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« Reply #240 on: May 09, 2015, 06:39:25 PM »
Two Blonds walk into a building

You would have thought at least one would have seen it
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« Reply #241 on: May 12, 2015, 12:02:17 AM »
Hey! I do not like blonde jokes much, seeing as I am blonde. I understand it was only a joke, but jokes making fun of different types of people (i.e. Blondes, homosexuals, mentally disabled people, African-Americans, those of the Jewish faith, women, etc.) simply tick me off. (And I have heard jokes made about ALL of the kinds of people I listed, and many many more.)
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« Reply #242 on: May 12, 2015, 11:05:50 AM »
I am very very very sorry
I completely forgot

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« Reply #243 on: May 12, 2015, 11:12:09 AM »
I'm blonde and I love dumb blonde jokes lmao


Here's a good joke: my school.
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« Reply #244 on: May 12, 2015, 11:17:11 AM »
what about richard jokes?
Basicly blond is replaced with richard
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« Reply #245 on: May 12, 2015, 11:23:42 AM »
eg.

Why did Richard return the scarf to the store?
It was too tight around his neck.
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« Reply #246 on: May 13, 2015, 07:13:22 AM »
"Blonde" in those jokes doesn't actually represent blonde people, it represents anyone who is clueless (unless the joke is meant maliciously of course).

Not really a joke, but a nerdy band pick up line: You make my D sharp.
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« Reply #247 on: May 13, 2015, 07:43:47 AM »
Yeah exactly. Calm down Cabbie, it's okay, no one takes blonde jokes seriously.

And that is so rude Cat XD
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« Reply #248 on: May 13, 2015, 07:48:55 AM »
It took me a second but that's terrible XD
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #249 on: May 13, 2015, 07:52:04 AM »
This is pick up line thread now k.

Roses are red.
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I suck at poetry.
Take your clothes off.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #250 on: May 13, 2015, 07:59:39 AM »
Great way to woo people, Besly.  :P
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« Reply #251 on: May 13, 2015, 08:05:34 AM »
I don't woo. My friend does tho. Alot. His pick up lines are the stuff of legend.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #252 on: May 13, 2015, 08:20:21 AM »
Speaking of terrible pick up lines, Enfj puppet theatre just posted a list of MBTI pick up lines. They are as wonderful as you imagine.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #253 on: May 13, 2015, 08:24:44 AM »
That is...quite the pick up line bravo. I'm trying to think of some I've been told but most relate to game of thrones I believe...
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #254 on: May 13, 2015, 08:53:26 AM »
Quote from: GentlemanBesly on May 13, 2015, 08:20:21 AM
Speaking of terrible pick up lines, Enfj puppet theatre just posted a list of MBTI pick up lines. They are as wonderful as you imagine.
I saw that. And the INTJ one was pretty accurate XD
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