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Julia The Bookworm

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100 ways annoy Cal!
« on: March 02, 2014, 06:14:41 AM »

there's  threads like this on all the other boards, why not this one?

1# tell him he needs to get a life outside The NightWatch.

2# tell him talking about parasites is not a good way to pick up chicks.

3#  tell him that the pepperjack steak was taken off the menu of the Diner.

4# tell him he has really bad taste in music and then change radio station to  something awful like Milley Cyrus.

5# Start laughing at him when he says to Corny, " Nummy Time!"
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Re: 100 ways annoy Cal!
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2014, 01:08:40 PM »

there's  threads like this on all the other boards, why not this one?

1# tell him he needs to get a life outside The NightWatch.

2# tell him talking about parasites is not a good way to pick up chicks.

3#  tell him that the pepperjack steak was taken off the menu of the Diner.

4# tell him he has really bad taste in music and then change radio station to  something awful like Milley Cyrus.

5# Start laughing at him when he says to Corny, " Nummy Time!"
That would be a fine way to pick up me...whether I'm a "chick", I don't know .-.

5. If he touches you, start screaming that you're infected.
6. Refuse to come near him without a full contamination suit.
7. Kiss him.
8. When he tells you he fights peeps, tell him that you blow them up in your microwave.
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Julia The Bookworm

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Re: 100 ways annoy Cal!
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2014, 02:59:40 PM »

That would be a fine way to pick up me...whether I'm a "chick", I don't know .-.

I don't think it would bother me much either but if you're thinking of annoying things to say then I think that would be a good one.



10# tell him that lace doesn't really like him but just used him for the journalistic practice.
11# take a rat from the lab & toss it at him.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2014, 03:06:58 PM by Julia the bookworm »
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Re: 100 ways annoy Cal!
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2016, 05:29:14 AM »

12. Throw a marshmallow peep infested with earthworms at him.
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