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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #465 on: October 13, 2017, 03:40:41 PM »
I'm glad I could assist
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #466 on: December 13, 2017, 11:35:29 PM »
Some Nutcase decided to rob a bank the other day. He kept on screaming at the employees, "Give me all the cashew have!"
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #467 on: December 15, 2017, 05:34:41 PM »
=_=

What did the 1 say to the 10?
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #468 on: December 15, 2017, 05:38:47 PM »
History has its eyes on you
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #469 on: December 15, 2017, 05:41:17 PM »
That was beautiful omg.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #470 on: December 15, 2017, 05:41:50 PM »
I am curious what the punchline was though
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #471 on: December 15, 2017, 05:42:27 PM »
I was gonna quote whoever responded first but my heart has been warmed and my cruelty blunted. ::)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #472 on: December 15, 2017, 05:43:11 PM »
Oh ::)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #473 on: December 15, 2017, 05:52:16 PM »
Don't judge me. ::)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #474 on: December 16, 2017, 01:09:41 AM »
Actual correct answer:
Quote from: Gentlebiscuit on December 15, 2017, 05:41:17 PM
That was beautiful omg.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #475 on: January 14, 2018, 10:45:06 PM »
I would hate to be a concreter. I'll get stuck with paving Cul-de-sacs and that seems like a dead end job.
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