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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #270 on: May 19, 2015, 12:53:11 PM »

What does a DNA replication enzyme have in common with a horny teenage boy?
They both want to unzip your genes.
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« Reply #271 on: May 19, 2015, 02:38:57 PM »

...

What does a loin with a thorn in its paw and a strom cloud have in common

One roars with pain, the other pours with rain
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« Reply #272 on: May 19, 2015, 10:23:10 PM »

What does a DNA replication enzyme have in common with a horny teenage boy?
They both want to unzip your genes.
I love this one. XD
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« Reply #273 on: May 20, 2015, 04:15:54 PM »

PANZER XD

And I see what you did there Chairlegs
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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« Reply #274 on: May 20, 2015, 04:58:14 PM »

Thank you

Why did the Frog cross the road?
To show his girl friend he had Guts.
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« Reply #275 on: May 20, 2015, 08:31:56 PM »

I guess that frog literall got to the Other Side then ;)
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« Reply #276 on: May 20, 2015, 10:56:05 PM »

Well...
Bits of him did
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #277 on: May 21, 2015, 08:19:34 AM »

Eeewww XD
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« Reply #278 on: June 01, 2015, 07:39:36 PM »

What do you get when you cross Facebook, Twitter, and You tube?

You-Twit-Face

*Two drums and a cymbal*
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« Reply #279 on: June 02, 2015, 05:23:49 PM »

Epic prank to pull on a friend
He/she might no longer be your friend if you do this

Find a local farm and take a cow pat (With gloves and container)
Bring it to your friends door step, place a heat proof mat on the porch
place the cow pat on the mat
(make sure they are home)
light the pat on fire, knock and run
Watch from distance

I call it 'Crispy Poop'
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« Reply #280 on: July 09, 2015, 05:23:15 PM »

You want a joke?

Me.

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« Reply #281 on: July 09, 2015, 09:17:30 PM »

I heard a joke very recently

If I had a dollar for every time somebody called me ugly...
I would be broke coz Ima perfect lolz later losers[/sub]
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« Reply #282 on: July 11, 2015, 12:26:45 AM »

There are only 3 kinds of people in this world;
Those who know how to count, and those who don't.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #283 on: July 11, 2015, 12:53:30 AM »

3/2 of people claim to be bad with fractions.
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« Reply #284 on: July 11, 2015, 09:21:31 PM »

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No idea!
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