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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2014, 11:45:32 AM »

48. Beatbox at them.
49. Go off to them about "Back in my day..."
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2014, 11:54:57 AM »

50) Sing the "I am pretty! Oh so pretty!" song at them
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2014, 12:06:02 PM »

51. Complain about noises in your head to them.
52. Sing really badly and loudly at them.
53. Grab onto their ankles and refuse to let go.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2014, 12:10:43 PM »

54. Lick their ankles.
55. Scream "BANANA" at the top of your lungs from a tree, and when they jerk their head up have a grand piano right above them >:D Their head will move so fast, they'll get a concussion for sure!
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2014, 02:03:15 AM »

Wow. Are you guys trying to get yourselves killed by Specials?

56. Cover their head with peanut butter and anchovies.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2014, 09:57:43 AM »

Yes. Yes, we are.

57. Bend the propellers in their hoverboards.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2014, 11:47:55 AM »

58. Send ground beef through a fan and point it at them.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2014, 06:58:23 AM »

59) Say "you're jealous because i'm a Special kind of special.
60) Tell them that they're sooo bogus.
61) Ask them if they'd feel icy knowig the smoke lives.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2014, 07:00:30 AM »

(Hi newbie! :D)

62. Tell them how fun they are to annoy.
63. Smack them in the head repeatedly with a watermelon.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2014, 05:41:53 PM »

64. Evade their grasps, then hit them with something large and heavy
65. Hit them with a hovercar
66. Taser them
67. Flashbang grenades (REAL ones, not those pansy glitterbombs).
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2014, 01:00:38 PM »

68. Drop a fridge on them while telling them I stay icy.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2014, 01:08:10 PM »

Pahahaha! Stay icy! XD

69. Draw mustaches on them while they sleep.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2014, 01:10:00 PM »

70. Give them flash tattoos that say "The Smoke lives" while they sleep.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2014, 02:16:53 AM »

70. Give them flash tattoos that say "The Smoke lives" while they sleep.
Has been said before.
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Re: 101 Ways to annoy a Special
« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2014, 06:03:12 AM »

71. Tell them they look like a kitten.
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