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Volger Headcanons!
« on: June 20, 2013, 07:09:18 AM »

Alright, Westerforumers! It's time to tell everyone what you think everyone's favorite Wildcount does out-of-canon! Have fun!
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2013, 08:04:02 AM »

He spends hours a day tending to his mustache ^-^
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2013, 09:48:55 AM »

He plays the cello.
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2013, 09:58:23 AM »

He once stabbed the radio as a kid with his saber because it was playing static (I don't know if radios existed when Volger was a kid)
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2013, 12:40:11 PM »

In his rebellious teen days, he dyed his mustache bright pink ;D
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2013, 01:31:43 PM »

His moustache is naturally stiff. He doesn't need grease or anything to make it point up; it just DOES
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2013, 01:35:47 PM »

He sings in the shower
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2013, 05:28:58 AM »

I have a headcanon that he's a pretty good chef!
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2013, 08:06:11 AM »

We know he was in the cavalry, but I also imagine that he used to do horseshows and other horsey stuff as well.
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2013, 08:07:54 AM »

We know he was in the cavalry, but I also imagine that he used to do horseshows and other horsey stuff as well.
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2013, 11:05:07 AM »

Not so much races, in my mind... more like stadium jumping, cross country, dressage, or steeplechase.
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2013, 11:34:55 AM »

Volger dressing up his horse...  ;D
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2013, 12:04:19 PM »

That's not exactly what dressage is, but I can picture that, too.

I also think that Volger was the younger/middle child of many siblings. (Like, nine.)
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2013, 06:26:15 AM »

And I don't imagine Volger to have gray hair. I imagine him to be more around his mid-to-late-thirties and have brown hair.
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Re: Volger Headcanons!
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2013, 06:37:37 AM »

Hm. I thought he would be oldish? And in the MoA, it's definitely grey...
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