Scott Westerfeld Forum

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4

Author Topic: 101 Ways to annoy a Special  (Read 5026 times)

Panzercrappitastica

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 42417
  • Westerforum Resident Exalt
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2014, 11:27:34 AM »

27. Pasta dance at them.
Logged
Purple-handed peep Volger with a flash tattoo hoverboarding around the Lynx in the blue hour with adreneline coursing through his penguins while failing to own the sunset! In a hoop skirt.

Pan the Imperial Bucket Holder

"Early to bed, early to rise, early to plan the world's demise"
- Catvomitsky

Ceres

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24370
  • Orangé Tong
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2014, 11:42:19 AM »

28. Dump tons of peanut butter in them
Logged

Caboose

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2102
  • Ända får känslan du har blivit lurad?
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2014, 12:05:11 PM »

29) give them the bubblehead lesions instead of the special ones.
Logged
Part-time Evil Ex, indie rocker, daughter/son of Hermes, employee at the Mystery Shack, Swedish boffin, tealblooded gamer, Member of the Blue Team, Member of team M.A.C.E, Just Dancer, cryokinetic, Country, Time Lord, dirtbag, DERPbag, and Prosecutor.

I love Young Justice too.

Ceres

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24370
  • Orangé Tong
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2014, 12:18:12 PM »

30. Send a horde of drunk pretties to their headquarters
Logged

Caboose

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2102
  • Ända får känslan du har blivit lurad?
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2014, 02:34:15 PM »

31. Call them evil and call them by the names of movie villians.
Logged
Part-time Evil Ex, indie rocker, daughter/son of Hermes, employee at the Mystery Shack, Swedish boffin, tealblooded gamer, Member of the Blue Team, Member of team M.A.C.E, Just Dancer, cryokinetic, Country, Time Lord, dirtbag, DERPbag, and Prosecutor.

I love Young Justice too.

Ceres

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24370
  • Orangé Tong
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2014, 09:15:47 AM »

32. Poke them with toothpicks and ask to see Doctor Cab-lay.
Logged

Panzercrappitastica

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 42417
  • Westerforum Resident Exalt
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2014, 10:17:33 AM »

33. Intentionally mispronounce everything.
34. Claim incessantly that you know their secret.
35. If you're an ugly, kiss them.
Logged
Purple-handed peep Volger with a flash tattoo hoverboarding around the Lynx in the blue hour with adreneline coursing through his penguins while failing to own the sunset! In a hoop skirt.

Pan the Imperial Bucket Holder

"Early to bed, early to rise, early to plan the world's demise"
- Catvomitsky

Ceres

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24370
  • Orangé Tong
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2014, 10:23:05 AM »

36. Replace all their clothes with fatsuits
Logged

specialheadedtally-wa

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 8
  • I'm very special.
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2014, 02:43:37 AM »

37) Throw pepper powder into their faces.
Logged
I'm very special, more special than you'd think.

Julia The Bookworm

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15243
  • There are choices in life, and I take some of them
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2014, 03:30:38 AM »

38) be ugly Tally Youngblood
Logged

specialheadedtally-wa

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 8
  • I'm very special.
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2014, 03:47:32 AM »

39) Destroy their Headquarters
40) Ping them about random things
41) Crash an Pretty party while Ugly.
Logged
I'm very special, more special than you'd think.

Caboose

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2102
  • Ända får känslan du har blivit lurad?
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2014, 09:26:05 AM »

42) Show them this thread and say it's all facts.
Logged
Part-time Evil Ex, indie rocker, daughter/son of Hermes, employee at the Mystery Shack, Swedish boffin, tealblooded gamer, Member of the Blue Team, Member of team M.A.C.E, Just Dancer, cryokinetic, Country, Time Lord, dirtbag, DERPbag, and Prosecutor.

I love Young Justice too.

Ceres

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24370
  • Orangé Tong
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2014, 10:35:38 AM »

43) Destroy the city armory
Logged

Panzercrappitastica

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 42417
  • Westerforum Resident Exalt
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2014, 11:03:23 AM »

44. Hug them and refuse to let go.
45. Fangirl/fanboy at them.
46. Scream at them that they are the most despicable people to ever exist.
Logged
Purple-handed peep Volger with a flash tattoo hoverboarding around the Lynx in the blue hour with adreneline coursing through his penguins while failing to own the sunset! In a hoop skirt.

Pan the Imperial Bucket Holder

"Early to bed, early to rise, early to plan the world's demise"
- Catvomitsky

Ceres

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24370
  • Orangé Tong
Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2014, 11:44:56 AM »

47. Ask them if they are pineapples.
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4