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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2014, 04:21:07 PM »

(No worries :) )
(OH MY CRAP. That would be hilarious!)

126. Tell them they ought to go to Elm Street and take care of the Freddy Krueger incident. (Which totally gives me an idea for a fanfiction.)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #61 on: January 19, 2014, 04:23:21 PM »

(The naked one?)

127. Insistently bug a darkling to become a small fluffy kitten.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2014, 08:11:53 AM »

(Hi, blue! We really need more midnighter fans. Did you read our first one hundred?)

128. Get a medieval helm, name it purposelessly, and insist on them wearing it all the time as a darkling discourager.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2014, 08:18:09 AM »

129. Make Jonathan go to a dance. He probably wouldn't like worrying about gravity while dancing.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #64 on: January 20, 2014, 08:21:41 AM »

(Not yet, no.)

130. Give Rex the wrong prescription for his glasses.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #65 on: January 20, 2014, 08:24:46 AM »

(You should. We came up with some pretty funny stuff.)

131. Ask Jonathan to fly with you during regular time.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #66 on: January 20, 2014, 08:26:20 AM »

132. Drop someone other than Jonathon down a hole just before midnight, so that they're stuck for an hour.

(What pan said. It was fun coming up with a hundred between two people, and we got a little evil.)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #67 on: January 20, 2014, 08:32:24 AM »

(But Jonathan could go get them!)

133. If you're a midnighter, run outside the edge of the blue hour every night.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #68 on: January 20, 2014, 08:40:04 AM »

(Don't let Jonathon know, silly! There is no way he could search the whole town in one hour to find them.)

134. Start asking them awkward questions about where Jessica got to.

(Gotta go. So long!)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #69 on: January 20, 2014, 08:41:30 AM »

(...and thanks for all the fish!)
(I had to :P)

135. Show up every year just to see if it's gotten awkward between Jonathan and Jess yet.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2014, 04:56:57 AM »

136. Throw equiangular decagons at them (The interior angles of an equiangular decagon each measure 144 degrees - the square of twelve)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #71 on: January 23, 2014, 12:30:25 AM »

(I always approve of hitchhiker's references.  :) )

137. Scream at Jonathon "It's never gonna work!" whenever he visits Jessica.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #72 on: January 23, 2014, 01:18:58 AM »

138. Constantly pester Jess to take photos of the blue hour for you.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #73 on: January 23, 2014, 01:43:42 AM »

139. Shove Jessica's least favorite teacher into the blue time to keep her caught up on her studies.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy the Midnighters Characters
« Reply #74 on: January 28, 2014, 08:53:26 AM »

140 Show Jess all the Dess and Johnathan fanart. 
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