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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2015, 10:57:09 AM »

Here's an anti-joke, for those of you who like this sort of thing.


A Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim all walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2015, 10:58:30 AM »

My friend loves anti-jokes. So much.

Here's some philosophy from the cookie monster(not really a joke): Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2015, 11:07:17 AM »

Actually i shouldn't make fun of dyslexics
They are teople poo...
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2015, 11:09:47 AM »

There was a really good one I had this morning but I forgot what it was :P
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2015, 12:23:52 PM »

What do you call an intp party?

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2015, 12:27:53 PM »

Here's an anti-joke, for those of you who like this sort of thing.


A Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim all walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO POST THAT O.O

And tru dat @Besly

Chemistry lab is one big party. Some drop acid, and others drop the base.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2015, 12:29:40 PM »

Sixteen Sodium atoms walk into a bar. Followed by Batman.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2015, 12:36:25 PM »

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar. Followed by Batman.

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2015, 12:38:06 PM »

If I wasn't on my phone you would be buried in gifs right now.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2015, 12:42:56 PM »


AND I'm on my phone.

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2015, 12:44:13 PM »

You're barely even a Theta
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2015, 12:45:23 PM »


Where there are gifs, there are Kira. Is kira. Me I'm here
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2015, 12:47:10 PM »

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2015, 12:47:52 PM »

You bet your bristles it's a challenge. Sick her.
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« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2015, 12:48:21 PM »

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