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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #180 on: March 23, 2015, 01:14:30 AM »

This is less of a joke and more just a really funny way my friend worded something, but...
Kronos logic: "I'm not going to be nasty like my father was. Sure, my son is destined to kill me, but I won't force him to stay inside his mother. That's cruel. Eating him is much better."
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #181 on: March 23, 2015, 01:15:25 AM »

Real genius wasn't he  ::)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #182 on: March 23, 2015, 10:22:33 AM »

Chuck Norris and superman took up a bet to see who was better...
The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside for the rest of their life.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #183 on: March 23, 2015, 11:53:15 AM »

Chuck Norris can speak Russian...

In Chinese
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #184 on: March 23, 2015, 12:17:04 PM »

How many push ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #185 on: March 23, 2015, 12:23:04 PM »

lol

Some people can walk on water...

Chuck Norris can swim through land
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #186 on: March 23, 2015, 12:48:31 PM »

Hey, isn't that Chuck Norr...
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« Reply #187 on: March 23, 2015, 05:36:22 PM »

The American once named a street after Chuck Norris, but after a while they had to changed it...
this was because nobody could cross Chuck Norris and live.
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« Reply #188 on: March 23, 2015, 08:15:28 PM »

If people from Poland speak Polish
What do people from Holland speak?
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« Reply #189 on: March 24, 2015, 11:08:12 AM »

Dutch
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #190 on: March 24, 2015, 11:38:55 AM »

So I've got an mbti joke.

An infp, an intp and an isfp walk into a bar.

Just kidding.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #191 on: March 24, 2015, 12:18:38 PM »

I don't get it ???
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #192 on: March 24, 2015, 02:41:50 PM »

Ooh, I've got an MBTI joke!

When you have a crush on an INFP: Damn, you FiNe
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #193 on: March 24, 2015, 02:43:15 PM »

Lol

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c9/1b/7b/c91b7b78cd57a27803ae0c8ec28b116f.jpg

I just realized that the infp is fantasizing about dancing with the enfp.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #194 on: March 24, 2015, 03:00:01 PM »

I only JUST got these MBTI jokes :P
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