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100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« on: December 09, 2014, 12:30:28 AM »

  • Tell her that Bovril isn't a proper name
  • Tell her that boys are innately good at walker-piloting, and girls aren't
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2014, 01:27:55 AM »

4. Tell her that Alek first though she was an old woman, and then a man.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2014, 04:19:58 AM »

5. Steal her fancy headband
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2014, 06:00:30 AM »

6. Tell her that Deryn said she wasn't a good kisser.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2014, 11:06:14 AM »

7. Taunt her about losing in love to Alek
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2014, 11:24:53 AM »

8. Address her as 'sir'
9. Pat her on the head
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2014, 11:27:56 AM »

10. Tell her that women have no place in a revolution
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2014, 11:28:54 AM »

11. Tell her to make you a sammich

[Welcome to the forum Lilit!  :D ]
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2014, 11:35:38 AM »

12. Pull her hair.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2014, 11:43:04 AM »

13: CUT HER HAIR
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2014, 11:25:08 PM »

14. Dye her hair while she sleeps!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2014, 11:27:11 PM »

#15: Trick her into smooching Alek
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2014, 01:23:41 AM »

16. Trick her into smooching Volger
17. Tell her that Bovril is disgusting (the tea, not the loris)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2014, 02:06:03 AM »

18. Insult Deryn in front of her.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2014, 07:05:58 AM »

19. Give her Minotaur walker a fedora
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