there's threads like this on all the other boards, why not this one?
1# tell him he needs to get a life outside The NightWatch.
2# tell him talking about parasites is not a good way to pick up chicks.
3# tell him that the pepperjack steak was taken off the menu of the Diner.
4# tell him he has really bad taste in music and then change radio station to something awful like Milley Cyrus.
5# Start laughing at him when he says to Corny, " Nummy Time!"
That would be a fine way to pick up me...
whether I'm a "chick", I don't know .-.
5. If he touches you, start screaming that you're infected.
6. Refuse to come near him without a full contamination suit.
7. Kiss him.
8. When he tells you he fights peeps, tell him that you blow them up in your microwave.