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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #90 on: March 06, 2015, 03:22:36 PM »

Technically there is the word 'capital' :P
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #91 on: March 06, 2015, 03:27:34 PM »

True, true.
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« Reply #92 on: March 06, 2015, 03:49:40 PM »

so how did you go with that?
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« Reply #93 on: March 06, 2015, 03:56:13 PM »

you've have read this question wrong.
lol
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« Reply #94 on: March 08, 2015, 12:29:02 AM »

Question: If a storm-trooper from Star Wars and red shirt from Star trek get into a fire fight...
Who would win?

Answer: The storm-trooper, even though he wouldn't shoot anything but the walls and sometime other storm-troopers,
the red shirt would eventually die.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #95 on: March 10, 2015, 12:19:46 PM »

Two amazing jokes from my brother today:

What's the opposite of pro? Con.
...so what's the opposite of progress?

Very few people know the opposites to all these words:
Always
Coming
From
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #96 on: March 10, 2015, 12:21:08 PM »

...did your brother just Rickroll me? ;u;
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« Reply #97 on: March 10, 2015, 12:27:50 PM »

Yes. Yes he did XD
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« Reply #98 on: March 10, 2015, 01:57:48 PM »

racecar
and racecar
are really spelt backwards
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« Reply #99 on: March 11, 2015, 11:47:16 AM »

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.
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« Reply #100 on: March 11, 2015, 11:56:54 AM »

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #101 on: March 11, 2015, 12:00:57 PM »

Oh, you want me to tell a potassium joke?
K
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #102 on: March 11, 2015, 12:10:06 PM »

Oh, you want me to tell a potassium joke?
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Yay geek jokes! XD
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« Reply #103 on: March 11, 2015, 12:12:00 PM »

*Applause!*
Very nice

an neutron walks into a bar asks for a drink and starts to pay
but the bartender seem friendly and said:
"For you, no charge"
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #104 on: March 11, 2015, 12:12:23 PM »

Geek jokes are the best XD

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The Educational Version of Anaconda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxV717PRBU
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