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« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2015, 03:03:18 PM »

how silly of me
I should have seen this coming
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« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2015, 03:03:50 PM »

enough of this madness!!

where does the king keep his armies?
in his sleevies!
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« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2015, 03:09:15 PM »

What do you get when you cross a:
River, Mountain, Desert?

Sore feet. ;D
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« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2015, 03:13:08 PM »

why can't Helen Keller drive?
because she's dead!

(sorry not sorry. Helen keller jokes are never not funny :P)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2015, 03:17:33 PM »

what do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk!
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2015, 03:19:37 PM »

why can't Helen Keller drive?
because she's dead!

(sorry not sorry. Helen keller jokes are never not funny :P)

Hey, did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard?
Neither did she.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #51 on: March 03, 2015, 03:19:53 PM »

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have some H2O too." The second chemist dies shortly after.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2015, 03:20:14 PM »

why did the face of Boe go to the party all by himself?
because he had noBODY to go with!
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2015, 03:23:45 PM »

Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #54 on: March 03, 2015, 03:24:34 PM »

Why did the Dalek cross the road?
...to enslave humanity
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #55 on: March 03, 2015, 03:25:15 PM »

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if they need help with their bags. The photon replies "no thanks, I'm traveling light."
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #56 on: March 03, 2015, 03:30:40 PM »

Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Susie!
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« Reply #57 on: March 03, 2015, 03:33:48 PM »

OMG. OKAY. So I told that joke to my family and they laughed so hard they cried and then my sisters friend posted a photo to her Facebook wall of a t Rex that couldn't clap it's hands and my brother commented 'it's okay t rex, Susie can't clap either' AND I DIED
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #58 on: March 03, 2015, 03:35:27 PM »

XD XD XD XD XD
Rest in peace, me. I've just died, too.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #59 on: March 03, 2015, 03:39:32 PM »

hahhahaha oh the Susie joke! best! :D


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