra-gay.png)
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 08, 2012, 07:21:32 AM
Anyway, how about Eddie Malone and Klopp?

All I can say is...

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/910/ultra-gay.png)
CRACK pairing, Gavin. Hence the crackness.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 08, 2012, 07:30:13 AM
and all the wonderful Slash!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 08, 2012, 07:31:57 AM
Indeed.
Lilit and Haruhi Suzumiya?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 08, 2012, 07:34:52 AM
I ship it!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: MonkeyButler on September 08, 2012, 07:39:24 AM
Alek X Vegeta. ( crack pairing is crack)
Lilit X Yoda
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Terezi Pyrope on August 25, 2013, 04:17:10 AM
The doctor(#10) x Deryn!!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Candle on August 25, 2013, 04:42:57 AM
 Alek x Newkirk
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Terezi Pyrope on August 25, 2013, 04:45:07 AM
Alek x Newkirk
*hands an award* brilliant!!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Candle on August 25, 2013, 04:46:31 AM
Deryn x Huxley not sure hpw but YES
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Straif on August 25, 2013, 06:03:13 AM
Tentecal porn, Candle. Tentecal porn.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Time Blitz on August 25, 2013, 06:48:13 AM
Ewwwwww.........

Deryn x ODIN

XD
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Xeno-SP on August 25, 2013, 01:10:51 PM
Aw crap! This topic is back?! NOOOOOO!






Whatever.


Alek/Leviathan

Isn't it obvious?! He admits to deryn that he is in love with the ship.
How can a small human f#%* a large flying whale?!!!!!
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Candle on August 25, 2013, 01:14:15 PM
You know how wink wink nudge nudge
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Xeno-SP on August 25, 2013, 01:15:51 PM
You know how wink wink nudge nudge
And that means...?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Time Blitz on August 25, 2013, 01:49:51 PM
Hey, at least it isn't as bad as mine.

I suggested Deryn be "paired" with ODIN...how dafuq does that happen?
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Candle on August 25, 2013, 01:53:28 PM
Deryn x stormwalker
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Areias on August 25, 2013, 03:35:50 PM
That is messed up, I tip my hat to thee. Alek x Levi isn't bad either, especially with that comic where Alek dreams about it in his Clanker gear jammies.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Candle on August 25, 2013, 04:31:42 PM
Deryn x stormwalker make it happen japan make it happen
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Daft_Prince on August 29, 2013, 07:04:51 PM
So I just started thinking through that scenario for a bit, and it ended with her teaching the Stormwalker to fly.

I think I need to sleep, guys. I'm going crazy.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 17, 2013, 11:04:50 AM
Lilit X Yoda
I... I... WHAT!? XD

Eddie Malone x Adela Rogers
Bovril x Larry
Pauline x Alek
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: BlueberryDoughnut on September 17, 2013, 11:05:33 AM
Dr. Barlow/Tesla
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on September 17, 2013, 11:09:18 AM
One extremely weird one I just came up with: Hobbes x Grell from Black Butler

Hobbes x Hobbes from Succession (neither of them would have to change their name!)
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Gentlebiscuit on October 23, 2016, 11:11:10 PM
The couple name would be Hobbes.
OR
Hobbes.
I find that hilarious for some reason.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Panzercrappitastica on October 24, 2016, 01:51:31 AM
It's been three years since I posted that
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Gentlebiscuit on October 24, 2016, 10:10:51 AM
I know. Still funny.
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Ceres on October 24, 2016, 11:37:31 AM
Pan, your crack pairings are so weird and twisted. I love them >:D
Title: Re: Crack Pairing
Post by: Gentlebiscuit on October 24, 2016, 11:43:42 AM
I K N O W r i g h t ?