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[Chairlegs 2.0]

I'm glad I could assist

[Chairlegs 2.0]

Some Nutcase decided to rob a bank the other day. He kept on screaming at the employees, "Give me all the cashew have!"

[GeeBeezy]

=_=

What did the 1 say to the 10?

[Panzercrappitastica]

History has its eyes on you

[GeeBeezy]

That was beautiful omg.

[Panzercrappitastica]

I am curious what the punchline was though

[GeeBeezy]

I was gonna quote whoever responded first but my heart has been warmed and my cruelty blunted.

[Panzercrappitastica]

Oh

[GeeBeezy]

Don't judge me.

[Catvomitsky]

Actual correct answer:

That was beautiful omg.

[Chairlegs 2.0]

I would hate to be a concreter. I'll get stuck with paving Cul-de-sacs and that seems like a dead end job.

[GeeBeezy]

Actual correct answer:

That was beautiful omg.

>:0 You burned me four years ago and have gone unpunished how dare u also Nice.

I would hate to be a concreter. I'll get stuck with paving Cul-de-sacs and that seems like a dead end job.

AYYYYYYYYY

Yes I'm aware this thread hasn't been posted in for 1139 days I know okay but I just remembered it existed and I wanted to vent this joke I've been telling everyone it's appropriate to tell. And who's more appropriate to tell than countless anonymous listeners? No one that's who.

So, it starts off with a bear and a rabbit pooping in the woods. I don't know why the rabbit isn't being eaten by the bear. ANYWAY. After he's done pooping the bear asks the rabbit "Do you find that poop sticks to your fur?" and the rabbit says "No." And the bear says "Good." and then he wipes his butt with the rabbit.

That's it that's the joke I'm sure you think it's as funny as I did.