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100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« on: December 09, 2014, 06:08:22 AM »

I figured since Scott's other books that threads like this Afterworlds should have one too.

What can you think of that would bother all of them?
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2014, 11:19:02 AM »

I was just about to make this!

Tell really any of them that kissing is yucky
Tell Darcy [SPOILER ALERT] that it would have been better if Yamaraj had died
Tell Nisha that math is stupid
Question the plausibility of somebody falling off a donkey, puncturing their wrist, and bleeding to death
Poke Lizzie's scar and insist it's makeup
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2014, 11:30:00 AM »

Insist on calling Imogen's second book Cat-o-mancer every chance you get.
Give Nisha a copy of Midnighters and insist that Dess is her "spirit animal".
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2014, 11:36:00 AM »

Insist on calling Imogen's second book Cat-o-mancer every chance you get.
Give Nisha a copy of Midnighters and insist that Dess is her "spirit animal".
Yes. Just yes XD

Make a point of mangling the working title of Imogen's second book.
Scramble the letters of a keyboard and tell Darcy that B is not next to H.
Constantly try to hook up Darcy and Imogen with random guys.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2014, 12:37:47 PM »

Say to Darcy in a singsong voice, " I know what Imogen's real name is! I know what Imogen's real name is!!!!" Repeatedly.

Tell Darcy that Imogen is too old for her.

Call Lizzie a necrophiliac.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2014, 01:00:13 PM »

Repeatedly tell Lizzie she's dating the Grim Reaper.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2014, 02:48:54 PM »

Insist on calling Imogen's second book Cat-o-mancer every chance you get.
Give Nisha a copy of Midnighters and insist that Dess is her "spirit animal".
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought this!

Constantly remind Darcy of her budgeting problems and threaten to tell Nisha.
Serve Darcy and Imogen bad noodles.
Call Standerson John Green.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2014, 02:56:04 PM »

Convince Darcy to buy large amounts of very expensive noodles for Imogen. Then tell Nisha that it was Darcy's idea.
Pretend that Nisha is too young to be taken seriously.
Follow Lizzie around under a besheet going "Whoooooo!"
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2014, 03:31:35 PM »

Dress up as Mindy and follow Lizzie around
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2014, 03:33:14 PM »

Giggle like a crazy fangirl whenever you see Darcy and Imogen together.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2014, 04:06:51 PM »

Tell Nisha that her math is bad and she should feel bad.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2014, 04:05:06 PM »

How did you find this thread? None but the most recently posted in are showing up for me.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2015, 01:44:34 AM »

Follow Yamaraj around going "psyyyyyyycooooooopooooooomp" really loudly.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2015, 01:50:16 AM »

Follow Yamaraj around while talking about Hinduism as if he doesn't know anything about it and insist that he isn't a god.

call Lizzie a necrophiliac for dating Yama.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2015, 01:51:13 AM »

Make machine gun noises at Lizzie.
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