So one day this little man from Boston walks into a western saloon. Well this big Texan turns to his friend and says "Watch me make this dude dance." So he go's up to the little man and asks "Hey you're not from around here are you?"
"No sir, I'm from Boston."
"Ever learn to dance?"
''No sir, I never did learn."
"Well I'm gonna teach you, and you'll be surprised how easy it is to learn." He proceeds to empty his gun at the floor near the man's feet. By time he makes it to the door, The Boston man is shaking like a leaf. An hour later the Texas man walks out and hears the sharp click of hammers being pulled back. Looking around, he sees the biggest shotgun he has ever seen only inches from his head.
"Mr. Texan, Did you ever kiss a mule?" asked the Bostonian.
"No," Said the quick thinking Texan, "But I always wanted to."