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[Chairlegs]

I will make you a good cup of coffee
If it can fit in the 'post reply'

[GeeBeezy]

I'd prefer a good plan.

[Catvomitsky]

I'd prefer a good plan.

I got you covered on this one.

[GeeBeezy]

Ty Ladybro

[Chairlegs]

If pork chops were perfect
We won't need hot dogs
- Greg Universe

[Panzercrappitastica]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
'Cause if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels.

[Julia The Bookworm]

I laughed harder then I should at that. XD

[BlueberryDoughnut]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Jeez, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin, shocked, shouts, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"

[Chairlegs]

*very slow face palm*

[Panzercrappitastica]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Jeez, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin, shocked, shouts, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"

Awesome XD

[Chairlegs]

How do you make a cat go woof?

Dose it in petroleum and set it alight (WOOOF)

How do you make a dog go Meow?

Stick it in the freezer and cut it in half with a chainsaw (MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOW) 

[GeeBeezy]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

[Chairlegs]

That's new!

How do you confuse an Irish man?
Put him in a round room,
and tell him to sit in the corner.

[Panzercrappitastica]

"Holy shift, check out the asymptote on that mother function!"

This was written on the board in math today XD

[Chairlegs]

Book Titles!

'Snakes'
-By Sir. Pent

'Off a cliff'
-By Irene Dover

'Feeding a dog'
-By Nora Bone

'How to make people fat'
-By Ronald McDonald