A Private accidentally falls in the mud whilst trekking to the enemy lines
The General yells: "Good work man, camouflaging yourself!"
So everyone who where at the back of the line,
who happen to be Majors start to roll in the mud because they wanted to impress the General
When The back of the line reaches the General
The General Yells again:
"Stop playing in the mud, we are on a Battle Field!"