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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #120 on: March 12, 2015, 12:59:51 PM »

Band nerd joke -

How do you contact a baritone player?
Euphonium.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #121 on: March 12, 2015, 01:02:37 PM »

How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
You shoot one.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #122 on: March 12, 2015, 01:05:09 PM »

I am in band
I get it

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« Reply #123 on: March 12, 2015, 07:35:28 PM »

"My mamma always said Life is like a box of chocolates"
-Forrest Gump

"I never did get any boxes of chocolate"
-His conscience
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« Reply #124 on: March 12, 2015, 09:18:18 PM »

what do you call a man with a shovel?
Dug

What do you call a man without a shovel?
Dugless

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #125 on: March 12, 2015, 09:48:57 PM »

Good one.
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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #126 on: March 13, 2015, 12:18:01 PM »

What do you call a girl that incinerates her taxes?
Bernadette
(Burn-a-debt)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #127 on: March 13, 2015, 12:18:58 PM »

[Harhar]

Why do gorilla's have huge nostrils?
They have huge fingers.
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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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« Reply #128 on: March 13, 2015, 01:09:43 PM »

Where do monkeys cook their bananas?
Under the gorilla (Griller)
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #129 on: March 13, 2015, 01:11:20 PM »

I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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« Reply #130 on: March 13, 2015, 01:15:07 PM »

People learn from there Mistakes...

People learn from their mistakes.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #131 on: March 13, 2015, 01:28:48 PM »

I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
*applause*
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #132 on: March 13, 2015, 01:30:35 PM »

*Bows* Made a rubbish cup of coffee once.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #133 on: March 13, 2015, 01:48:02 PM »

What do you expect it was ground this morning
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #134 on: March 13, 2015, 01:49:23 PM »

*Shrugs and weeps* No excuse ;-;
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw
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