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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #150 on: March 18, 2015, 02:02:26 PM »

Perfect. Just perfect. :D
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All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cS

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #151 on: March 18, 2015, 05:46:22 PM »

How many calories in a McDonald's Whopper?

300?

200?

100?

20?

1?

the real answer is 0
McDonald don't sell
whoppers
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« Reply #152 on: March 19, 2015, 11:58:23 AM »

The is a plane with no fuel is going to crash but is gliding over the ocean, slowly descending.
One woman know that she will die and stands up and says,
"I will die a woman!" And rips off her shirt
"and if you men have anything to say?"
One man stands up and pulls off his shirt and says,
"I will die a man"
Then he turns to the first woman and says,
"Here, iron this for me"

This is from my friend I didn't make this joke
« Last Edit: March 19, 2015, 12:28:58 PM by Letthemfight! »
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« Reply #153 on: March 19, 2015, 03:44:27 PM »

That's...kind of sexist to be honest.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #154 on: March 19, 2015, 04:33:32 PM »

That's the joke.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cS

GreyCaboose

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #155 on: March 19, 2015, 04:38:49 PM »

I know, but I just don't find sexism that funny.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #156 on: March 19, 2015, 05:28:41 PM »

Once again I am sorry
That was from My friend
annnnd it sounded a whole lot better
in real life
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« Reply #157 on: March 19, 2015, 09:16:08 PM »

A trucker walks into a bar after a 5 hour road trip and orders a rump stake.
5 Minutes after ordering a very large bike gang turns up at the pub.
The trucker gets his stake and sits in the middle of the room.

The leader of the gang walks up to the trucker,
"That's a good stake, can I try?", he says as he reaches for the stake.
The trucker slaps his hand and returns to eating.
This makes the leader mad and he spits on the stake and yells at the trucker,
"Get outta here and don't come back!"

The trucker is fed up and leaves the pub
A minute later they hear the truck start and then a metal-against-metal CRUNCH.
The trucker walks in after the engine of the truck dies and says,
"I tried to leave but there was a bunch of bikes in the way, such a shame."
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #158 on: March 20, 2015, 12:22:56 AM »

The is a plane with no fuel is going to crash but is gliding over the ocean, slowly descending.
One woman know that she will die and stands up and says,
"I will die a woman!" And rips off her shirt
"and if you men have anything to say?"
One man stands up and pulls off his shirt and says,
"I will die a man"
Then he turns to the first woman and says,
"Here, iron this for me"

This is from my friend I didn't make this joke

XD I think it's pretty funny.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #159 on: March 20, 2015, 12:40:04 AM »

Me too :P
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #160 on: March 20, 2015, 11:48:05 AM »

Thank you both
I will pass that on to my friend
and once again sorry GreyCaboose
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« Reply #161 on: March 20, 2015, 11:49:13 AM »

It's okay.
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« Reply #162 on: March 20, 2015, 11:54:58 AM »

I will promise to not do any other sexism jokes
Steven universe buddies?  :)
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« Reply #163 on: March 20, 2015, 11:56:03 AM »

Yes, Steven Universe buddies. And you can call me Cabbie.
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« Reply #164 on: March 20, 2015, 11:59:52 AM »

cool beans Cabbie
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