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« Reply #165 on: March 20, 2015, 12:03:44 PM »

You know the joke was anti sexist right? That's how satire works.
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« Reply #166 on: March 20, 2015, 12:10:15 PM »

Eh, it still made me feel uncomfortable. It didn't seem anti-sexist at all.
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« Reply #167 on: March 20, 2015, 12:18:56 PM »

i have regret the decision of placing the joke on here
I will slap my friend  :P
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« Reply #168 on: March 20, 2015, 01:01:56 PM »

A Texan and an English man are riding in their train carriage across Texas
The English man is look out window at a moving paddock of cattle
The Texan Man leans over and says
"That there is my ranch, if you can guess how many cattle are in there, I will give you a hundred bucks"
The English man continues to observe the cattle until the train moves into a tunnel.
He then announces, "2593 cattle"
The Texan man is shocked that he got the number and handed over 100 bucks
He is curious and wanted to know how he got the number at such a quick rate
The English man answered, "Simple really, I could not see all the heads of the cows,
so I counted the legs and divided by four"
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« Reply #169 on: March 20, 2015, 01:04:39 PM »

i have regret the decision of placing the joke on here
I will slap my friend  :P
No need :P

For those of you who like anti-jokes:
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
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« Reply #170 on: March 20, 2015, 01:05:24 PM »

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« Reply #171 on: March 20, 2015, 01:08:06 PM »

I still don't get why anti-jokes are so funny, but they are XD
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« Reply #172 on: March 20, 2015, 01:21:21 PM »

What do you call batman and robin after they have been run over by a steam roller?
Flatman and Ribbon.
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« Reply #173 on: March 20, 2015, 10:14:51 PM »

Ace Ventrura: Pet Detective
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« Reply #174 on: March 21, 2015, 02:06:09 AM »

Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples.

"Thirteen glasses of water, please," Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others.
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« Reply #175 on: March 21, 2015, 05:08:12 AM »

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to he ugly witch's house.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
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« Reply #176 on: March 21, 2015, 10:08:01 AM »

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house!
hahahahahahahaha cracks me up every time

Ohh another one wait...

Knock Knock.
'Who's there'
The chicken...

That was mine... :'(

joking ;D
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« Reply #177 on: March 21, 2015, 12:03:50 PM »

Omg I didn't see that I'm sorry :(
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« Reply #178 on: March 21, 2015, 01:59:39 PM »

Dat ok  :)
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« Reply #179 on: March 23, 2015, 01:11:44 AM »

So one day this little man from Boston walks into a western saloon. Well this big Texan turns to his friend and says "Watch me make this dude dance." So he go's up to the little man and asks "Hey you're not from around here are you?"
"No sir, I'm from Boston."
"Ever learn to dance?"
''No sir, I never did learn."
"Well I'm gonna teach you, and you'll be surprised how easy it is to learn." He proceeds to empty his gun at the floor near the man's feet. By time he makes it to the door, The Boston man is shaking like a leaf. An hour later the Texas man walks out and hears the sharp click of hammers being pulled back. Looking around, he sees the biggest shotgun he has ever seen only inches from his head.
"Mr. Texan, Did you ever kiss a mule?" asked the Bostonian.
"No," Said the quick thinking Texan, "But I always wanted to."
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