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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #465 on: October 13, 2017, 03:40:41 PM »

I'm glad I could assist
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #466 on: December 13, 2017, 11:35:29 PM »

Some Nutcase decided to rob a bank the other day. He kept on screaming at the employees, "Give me all the cashew have!"
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #467 on: December 15, 2017, 05:34:41 PM »

=_=

What did the 1 say to the 10?
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All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #468 on: December 15, 2017, 05:38:47 PM »

History has its eyes on you
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Purple-handed peep Volger with a flash tattoo hoverboarding around the Lynx in the blue hour with adreneline coursing through his penguins while failing to own the sunset! In a hoop skirt.

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #469 on: December 15, 2017, 05:41:17 PM »

That was beautiful omg.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #470 on: December 15, 2017, 05:41:50 PM »

I am curious what the punchline was though
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #471 on: December 15, 2017, 05:42:27 PM »

I was gonna quote whoever responded first but my heart has been warmed and my cruelty blunted. ::)
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #472 on: December 15, 2017, 05:43:11 PM »

Oh ::)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #473 on: December 15, 2017, 05:52:16 PM »

Don't judge me. ::)
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #474 on: December 16, 2017, 01:09:41 AM »

Actual correct answer:
That was beautiful omg.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #475 on: January 14, 2018, 10:45:06 PM »

I would hate to be a concreter. I'll get stuck with paving Cul-de-sacs and that seems like a dead end job.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #476 on: February 26, 2021, 07:40:45 PM »

Actual correct answer:
That was beautiful omg.

>:0 You burned me four years ago and have gone unpunished how dare u also Nice.

I would hate to be a concreter. I'll get stuck with paving Cul-de-sacs and that seems like a dead end job.

AYYYYYYYYY

Yes I'm aware this thread hasn't been posted in for 1139 days I know okay but I just remembered it existed and I wanted to vent this joke I've been telling everyone it's appropriate to tell. And who's more appropriate to tell than countless anonymous listeners? No one that's who.

So, it starts off with a bear and a rabbit pooping in the woods. I don't know why the rabbit isn't being eaten by the bear. ANYWAY. After he's done pooping the bear asks the rabbit "Do you find that poop sticks to your fur?" and the rabbit says "No." And the bear says "Good." and then he wipes his butt with the rabbit.

That's it that's the joke I'm sure you think it's as funny as I did.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM
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