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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #75 on: March 04, 2015, 04:39:06 PM »

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
To get to The Other Side.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #76 on: March 04, 2015, 04:42:29 PM »

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #77 on: March 04, 2015, 04:54:47 PM »

Adorbs
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #78 on: March 04, 2015, 05:31:54 PM »

what kind of bees make milk?

BOOBEES ;)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #79 on: March 04, 2015, 05:32:41 PM »

What's orange and lies in the middle of the road?

A WOUNDED CHEESIE!!! (I honestly don't know why I find that joke so funny but it just kills me every time! :P)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #80 on: March 04, 2015, 05:34:25 PM »

Knock-knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who...
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!


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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #81 on: March 04, 2015, 07:32:13 PM »

Why did the chicken hold up his sword?
To yell: "Are you not entertained!?"
(Look at Profile pic :P)
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Yolo? NO! You live every day
The correct term is YODO. You.Only.Die.Once
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #82 on: March 06, 2015, 11:42:06 AM »

Knock-knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who...
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
That is beautiful XD
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #83 on: March 06, 2015, 01:09:55 PM »

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"To"
"To who?"
"To WHOM you idiot"
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #84 on: March 06, 2015, 01:13:45 PM »

Perf!
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« Reply #85 on: March 06, 2015, 03:05:19 PM »

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #86 on: March 06, 2015, 03:07:12 PM »

*Slow clap*
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« Reply #87 on: March 06, 2015, 03:10:35 PM »

*Bow*
I do my best
Thank you
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #88 on: March 06, 2015, 03:18:27 PM »

Ten top things that arevery interesting,

1. there is a spelling mistake in the first sentence

2. you Went to look

3. there is capital in number 3

4. you went to look

6. humans see what they want to see

7. I skipped five

8. you went to look again!

9. this is now pointless

10. you really want to go back and try and prank me

11. you want to do this to someone else

12. only meant to be ten interesting things
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #89 on: March 06, 2015, 03:21:48 PM »

There's no capital in number 3 :P
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