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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #135 on: March 13, 2015, 01:55:04 PM »

I will make you a good cup of coffee
If it can fit in the 'post reply'
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« Reply #136 on: March 13, 2015, 01:57:19 PM »

I'd prefer a good plan.
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« Reply #137 on: March 13, 2015, 09:04:29 PM »

I'd prefer a good plan.
I got you covered on this one.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #138 on: March 13, 2015, 10:31:46 PM »

Ty Ladybro
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2015, 11:08:34 AM »

If pork chops were perfect
We won't need hot dogs
- Greg Universe
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #140 on: March 16, 2015, 07:42:20 AM »

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
'Cause if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #141 on: March 16, 2015, 09:38:48 AM »

I laughed harder then I should at that. XD
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #142 on: March 16, 2015, 09:46:59 AM »

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Jeez, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin, shocked, shouts, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #143 on: March 16, 2015, 10:14:17 AM »

*very slow face palm*
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #144 on: March 16, 2015, 10:34:36 AM »

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Jeez, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin, shocked, shouts, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"
Awesome XD
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #145 on: March 16, 2015, 09:20:53 PM »

How do you make a cat go woof?

Dose it in petroleum and set it alight (WOOOF)

How do you make a dog go Meow?

Stick it in the freezer and cut it in half with a chainsaw (MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOW) 
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #146 on: March 16, 2015, 10:18:52 PM »

An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #147 on: March 17, 2015, 10:19:56 AM »

That's new!

How do you confuse an Irish man?
Put him in a round room,
and tell him to sit in the corner.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #148 on: March 18, 2015, 10:41:34 AM »

"Holy shift, check out the asymptote on that mother function!"

This was written on the board in math today XD
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #149 on: March 18, 2015, 01:50:18 PM »

Book Titles!

'Snakes'
-By Sir. Pent

'Off a cliff'
-By Irene Dover

'Feeding a dog'
-By Nora Bone

'How to make people fat'
-By Ronald McDonald
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