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Uglies/Leviathan Crossover
« on: December 19, 2011, 01:45:40 PM »

I made this today because I was bored :)
Enjoy (hopefully)

Tally meets Deryn

So you lived in a whale??? Thatís so bogus!
Aye, I suppose so.
And you have talking lizards?? How creepy-making!
Theyíre called messenger lizards.
And the lemur speaks!
Itís a loris, you ninny.
...
Maybe the rusties werenít so stupid after all...
Are rusties like clankers?
No, rusties are you, I guess.
Me? But Iím a Darwinist!
A what?
We fabricate animals and use them as warships. The name comes from Charles Darwin, the evolutionary scientist.
Oh. I think I learned about him when I was a littlie. Anyway, rusties are the people who lived a few hundred years ago who used up all our metal and oil.
 Their resemblance to clankers is barking uncanny.
...
So you had to disguise yourself as a boy to be able to fly?
Aye.
These days you can just hop on a hoverboard and off you go!
The future sounds wonderful...
Uh...itís not as bubbly as you think...
...
Barking spiders! Thatís ridiculous!
You get used to it.
You say that the people get barking surgery just so they can look a certain way?!!
Yeah
Thatís full of clart.

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Re: Uglies/Leviathan Crossover
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 01:24:16 PM »

well, I've no idea what clart means. but it sounds good.   ;)
I'mma read Leviathan soon.
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Re: Uglies/Leviathan Crossover
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 10:11:34 AM »

I made this today because I was bored :)
Enjoy (hopefully)

Tally meets Deryn

So you lived in a whale??? Thatís so bogus!
Aye, I suppose so.
And you have talking lizards?? How creepy-making!
Theyíre called messenger lizards.
And the lemur speaks!
Itís a loris, you ninny.
...
Maybe the rusties werenít so stupid after all...
Are rusties like clankers?
No, rusties are you, I guess.
Me? But Iím a Darwinist!
A what?
We fabricate animals and use them as warships. The name comes from Charles Darwin, the evolutionary scientist.
Oh. I think I learned about him when I was a littlie. Anyway, rusties are the people who lived a few hundred years ago who used up all our metal and oil.
 Their resemblance to clankers is barking uncanny.
...
So you had to disguise yourself as a boy to be able to fly?
Aye.
These days you can just hop on a hoverboard and off you go!
The future sounds wonderful...
Uh...itís not as bubbly as you think...
...
Barking spiders! Thatís ridiculous!
You get used to it.
You say that the people get barking surgery just so they can look a certain way?!!
Yeah
Thatís full of clart.
Now you need one with David and Alek  ;D
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Re: Uglies/Leviathan Crossover
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2012, 10:40:25 PM »

well, I've no idea what clart means. but it sounds good.   ;)
I'mma read Leviathan soon.

Clart is Scottish Steampunk Airman talk for crap.
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Re: Uglies/Leviathan Crossover
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2013, 02:56:19 PM »

REALLY old topic but an interesting idea...
Doesn't really matter much anyway...this forum's deader than Zane in a lot of places.
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Re: Uglies/Leviathan Crossover
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2013, 03:00:13 PM »

Indeed.
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Re: Uglies/Leviathan Crossover
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2013, 11:55:36 PM »

I came how with this one a while ago:
Deryn: (spinning around by her crash bracelets) BARKING CLAKER CONTRAPTION!
Alek: Need some help, Mr. Sharp?
Volger:(hoverboards effortlessly past)
Bovril: Miss Sharp!
Tally: (looking at Deryn) You're sixteen, aren't you?
Deryn: Aye...
(And then I woke up)
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Re: Uglies/Leviathan Crossover
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2013, 04:21:15 AM »

Sounds wicked.
Cept my idea was Tally vs. Deryn in a one-on-one fight...Deryn tricked Tally into diving head-first into a tree.
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