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GeeBeezy

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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2015, 10:11:54 AM »
Meninist?
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2015, 10:21:38 AM »
A meninist is a term for someone who claims to be a men's rights activist but they do it more to mock and troll feminists than to strive to address actual sexism towards men.

33. Make her drink tea with bovril (the beef extract not the loris)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2015, 11:55:56 AM »
34. Tie her to Deryn. Then lock them in a room.
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GeeBeezy

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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2015, 12:05:18 PM »
I don't think that would annoy her.
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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2015, 12:12:14 PM »
Probably quite the opposite. It would probably annoy Deryn, though :P
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2015, 12:14:14 PM »
Aye, although in all honesty, although it's Scotts canon I didn't actually think Lilit was bi/gay when she kissed Deryn.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

Chairlegs

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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2015, 01:10:47 PM »
35. Tie her hair to the rat lines of the Leviathan
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2015, 08:12:33 AM »
Quote from: GentlemanBesly on March 06, 2015, 12:14:14 PM
Aye, although in all honesty, although it's Scotts canon I didn't actually think Lilit was bi/gay when she kissed Deryn.

Honestly, I absolutely love the idea of bi/pan/lesbian/generally queer Lilit! I don't think there's enough diversity in lit, and Scott does a fantastic job of encouraging diversity.

Also, as a queer/middle-eastern/feminist myself who just really wants to be Lilit in general...
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2015, 05:24:57 PM »
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35. Make Lilit (not the forum-er) Fight in one of Bruce Lee's movies
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