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Greetings, from the Hotel.
« on: February 06, 2014, 02:32:46 AM »

My name is ****** **** ********, but I am called The Concierge. It is better that you do not know my real name: It has been known to strike terror into the hearts of brave men and cause spontaneous urination in goats. I still don't know why.

I am new here, but I have dearly loved the Leviathan Trilogy for a very long time. I hope I can get to know people here.
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 02:39:13 AM »

Hi! It's always nice to see new people join! beware  though it can get a little weird on here sometimes, especially on the bloodbath thread.
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 08:34:55 AM »

*waves hello* Welcome!

Also: All three of your names have the same number of letters as mine :o
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 11:45:47 AM »

It's you from the future!

Greetings newbie!
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2014, 12:51:10 AM »

Oh dear, I had thought I'd had enough of Me-From-The-Future.
*shakes head wearily*
Me-From-The-Future is a bit of a prick, all things considered. She's not here, is she?
*looks uncomfortable*
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2014, 01:17:38 AM »

I don't think she's here. I think Cat was saying that you were me from the future.
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2014, 01:19:50 AM »

*takes a deep breath*
*exhales*

Well, that's alright then.
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2014, 06:12:35 AM »

So, the you-from-the-future is still Pan the ! Pan, don't become an annoying little prick!

Concierge, have you read Uglies or any other Scott books?
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2014, 09:01:51 AM »

Hello, hello, hello! Concierges are my favorite people at hotels, they're always so helpful.
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2014, 12:43:19 AM »

Live long and prosper.

No, I'm not a huge star trek geek, but I just couldn't resist. Welcome to the forum!
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2014, 05:28:07 AM »

Tragically, you will find me a most unhelpful Concierge, unless you are trying to learn how to reupholster furniture, make gourmet tomato soup, or outwit even the cleverest of skateboard enthusiasts.
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2014, 05:35:47 AM »

I can always use help in outwitting gnarly skateboarders
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2014, 08:29:57 AM »

Hey Hi :) Willkommen! Je m'appelle Kieya! I hope you enjoy it here :)
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2014, 09:58:06 AM »

What language is "willokmmen"? Is it German?
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Re: Greetings, from the Hotel.
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2014, 10:23:01 AM »

Was I just greeted in German, French, and English combined!
I do believe I shall like it here.
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I am a Clanker, and a Clanker I shall stay.
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