Okay so I gotta know guys; If you were to worship a demon, hypothetically, what would your rationale be?
Here's what you know about it:
1: It calls itself a god
2: These people with wings keep on turning up at your door telling you it's a war criminal
3: Should you die, it will make your soul a part of its body
4: It has an extremely violent relationship with others of its kind
5: It sleeps on a hill of gold, obsidian, silver, out of print vampire novels and other treasures
Thoughts?