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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2013, 04:31:48 AM »

I dunno. Both of them.

76. Glue a darkling to someone's face
77. Write tridecalogisms on Dess's face
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2013, 09:16:27 AM »

78. Point out to jonathon that "flying fast is great and all, but what I really like is winning!"
79. Graffiti dess' s math book with incorrect equations
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2013, 10:59:22 AM »

80. Draw dodecagons all over everything. (Or dodecahedrons, or twelve-pointed stars)
81. Constantly correct everyone's grammar
82. Tell Dess that you put an equation in a computer, and she got it wrong. Watch her frustration as she cannot figure out what she did wrong.
83. Give Rex a modified Scrabble dictionary with all the twelve-letter words listed as thirteen letters, and vice versa.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2013, 05:01:37 AM »

84. Change out the songs on Melissa's headphones to the really annoying ones
85. Steal the batteries out of Jessica's flashlight
86. Declare that research is boring in front of Red

I forgot to ask. Should I try to annoy original Rex or darkling Rex?
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2013, 05:06:20 AM »

85. Scream in terror when every they come near you
86. Constantly ask them questions. Bonus points if you can subtly ask the same question multiple times

Both or either.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2013, 05:13:41 AM »

89. Teach them The Game
90. Point at Jessica and shout "You're doomed! Doomed, I say!!"
91. Hit them with a paper mache hammer
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2013, 05:44:25 AM »

92. After 89, loose The Game frequently in front if them.
93. Put them on an airplane that'll be airborne during the blue hour
94. Put them in any of Scott's books other than their own
95. Write fanfiction about crack pairings and then make them read it
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2013, 05:57:29 AM »

96. Name five cats after them
97. Make the fanfic about THEM
98. Convince the town that they are witches and should be burned

Wow. I can't believe we are really going to get all one hundred. Since this was your idea, how about you get the last ones?
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2013, 06:18:07 AM »

99. Mess with Dess's coordinate finder thing (I forget what it's called)
100. Prove to them that you took the time to find 100 ways to annoy them.

And if course, there's no reason to stop at 100 ;)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2013, 06:20:50 AM »

Love 100.  ;D And it is a global positioning system, or GPS.

Bravo to us! We actually got a hundred. Let all the midnighter fans writhe in jealousy that they were not present for this glorious undertaking!

*cough, cough*Okay. Normal voice back now. But seriously, this thread was fun.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2013, 06:44:21 AM »

Yeah, but I thought it had a more specific name for that thing. Whatever.

Yay us! ;D
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #41 on: November 12, 2013, 02:58:15 AM »

If it had a more specific name I don't remember it.

101. Tell them that their town is actually known for having exceptionally few darklings and that most places are much worse.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #42 on: November 12, 2013, 03:24:14 AM »

102. Ask them what time they were born
103. Give them baby siblings who are also midnighters
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #43 on: November 12, 2013, 03:50:27 AM »

104. Stick a post-it note to their back that says "Curfew breaker!"
105. Grab them by the ear
106. Slip a feminine pad in Rex/Jonathon' s bag
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #44 on: November 12, 2013, 04:00:45 AM »

107. Kiss Melissa. Even better if it's in front of Rex
108. Put them in a brightly lit room
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