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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2013, 02:21:02 AM »

41. Or (slightly better)... The Last Airbender Movie.
42. Mispronounce EVERY name in the movie.
43. When casting Newkirk, make him super serious and not funny.
44. when casting Lilit, make her stupid, straight, and a slap in the face for feminists everywhere. ( also, cast an actress of the wrong ethnicity for her role.)
45. Cast Deryn the same way as Lilit.
46. Cast a manly man for Alek who cries very awkwardly and loudly. With a british accent.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2013, 04:00:04 AM »

47. Mock He Who Watches Over Our Radio!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2013, 06:32:26 AM »

48. Get their accents wrong in the movie
49. Skip scenes that seem little but are awesome
     A. Larry's mustache
     B. Lilit kissing Deryn
     C. Alek calling Lilit's grandma Nene
50. Make them look inaccurate
51. Say Alek should have strangled Bovril (D:)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2013, 12:19:05 PM »

52. Say Deryn should have stayed in the kitchen instead of pursuing her life's dreams.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2013, 04:32:17 PM »

53. Say that Leviathan is boring
54. Ask someone cosplaying as Deryn if they're supposed to be a lawyer (happened to my friend)
55. Ask someone cosplaying as Deryn if they're supposed to be Amelia Earheart (happened to a different friend)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2013, 04:25:00 AM »

56: Say that Deryn belongs in SNK
57: Say Deryn's a wimp
58: Do NOT write awesome fanfiction/smut/drabbles for the series because Catching Fire is coming out and everyone knows thats where everyone's going to be interested in.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2013, 09:48:24 AM »

59. Leave the Leviathan fandom. 
60. read the Leviathan series and not recommend it to anyone
61. give the series a bad review.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2013, 10:05:52 AM »

62. Say Bovril isn't cute
63. Say that Alek should've stayed in the castle
64. Misquote it!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2013, 09:56:41 AM »

 65. making A leviathain movie that completely ignores the history of World War 1.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2013, 10:20:01 AM »

66. Make a Leviathan movie in which Ferdinand and Sophie died the way that they did in actual history.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2013, 10:21:50 AM »

67.) Insist that Bovril isn't all that perspicacious.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2013, 10:33:09 AM »

D:

68. Constantly insist that you don't understand really obvious parts of the book. (Like: "I don't get it. Why is the same person sometimes called Deryn and sometimes called Dylan?")
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2013, 01:07:21 PM »

69: Make a movie where the Germans have British accents, the British have American accents, and the Americans also have American accents, but modern ones.
70: Call any of the characters (or anyone from WWI) "Nazis".
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2014, 02:31:06 PM »

71: Say "Oh, you mean the series that ripped off Airborn?"
72: Not know the series exists
73: Not know WESTERFELD exists
74: Wish the character were more like other characters from other series.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Leviathan fans
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2014, 07:01:05 PM »

1. Insist that 'squick' is not a real word and should not be used in writing
2. Say that it does not have enough "substance" or "serious themes" to use for a book report
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