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100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« on: November 06, 2013, 11:40:04 AM »

This has been fun on other boards, so...

1. Think loudly at Melissa
2. Throw spiders at Rex
3. Rant about the awesomeness of gravity to Jonathan
4. Ask Dess for help on your math homework - every single day.
5. If you are Jess's parents, lock her door and window to make it impossible for her to get out of her room at night.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Modnighters Characters
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 08:50:19 AM »

"Rant about the awesomeness of gravity" just made me laugh out loud. ;D

6. Steal Melissa's headphones
7. Complain that you hate researching, math, and physics.
8. Be looking at their window at midnight.
9. Loudly declare "You are so 11:59!" for no good reason.
10. Steal Rex' s scrabble list.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2013, 11:09:13 AM »

(I misspelled Midnighters in the title of this thread! D:)
(Edit: Yay, I fixed it. :)))

11. Draw on their faces while they sleep
12. Intentionally get their names wrong
13. Shine flashlights in their faces
14. Steal all of Dess's metalworking tools
15. Be a darkling
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Modnighters Characters
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2013, 01:44:30 AM »

16. Use a magnet to mess up their darkling defences.
17. Grab them as midnight hits so that they are stuck in place for an hour. ;D
18. Use twelve-letter words
19. Dress up as a darkling for Halloween and jump out at them.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2013, 01:55:38 AM »

20. Celebrate the first of November
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2013, 02:18:36 AM »

21. Or the fifth of July.(still adds up to twelve...)
22. Break off one of their stars points so that it only has twelve.
23. Change their house address to number 144.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2013, 09:51:04 AM »

24. Spout dodecalogisms (a twelve letter word for a twelve letter word ;))
25. Say that the darklings are right and they are wrong and that they should just let the darklings take over
26. Hang onto Jonathan's clothes so you weigh him down
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2013, 12:16:43 PM »

Are we going to be the only two participants?

27. Break Rex' s glasses
28. Steal purposelessly hyperinflated individuality
29. Refuse to celebrate Ada Lovelace' s birthday
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2013, 12:52:20 PM »

Exactly what I was thinking. Any other Midnighters fans out there?

30. Steal Dess's Ada Lovelace
31. Steal Dess's sunglasses
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2013, 12:59:33 PM »

So much of what we've come up with is either stealing, or breaking stuff...

32. Stumble into the blue time and follow them around
33. Scream "Oh, Wow! You guys are actually real! I can't believe I'm meeting you!" then just walk away without giving an explanation
34. Point out that Dessometrics is a twelve letter word
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2013, 01:13:55 PM »

Not ranting about the awesomeness of gravity!

35. (I'm gonna steal one from the Leviathan one here) Follow them around asking them random questions about all Scott's other worlds, and when they ask, tell them the walls in the Westerfeld section if your brain burned down in a tragic fire.
36. Volunteer to collect clean metal, but intentionally get a ton of not clean metal.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2013, 01:18:25 PM »

I did say most, not all. I absolutely love number 35, both here and in leviathan.

37. Set out their collection of clean metal in the desert, thus rendering it unclean.
38. Make them supervise my younger sister
39. Call them T-Rex, Dress, Lissy, Precious Jess, and Fly-boy
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2013, 01:25:05 PM »

40. Poke them relentlessly
41. Sing the Song That Never Ends to them. (Bonus if you get it stuck in anyone's head, cause it'll be in theirs and Mellisa's ;))
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2013, 01:34:13 PM »

You are so mean...

42. Show dess your math sheet full of errors
43. Compare Melissa to Neku from The World Ends with You(if you don't get reference, sorry)
44. Call Melissa Marissa by accident. A lot.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2013, 01:37:47 PM »

45. Constantly tell them that forty-two is better than thirteen
46. When they ask for tridecalogisms, give them words with twelve letters.
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