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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #105 on: March 11, 2015, 12:15:10 PM »

nerdy pick up line (not directed at anyone)

In my world you are copper and trillium...

Cos you are CU-TE
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« Reply #106 on: March 11, 2015, 12:24:56 PM »

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #107 on: March 11, 2015, 12:28:56 PM »

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 ;)
*goes to binary translator* *facepalms* ::)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #108 on: March 11, 2015, 12:34:56 PM »

nerdy pick up line (not directed at anyone)

In my world you are copper and trillium...

Cos you are CU-TE
Funny story about that, my best friend's favorite element is copper and mine is tellurium and we kept seeing copper + tellurium pick up lines and it was seriously weirding us out :o

I really want to know what that says...
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #109 on: March 11, 2015, 12:36:06 PM »

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #110 on: March 11, 2015, 12:39:14 PM »

That's the third time in a week just on this forum ::)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #111 on: March 11, 2015, 12:42:22 PM »

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« Reply #112 on: March 11, 2015, 04:52:04 PM »

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #113 on: March 11, 2015, 04:53:13 PM »

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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #114 on: March 11, 2015, 04:58:40 PM »

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« Reply #115 on: March 11, 2015, 05:10:19 PM »

Spider man and Bat man walk into a bar
Spider man orders a spider
Bat man orders a beer
cos he is an adult
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #116 on: March 11, 2015, 11:56:18 PM »

Best friends are like slinkies (the metal spring toy)

They are awesome and you want to do everything with them...

And as you grow older they loose their interesting factor...

But they put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #117 on: March 12, 2015, 12:13:08 PM »

A panda walks into a bar, orders a sandwich from the bartender.
When he finishes eating her puts out a revolver and shoots the bartender that served him
The panda slams a piece of paper on the table and runs out the door.
The occupants of the bar read the piece of paper and realize it is a fact card
it read:
"A panda eats: shoots and leaves"
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #118 on: March 12, 2015, 12:14:47 PM »

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can curium, then you might as well barium.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #119 on: March 12, 2015, 12:24:15 PM »

Two scientists walk into a bar
One wants h2o as a drink
The other one wants some h2o too
The second scientist died
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