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101 Ways to annoy a Special
« on: March 02, 2014, 12:17:43 AM »

1) Yell out 'The Smoke Lives'
2) Be a Smokie
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2014, 12:38:10 AM »

3) TP the special HQ.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2014, 01:15:20 AM »

4) do the " I'm not touching you" thing.
That bothers everyone.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2014, 01:35:51 AM »

5) whine about how everything should be bigger and fluffier.
6) use tons of enviorment-harmful hairsprays on yourself.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2014, 01:41:38 AM »

7) Give them a flash tattoo that says 'The Smoke Lives'
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2014, 01:44:36 AM »

8) Dye Dr. Cable's hair bright green while she sleeps and make it stick straight up. Do it all with things that harm the enviorment and leave them in the open.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2014, 02:09:51 AM »

9)  blast Gangnam style over a stereo at special circumstances and dance along with it.

10)  scream " THE SMOKIES ARE RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG YOU JUST BRAINWASH PEOPLE AND SUPPORT A CRUEL TOTALITARIAN  SOCIETY!!!!!!!!
then pretend that you didn't say anything.

11)  insist that a special stole your hoverboard even though you're standing right in front of it.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2014, 02:12:48 AM »

12. Make a buzzing sound constantly into their skintennas
13. Poke them repeatedly with a stick
14. Steal all their knives
15. Dump them in the middle of a large body of water
16. Blame them constantly for what happened to Zane
17. Call them superheroes and follow them around like a crazy fangirl
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2014, 12:31:03 PM »

13. Write fanfiction shipping them with New Pretties.
14. Call them "spectacles".
15. Replace their sneak suits with banana costumes.
16. Paint their headquarters with rainbows spelling out "The Smoke Lives"
17. Fill their headquarters with thousands of boxes if Special K.
18. Stand there and giggle like an idiot over nothing.
19. Play high-frequency beeps at random times through their skintennas.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2014, 12:52:15 PM »

20. Throw water balloons at them.
21. Put nanoglue inside their shoes >:D
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2014, 01:00:42 PM »

22. Put nano glue on their hoverboards.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2014, 01:03:11 PM »

23. Put nanoglue on their knives. Assuming they're Cutters.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2014, 12:33:16 AM »

24. Paint their nails while they sleep
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2014, 06:08:46 AM »

25. Follow them around asking, "Am I Special now?" If they say no, slap them and ask again. If they say yes, kiss them and ask again.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2014, 11:23:55 AM »

26. Broadcast an audiobook if Twilight through their skintennas
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