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100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« on: September 22, 2013, 02:08:55 PM »

We alredy know how to annoy the characters but what about the fans

1. Spelling Alek with an x
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2013, 02:40:05 PM »

2. Deny the fact that Lilit is at least bisexual.
3. talk trash about the series. 
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2013, 04:01:49 AM »

Burn piles of the series in a Bon fire, then use a picture of Scott's face as a dartboard.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2013, 07:27:40 AM »

Alek is gay!
Deryn is gay!
Deryn and Volger deserve to be together!!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2013, 12:50:40 PM »

Deny that Varlow exists!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2013, 07:06:22 AM »

9. Exclaim your disappointment at the Leviathan not being destroyed.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2013, 07:53:25 AM »

--Point out the logical fallacies in the two technologies
--Insist that Huxleys are really just jellyfish balls
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2013, 11:36:01 PM »

Here's one I actually saw: Call the Leviathan a "helium filled whale corpse"
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2013, 02:05:20 AM »

(Helium filled whale corpse...)

Confuse the series with the etherial being of the same name from Supernatural.
Ask why there wasn't more romance
Call the characters thick headed-no, wait, I can't put that, I do that myself...
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2013, 05:04:52 AM »

16. Draw Deryn in a dress.
17. Ask aloud why Deryn doesn't wear a dress a dress more often and that girls need to wear dresses all the time because she's a girl.
18. State aloud that Dalek is a stupid pairing.
19. Try to apply reality to every little thing in Leviathan.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2013, 08:02:37 AM »

(I know! It's a hydrogen filled living whale! >:()

20: Say it's badly written.
21: Say that Leviathan isn't a real fandom.
22: Openly dislike Volger's mustache
23: Alex, Lilith, Darren, etc.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2013, 08:42:17 AM »

24. Rub in Leviathan fan's faces how their fandom is smaller than the Smallville fandom ( it is small...  :()
25. When someone on this forum starts a new topic, intentionally go off topic ASAP and leave their questions unanswered. (>:D)
26. Talk about how Twilight has a better love story and always compare scenes from Leviathan with Twilight, such as: " Oh, in that one scene with Alek and Deryn making out, it SO totally reminded me of when blablablabla..." ( assuming most people on here aren't fans of Twilight  ;D)
27. Do the same thing as above, but with 50 Shades of Grey. (barf  :P)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2013, 08:47:09 AM »

28. Always be on their backs about how neither walkers nor beasties would really be that effective  :(
29. Call Bovril stupid
30. Say you were glad Zaven's died (No no no no no no no!)
31. Be annoyed at Deryn's awesome vocabulary
32. Say that it sends inappropriate messages about sneaking into the military
33. Deny the awesomeness of Volger's mustache.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2013, 09:05:44 AM »

34. Call bowler hats "lame" or "stupid"
35. Complain about how you wanted either Deryn or Alek to die.
36. Like Deryn OR Alek, but hate the other one and hope they die.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2013, 09:30:27 AM »

37. See Barlow's hat and go 'like Fudge?'
38. Glue Bovril to their face (although that would annoy anyone)
38. Refuse to make a movie
40. (How did I not think of this before?) Make a movie, but make it inaccurate, like as bad as The Lightning Thief
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