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Jokes?
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:07:36 PM »

Why is there not a thread for jokes?

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

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A. Ground beef.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2015, 11:30:06 AM »

"I live in a world where fowl can cross streets without having their motives questioned."
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2015, 11:44:21 AM »

Why should you never eat a clock?
It is very time consuming
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2015, 11:55:19 AM »

There are only 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2015, 12:09:31 PM »

5 out of four people cannot do fractions
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2015, 12:13:15 PM »

"Undomesticated equines couldn't keep me away. "
"It's wild horses T'ealk."
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2015, 12:14:54 PM »

Wild horses?
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2015, 12:27:19 PM »

Q: Why did the man stand behind the horse?
A: He was hoping to get a kick out of it
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2015, 01:11:44 PM »

Stargate SG1 reference.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2015, 04:23:41 PM »

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A ba-na-na-naaaaaa!

(Sing to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony for maximum effect.)
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2015, 09:07:24 PM »

Why did the frog cross the road

To show his girlfriend he had guts
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2015, 01:39:00 AM »

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A ba-na-na-naaaaaa!

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I spat milk everywhere XD

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar. Followed by Batman.
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2015, 10:04:29 AM »

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A w-onkey
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2015, 06:26:33 PM »

A dyslexic walks into a bra...
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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2015, 10:55:30 AM »

It took me a second XD
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