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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2014, 11:59:53 AM »

20. Shave off Zaven's hair and throw it at her.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2014, 05:25:56 PM »

21. Swing from her pony tail.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2014, 01:19:49 PM »

22. Keep insisting that "Bovril" is a stupid name for a perspicacious loris (or even for a stew).
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2014, 04:15:55 PM »

Welcome Beastie!

23. Play the song 'be a man' from Mulan constantly.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2014, 10:16:20 PM »

Thank you! Will do my best!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2014, 01:25:11 PM »

I'm sure you will :]

24. Make her date Alek
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2015, 12:23:44 PM »

Come on this is 100 ways to annoy lilit
25. Make her join this site to see how much she is appreciated... :'(
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2015, 01:01:33 PM »

26. Throw spices at her.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2015, 01:06:06 PM »

27. Put holes in her body kite
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2015, 04:49:29 PM »

28. Make her join the hunger games
(She would probably win.)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2015, 10:44:39 AM »

29. Tell her that her hair will get in the way of movement and then cut it all off when she sleeps.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2015, 10:48:45 AM »

Ouch, in some cultures, I think mainly middle eastern a women's hair is considered her glory so Lillt might think you were taking that away. D:
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2015, 06:37:14 PM »

30. Make her drink tea with bovril in it...
(the loris not the beef extract)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2015, 11:22:10 AM »

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31. Give her beef-tea-bovril and put salt in it instead of sugar.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Lilit
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2015, 10:03:23 AM »

32. Be a "meninist"
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