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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #45 on: November 12, 2013, 04:06:53 AM »

Hmm.. I wonder which would be better, having a boy kiss Melissa, or a girl? *thinking about the lilit and deryn picture*

109. Take a time-stamped picture of them heading home after midnight.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #46 on: November 12, 2013, 04:09:33 AM »

Either one would annoy both Rex and Melissa >:D

110. Sprain someone's ankle again.

Did you ever notice that ankles got sprained quite a lot in Midnighters?
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #47 on: November 12, 2013, 04:13:43 AM »

I guess they are just convenient, since they heal fast compared to a broken bone.

111. Give them the curse of ingrown toenails!

I still can't believe that that picture was much closer up than the one at the end of Goliath. Poor Deryn...
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2014, 02:32:57 AM »

112. Point out that if you include the space and comma, "Bixby, Oklahoma" actually has fifteen characters, not thirteen.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2014, 12:44:54 PM »

113. Point out that midnight is 12:00!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #50 on: January 05, 2014, 09:27:34 AM »

Started this again? Okay, let me think...

114. Steal Jessica's flashlight
115. Ram a baseball hat onto Rex's head
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #51 on: January 05, 2014, 09:46:40 AM »

116. Right when Rex is on the verge of discovery, shove all his stuff off whatever surface he's working on.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2014, 10:00:36 AM »

Don't have any good ideas...

117. Compare Melissa to Nico, what with being anti-social and having touch issues.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #53 on: January 19, 2014, 05:19:19 AM »

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118. Set all their clocks forward so that they think the blue hour is missing.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #54 on: January 19, 2014, 03:18:31 PM »

119. Hide all of Dess' steel weapons.
120. Hide Melissa's headphones.
121. Cut Melissa's hair while she sleeps.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #55 on: January 19, 2014, 03:44:31 PM »

(Blue, where were you for the first hundred? ::))

122. Give them Bovril, telling them that he's a perspicacious loris and therefore darkling-repellent.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #56 on: January 19, 2014, 04:05:23 PM »

(Not here, because I hadn't read the books yet.)

123. Superglue Jonathan's window shut.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #57 on: January 19, 2014, 04:06:33 PM »

(Ooooooh. How far are you now?)

124. Superglue Jonathan to the ground.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #58 on: January 19, 2014, 04:13:51 PM »

(I finished. And I loved it.)

Superglue the ground to Jonathan.

124. Paint yourself blue and run around town proclaiming it's the secret hour.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #59 on: January 19, 2014, 04:16:28 PM »

(Okay. Just wanted to be sure I wouldn't spoil anything.)

125. Ask insistently why the blue hour is blue and not, like, pink or something.
126. Stand naked by that sign Jonathan and Jess like kissing by at midnight.
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