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Title: 100 ways to annoy David.
Post by: Luna Lovegood on September 21, 2012, 01:47:30 PM
1: Tell him He's a looser and Zane is so much more awesome.
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Post by: Maze-la on September 21, 2012, 01:52:14 PM
2. Tell him you were the one who gave Tally that pendant, but decided the smoke sounded lame.
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on September 21, 2012, 01:54:36 PM
3: Tell him that Tally would have stayed with Zane if she could have.
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Post by: Maze-la on September 21, 2012, 11:36:11 PM
5. Ty to whipe the scar off of his face
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on September 22, 2012, 08:39:57 AM
6. Make him live in the suburbs 
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Post by: iceskater67 on September 29, 2012, 03:11:43 AM
7. Take away his hoverboard
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Post by: Maze-la on September 29, 2012, 07:02:46 AM
8. Pretend he is invisible
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on September 29, 2012, 12:49:24 PM
9: Tell him mom that he's a player.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on September 29, 2012, 02:33:00 PM
10. Give him crest whiting stuff for his teeth
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Post by: Maze-la on September 29, 2012, 02:41:44 PM
11. Tell him he needs braces
12. [Try to] Give him said braces while he is sleeping
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Post by: iceskater67 on October 07, 2012, 08:24:24 AM
13. Make him be friends with Zane
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 07, 2012, 08:38:02 AM
14: Take away all his deer. 0_0
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Post by: Maze-la on October 07, 2012, 10:23:32 AM
15. Dig up all of his train tracks around the Smoke
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on October 08, 2012, 02:44:57 PM
16.talk to him in a baby voice and constantly say "aww who's gonna bring back the smoke? Who is? You are! Yes you are!"
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Post by: Maze-la on October 09, 2012, 11:54:52 PM
17. On the other hand, give him a cane and treat him like an old man.
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 10, 2012, 06:38:30 AM
18: Run around with a camera and film him non stop
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Post by: Maze-la on October 10, 2012, 09:25:30 AM
19. Show him Minecraft and make hissing noises in the middle of the night.
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Post by: cece la on October 16, 2012, 11:23:48 AM
17. tell him its his fault his dad died... then yell JK and run away!
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Post by: Maze-la on October 16, 2012, 11:26:58 AM
18. Give him a phone. Put his number on the internet, claiming it belongs to Justin Beiber.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on October 16, 2012, 02:11:12 PM
19. Dress as Slenderman and walk around the smoke at night
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Post by: Maze-la on October 16, 2012, 02:18:06 PM
20. Every time you talk to him, yell.
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Post by: cece la on October 19, 2012, 12:48:10 PM
21. everytime you see him yell "the smoke does NOT live"!!!! (even though i luv the smoke itd be funny)
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Post by: Maze-la on October 19, 2012, 01:43:14 PM
22. Every time you talk to him, whisper as quietly as possible
23. Right before midnight pester him about the extra hour, but then appologize, saying you got your series messed up.
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Post by: Candle on October 19, 2012, 03:04:46 PM
24: Follow him around saying Hey David Hey David Hey David And when he asks what Stab him in the knee with an arrow that has 9000+ written on it an THAT ARROW TO THE KNEE IS OVER 9000 :O
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Post by: cece la on October 19, 2012, 11:27:57 PM
25. dress up as a special and whisper in his ear then run again and again...
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Post by: Maze-la on October 20, 2012, 02:15:32 AM
26. Tell him he is a fictional character
27. Tell him... about Homestuck.
28. Rant to him about your ships
29. Rap
30. Accuse him of stealing your stuff
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Post by: cece la on October 20, 2012, 08:20:12 AM
31. show him something called a cell phone and call a random person and hell be like da fuck!
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 21, 2012, 03:12:44 AM
32. Show him the Manga.
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Post by: cece la on October 21, 2012, 03:58:01 AM
33. try to have him write his name in a pen that doesnt work
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 23, 2012, 06:56:25 AM
35. Give him joke candle that don't blow out.
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Post by: Maze-la on October 23, 2012, 07:02:46 AM
35. Yell random numbers out loud while he's counting to himself
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 23, 2012, 02:47:02 PM
36. Have Katniss from HG go hunting with him and bag more animals than him.
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Post by: Maze-la on October 24, 2012, 12:19:39 AM
37. Make mine carts and randomly ride around in the Rusty Ruins yelling "Whee!" As loudly as possible.
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Post by: Maze-la on October 24, 2012, 04:04:33 AM
40. Forget his birthday
41. Treat him like the caveman he really is
42. Stare
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 24, 2012, 01:37:01 PM
43. Stick him in a huge maze
44. Force him to take dance lessons. 
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Post by: Maze-la on October 24, 2012, 01:57:28 PM
43. Stick him in a huge maze
Quote from: Luna Lovegood
a huge maze
Quote from: Luna Lovegood
maze

45. Give him girly clothes
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 24, 2012, 02:09:46 PM
you just love your name  ::)

46. make him wear a pink bonnet
47. give him an ill trained hunting dog that will scare the game away,
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Post by: Maze-la on October 25, 2012, 01:32:23 PM
I just thought the sentence was... amussing. :P

48. Steal all of his hoverboards
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 25, 2012, 02:20:29 PM
49. do some manscaping  on him.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on October 26, 2012, 03:12:14 PM
^lol man scaping.
50. Lock him in a room with everyone on the Pretties RP
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 26, 2012, 03:13:58 PM
 :o

51. Re-write the books to make him Cable's son.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on October 26, 2012, 03:18:53 PM
(that poor man...can you imagine?)
53. Only speak Russian to him and laugh as he struggles to understand
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 26, 2012, 03:20:54 PM
54. Put itching powder in his boots.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on October 26, 2012, 04:31:04 PM
55. Make him braid your hair
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on October 27, 2012, 10:43:13 AM
56. Kidnap him and enslave him to a mob boss.
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Post by: cece la on November 04, 2012, 11:33:13 AM
55. Make him braid your hair
56. braid his hair cuz they said it was kind of long
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Post by: Maze-la on November 04, 2012, 11:55:08 AM
58. Start a hair salon in his house
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Post by: cece la on November 04, 2012, 12:02:57 PM
59. spray axe on him in the middle of the night...
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Post by: Ashley-Wa on November 09, 2012, 04:03:33 PM
60. When he asks you to go to the Smoke. Tell him you dont want Lung Cancer.
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Post by: Maze-la on November 10, 2012, 03:22:03 AM
60. When he asks you to go to the Smoke. Tell him you dont want Lung Cancer.
*buh duh cha!*

61. Steal his food and give it to the local fauna
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on November 12, 2012, 12:13:13 PM
62. Make him watch Ke$sha music videos and listen to her music.
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Post by: Maze-la on November 12, 2012, 12:33:56 PM
62. Make him watch Ke$sha music videos and listen to her music.
63. *Justin Bieber
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on November 12, 2012, 01:00:09 PM
63. have Taylor Swift sing "We are Never ever getting back Together." And tell him Tally told her to sing it to him so she didn't have to tell him she was dumping him herself.
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Post by: cece la on November 13, 2012, 02:38:23 AM
64. if he tells you your pretty slap him cuz being pretty is a curse
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on November 13, 2012, 05:38:42 AM
66. Have him write an essay paper.
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Post by: FaceRank1 on January 02, 2013, 03:04:33 AM
Pair him with Dr. Cable and ultimately fail!
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on January 02, 2013, 09:10:23 AM
68. put him on America's Got Talent, he'll be like "Where am I and how did I get here and who are you people?"
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Post by: cece la on January 03, 2013, 04:38:26 AM
69 tell him his whole life was a lie
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on January 03, 2013, 04:40:31 AM
70. give him candy, get him addicted and tell him he can never have any again.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on January 03, 2013, 10:28:31 AM
71. Constantly point out flaws in his physical appearance in front of Talley
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on January 03, 2013, 11:44:41 AM
72. Kidnap him and make him watch Sponge Bob Square Pants.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on January 03, 2013, 12:16:03 PM
You are evil!

73. Sing his favorite song Toni, but be VERY off key
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on January 03, 2013, 02:55:53 PM
I know :P

74. Hire Lady Gaga to dress him and Johnny Depp to do his makeup.
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on January 04, 2013, 08:52:21 AM
(*to him, barking autocorrect)

75. Speak to him in a very thick cockney accent
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on January 04, 2013, 09:25:29 AM
76. Force him to become a TV Chief and to stay clean.
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Post by: Maze-la on February 05, 2013, 02:50:19 PM
77. Force him to addition on American Idol. Assume he sings terribly
78. Tell him he sings terribly
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Post by: Anchorgurl1 on February 06, 2013, 02:18:05 PM
79. Shave off all his hair and super glue an ugly weave to his head
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on February 07, 2013, 01:54:13 AM
80. lop off his eyebrows
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Post by: Maze-la on February 08, 2013, 03:51:01 AM
81. Throw out all of his clothing and knit new clothes to replace them.
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on February 09, 2013, 11:57:49 AM
82. Curl his hair until he has ringlets 
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Post by: Maze-la on February 09, 2013, 12:00:49 PM
83. David? What David? You don't see a David. He's not standing right in front of you or anything. He must have gone invisible.
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on February 09, 2013, 12:06:16 PM
84. Make him live in a house full of Funhouse mirrors
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Post by: Maze-la on February 09, 2013, 12:07:46 PM
85. TP his house
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on February 09, 2013, 12:17:18 PM
86. egg his house.
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on February 09, 2013, 12:26:47 PM
He lived with his mommy and daddy who kind of had a shack. . .
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Post by: Maze-la on February 09, 2013, 12:29:02 PM
Where ever he lives, I guess.
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on February 10, 2013, 05:17:04 PM
87. Tell him he runied the name david forever.
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Post by: cece la on February 11, 2013, 05:52:12 AM
88. give him an IPhone 5 and see if he can use it
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Post by: Maze-la on February 11, 2013, 07:05:03 AM
89. Call him Dave
90. Tell him in another language his name is an insult
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Post by: Straif on February 11, 2013, 11:11:48 AM
91: Tell him he insulted the name David.
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Post by: Maze-la on February 11, 2013, 12:49:48 PM
91 then?
91. Call him Nancy or some other feminine name
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on February 11, 2013, 03:27:22 PM
92. Make him watch stupid TV shows.
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Post by: extras on March 01, 2013, 08:35:41 AM
Force him to live in a city!
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Post by: Soph-la on March 01, 2013, 11:13:31 AM
thats a good one!  :) Umm let me think Oh

I would have to take him to the city too.. its all i got :)
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Post by: Maze-la on March 01, 2013, 11:37:27 AM
94. Put him in a season of Survival
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Post by: Princess Pikachu-La on March 14, 2013, 01:50:51 AM
95) Make him go hunting with Katniss and then rub the fact that she brought in more in his face as Tally looks on.
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on March 20, 2013, 01:54:07 AM
96. Stick gum in his hair.
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Post by: Soph-la on March 24, 2013, 10:42:03 AM
97. Make him wear real cloths
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Post by: Maze-la on March 24, 2013, 02:02:09 PM
98. Make him wear clothes made out of leaves
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Post by: Soph-la on March 28, 2013, 08:14:57 AM
99. make him wear cloths made out of grass
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on March 31, 2013, 05:47:20 AM
100. Replace his pants with super skinny jeans.
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Post by: artimousguy on April 01, 2013, 04:40:56 PM
101. fake his parents death and don't tell him for a month :P
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Post by: Soph-la on April 07, 2013, 11:19:37 AM
102. French braid his hair 8)
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Post by: Reenie-La on April 07, 2013, 11:58:04 AM
103. Fish-tail braid is hair.
104. Dip-dye his hair purple.
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Post by: Soph-la on April 07, 2013, 12:09:53 PM
105. Take him to a soccer game in the city.
106. Shave stripes in his hair.
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on April 08, 2013, 02:10:51 AM
107. Make him listen to non stop 1 Direction
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Post by: Soph-la on April 08, 2013, 03:14:17 AM
108. Make him listen nonstop to Taylor Swift. (not that i don't love her... i do) :)
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Post by: Seattle_Sun on May 17, 2013, 11:43:41 AM
109. Stick him in a room full of clueless pretties while they point out his flaws
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Post by: Soph-la on May 21, 2013, 03:35:57 AM

"109. Stick him in a room full of clueless pretties while they point out his flaws"

Oh thats good.

110.poke him for a whole day non-stop.
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 07, 2013, 08:38:19 AM
111. Stick yourself to the ceiling with nano glue and insist you can't get down without his help.
112. "Tally and David, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Nonstop. While he tries to work  ;)
113. Raise a false alarm that Specials are coming to the Smoke.
114. Tell him the New System is lame.
115. Run around screaming your head off for no reason and refuse to be productive
116. Insist that now he has to give everyone a pair of gloves
94. Put him in a season of Survival
David would do awesome at Survivor (if we're thinking of the same show). He'd probably win. But he couldn't really do anything with the million dollars, could he? Now that's what would annoy him.
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Post by: Awen-la on June 30, 2013, 06:44:25 AM
117. Scream 'SLENDER IS COMING!!!' whenever he comes near you.
118. Make him learn the Adventure time theme on the violin. Or else his hover board GETS IT.
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 30, 2013, 07:10:17 AM
118: show hem this thread
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Post by: kay-wathesmokelives on June 30, 2013, 12:26:38 PM
119. Scratch him behind the ear and whisper, "what a beautiful Pretty you'd make."
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on June 30, 2013, 12:34:22 PM
120: give him the lesions without making him pretty
121: if he tries to track something, stick the tracker on a migratory bird
122: ask him how does he know he doesn't like being a pretty if he hasn't tried it?
123: follow him around the Smoke reading all the Tally-Zane love scenes out loud
124: go to the Smoke, refuse to help, and complain loudly and incessantly about how nothing's getting done
125: get another bear to burst into his tent at night and give him a scar on his other eyebrow, then say, "There, you're symmetrical. You look much better."
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 06, 2013, 11:34:40 AM
126. Leave the Smoke and tell Cable all about it on purpose
127. Follow him around complaining  about being hungry
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on November 09, 2013, 05:46:48 AM
128. Tell him smoke isn't healthy and show him a bunch of pictures of smokers.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on November 09, 2013, 08:14:08 AM
129. Knock him out and give him a flash tattoo that says "the smoke dies".
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 09, 2013, 10:00:35 AM
Oh, that's just cruel >.<

130. Cover him with stamps
131. Squirt nano glue all over him
132. Insist that girls can't do work (this works best if you are, in fact, a girl)
133. Rant endlessly about the lack of toilet paper
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Post by: Luna Lovegood on November 09, 2013, 10:22:56 AM
134. because there is no TP, hand him poison ivy to wipe with.
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Post by: Catvomitsky on November 09, 2013, 01:53:59 PM
135. Tell him that Cable is his real mom
136. Call him David-la
137. Draw fluffy unicorns all over his gloves
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Post by: Boffin-La on November 11, 2013, 11:48:54 AM
138: Write "The Smoke Lives" on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, write the return adress down very clearly, and send it to Dr. Cable.
139: Read X-Men comics when you should be working.
140: Ask him if he feels sweaty, and go on to explain to him about life changes.
141: Tell him he's different because he's special. In fact he's the speciallest Smokie ever.
142: Write in the air with fireworks 'The Smoke Makes People Sick.' Andf when he gets mad at you, send up 'Just Kidding'. Later, send up 'Don't Smoke Kids'
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 11, 2013, 12:00:22 PM
143. Set Kid from Soul Eater on him and let him complain about David's asymmetry.
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Post by: Boffin-La on November 11, 2013, 12:19:53 PM
144: Make him pretty, but leave out the leisons.
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Post by: Panzercrappitastica on November 11, 2013, 12:23:50 PM
145. Copy Cable and kill his dad. (Although that may be stepping over the "annoying" line)
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Post by: Boffin-La on November 11, 2013, 12:36:37 PM
146: Tell him to stay bubbly.