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Ceres

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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2017, 08:06:39 AM »

Ask Darcy to read your book and it's just a fanfiction of her and Imogen
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2017, 08:31:20 AM »

ask if Firecat is the name of a character from the Warriors series
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2017, 08:58:07 AM »

Oh my god XD

Get Darcy and Imogen a cat and name it Firecat
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2017, 09:45:36 AM »

ask where Imogen got the idea to have a pyromaniac and a cat burglar in the same series and watch her squirm
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2017, 09:47:18 AM »

Rob Imogen's apartment and tell her you're cosplaying as her character
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2017, 10:05:50 AM »

(alright everyone go home, ^that wins this thread, nothing can ever be funnier)

tell Darcy that The Closet Scene was ur favorite part of the book, and ask how she got the inspiration for it
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2017, 10:22:32 AM »

:D

Ask Darcy and Imogen to reenact The Closet Scene
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2017, 10:27:10 AM »

ask Imogen were she got the inspiration for the scene in her book where the character is in the trunk

better yet, ask Darcy about the scene in Imogen's book where the character is in the trunk
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2017, 10:30:19 AM »

And when they answer, ask Imogen if she was trying to bring Darcy over the border
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2017, 10:41:02 AM »

he's not a character, but ask Scott Westerfeld if Darcy is his self insert oc
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #40 on: July 31, 2017, 10:42:29 AM »

I mean, she kinda is a little...

Ask Darcy if she's gonna write a book about a middle-aged writer named Scott Westerfeld and enjoy her confusion
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #41 on: July 31, 2017, 10:45:49 AM »

o m g

ask Darcy if she's ever been to college
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #42 on: July 31, 2017, 10:47:00 AM »

In that vein, ask Darcy what she's majoring in
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #43 on: July 31, 2017, 10:50:21 AM »

Throw out Imogen's matches.
Ask Darcy if she is still a virgin.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy all the Afterworlds characters
« Reply #44 on: July 31, 2017, 10:59:47 AM »

or tell Imogen that keeping that many matches in one place is a fire hazard (even if it's not? idk is it?)
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