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[Chairlegs]

Two Blonds walk into a building

You would have thought at least one would have seen it

[GreyCaboose]

Hey! I do not like blonde jokes much, seeing as I am blonde. I understand it was only a joke, but jokes making fun of different types of people (i.e. Blondes, homosexuals, mentally disabled people, African-Americans, those of the Jewish faith, women, etc.) simply tick me off. (And I have heard jokes made about ALL of the kinds of people I listed, and many many more.)

[Chairlegs]

I am very very very sorry
I completely forgot

[|ĸιrα|]

I'm blonde and I love dumb blonde jokes lmao


Here's a good joke: my school.

[Chairlegs]

what about richard jokes?
Basicly blond is replaced with richard

[Chairlegs]

eg.

Why did Richard return the scarf to the store?
It was too tight around his neck.

[Catvomitsky]

"Blonde" in those jokes doesn't actually represent blonde people, it represents anyone who is clueless (unless the joke is meant maliciously of course).

Not really a joke, but a nerdy band pick up line: You make my D sharp.

[GeeBeezy]

Yeah exactly. Calm down Cabbie, it's okay, no one takes blonde jokes seriously.

And that is so rude Cat XD

[Panzercrappitastica]

It took me a second but that's terrible XD

[GeeBeezy]

This is pick up line thread now k.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I suck at poetry.
Take your clothes off.

[Julia The Bookworm]

Great way to woo people, Besly. 

[GeeBeezy]

I don't woo. My friend does tho. Alot. His pick up lines are the stuff of legend.

[GeeBeezy]

Speaking of terrible pick up lines, Enfj puppet theatre just posted a list of MBTI pick up lines. They are as wonderful as you imagine.

[|ĸιrα|]

That is...quite the pick up line bravo. I'm trying to think of some I've been told but most relate to game of thrones I believe...

[Panzercrappitastica]

Speaking of terrible pick up lines, Enfj puppet theatre just posted a list of MBTI pick up lines. They are as wonderful as you imagine.

I saw that. And the INTJ one was pretty accurate XD