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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2013, 01:41:41 PM »

It would be fawesome if we got one hundred just between us two, but I am starting to run out of ideas...

47. Declare a town holiday celebrating the number twelve and hold it once a month
48. Hide dog bones in their pockets so that dogs start following them everywhere
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2013, 01:45:17 PM »

I am too. But we did get halfway there, at least.

49. Point out that there are twelve months in a year
50. Point out that there are twenty four hours in a day, and twenty four is twice twelve. Refuse to believe them about the twenty fifth hour.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2013, 01:53:10 PM »

Halfway might have to be good enough, at least for today.

51. Shout their secret in lunch hour, without caring whether anyone believes you or not
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2013, 02:03:02 PM »

52. Think dirty thoughts near Melissa
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2013, 02:05:55 PM »

...very poor Melissa. Especially if they are about her and/or Rex...

53. Suggest that jonathon should perform in the blue time circus, which only midnighters can visit.
54. Make a modern arena for darkling fights. To the death!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2013, 02:10:48 PM »

Oh my... XD

55. Put Rex in said fights
56. Growl at Rex
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2013, 02:50:13 AM »

Hehe...I'm so mean!

57. Drop a spider down Rex's shirt
58. Experiment to see if Jessica is scared of snakes
59. Lock Jonathon in a police cell over night
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2013, 03:04:24 AM »

60. Show them this list and our evilness
61. Go around touching as much as possible in the blue hour
62. Tell them all that they are so 11:59
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2013, 03:07:07 AM »

63. Ask them if there is a madman with a box in the blue hour
64. Ask if the blue hour is bigger on the inside
65. Accidentally/on-purpose shove Melissa into Rex, or vice versa
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2013, 03:10:08 AM »

66. Read the books out loud to them before the events of them happen. Say that you're reading their future and that you've never been wrong.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2013, 03:14:31 AM »

67. Ask why the blue hour isn't pink or green
68. Point out to Dess that dessometrics has twelve letters
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2013, 03:36:09 AM »

69. Point out that none if their names have thirteen letters
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2013, 03:43:27 AM »

Umm...

70. Shower them with kittens
71. Chain them to a chair just before midnight
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2013, 03:45:41 AM »

72. Tell them all that you're a midnighter with a power they've never heard of before. Refuse to tell them what it is.
73. Pester Jess to build fires everywhere in the blue hour
74. Constantly point out that Jess and Dess rhyme
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2013, 04:04:05 AM »

Is 74 more to annoy Jessica or Dess?

75. Write "if you can read this, I'm flying" on the bottoms of jonathon' s shoes
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